The Spice Girls Will Tour, Won't Sing

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  1. Wow, Posh learned some new poses. *roll eyes*

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 10:11:29

  2. "...it was five hot chicks with big boobs in tight skirts..."

    Are you insane? Look at that picture from their 'heyday'. From left to right:

    Wouldn't, if i was drunk, wouldn't, would, if i was drunk.

    The biggest marketing coup of the nineties was convincing the world that the Spice Girls were hot when they patently weren't, and then sticking their faces on every product under the Sun.

    By erich von falkenhayn, on June 29, 2007 10:33:20

  3. Posh is so ugly, it hurts.

    By dm, on June 29, 2007 10:36:39

  4. Milli Vanilli were PROPHETS......enough said.

    By joejoe, on June 29, 2007 10:46:36

  5. WTF happened to Sporty?...not that she was hot before, but jesus christ, she looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

    By stomper, on June 29, 2007 11:10:17

  6. WTF happened to Sporty?...not that she was hot before, but jesus christ, she looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

    By stomper, on June 29, 2007 11:10:32

  7. I have to laugh.....they/some of them were hot back than....posh was...sort of. Looking at them now they all "aged" well execpt for Posh.....if the skin gets any tighter everything is going to pop out!!!

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 11:11:39

  8. Skanky friggin' slags. More weapons of mass distraction. The corporate elite must really be getting desperate if they are resurrecting these poonbags. They should make Britney an honorary member, since they have the same working methods.

    By kyle mcbain, on June 29, 2007 11:15:40

  9. Why does the fact that they won't be singing come as a surprise?

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 11:16:30

  10. I'm still waiting for "Spice World 2: Old Tacos Rule!"

    By Rick Sparks, on June 29, 2007 11:22:09

  11. Posh simultaneously looks like she needs a laxative and has had too many.

    By Shawn, on June 29, 2007 11:23:53

  12. I never thought the Spice Girls were real! My mother used to tell me stories about them when I was little. Until DCFS came and took me away.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 11:25:32

  13. I've had bowel movements that looked more firm then this crap

    By Ranislas Renomachi, on June 29, 2007 11:42:36

  14. Die in a fire.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 11:59:15

  15. Sporty = Xena. Nuff said.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 12:01:36

  16. Sport Spice apparently is now Puffy Spice! I guess her treadmill and stationary bike are broken. A doughnut shop must have also opened up across the street from her.

    By Joe Bob, on June 29, 2007 12:12:55

  17. Ginger looks better now than she did then.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 12:12:56

  18. Spice? More like Metamucil to me

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 12:24:35

  19. I thought Scary and Posh were pretty cute back in the day as well as Ginger (Sometimes) but Sporty was always on the ugly side and baby was just there. They all though look like you thought they'd look in 10 years except for Posh. I just dont get who keeps lying to her? How can she look at a picture of herself 10 years ago and think how she looks now looks better? Its not about getting older, its just that now she doesnt even look like a human being. At least she had normal looking facial features and some resemblance of a figure back then. Maybe in america are standard of beauty is just way different. Maybe the english people think she's hot but are they really THAT blind?

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 13:57:59

  20. Who would'a thunk back in the day that corporate whores like these would be paid to lip sync brand anthems and the grandkids of the Weather Underground and Black Panther generation would be sucking it up. God I'm getting old. This shit just sickens me in the gut.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 14:25:19

  21. you'd think they'd be broke enough by now to just bite the bullet and "sing". i guess banging their respective Beckams and Eddie Murphys (shudder) pays the bills well enough.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 14:57:58

  22. i can't see their "concert" being any kind of success the fans they did have were 11 and 12 year old little girls who thought they were the real life Bratz dolls,those little girls are all grown up now so who will go see the Spice Hags now? maybe gay men and brain injury patience.

    By Poon, on June 29, 2007 15:38:28

  23. i can't see their "concert" being any kind of success the fans they did have were 11 and 12 year old little girls who thought they were the real life Bratz dolls,those little girls are all grown up now so who will go see the Spice Hags now? maybe gay men and brain injury patience.

    By Poon, on June 29, 2007 15:38:32

  24. Posh is using the EXACT same hand gesture in both of the banner photos.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 15:55:06

  25. They are Great.. stop dissing them for God's sake

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 16:08:28

  26. FUCKING HOT!!!!! THEY'LL SHOW YOU, HATERS!!!!

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By Nando, on June 29, 2007 17:15:38

  27. That picture w/ Posh and the American flag is really cool.

    ...Her armpit looks like a weird poonani, though.

    By Nando, on June 29, 2007 17:17:29

  28. I'm 30, and I still love the Spice Girls. I loved them 10 years ago, dressed up like Scary for Halloween party, they were fun and didn't take themselves too seriously. ALL of my girls want to go to the reunion because SG are a reminder of our carefree college days. I suspect we won;t be the only women in their earl 30's and late 20's there. Scary is still pretty, she's just losing baby weight. And Baby got much cuter. The others, eh, not so much.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 18:13:33

  29. posh's black saran wrap pants are cool.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 18:34:20

  30. the "new" spices will have new names:

    posh = silicone spice
    sporty = puffy spice
    ginger = summer of love spice
    baby = desperate housewife spice
    scary = baby momma spice

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 18:36:37

  31. Let's see: singin strippers vs this.

    They both lip-synch; they all dance; both of them are only relying on their looks, not on "artistic" whatevers; strippers admit it - they're not "artists", they're just there; strippers do their stuff while stripping and showing what it's about.

    So, yeah, strippers win.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 19:40:11

  32. This is just sad.

    By Kacky, on June 29, 2007 21:14:05

  33. Sexy Spice is finally the sexiest Spice Girl. Of course, she's had more prep time in the >30 category.

    By anonymous, on June 29, 2007 21:19:00

  34. How the hell did Sporty Spice end up as the best looking one of the group?

    By Nate, on June 30, 2007 05:13:28

  35. I can't wait :)

    the hours w me and my friends spent singing their songs....sad to some, but it was an unserious group which every girl loved, or secretly loved

    you lot hate to much, every comment on every picture on this site has to be criticised, can't you just let people be, let em dress the way they want' look the way they want, chill out

    By Asu, on June 30, 2007 08:18:26

  36. Asu - You how retarded? Cuz u seriously stupid girlz Bratz yo u likez too much too think me. Kind of like real useless whores that only thik party, spend, bling. Funny store owners mjust love shallow, hollow people like you. All spice haters, die, die, die? You rule.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2007 11:53:59

  37. They suck. They always sucked.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2007 09:38:51

  38. Scary Spice actually looks sexier now...

    Posh, just went nuts...

    The blonde, is still cute as ever.

    The redhead looks the same just a bit older and maybe a boob job.

    And Sporty still looks fun, but more mature.

    By Blondiegurl, on July 1, 2007 23:14:39

  39. Posh spice is a failed solo artist with no talent, no manners and no fanclub.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 09:34:14

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