Wouldn't it be funny if she died because she thought it would be a good idea not to eat to express her unhappiness (like a silent temper tantrum/pout)?
How are you Barbara? Thank you for taking my call the other day. I am sorry that I had to make a collect call to you. Thank you for your supporting me in this trying time. I suppose that you heard that I am not eating while I am imprisoned. It is true Barbara, I am not eating due to the food being beneath my standards and because I want everyone to know how much I am suffering. When I am finally released I will be thinner then my best friend for now, Nicole Richie. Oh, Barbara, while I am in here I finally watched your show The View. Wow, that Elisabeth is even stupider then I am! I am willing to be a co-host on the show if you would like. I would also sit down for an exclusive interview with you rather then that bitch Oprah. Please say hello to my mother when she calls you again, I know she is busy shopping and getting attention by calling you instead of caring about you. That is how rich people like us act don't you know?
So the girl had 1.25 gallons of semen in her stomach when she entered the jail....can't blame the girl for hoarding; not much semen where she is now....;)
You know that wasn't my sister writing to Babara Walters below? Barbara is a family friend and all, but my sister is too stupid to write without many, many mistakes. She can't do anything. That is why she is in prison. She really is too stupid to live.
In case you can't tell, I am so, so, sooo happy that Paris is in prison. She deserves it. What a bitch. Yeah, I know she might find out I am writing this about her, and it is how I really feel about the slut, but I will just pretend it was a fake. You guys though know this is legitimately me, right? She is stupid and will believe me when I say it was just one of you guys hating on her. Ha.
So, like all of you, I hate Paris. I do hope she starves herself to death. Then finally I can be the one and only Hilton heiress. I am the prettier, smarter one anyway.
Ohh, what would be awesome would be if she did that "I'm gonna hold my breath untill you let me out!" trick, and we could watch her turn blue b/c her brain is too dumb to do the reflexive breathing thing.
Damn! I was just checking my emails for 20 min and this thing went up? And a double damn because it already got 13 comments before I dot to it.....
And triple damn, because b4 getting to the comment blog you guys already stole my sperm soup idea or broth to pour into her IV. Damn.... to late. But it will give her the nourishment shes used to.
"this has got to be the only country where a disease like bulemia can exist. gotta be the only country in the world where some people are digging around in the garbage for a peach pit....other people eat a nutritious meal, and puke it up intentionally. rich cunt, don't wanna eat? fuck her. 'i don't wanna eat!!' don't eat! like i give a shit."
Nik-olas Hilton looks like a tranny...FUG! I think I see her five o'clock shadow. Her skin looks like a leather handbag I once owned. I threw it out because it was ugly.
If she's taking Adderall, that likely is the main reason she can't eat. Adderall is a pharmaceutical amphetamine prescribed for ADD but is more often used by speed addicts for a legal high- it also makes it nearly impossible to eat.
I must confess, I do believe Paris is angst ridden and I guess one should feel somewhat sorry for her -- but I guess I'm going to hell as I'm a sucker to schadenfreude. OF COURSE the hunger strike is PR! The worst thing anyone could ever do to Paris is to cram high carb meals down her throat and then keep her from purging/using laxatives/exercising. Imagine Paris gaining five pounds, she wouldn't fit into those hand-out designer gowns anymore! THE HORROR!
There is a specific Paris Hilton must fast. You see, components of The Big Machine operate in her small intestine, and they can only be powered by the natural fossil fuel created when Paris digests vodka. Soon, every car, every piece of machinery, and every Brazilian girl's ass, will operate on this new fuel, called "Parisethal". Parisethal will cost excatly 69 cents per gallon, and will be sold at Wendy's. Did you know that Jesus Christ was a gay man, and he would perform fellatio on lions in the desert? The Phonetians would charge admission to aliens to see Christ blow these large cats, but when the aliens decided to leave, all of the revenue streams dried up, and the ancient cameljockeys had to turn gay and begin to ass-fuck each other in exchange for burlap bags. The color purple is the color of sarcasm, but that doesn't stop pengiuns from farting. Do you know why? It is because of teh Great Lampshade Factory in Taiwan. Little girls are chained to sewing machines, and forced to produce sadness, which is the one emotion not cured by mucis and laughter. If a man wearing a Eric Burdon costume ever asks you for a glass of thumbtacks, always tell him "trumpet". This is the one answer to all questions asked by people at Indian call-centers.
They're "threatening" to put an IV in her? Fuck that! They should physically hold her down and force feed her. And let her know exactly how many calories and saturated fat is in that deep-fried ball of lard they just shoved down her gullet. Dick Cheney said torture's okay, so I figure they might as well dig in!
Todd, even if you were a gay dwarf who was missing an arm and had no dick I would still want to make out with you all day long just because your posts are friggin awesomely funny.
If I worked as one of the guards, I'd get the most expensive filet mignon I could find and eat it right in front of her. Then get some ice cream or cake for dessert. Watch her salivate all throughout. Then maybe stick my dick in through the bars for her to suck on in exchange for a little taste of the ice cream. I'd have her turning tricks for food in no time. Slut.
Actually, Paris is eating normally. They just haven't noticed the tiny nibble of food she ate off the plate. Or if they did, they thought a fly ate it.
I was masturbating to Nicky's rather nice legs, then my eyes wandered down and I saw her feet. Completely lost my boner. What the hell did she do to them!?!? Shit!!!
I was hoping with a month in jail she would end up staying out of the news. But, being the attention whore that she is, she comes up with the one way to get her name back on this site. Please stop indulging her.
Take those "glass slippers" off. You're no princess. Your toes are hanging out of the fronts and it looks really trashy. I thought you had more class than that. And cover your feet up, please. And tell your mom to do the same. Thanks.
Well....her trick worked. Shes on house arrest now for 40days. They said she was breaking out in a rash and was just very, very distraught.
NO! She didnt want to eat so she could get sympathy and be sent home. And her rash was her HERPES FLARING! This time she was masturbating and not having her maid wash her hands off from all her toxic vagina juice. She then would rub and scratch herself in other places, thus....spreading her herpes to ALL OVER her body. Cant they just quarantine her like that black guy doctor on the show "HOUSE"? It was an old episode. And I hate saying 'black-guy'. But he was black and a guy and since i dont always watch the show I dont know his name.
Anyways, back to Paris. She eventually got what she wanted. Her tantrum worked...yadda, yadda, yadda. And I cant beleive Im still up this late? Arent valiums supposed to put you out like a light bulb? I feel like im tweeking!!! Damn after surgery pain medication!
You know, if she's going on a little hunger strike, maybe she should just pick a cause to attach it to. Why die for just being another rich, spoiled whore with anorexic tendencies that finally have been given a place to go full tilt? Do it for Darfur, or to really get ironic, do it to end hunger in the third world.
"she seems very thin with her bones poking out" umm how could they tell the difference...frankly i dont care if she starves...in prison the food isnt great but even if it was she probably wouldnt eat...you dont get to be so rich n so skinny if you eat food (cmon you cant have ur cake n eat it 2)
So, Paris won't let powdered eggs or Spam touch her precious mouth, but she'll suck off Euro trash and semi-celebrities? This just shows ta go ya what an elitist pig she is.
As George Carlin opined, "White bitch won't eat? F*ck her!"
62 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThe refusal to eat will be a whole chapter in her forthcoming book. she will compare herself to Gandhi.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 10:00:13
Wouldn't it be funny if she died because she thought it would be a good idea not to eat to express her unhappiness (like a silent temper tantrum/pout)?
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 10:02:25
Dear Barbara Walters,
How are you Barbara? Thank you for taking my call the other day. I am sorry that I had to make a collect call to you. Thank you for your supporting me in this trying time. I suppose that you heard that I am not eating while I am imprisoned. It is true Barbara, I am not eating due to the food being beneath my standards and because I want everyone to know how much I am suffering. When I am finally released I will be thinner then my best friend for now, Nicole Richie. Oh, Barbara, while I am in here I finally watched your show The View. Wow, that Elisabeth is even stupider then I am! I am willing to be a co-host on the show if you would like. I would also sit down for an exclusive interview with you rather then that bitch Oprah. Please say hello to my mother when she calls you again, I know she is busy shopping and getting attention by calling you instead of caring about you. That is how rich people like us act don't you know?
Hugs and kisses,
Love, Paris Prisoner number 124-56456
By Paris Whitney Hilton, on June 20, 2007 10:14:15
They should cook her sperm soup. Maybe, she'll eat.
By dm, on June 20, 2007 10:15:05
Paris sucks.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 10:16:00
she didn't eat before she went to prison so who the hell cares that she isn't eating now?
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 10:16:10
"sperm soup" LMAO
awesome
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 10:22:01
So, she's not pregnant?
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 10:23:46
So what if Parisite has lost 10 pounds?
It was all liquid weight anyways.
So the girl had 1.25 gallons of semen in her stomach when she entered the jail....can't blame the girl for hoarding; not much semen where she is now....;)
By joejoe, on June 20, 2007 10:26:05
Hi this is Nicky H.
You know that wasn't my sister writing to Babara Walters below? Barbara is a family friend and all, but my sister is too stupid to write without many, many mistakes. She can't do anything. That is why she is in prison. She really is too stupid to live.
In case you can't tell, I am so, so, sooo happy that Paris is in prison. She deserves it. What a bitch. Yeah, I know she might find out I am writing this about her, and it is how I really feel about the slut, but I will just pretend it was a fake. You guys though know this is legitimately me, right? She is stupid and will believe me when I say it was just one of you guys hating on her. Ha.
So, like all of you, I hate Paris. I do hope she starves herself to death. Then finally I can be the one and only Hilton heiress. I am the prettier, smarter one anyway.
Love, Nicky
By Nicky H., on June 20, 2007 10:26:22
Ohh, what would be awesome would be if she did that "I'm gonna hold my breath untill you let me out!" trick, and we could watch her turn blue b/c her brain is too dumb to do the reflexive breathing thing.
By anna, on June 20, 2007 10:28:08
She could use to lose about 15 pounds anyway. Her ass is flabby.
Paris is a fatass. Anorexia is a good thing, kids.
By J-Bird, on June 20, 2007 10:31:30
Damn! I was just checking my emails for 20 min and this thing went up? And a double damn because it already got 13 comments before I dot to it.....
And triple damn, because b4 getting to the comment blog you guys already stole my sperm soup idea or broth to pour into her IV. Damn.... to late. But it will give her the nourishment shes used to.
By nikkibeach, on June 20, 2007 10:54:11
"this has got to be the only country where a disease like bulemia can exist. gotta be the only country in the world where some people are digging around in the garbage for a peach pit....other people eat a nutritious meal, and puke it up intentionally. rich cunt, don't wanna eat? fuck her. 'i don't wanna eat!!' don't eat! like i give a shit."
By Sacrament, on June 20, 2007 10:56:02
Nik-olas Hilton looks like a tranny...FUG!
I think I see her five o'clock shadow. Her
skin looks like a leather handbag I once owned.
I threw it out because it was ugly.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 10:59:20
I'm glad I dont live in LA because there is no way I look that good and dress up that much just for going out to shop.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 11:05:53
Wasn't Paris weak and lethargic with her bones sticking out before she went to jail?
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 11:05:53
Somebody slip some Visene drops into her drink. She'll be going down on her toilet for awhile after that.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 11:06:31
j-bird,
anorexia is not a good thing. although i really don't care if paris wastes away.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 11:25:36
MAYBE THEY CAN CALL A SPERM BANK AND GET PARIS SOME TAKE-OUT.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 11:39:34
Yeah, just waive some cocks in her face, then she'll gain that weight back.
By Sorceressss, on June 20, 2007 11:41:37
She can eat these nuts anytime.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 11:43:14
If she's taking Adderall, that likely is the main reason she can't eat. Adderall is a pharmaceutical amphetamine prescribed for ADD but is more often used by speed addicts for a legal high- it also makes it nearly impossible to eat.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 12:02:11
I must confess, I do believe Paris is angst ridden and I guess one should feel somewhat sorry for her -- but I guess I'm going to hell as I'm a sucker to schadenfreude. OF COURSE the hunger strike is PR! The worst thing anyone could ever do to Paris is to cram high carb meals down her throat and then keep her from purging/using laxatives/exercising. Imagine Paris gaining five pounds, she wouldn't fit into those hand-out designer gowns anymore! THE HORROR!
By piedlourde, on June 20, 2007 12:02:16
I didnt think she ate food anyways....
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 12:07:34
There is a specific Paris Hilton must fast. You see, components of The Big Machine operate in her small intestine, and they can only be powered by the natural fossil fuel created when Paris digests vodka. Soon, every car, every piece of machinery, and every Brazilian girl's ass, will operate on this new fuel, called "Parisethal". Parisethal will cost excatly 69 cents per gallon, and will be sold at Wendy's. Did you know that Jesus Christ was a gay man, and he would perform fellatio on lions in the desert? The Phonetians would charge admission to aliens to see Christ blow these large cats, but when the aliens decided to leave, all of the revenue streams dried up, and the ancient cameljockeys had to turn gay and begin to ass-fuck each other in exchange for burlap bags. The color purple is the color of sarcasm, but that doesn't stop pengiuns from farting. Do you know why? It is because of teh Great Lampshade Factory in Taiwan. Little girls are chained to sewing machines, and forced to produce sadness, which is the one emotion not cured by mucis and laughter. If a man wearing a Eric Burdon costume ever asks you for a glass of thumbtacks, always tell him "trumpet". This is the one answer to all questions asked by people at Indian call-centers.
By Satan, on June 20, 2007 12:12:30
an intravenous drip is NOT the same thing as a feeding tube!
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 12:14:19
They're "threatening" to put an IV in her? Fuck that! They should physically hold her down and force feed her. And let her know exactly how many calories and saturated fat is in that deep-fried ball of lard they just shoved down her gullet. Dick Cheney said torture's okay, so I figure they might as well dig in!
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 12:16:40
Todd, even if you were a gay dwarf who was missing an arm and had no dick I would still want to make out with you all day long just because your posts are friggin awesomely funny.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 12:17:19
Satan rocks
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 12:37:52
If I worked as one of the guards, I'd get the most expensive filet mignon I could find and eat it right in front of her. Then get some ice cream or cake for dessert. Watch her salivate all throughout. Then maybe stick my dick in through the bars for her to suck on in exchange for a little taste of the ice cream. I'd have her turning tricks for food in no time. Slut.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 13:10:09
I think Nicky Hilton should be arrested for wearing open toe shoes - her feet are hideously deformed! GROSS!
By PinkFlower, on June 20, 2007 13:51:23
Anon 13:00:13,
I am willing to bet you my entire life savings that she's never heard of Gandhi.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 14:07:47
I have a feeding tube I'd like to stick in her.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 14:10:46
Actually, Paris is eating normally. They just haven't noticed the tiny nibble of food she ate off the plate. Or if they did, they thought a fly ate it.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 14:11:39
pfft, let her starve. it's not like she keeps the food down when she normally eats anyway.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 14:16:08
man those Hiltons have some mangled feet
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 14:32:01
So it looks like Paris is the only one not getting pregnant. How ironic, wow.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 14:40:54
I was masturbating to Nicky's rather nice legs, then my eyes wandered down and I saw her feet. Completely lost my boner. What the hell did she do to them!?!? Shit!!!
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 15:13:19
Isn't she 5 ' 11? Arent you supposed to be like....135-150? 110 is massively underweight anyways...
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 15:14:27
I was hoping with a month in jail she would end up staying out of the news. But, being the attention whore that she is, she comes up with the one way to get her name back on this site. Please stop indulging her.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 15:37:12
Won't matter how thin she gets...she'll still be butt ugly. Oh wait - I just stated the obvious.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 15:40:59
Man, I gotta get myself convicted for driving without a license or something.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 15:50:36
The Hilton women have the best legs.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 15:51:18
man those toes looks disgusting. must be a family thing.
By phatman, on June 20, 2007 16:34:09
She's not eating so that when she leaves prison people will say, "she's looks great!"
Paris Hilton has had the longest 15 minutes ever, but that is 15 minutes too long.
By illinoise, on June 20, 2007 17:04:25
what a stupid, typically ungrateful and hook nosed white girl.
[b/c every time there's a post about someone who's not white, their race comes up. i thought i'd be fair to the whiteys.]
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 18:19:53
why don't they just let her starve to death? seriously, is anyone gonna miss her?
By Niecy, on June 20, 2007 18:48:16
What's wrong with their feet?
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 19:12:54
Pretty soon, some of the inmates are going to use Paris as a shiv. They just need to sharpen her nose a little bit more.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 19:19:07
More diabolical than food teasing.. Offer her only.. the fattest, creamiest most rich and sweet food that is high in calories,.. hee hee!
By DynamiteSal, on June 20, 2007 20:07:38
I'd still fuck Nicky Hilton. She has to wear socks though.
By dm, on June 20, 2007 21:04:59
Deaw Pawis. Bwah, bwah, bwah. I onwy spoke to you because I wike the attention. I aweady have a token bwonde bitch and hew name is ewizabeth.
By Baba Wawa, on June 20, 2007 22:17:09
Dear Nicky,
Take those "glass slippers" off. You're no princess. Your toes are hanging out of the fronts and it looks really trashy. I thought you had more class than that. And cover your feet up, please. And tell your mom to do the same. Thanks.
- Manolo Blahnik.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2007 23:05:52
Well....her trick worked. Shes on house arrest now for 40days. They said she was breaking out in a rash and was just very, very distraught.
NO! She didnt want to eat so she could get sympathy and be sent home. And her rash was her HERPES FLARING! This time she was masturbating and not having her maid wash her hands off from all her toxic vagina juice. She then would rub and scratch herself in other places, thus....spreading her herpes to ALL OVER her body. Cant they just quarantine her like that black guy doctor on the show "HOUSE"? It was an old episode. And I hate saying 'black-guy'. But he was black and a guy and since i dont always watch the show I dont know his name.
Anyways, back to Paris. She eventually got what she wanted. Her tantrum worked...yadda, yadda, yadda. And I cant beleive Im still up this late? Arent valiums supposed to put you out like a light bulb? I feel like im tweeking!!! Damn after surgery pain medication!
By nikkibeach, on June 21, 2007 01:45:54
You know, if she's going on a little hunger strike, maybe she should just pick a cause to attach it to. Why die for just being another rich, spoiled whore with anorexic tendencies that finally have been given a place to go full tilt? Do it for Darfur, or to really get ironic, do it to end hunger in the third world.
By uncledaddy, on June 21, 2007 02:53:24
"she seems very thin with her bones poking out" umm how could they tell the difference...frankly i dont care if she starves...in prison the food isnt great but even if it was she probably wouldnt eat...you dont get to be so rich n so skinny if you eat food (cmon you cant have ur cake n eat it 2)
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 05:45:38
So, Paris won't let powdered eggs or Spam touch her precious mouth, but she'll suck off Euro trash and semi-celebrities? This just shows ta go ya what an elitist pig she is.
As George Carlin opined, "White bitch won't eat? F*ck her!"
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 07:20:47
"And I hate saying 'black-guy'. But he was black and a guy..."
then say it, and then shut up. black is black, who fucking cares?
By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 07:25:33
Stop being so naive.
They could easily tell if she had eaten or not because of the fact they'd be able to see the outline of the food poking out of her stomach.
By Dan, on June 21, 2007 07:35:08
people often say paris is white trash but her mum is trash too.
By anonymous, on June 22, 2007 06:49:10
Claws of the Raptor!
By WTF!, on July 13, 2007 00:32:08
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