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Paris Hilton is Back in Jail

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I forgot about the herpes thing! I had some roommates with herpes in college and whenever they were stressed out, they'd always have a breakout....I'm sure Paris is struggling with that as well. I hate to say it but it would be pretty fucking awesome if some pics of that got out!!! Blech!

By Carolina , on June 14, 2007 10:57:21
Adderal is an ADHD drug (not an anti-anxiety drug as stated in the articl) and also used by celebrities for weight loss as it is a stimulant.

By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 11:01:37
Adderal is an ADHD drug (not an anti-anxiety drug as stated in the article) and also used by celebrities for weight loss as it is a stimulant.

By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 11:01:44
Withdrawal from Xanax is no joke. I could see someone not functioning well without being properly weened off of it. Adderoll is an upper, so being off of it just makes it hard to stay awake. She would be sleepy. But, I don't see why she would not still be on both of those medications if she were legally prescribed them.

She has lived a life of fortune and this has been a wake up call. She's probably having severe anxiety attacks. If you've ever had one you know they feel like a heart attack. I can imagine that someone like her would not be coping well with this.

I still think she's a whore...just so you know.

By bv, on June 14, 2007 11:08:23
Paris is a beautiful angel. Her farts smell of sunflowers and teakwood. Her vaginal juice tastes like blue Gatorade. She is only bbeing arrested because the police and the judges and the lawyers and the Mexicans and Steve Urkel are being run big The Big Machine. The Big Machine was built here back before my grandfather was stinkfingering autistic children. It was built to keep the Eskimos in line, but alas, their big project failed. Now men and young turtles are free to run around and fly kites. Paris Hilton is an unfortunate victim is this bowl of Horkenfiber we call life. Paris's queefs are like a gust of wind from a bakery oven, and her taint sweat is like fresh maple syrup. She should be given a medal for being a role-model for calzones and tableclothes. Back when Abe Vegoda played 3rd base for the St. Louis Browns, this sort of thing would never happen. You are all just cogs in the Big Machine.

By Satan, on June 14, 2007 11:14:14
I don't care what this whore does anymore, just as long as it's some behaviour/action that causes the general public to become further fed-up with her.....:-D

As you were, Parisite, as you were....you whiny, responsibility-dodging, self-absorbed, lazy-cocksmoking, wonky-eyed, hypochondriac skank.

By joejoe, on June 14, 2007 11:14:26
Is coke withdrawal a medical condition?

By drewmac, on June 14, 2007 11:14:55
#1. why is she taking xanax? what does a super- rich super-spoiled brat like her have to be anxious about?

#2. what happened to her "i've accepted my sentence and i'm going to serve it and learn from it" bullshit she was spouting? i know someone else wrote it, but did she even read it at all?

By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 11:18:49
SOMEBODY FEED ME RIGHT NOW!!! I'M FUCKING STARVING!!! GIVE ME FOOD RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHRRRGGGG!!!!! FEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEE!!!! AAARRRRRRRGH!!!!

FOOOOOD NOWWWWW!!!!

By Kelly Clarkson, on June 14, 2007 11:24:19
i babysit for a 4 year old. when she doesn't get her way, she screams and cries and works herself into tizzy. and because no one wants to deal with the chaos she causes, she usually gets her way.

sound like anyone we know?

By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 11:27:22
Why can't she (or anyone) continue taking medication while in the pokey?

I've had an anxiety attack before, I don't care who you are, they are no joke.

By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 11:33:16
i know someone else wrote it, but did she even read it at all?
HAHAHAHA!!

By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 11:43:03
I love that picture. IDLYITW should set it as a backdrop or something. The only shot I will like better....and I'm sure we'll get a chance to see it someday....is George W. Bush in the same exact pose/situation.

By crackedup, on June 14, 2007 11:45:14
Bitch is not dead yet? Then I don't wanna know.

By Ivy, on June 14, 2007 11:49:35
Thanks you 14:01 for saying that Adderall is NOT an anti-anxiety drug! It couldn't be further from that. Adderall is SPEED and there is really no point to be taking it in jail. That is what is making her freak out. Just give the whore her xanax and let her sleep it off.

By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 11:59:55
withdrawal from xanax and adderal would give her double anxiety. i blow lines of adderal during finals and when they're over i have panic attacks for a few days until it's out of my system.

By sugar booger, on June 14, 2007 12:16:04
anon 14:01:44 - you already said that. Try to pay more attention.

By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 12:26:40
i thought we were going to get a break from paris while she was in the clink....oh, how naive i was!

By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 12:41:33
"No clarification on what this mystery 'medical condition' is yet, but conflicting sources inside the jail say she is either suffering from a herpes outbreak or withdrawal from Xanax and anti-anxiety medication, Adderal."

Todd, I honestly don't know if that's a joke or true news. It could go either way...

By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 12:55:33
"Is coke withdrawal a medical condition?

By drewmac, on June 14, 2007 14:14:55"

Is cock withdrawal a medical condition?

Fixed that typo for you.

By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 13:11:28
Anonymous 14:18 Good point. In answer to your question I quote paris herself "I don't read what is put in front of me, I'm a busy person."
I say throw her in with the general population, and quit giving her special treatment. When she gets fisted she will know what a panic attack is.

By paris has herpes, on June 14, 2007 13:23:34
Gee, I wonder if the Sheriff is going to get re-elected in the next vote?

I'd said that's a big fucking NO.

By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 13:32:45
She's being released on June 25th? What the hell happened to reverting back to the 45 day sentence, minus the time she already served? Now she's going to serve less than 20 days, considering she pissed around her house for a few days last week.

By Mara, on June 14, 2007 13:59:27
That would be fucked up if the medical condition their treating is withdrawal, when I went to jail you know what my treatment for withdrawal from oxycontin was, solitary confinement, and lemme tell ya it wasn't a 12x8 private room, it was a 4x8 cell, and I was on oxycontin for legitimate reasons.

By Trax, on June 14, 2007 14:04:45
You know, one of the many things I love about this site is that everyone here has the reasonable opinion that she is rediculous and needs to shut the fuck up. When i go to sites like TMZ and see how many of the commenters are defending her and offering their support, it leaves me totally mystified.

By anna, on June 14, 2007 14:19:54
yeah yeah yeah Paris again and all that, but check this:

LiveNation, which was promoting Kelly Clarkson`s summer tour, has admitted it bit off more than it could chew and has now put the tour on hold.

'It is mind blowing when you stop to think about what Kelly Clarkson has achieved during her young career,' said LiveNation Chief Executive Officer Michael Rapino.

'But ticket sales have not been what we anticipated and we came to the realization that we had bit off more than we could chew. In the end, we are in the Kelly Clarkson business and for that reason we believe that this decision will only benefit her and her fans in the long run.'

The company said that refunds could be received at the spot where tickets were purchased.

'Kelly is a spectacular artist and an incredible performer who undoubtedly has what it takes to sustain a long and prosperous career,' added Gregg Perloff, CEO of Another Planet Entertainment. 'The day when she will play in sold-out arenas is, no doubt, coming, but for now her fans should look forward to seeing her in a more intimate concert environment. Kelly deserves a tremendous amount of praise for her courage in not only being a part of, but in supporting, this difficult decision.'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(gasp)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Bit off more than we could chew" - cmon, it's Kelly Clarkson, how could they not see that coming??? Didn't they see the pictures of her at the beach eating a hotdog in one bite? Never try to match Kelly at biting and chewing - she's a professional.

But wait, she's not a model, she's a popular and talented musician, so we judge her by that, not how she looks and whether she's "fat"...

But wait...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(gasp)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

By She's not fat, she's talented!!!, on June 14, 2007 14:45:08
Have you forgotten how HIGH MAINTENANCE Paris is?! What about the blue-contact lenses? What about the weekly hair bleach touch-ups for her dark roots? What about the weekly manicures?!

If I was Paris, and the world was waiting to take pictures as soon as I got out of prison, I would be freaking out too, thinking my adoring public would finally see the real Paris - a plain-faced, brown haired, brown-eyed, underfed girl attempting to look like a blonde bombshell. Oh, that is NOT HOT!!

By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 15:19:09
I don't know anything about these drugs, but it seems a stimulant such as Adderal would sort of cancel out the effects of the Xanax.

By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 15:46:36
It's all lies, they want to justify her special treatment. The first time she got out she immediately ordered a private tanning session. She was never near a nervous breakdown, and she isn't now.

By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 17:21:35
OMFG! Shes going to die in there!

By Bostick, on June 14, 2007 17:58:55
It's not herpes, it's just a rash from the polyester jumpsuit.

No, really.

Why are you laughing at me?

By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 18:42:29
Wow.

She has "severe medical problems" and yet she can party every night and take all kinds of recreational drugs WHEN SHE'S NOT IN JAIL.

By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 20:49:38
mullah cimoc say paris hilton the good and the courage. him not run away, but go to jail. this calld the charcter.

she the beautifuyl and the natural and having so many baby in future to be good wife and mother.

but lesbian ameriki and lesbian ameriki mans hating her for natural the beauty and normal liking the boy.

ameriki so wicked and hate the woman unless she killing the baby and liking the lesbian.

in waziristan this not happen. father him not allow anyone hurting him daughter. taking the “special measure”. but ameriki so tame now. no respect for self.

in waziristan whole clan attacking this wicked judge and destroy, and also destry him entire family, to include even the second cousin. and burn with fire. and all grave of ancestor destroy and give bone for dog.

hypocrite liar ameriki say him “free” the womans but in true..ameriki woman the whore with LBT (low back tattoo) and hate husband. only free to having the abortion kill bnaby , to being slut and bad wife not cooking.

so soon all ameriki need make freedom and destroy controlling of usa by masters in tel aviv through spy in white house and pentagon.

for him true and good info: cimoc@lgcy.com

By mullah cimoc, on June 14, 2007 21:10:39
Paris, You are rendered from the fiction of your facade to the reality of our existence. You piss on our poverty, our lack of financial means. I recoil at you, vile toxin that you are for yours is the poverty of the soul. Vapid creature, slither into the depths of dungeon, of locked solitude. Reap the grapes of society's wrath for your fate is mockery and the self-realization of wasted existence.

By anonymous, on June 14, 2007 22:56:29
She was caught a few years ago trying to smuggle 1500 xanax into the country illegally but it all got swept under the rug and she was never even arrested much less charged. Anyone else would have been in prison.
It's disgusting that she keeps being placed in large private rooms and the only time she had to eat regular jailhouse food was those first 3 days if that part was even true. Since then she has had what they have been referring to as a "special menu". I thought she was sentenced to 45 days in jail? Baca is putting her up in facsimiles of hotel suites complete with special food and daily drug deliveries from her dealer/shrink so she doesn't even have to worry about withdrawals, she's able to stay high in jail. If anyone else is going through withdrawals and yelling they just ignore them or tell them to stfu they certainly don't transfer them to a medical ward for the acutely ill with their own private bath, phone , magazines, and a special food menu. Money Talks

By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 01:15:26
@ satan 14:14:14

WTF??!! are you on the new drug "cheese" everyones been raving about? your crazy.... but yet, funny.

By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 01:25:20
Aw Paris, I love that picture. It makes my heart smile.

By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 03:57:34
why is she still getting special treatment? have her people told her to act in a certain way so she doesn't have to stay in a cell? i smell corruption her daddy is paying people off too so she gets treated better than the others in there

By hayden, on June 15, 2007 04:56:22
I don't want to sound too cruel, but if I had Bill Gates' money I would pay each prison guard one million dollars to let me come stand in front of her cell and beat off while she cries. And, just as I make the money shot I'll scream, "That's Hot!!!" so she could see my goo hit the bullet proof glass in front of her jail suite.

You may call me a dreamer . . .

By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 12:43:19
15:43...you are a sick ass mo fo and I luv ya baby.

By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 19:57:32
ahh, adderall... since i am ADHD as a motherfker, adderall, although an amphetamine, actually does serve as anti-anxiety for me!

By zoe louise, on June 15, 2007 21:03:50
Adderol withdrawal - much like coke withdrawal or any amphetamine withdrawal - can make you really irritable and panicked.

By anonymous, on June 16, 2007 12:21:15
Adderall is not an anti anxiety med. It's a stimulant/amphetamine that they give to people with ADD.

By Kate, on June 16, 2007 18:36:01