Shakira is a cutie, but she sings through her nose and can't dance to save her life, no matter what anyone says. However, I would make sweet, sweet love to Penelope Cruz until I collapsed after forgoing nutrition for three days due to not wanting to part from her sweet little cockeyed smile. Rowr!
shift change....funniest ever. Shakira is EVERYWHERE lately...I believe I saw a pic of her on another site having lunch with...wait for it....AVRIL CRAPINE!! What?!
lol these pictures don't do shakira any justice but she is pretty cute. she doesnt go overboard with the make up as most celebs do. she keeps it simple. but wtf is she doing hanging with sea biscuit?? guess now that salma is pregnant she kicked her to the curb.
In theory, the idea of fashioning a singing career around dryhumping the surrounding air and mimicking the sounds of a robotic goat orgasming doesn't seem such a good idea.
But, here we have Shakira proving otherwise. Kudos to you, GoatGirl, kudos to you...
what the hell is wrong with shakira's face!!! is she constipated, is she scared???, has she never been out after dark WTF???? gever over your self shak , you aint that serious..
and I agree, she cant sing for shit.. her nasal , tongue stuck in her throat is annoying...
Shakira can't sing for shit, but girl CAN dance, and she's cute too, she's NOT BEAUTIFUL and STUNNING, but just cute, I rather look at her than look at Paris or Jessica simpson.
What the hell??? CNN has returned to coverage of the immigration bill? Christo - just give all the spics amnesty, or kill 'em, or whatever. Just put PARIS back on! All these other stories are boring! More cowbell! I mean, Paris!
i like shakira's voice alot. it's unique and interesting. at least when her songs come on the radio i can tell it's her, unlike all the robo-clone "pop" singers who all sound the same.
Penelope looks like a horse in the face. Ugh. Why do some people like her? She's annoying, too, and that hideous accent of hers...
Shakira looks great when she's made up, then you take a close look and realize just how ugly she really is. She can't sing or dance either. She just sucks - all image.
SHUT UP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!! SHAKIRA IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN NO MATTER WHAT!!! JEALOUS BASTARDS!!!!!!!!! penelope is beautiful too! SO SSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!
shakira looks good, she isn't a fashion victim and isn't an attention whore and i can respect that and she is very different to britney, paris, j-lo, lindsay. she does her own thing and has a low profile, even with this low profile she became the biggest selling artist of 2006 and j-lo is the exact opposite that media whore flopped everywhere!!
Agreed witm many of the comments,Ive always thought she sings like a bloated goat though I have to say she dont look that bad in the pics.Its refreshing to see somebody looking natural for once.
Ok, for the one guy that keeps posting over and over again that this is not Shakira in these pictures, please leave and kill yourself. It's Shakira. Get the fuck over it
for those of you fiercely denying that it is in fact shakira in the photos [simply because she isn't wearing a pound of make up] ... you're idiots. she is still gorgeous and still very recognizable. stop buying into photoshopped magazine articles and be serious.
That Shakira looks average. She is not beautiful anyway, but she could make an effort to look better. Without the makeup & the hair xtensions she's a plain jane...
ok all i can say is that she looks like my mum ok dresses but she still managed to sell big and holla wit beyonce so well dont we look silly for being mean to her
Shakira MAY be slightly overrated, but she's not the worst of the bunch. And so what if she doesn't care what the paparazzi will think of what she's wearring? Celebs need to stop putting on a show anyway.
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Leave Your Commentshift change... = I snorted!
Shakira is a cutie, but she sings through her nose and can't dance to save her life, no matter what anyone says. However, I would make sweet, sweet love to Penelope Cruz until I collapsed after forgoing nutrition for three days due to not wanting to part from her sweet little cockeyed smile. Rowr!
By Callie Ente, on June 11, 2007 10:52:24
shift change....funniest ever. Shakira is EVERYWHERE lately...I believe I saw a pic of her on another site having lunch with...wait for it....AVRIL CRAPINE!! What?!
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 10:56:57
wow. Shakira is actually very AVERAGE looking. the entertainment industry really IS all smoke and mirrors.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 10:57:10
What i don't understand is why people think Shakira is a good singer. She sounds like she swallowed her tongue.
By anna, on June 11, 2007 11:01:15
lol these pictures don't do shakira any justice but she is pretty cute. she doesnt go overboard with the make up as most celebs do. she keeps it simple. but wtf is she doing hanging with sea biscuit?? guess now that salma is pregnant she kicked her to the curb.
By prettyboy, on June 11, 2007 11:18:17
In theory, the idea of fashioning a singing career around dryhumping the surrounding air and mimicking the sounds of a robotic goat orgasming doesn't seem such a good idea.
But, here we have Shakira proving otherwise. Kudos to you, GoatGirl, kudos to you...
By joejoe, on June 11, 2007 11:23:21
what the hell is wrong with shakira's face!!!
is she constipated, is she scared???, has she never been out after dark WTF????
gever over your self shak , you aint that serious..
and I agree, she cant sing for shit.. her nasal , tongue stuck in her throat is annoying...
By franchie, on June 11, 2007 11:25:01
I hate Shakira's singing voice so much.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 11:25:02
Shakira can't sing for shit, but girl CAN dance, and she's cute too, she's NOT BEAUTIFUL and STUNNING, but just cute, I rather look at her than look at Paris or Jessica simpson.
She's still my girl tho! Go shaki!!
and Sea biscuit...well, poor penny.
By BloodyWhore, on June 11, 2007 11:35:43
What the hell??? CNN has returned to coverage of the immigration bill? Christo - just give all the spics amnesty, or kill 'em, or whatever. Just put PARIS back on! All these other stories are boring! More cowbell! I mean, Paris!
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 11:44:28
Jesus! Penelope, with that nose you should convert to Judaism.
By Honorable Minister Louis Farrakan, on June 11, 2007 11:54:35
I'd plow both beaners.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 11:59:21
Whoa! SHe is big in DA HIPS!
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 12:25:02
Shakira sounds like a muppet when she sings.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 12:38:57
I think Penelope is hilarious as the hotel maid on My Name is Earl.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 12:51:11
lol, goatgirl.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 13:00:40
What's Lindsay Lohan doing behind them in pic #1?
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 13:44:54
These pictures are proof that women DO NOT peak at 30.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 13:46:39
Um, why does Shakira look like she's going to cry? Penelope's ass is better than most.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 14:15:20
Shift change? You are an asshole bigot.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 15:41:21
shakira is beautiful-don't hate.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 15:47:02
Shift change? You are an asshole bigot.
You must be new here.
By You must be new here guy, on June 11, 2007 16:08:36
Cruz is pretty hot. Shakira could have something on that at least helps highlight some skin....your out...come on!
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 16:18:57
i like shakira's voice alot. it's unique and interesting. at least when her songs come on the radio i can tell it's her, unlike all the robo-clone "pop" singers who all sound the same.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 16:27:08
Penelope looks like a horse in the face. Ugh. Why do some people like her? She's annoying, too, and that hideous accent of hers...
Shakira looks great when she's made up, then you take a close look and realize just how ugly she really is. She can't sing or dance either. She just sucks - all image.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 16:49:27
shakira sounds alot better when she sings in spanish.
By yaya, on June 11, 2007 16:51:34
These photos were obviously mislabelled. Yes, that's Penelope Cruz. But that other girl doesn't look a thing like Shakira. It's not her
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 16:52:50
I still find shakira cute even without makeup. She reminds me of that chick who played punky brewster in this pic. Penelope is the overated one to me.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 17:07:02
To those that think Shakira can dance. What are YOU SMOKING?
I guess you probably think that disabled people are 'dancing' as well. She reminds me of somebody having a spastic attack.
By MikeG, on June 11, 2007 17:07:27
SHUT UP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!! SHAKIRA IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN NO MATTER WHAT!!! JEALOUS BASTARDS!!!!!!!!! penelope is beautiful too! SO SSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!
.-let's stop global warming.-
By mariana, on June 11, 2007 19:48:45
That isnt Shakira people. Looks nothing like her.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 19:50:38
Please. It's Shakira. Give it a rest.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 20:06:04
It really doesn't look anything like Shakira
By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 20:34:16
shift change at the holiday inn? that's awful.
i was thinking la quinta inn.
By cpt obvious, on June 11, 2007 21:22:06
shakira looks good, she isn't a fashion victim and isn't an attention whore and i can respect that and she is very different to britney, paris, j-lo, lindsay. she does her own thing and has a low profile, even with this low profile she became the biggest selling artist of 2006 and j-lo is the exact opposite that media whore flopped everywhere!!
By hayden, on June 12, 2007 02:25:14
they're both ugly as hell not only in these pics,people like them only 'cause they speak spanish and that's stupid!
By anonymous, on June 12, 2007 02:32:27
Agreed witm many of the comments,Ive always thought she sings like a bloated goat though I have to say she dont look that bad in the pics.Its refreshing to see somebody looking natural for once.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2007 06:07:26
Ok, for the one guy that keeps posting over and over again that this is not Shakira in these pictures, please leave and kill yourself. It's Shakira. Get the fuck over it
By anonymous, on June 12, 2007 06:37:25
for those of you fiercely denying that it is in fact shakira in the photos [simply because she isn't wearing a pound of make up] ... you're idiots. she is still gorgeous and still very recognizable. stop buying into photoshopped magazine articles and be serious.
By scarlit, on June 12, 2007 09:01:55
That's Shakira? Really? Looks more like Rachael Ray.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2007 09:46:33
That Shakira looks average. She is not beautiful anyway, but she could make an effort to look better. Without the makeup & the hair xtensions she's a plain jane...
By sandie, on June 12, 2007 10:01:19
Without the makeup & the hair xtensions she's a plain jane
Those are not hair extensions, that's her real hair, she's always had long and voluminous hair.
By anonimous, on June 12, 2007 10:06:03
Shakira is the latin girl next door. Nothin wrong with that.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2007 17:18:21
Nothing wrong with that, until she steals the rims off your Honda.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2007 17:36:41
ok all i can say is that she looks like my mum ok dresses but she still managed to sell big and holla wit beyonce so well dont we look silly for being mean to her
By heids, on June 12, 2007 22:38:30
Shakira MAY be slightly overrated, but she's not the worst of the bunch. And so what if she doesn't care what the paparazzi will think of what she's wearring? Celebs need to stop putting on a show anyway.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2007 23:05:26
Gosh, I think Shakira and Pe look great and Serena Williams too. Guess anyone who doesn't HATE women shouldn't have fun with these gossip sites.
By Jen, on June 13, 2007 06:36:00
shakiras voice is a lil annoying, i like a couple of songs as well
By cal, on June 20, 2007 14:55:08
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