20 Comments:

• Glad that my California tax dollars are going to good use.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 10:50:07

• HAHAHAA!!!! Fucking cool!!!

  By Nando, on June 8, 2007 10:53:58

• REPORTER DOWN!
  
  and now at the hospital..poor guy haha. sort of.

  By l, on June 8, 2007 10:58:15

• they have sushi in the mall in California...i hear...that is crazy as h - e - double hockey sticks!

  By Mike Hunt, on June 8, 2007 11:01:48

• They should have sent Clint Eastwood in a big bus!

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 11:02:38

• Fox News? Really?

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 11:02:57

• Man, if that daft mare doesn't go back to jail, everyone should riot. I mean, really. What kind of fucking country is the USA that this shit could even be deemed acceptable? Having said that I'm British and we just let George Michael off his sentence too... Although at least Georgie is an actual celebrity with *talent*!! What does Paris do apart from look fucked, prance around with a small canine and hump dude after dude? It's a fucked up world, people. It's a fucked up world.....

  By Vixen Van Squixen, on June 8, 2007 11:18:15

• Yeah, me you hang, but that tramp still walks the earth. Oh, the humanity.

  By Saddam Hussedin, Live from Hell, on June 8, 2007 11:19:11

• This is getting more coverage than Princess Di's death

  By eric chase, on June 8, 2007 11:20:26

• Fox News rules. The chick on MSNBC said that she doesn't understand the fascination with Paris, Britney, or Lindsay. You could tell that she was thinking "I went to broadcasting school for this shit?"
  
  It really is ridiculous how the media is paying attention to this whore. But as they mentioned earlier, a BBC show only had one person call in and support Paris. Everybody else was trashing her.
  
  Stupid whore. I can't wait for a follow-up episode on South Park.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 11:21:12

• In other news, trust fund babies are rioting in the streets, flipping over Mercedes, BMWs, and Cadillac Escalades everywhere. They are setting fires to their wads of money. Once participant explained: "What is it good for if it can't even keep us out of jail?"

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 11:21:57

• The amount of attention this gets is so fucking sad. So sad.
  
  The title of this thread should be: "Why People Hate Western Civilization". We're all doomed. And, you know what? We deserve it.

  By J-Bird, on June 8, 2007 11:22:10

• You have been given some bad information, she was picked up, handcuffed and transported to the court by a Sheriff cruiser.

  By Chris, on June 8, 2007 11:28:09

• Hey, maybe Nicole Ritchie has just finished her law career and is the acting judge now, and Paris is actually on her way to a surprise court party!!!

  By Rome, on June 8, 2007 11:28:58

• J-Bird, I agree 100%. This bitch is getting more publicity for being a drunken slut than any porn star in history.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 11:31:00

• As a native Californian I'm fucking HELLA THRILLED that this bitch is being forced to appear in court. I'm still pissed off that that dipshit Sherrif let her go in the first place when the judge made it clear that she was NOT to be given house arrest.

  By Seething San Franciscan, on June 8, 2007 11:39:58

• Did anybody see the Tommy Chong "interview" on MSNBC? Now that was funny.

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 11:40:14

• what the hell was the illness she had, that was sooooooooooo bad, she had to leave in the first place?? they never did mention that?? the sheriff did say that no one should have to stay locked up in her condition.

  By shadow, on June 8, 2007 11:48:15

• TIME FOR PIE, PARIS!!

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2007 16:04:59

• The Tommy Chong interview was the best part of the whole saga yesterday.
  Where can we see it again?

  By Socrates Lady, on June 9, 2007 15:49:06