Paris Hilton is in Jail

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  1. I hope they spit in her food

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 09:06:22

  2. Holy Shit it really happened. Now let's see how long she is in for. Less than a week?

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 09:08:33

  3. Say what you want about her, but those mugshots look pretty fucking beautiful.

    By J-Bird, on June 4, 2007 09:11:18

  4. Bitch will become even more famous because of this and she will act all contrite and brave. Bitch. Bitch. Suffer, bitch.

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 09:13:56

  5. i wonder if the cop taking her mugshots had to be all like "Look straight into the camera. No, look directly into the camera. Look right here. Align your head with the camera, please. NO, i said look straight ahead" and so on. I wouldn't be surprised if her head was permanently stuck in that position

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 09:22:12

  6. What was it she and Nikki were saying on that Paris Exposed video?
    I think it went something like:
    nigger nigger chink nigger nigger poor people suck nigger nigger public school education is inferior nigger nigger hey lets go smoke some pawt.
    Die in prison, you elitist, racist, piece of garbage.

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 09:24:22

  7. What I'd like to know is why, if this is a mugshot, is she allowed to wear those dumbass blue contact lenses? And hair extensions? Why didn't they make her take them out?

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 09:29:46

  8. BBBBIITTTTCCCCHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 09:44:13

  9. This could very well be the greatest Monday in the history of the world....

    By joejoe, on June 4, 2007 09:48:15

  10. I thought it had been reported that she wouldn't be allowed ot wear extensions in prison?

    And they're trying to allow it so that she can still get her tanning services in jail. What a bunch of bs. You know its E! Behind getting this since its their tanning show that will be doing it. Ugh..

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 09:49:22

  11. Thats hot.

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 10:02:08

  12. Posing for the camera, as per usual. Yeech.

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 10:08:54

  13. Fake eyelashes as well.

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 10:21:24

  14. fucking unbelievable.
    she gets to be alone??
    her mug shots look more like glamour shots to me

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 10:28:02

  15. ahahahaha....i love you 13:02:


    Thats hot.

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 13:02:08

    By in love with 13:02, on June 4, 2007 10:31:06

  16. Why does she always pose in a way that makes her bird beak look even larger?

    By Willa Dodge, on June 4, 2007 10:36:53

  17. Did she get the wonk fixed?

    By Willa Dodge, on June 4, 2007 10:39:26

  18. This. Fucking. Rocks.

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 10:46:44

  19. http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070604/paris%20hilton%202007%20mtv%20movie%20awards/ph4.html

    Nope wonk not fixed. But you can be sure she practiced that pose for weeks.

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 11:19:42

  20. can anyone say cast-iron skillet? as in her face.

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 11:29:27

  21. Paris has been practicing the mug shot poses for years. She must have been psychic.

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 11:44:46

  22. i hope her cell mate has death farts and the bitch suffocates to death. that would make my life =D

    By z0mbieFck, on June 4, 2007 11:56:29

  23. she was at the VMAS because they showed her in the audience...she more than made an appearance

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 11:59:35

  24. DING DONG THE WHORE IS GONE ,finally she is where she belongs now lindsay is next

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 12:18:14

  25. She looks dolled up cause' she was at the MTV Awards and then went to the clink.

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 12:51:08

  26. @ 13:28 "her mug shots look more like glamour shots to me" - exactly my first thoughts. I still find it hard to believe those are actual mugshots.

    Maybe that's because of what 12:22 so brilliantly described. Or maybe they got her wax figure instead and nobody noticed the difference.

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 16:49:38

  27. Going to jail is the biggest boost Paris' "career" could have ever gotten. We've been played.

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 17:10:16

  28. 20:10, we just have to find what career is that. She has proved everybody she's not an actress, not a singer, not a TV host, not a writer, not a good person... not even a good whore, cause she can't be discrete and can't stop looking like Gonzo.

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 18:01:09

  29. Ah ha ha ha loving the herp on her lip, surely she can afford to cover it up!!! YUCK!!!

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 20:56:42

  30. She needs to have the shit beaten out of her. Several times. What a media whore poser. Her comments are all as obviously scripted and as fake as her newfound love for conservative clothing and books. Like she can read. And why were both windows down in the SUV unless parislut and her rotting crotch mother weren't playing to the camera. Again.

    By Paris is fake and she makes me sick, on June 4, 2007 21:50:41

  31. As usual the dirty whore got special treatment. The mug shots were taken earlier, that's why the extensions are still in. Look at the SUV film, saying after mtv she went back to her parent's house for awhile. Looks like the extensions were taken out then. I hope she suffers and I hope they strip search her daily. Those damn paps better get a few pics of her in there. After all, she loves her picture taken.

    By Kathy Hilton, on June 4, 2007 21:57:59

  32. the Daily Star are a bunch of fcuken liars anyway so i have no reason to believe what they say about her ell-mate even being close to resembling a half-truth.

    Besides, how many fans could possibly have got inside jail? Wouldn't her 'fans' still go to juvie, at best? Or do they stick minors in adult prisons now (outside of Texas)

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 22:47:07

  33. "Say what you want about her, but those mugshots look pretty fucking beautiful."

    She would have demanded good lighting. She's still ugly on the inside..

    I hope they do more than just spit in her food anon12.06

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2007 23:00:25

  34. Say what you want about her, but those mugshots look pretty fucking beautiful.=====

    really? because i, like most people dont see it. you are an idiot, her nose is big, never thought she was pretty, dont like her nose her woonkie eye, or the rest of her face in general. and her eyes and hair are brown, if you think she is beautiful, then i would hate to see what you think is homely...you probably think kim stewart could give grace kelly a run for her money. moron.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 12:45:42

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