Awww, how cute. Who doesn't love a wrinkly little baby? Also, something sweet and non-snarky on IDLYITW!!! Neat!!! Just don't make a habit of it, curse you. I come here for blood. BLOOD!!! and I'm sitting here oohing and aahing over some rich little kid who's probably going to grow up to be some self important little Fat Elvis who will eventually mate with the spawn of Nicky Hilton and wreak havoc over the land. ARGH!!!! MORE BLOOD!!!!!!!!
well tiger woods always wanted to be white and now that his daughter looks somewhat white, i'm sure hes proud. he'll probably let her get skin bleaching treatments if she gets any darker.
Overpaid athlete. Stupid sport. Why would anyone get paid a million dollars to swing and walk not to mention the low probability of getting an injury. Life sucks! Go enjoy your gold digger wife Tiger.
Wow! A baby is born and no one has a positive comment. Despite whomever he married, what sport he plays, his race, her race, whatever, they had a healthy baby. Get over it!
Golf may not be a very strenuous spot, but is does take A LOT of skill. More than certain other sports do. And more than any of you dumbasses have.
Most of his money comes from sponsorships. If you compare the amount of money he makes from GOLFING to the highest payed football player makes per year, it's not nearly as much.
That baby is not cute, its okay looking at best. Hell, we all know tiger Woods isnt a fine brotha anyway. Hopefully the kid will turn out half way decent...
(By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 10:55:34) GOLF is no sport. You can make allot of money selling real estate, your argument does not hold water. If you dont run, jump, swim, peddle or get hit by anyone, or if the ball you are about to hit is not moving, its not a sport. Great GAME= not a sport.
Further, It just goes to show you how ignorant white girls around the world have become, when every study shows blacks have the lowest IQ of any Race, the jails are full of them and so are the homeless shelters. They turn every city around the world into a slum. Cheer for OJ as he drives down the road. Kill 9 month prego moms and unborn babys. Pull innocent white truck drivers out of there trucks and beat them. Make up rhymes like a 4th graders and call it rap and stupid white kids who think its cool, because Clear Channel and SONY and the rest have you brainwashed, because they dont have to pay real musicians. Have representives like Sharpton and Jackson who preach to who drive wedges on a daily basis. March against innocent lacross players because a hooker said they raped her.......on...and on....and on....She is a trader to white people and every white man with any life experiences hates her and the rest. I have nothing against Tiger, just white WHORES.
All the nasty racist comments from the cast of Deliverance down below here and you want to get upset about JENNY'S comment? Whatever.
Also, to all you ACTUAL racists writing all this tripe, please do the rest of the world a favor and stuff yourselves into a big sack with a couple of big rocks and have your half-brother/uncle Cletus throw you into the crick. You are idiots and should not be allowed to breed.
By tiger woods' millions that you don't have, jealous beeyatch, on June 26, 2007 10:24:54
well no shit she doesnt look cute.. shes one fuckin week old.. all newborns look ugly as hell whent they come out.. just wait a couple weeks, i bet shes gonna be real cute =D
At least they didn't jump on the celebrity baby name bandwagon, and give her some stupid name, like Apple or Rumer...or Pilot Inspektor, or whatever that kid's name is.
I guess it's ok, as long as Tiger knows there's NO WAY that blonde, Swedish pussy would give him the time of day if he wasn't rich and famous. But if it makes him feel good to think that ho is with him for his dazzling personality and not the dazzling Bentley, c'est la vie.
Hair dye is a no no for pregant women. To hide her dark roots, Elin wore a hat or scarf when she was pregnant. There are no photos of her bare-headed while pregnant.
She obviously got her hair dyed as soon as the baby was cut from her womb. (Celebs don't do natural birth. C-sections only.)
GOLF is no sport. You can make allot of money selling real estate, your argument does not hold water. If you dont run, jump, swim, peddle or get hit by anyone, or if the ball you are about to hit is not moving, its not a sport. Great GAME= not a sport.
MY argument doesn't hold water?! Oh Please. Coming from someone who holds all black people accountable for what some do...
I never said that how much money someone makes doing something determines wheather or not it's a sport. So I have no idea what your "real estate" comment has to do with anything...
Things like fishing, poker, and NASCAR are not sports. Golf is. Everybody that I have ever met who says it's not a sport couldn't hit a golf ball to save their lives, which is probably why they feel the need to bash it. It is defined in most placed as being a sport. Just because you say it's not doesn't make it a reality.
It's way more than a sport than some of the crap you mentioned is. Your little list of what makes something a sport or not makes no sense. People have to be running? No one "runs" in hockey, it is still a sport. Jumping? If that's the case, do you think hopscotch is a sport?
12:12:16 "She is a trader to white people and every white man with any life experiences hates her and the rest. "
She is a trader? What commodities does she trade? Why would "white men with any life experiences hate her and the rest"? Do traders hurt white men somehow? What about Hagglers? Barterers?
Forgive me if I dont take into consideration the opinions of a presumably white male who talks about low IQs but doesnt bother to learn the difference between the words "Trader" and "Traitor". Not that "Traitor" made any real sense in that sentence either you stupid racist douchebag.
The baby just looks like an average baby, but will probable be cute later. Related tidbit: Scandanavian countries do not have the whole american 'race' issue packet, as they were totally homgeneous until very recently. A black 'fetish' is actually quite common there. They even run sex junkets to north Africa for Finnish women in their fifties. Only Americans 'read' race like Americans.
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Leave Your CommentAwww! Tiger and her trophy wife has a baby.
By dm, on June 25, 2007 18:40:54
Awww, how cute. Who doesn't love a wrinkly little baby? Also, something sweet and non-snarky on IDLYITW!!! Neat!!! Just don't make a habit of it, curse you. I come here for blood. BLOOD!!! and I'm sitting here oohing and aahing over some rich little kid who's probably going to grow up to be some self important little Fat Elvis who will eventually mate with the spawn of Nicky Hilton and wreak havoc over the land. ARGH!!!! MORE BLOOD!!!!!!!!
By I need sleep, on June 25, 2007 18:42:29
Aww, how cute. Now where is Britney???
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 19:05:15
"Toe headed?"
Goddammit, will someone fix that. I suffer from severe homophonebia and things like that just make me want to punch a nun.
By Dickie Hateface, on June 25, 2007 19:30:01
Is Chris Benoit dead?
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 19:35:24
It's hard to believe a golfer makes $103M in a year. The world is off it's fuckin rocker.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 19:45:00
dm--> His, fuckface....HIS.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 20:24:01
Ah, the American dream... Make lots of money playing a pansy sport and marry a blonde white woman.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 20:31:47
I believe it's "tow-headed". Anywho, that kid may be cute now, but in a few years he'll probably be a copy of his fugly-ass father.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 20:32:28
well tiger woods always wanted to be white and now that his daughter looks somewhat white, i'm sure hes proud. he'll probably let her get skin bleaching treatments if she gets any darker.
By prettyboy, on June 25, 2007 20:37:07
Yes, Chris Benoit is dead, along with his wife and young son. Police are ruling a murder- suicide. What a shame.
By Jennifer, on June 25, 2007 20:42:35
that baby is ugly...pug nose and such
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 21:08:42
WWE is gayer than golf. Who cares about Chris Benoit.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 22:40:15
Fixed. Sorry. Fuckers.
Smooches,
Jenny
By Jenny, on June 25, 2007 22:50:36
How come he looks like he's the one who gave birth?
.... haggard!
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 00:20:59
What a sad WASTE of a PERFECT Nordic female's DNA.
This kid's a fugly mulato.
By ImpeachBush, on June 26, 2007 00:37:42
Overpaid athlete. Stupid sport. Why would anyone get paid a million dollars to swing and walk not to mention the low probability of getting an injury. Life sucks! Go enjoy your gold digger wife Tiger.
By life sucks, on June 26, 2007 00:42:20
If I were black, I'd get all the blonde women I want. But, I'm not so I get brunettes.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 04:23:03
Good for him. He has a brand new baby, a gorgeous wife, all the money in the world from playing a sport.
I think he's a lot smarter than all of you sitting around reading this blog making nothing a year...don't you think?
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 05:25:48
Excuse me, but did Tiger give birth? Seems like his wife is just an afterthought in the photos.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 05:33:09
awww...that white dog, looking straight into the camera, is so adorable. I love dogs! wrinkly newborn babies are awesome too!
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 06:16:23
Wow! A baby is born and no one has a positive comment. Despite whomever he married, what sport he plays, his race, her race, whatever, they had a healthy baby. Get over it!
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 06:16:47
Golf may not be a very strenuous spot, but is does take A LOT of skill. More than certain other sports do. And more than any of you dumbasses have.
Most of his money comes from sponsorships. If you compare the amount of money he makes from GOLFING to the highest payed football player makes per year, it's not nearly as much.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 07:55:34
Its just one more kid that will be taking advantage of affirmative action. GG.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 08:08:02
these peeps are cool, their dogs are included in the family pics.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 08:19:33
That baby is not cute, its okay looking at best. Hell, we all know tiger Woods isnt a fine brotha anyway. Hopefully the kid will turn out half way decent...
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 08:41:11
(By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 10:55:34) GOLF is no sport. You can make allot of money selling real estate, your argument does not hold water. If you dont run, jump, swim, peddle or get hit by anyone, or if the ball you are about to hit is not moving, its not a sport. Great GAME= not a sport.
Further, It just goes to show you how ignorant white girls around the world have become, when every study shows blacks have the lowest IQ of any Race, the jails are full of them and so are the homeless shelters. They turn every city around the world into a slum. Cheer for OJ as he drives down the road. Kill 9 month prego moms and unborn babys. Pull innocent white truck drivers out of there trucks and beat them. Make up rhymes like a 4th graders and call it rap and stupid white kids who think its cool, because Clear Channel and SONY and the rest have you brainwashed, because they dont have to pay real musicians. Have representives like Sharpton and Jackson who preach to who drive wedges on a daily basis. March against innocent lacross players because a hooker said they raped her.......on...and on....and on....She is a trader to white people and every white man with any life experiences hates her and the rest. I have nothing against Tiger, just white WHORES.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 09:12:16
that comment was really racist. its not like white babies are better looking than black ones. thats very close minded.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 09:16:12
Stop throwing the word "racist" around when you don't even know what it means, idiot.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 09:18:02
All the nasty racist comments from the cast of Deliverance down below here and you want to get upset about JENNY'S comment? Whatever.
Also, to all you ACTUAL racists writing all this tripe, please do the rest of the world a favor and stuff yourselves into a big sack with a couple of big rocks and have your half-brother/uncle Cletus throw you into the crick. You are idiots and should not be allowed to breed.
By tiger woods' millions that you don't have, jealous beeyatch, on June 26, 2007 10:24:54
well no shit she doesnt look cute.. shes one fuckin week old.. all newborns look ugly as hell whent they come out.. just wait a couple weeks, i bet shes gonna be real cute =D
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 10:45:02
At least they didn't jump on the celebrity baby name bandwagon, and give her some stupid name, like Apple or Rumer...or Pilot Inspektor, or whatever that kid's name is.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 12:01:11
I guess it's ok, as long as Tiger knows there's NO WAY that blonde, Swedish pussy would give him the time of day if he wasn't rich and famous. But if it makes him feel good to think that ho is with him for his dazzling personality and not the dazzling Bentley, c'est la vie.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 12:19:24
Who cares about the kid? Check out the adorable dogs!! The Border Collie is so sweet, and a Labadoodle??? I never even knew there was such a thing!
By Tibbs, on June 26, 2007 12:57:21
Trophy wife, my ass. She was a fucking nanny; not a model as the publicity goes.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 13:19:16
Internet commenter.. hide behind thy computer. I purposely go to the posts about people of different race just to see what you dorks have to say.
By C. baines, on June 26, 2007 14:20:57
I am offended by the comments calling this baby a mulatto.
This baby is not a mulatto; it's a quadroon.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 15:06:49
Elin is not a natural blond.
Hair dye is a no no for pregant women. To hide her dark roots, Elin wore a hat or scarf when she was pregnant. There are no photos of her bare-headed while pregnant.
She obviously got her hair dyed as soon as the baby was cut from her womb. (Celebs don't do natural birth. C-sections only.)
By vato, on June 26, 2007 15:20:43
GOLF is no sport. You can make allot of money selling real estate, your argument does not hold water. If you dont run, jump, swim, peddle or get hit by anyone, or if the ball you are about to hit is not moving, its not a sport. Great GAME= not a sport.
MY argument doesn't hold water?! Oh Please. Coming from someone who holds all black people accountable for what some do...
I never said that how much money someone makes doing something determines wheather or not it's a sport. So I have no idea what your "real estate" comment has to do with anything...
Things like fishing, poker, and NASCAR are not sports. Golf is. Everybody that I have ever met who says it's not a sport couldn't hit a golf ball to save their lives, which is probably why they feel the need to bash it. It is defined in most placed as being a sport. Just because you say it's not doesn't make it a reality.
It's way more than a sport than some of the crap you mentioned is. Your little list of what makes something a sport or not makes no sense. People have to be running? No one "runs" in hockey, it is still a sport. Jumping? If that's the case, do you think hopscotch is a sport?
By Go play a game of hopscotch. , on June 26, 2007 15:50:02
Jenny is funny.
By moran, on June 26, 2007 17:10:28
12:12:16 "She is a trader to white people and every white man with any life experiences hates her and the rest. "
She is a trader? What commodities does she trade? Why would "white men with any life experiences hate her and the rest"? Do traders hurt white men somehow? What about Hagglers? Barterers?
Forgive me if I dont take into consideration the opinions of a presumably white male who talks about low IQs but doesnt bother to learn the difference between the words "Trader" and "Traitor".
Not that "Traitor" made any real sense in that sentence either you stupid racist douchebag.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 17:37:17
I don't like babies in general, but that one is motherfucking cute.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 19:22:02
WHY DO SUCCESSFUL BLACK MEN PICK WHITE WOMEN?
By anonymous, on June 26, 2007 19:26:09
Because they can.
For every Hale Berry, there are 100 of these stunning blonde chicks, especially in northern Europe.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 04:09:34
Anon 22:26:09; because Black women have too much attitude and don't support their men!
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 06:00:54
I like how the white dog is posed like the picture is ALL ABOUT HIM.
By me, on June 27, 2007 08:38:33
Eck-SCUSE ME??!! Eck-SCUSE ME??!
You saying sistas have too much attitude?? OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!! OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!! DON'T EVEN GO THERE GIRLFRIEND!!!
YOU SAYING WE HAVE TOO MUCH ATTITUDE MUTHAFUCKA?! ECK-SCUSE ME??!!
Well, you're wrong.
By Shaniqua Jackson, on June 27, 2007 09:20:37
The baby just looks like an average baby, but will probable be cute later.
Related tidbit:
Scandanavian countries do not have the whole american 'race' issue packet, as they were totally homgeneous until very recently.
A black 'fetish' is actually quite common there. They even run sex junkets to north Africa for Finnish women in their fifties.
Only Americans 'read' race like Americans.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2007 13:00:31
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