39 Comments:

• NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
  
  I hope she chokes on a taco.

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 00:58:15

• she's designated driver

  By MovieDownloadR.com, on June 26, 2007 01:17:34

• LOl ooh dear this is funny, what a happy ending :P Cant wait for the made for TV movie.

  By Victor Atomic, on June 26, 2007 01:48:11

• Morning Jenny, was anyone else hoping that the car she was riding in exploded?

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 01:58:06

• The Wonky-Aye Turd = TWAT
  
  hey, unless you wanna call her a "twet"...

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 01:58:29

• TOO BAD SOMEONE DOESNT JUST PUT A BULLET IN HER, DO US ALL A FAVOR.

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 02:34:15

• She'll be high and drunk with her herpes blistered pussy hanging out of her skirt again soon. *yawn*

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 02:36:59

• It was nice not having to hear about her for a few weeks. Can we put her back in jail for a bit longer?

  By spoobnooble, on June 26, 2007 03:53:53

• She's still alive and not been killed in jail? Fuck.

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 04:19:23

• Yeah, her Bible is SO going in the trash.

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 04:57:19

• 23 days and the bitch is acting like Nelson Mandela after his 27 year stay on Robben Island. F*ck her mightily, and shame on the press for turning this whore into some sort of martyr. The next good thing she does will be her first and my money says her new found contrition will last about as long as her original stay in jail.

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 05:18:17

• Yuck. Does this mean we have to read about her and see her pictures again?
  
  Our vacation's over.

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 05:20:38

• i agree with your post- no one should be idolizing this tramp.

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 05:25:35

• put her back!!!!

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 05:26:07

• And cue the staged photo-op of her hugging her Mom....
  
  They got her to jail the first time with no fanfare, you had to know they've been planning this very public release for, like, FUH-EVAH.
  
  And now Larry King? You just know I'm going to call in to that show and call her a wonky-eyed, bigfooted, racist, ostrich beaked gutter whore.
  
  Prepare for Paris overload, people. The Mintz Machine is going into high gear.

  By Vigilante, on June 26, 2007 06:02:59

• too bad her "good" girl act won't last long ... she'll be out being a ho tonight after she's done on larry king ... ewww .. so sick of her ...

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 06:04:07

• I can see it now--she can market the "Hilton Prison Diet" and make millions. "I lost 10 pounds in only 23 days and you can too with my new diet".

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 06:28:38

• Poor, poor Paris! She lost *10* pounds and now has to suffer the indignity of weighing in at an almost-Nicole weight.... I guess she'll have to buy a whole new wardrobe. My heart bleeds for her...
  
  Ps. A more humble Paris Hilton? Yeah, only if she had her snatch stitched up and her credit cards taken away.

  By Vix Van Squix, on June 26, 2007 06:49:20

• What a turd.

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 06:54:59

• Retarded Ostrich. Brillant!!!

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 07:20:57

• They should have kept her there and charge her with spreading STDs!

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 08:39:09

• Heard coming from the car while she was leaving:
  
  Paris: "Can I drive? I haven't driven for so long!"
  
  Everyone else in the car: "NOOOOO! You fucking moron, you CAN'T DRIVE!!!"

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 09:32:02

• She looks less fuggly with her natural brown eyes, don't you think?

  By january, on June 26, 2007 10:07:59

• I am shocked at how cute and fresh she looks without makeup and the stupid blue contacts. I swear she could go incognito and not be recognized.

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 11:05:13

• I think she looks like she gained weight. And as much as i hate to admit it she does look prettier. OK now i have to go throw up.

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 11:44:37

• Perhaps it's me but the "Paris has lost nearly 10 pounds" line sets off my bullshit detector. She looks thinner in the pre-incarceration picture at the top of the post than she does in her release photos. Her PR machine will be comparing her to Ghandi by weeks end.

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 11:58:29

• She has the most retarded walk of anyone.
  
  Too be a sniper didn't take her out.

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 11:59:11

• i cant believe they acted like Nelson Mandella was just free'd. I would be blocking off the exit to make sure she goes back

  By prettyboy, on June 26, 2007 12:04:01

• I don't know which massive pharmaceutical company makes Valtrex, but today is a great day to own their stock.....$$$$$....
  
  

  By joejoe, on June 26, 2007 12:08:49

• isnt it funny... she no longer has blue eyes... I guess you arent allowed to have coloured contacts in jail

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 12:09:15

• Why did Sizemore get 16 months and SHE only got 23 days????

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 13:51:22

• What a slut.

  By Gloria Estaban, on June 26, 2007 15:09:27

• What ever venue her post-jail interview takes, I intend to boycott it. Who is with me? I hope the networks learn that she is ratings poison and stop booking her for their shows.
  Does anyone else remember the Simpson's Halloween episode where the advertising mascots came to life and started to destroy Springfield? Lisa discovered that if everyone ignored them they would go away?
  Let's all ignore her and hope she goes away.

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 15:42:09

• can she get any uglier,dumb stupid talentless bitch

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 19:16:41

• I hardly recognized her without a cumshot across her forehead.

  By JAC, on June 26, 2007 19:19:12

• I was gonna say "PUT HER BACK"--I enjoyed the peace & quiet!

  By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 23:56:36

• I'm elated that Paris has been released. The unwitting fool, the high browed debutant doens't realize that instead of being cool, she has a cultural "kick me" sign on her back and we are all laughing at her. It pleases us to see that she has squandered wealth and privilege to render herself publicly as a ditz, a whore, and the target of our mockery.

  By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 07:10:42

• Paris Hilton is a virus in the bowels of society. Although she has been shit out of the Los Angeles County Jail, she bares the stench and hideous appearance of a toilet log.

  By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 07:12:18

• WHAT THE FUCK IS WHAT THAT WALK?? DID SHE HAD A PLUNGER IN HER ASS ?? she is just a disgusting whore who by the weekend will be drunk again sucking dick and driving just wait

  By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 09:57:21