Nice Jenn Im beginning to ,like you. I dont watch the UFC myself but I would be getting one of those guys to protect my ass. Oh and Im white so my bodyguard would be white too...based on crime rates I have to protect myself FROM these guys....
Anyone who wears a Black Panther shirt isn't a "really nice dude", they're "a racist douchebag". What if that was a white guy with a "Aryan Nation Warrior" shirt on?
I never understood why these douchebag celebrities hire 600-pound slobs as a "bodyguards." Would you want that humongous, sweaty, cheesy ass stanking up the leather seats of your Escalade? I think they're hired more for clearing a path, rather than their ability to kick ass.
Look up the definition of "racist" and "racism" before you go throwing those words around, uneducated idiots. Nothing written in her post was racist. The Black Panthers are racist though!
He's Samoan and worked with soon to be has been Wilmer. There was a video of him beatin up some white guy and yelling all kinds of anti white, racist shit. May the heart attack happen soon!
Seeing as Nick is about 5'2", and that bodyguard is not much taller. So I'd estimate his weight at no more than 365 pounds, far less that the 600 in this article.
Security from what? Who is chomping for an autograph from a 90s band (98 degrees)? And from a teleprompter reader? Bitch interviews celebrities, she essentially works for them, is not ONE of them. She's the HELP, if you will.
Samoans might be built larger but that is no excuse to leave a carbon footprint of an entire Chinese village. For fuckssake, eat a piece of fruit, LUNCHMEAT!
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Leave Your CommentI LOVE those VM nip pics from the VMAs 4 years ago. It's been downhill ever since....
By meat!, on June 5, 2007 10:52:14
Well done Jenny. I like my women with a touch of subtle racism.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 10:58:53
The dude's body is wide enuf to easily take a bullet if the two of them were lined up side x side. No buff Navy Seal could do that.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 11:02:57
yeah...uh...I think race is unimportant here. Slow and sloppy are the dominant traits to consider.
By sniff upper lip, on June 5, 2007 11:04:21
Obviously Vanessa got tired of the hunky, beefy guys that Nick kept picking out to be bodyguards.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 11:10:56
When are they just going to get it over with and release a sex tape?
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 11:16:19
That's Tadao... Wilmer Valderrama's security for years... really nice dude.
By knightranger74, on June 5, 2007 11:38:41
Nice Jenn Im beginning to ,like you. I dont watch the UFC myself but I would be getting one of those guys to protect my ass. Oh and Im white so my bodyguard would be white too...based on crime rates I have to protect myself FROM these guys....
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 11:40:44
Anyone who wears a Black Panther shirt isn't a "really nice dude", they're "a racist douchebag". What if that was a white guy with a "Aryan Nation Warrior" shirt on?
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 11:42:36
@knightranger74 Whaaat? Wilmer Valderrama had a bodyguard?
Oh Lord, any sign that the 4 horsemen are free any time soon???
By Gorbechov's birthmark, on June 5, 2007 11:48:46
Bodyguard??
That fella is a cheeseburger assassin if there ever was one.
By joejoe, on June 5, 2007 11:54:39
Considering those pix with her and Lindsey, she prolly needs someone that big to hold her down once the meth takes hold.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 12:09:13
When Nick and Vanessa get chased by a bear, they just have to run faster than the bodyguard.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 12:35:13
Is she supposed to be really really good looking?
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 12:41:16
I never understood why these douchebag celebrities hire 600-pound slobs as a "bodyguards." Would you want that humongous, sweaty, cheesy ass stanking up the leather seats of your Escalade? I think they're hired more for clearing a path, rather than their ability to kick ass.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 13:35:06
Well done Jenny. I like my women with a touch of subtle racism.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 13:58:53
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What the fuck was racist about that update, you fucking moron?
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 13:36:56
Look up the definition of "racist" and "racism" before you go throwing those words around, uneducated idiots. Nothing written in her post was racist. The Black Panthers are racist though!
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 13:51:43
Shouldn't she be asking if I want my bedsheets turned over?
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 13:55:09
Don't be hatin' on Biz Markie.
By Tazznum1, on June 5, 2007 14:01:01
Thanks for posting this. I've been wondering where Ruben Studdard disappeared to. Nice.
By i don't like you in any way, on June 5, 2007 14:37:00
He's obviously done a good job of protecting them from being attacked by full buckets of fried chicken.
By Jimmy Carter, on June 5, 2007 14:43:11
Security on a budget. A 40 & a few blunts.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 14:45:26
Do they have stairs in their house?
By MillyQPublic, on June 5, 2007 14:57:56
He's Samoan and worked with soon to be has been Wilmer. There was a video of him beatin up some white guy and yelling all kinds of anti white, racist shit. May the heart attack happen soon!
By ousslander, on June 5, 2007 15:12:01
I dare that guy to wear that shirt in public where I live.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 15:22:39
Fattie matched his shoes with his shirt. How cute and GAY.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 15:29:35
There's nothing interesting about Vanessa. *Yawn*
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 17:09:37
Seeing as Nick is about 5'2", and that bodyguard is not much taller. So I'd estimate his weight at no more than 365 pounds, far less that the 600 in this article.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 18:33:25
There's nothing interesting about Vanessa. *Yawn*
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True, more posts here were about the bodyguard then VM.
By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 18:50:25
I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the nigger gonna do? He's Samoan.
By Jules, on June 5, 2007 19:57:15
Security from what? Who is chomping for an autograph from a 90s band (98 degrees)? And from a teleprompter reader? Bitch interviews celebrities, she essentially works for them, is not ONE of them. She's the HELP, if you will.
Samoans might be built larger but that is no excuse to leave a carbon footprint of an entire Chinese village. For fuckssake, eat a piece of fruit, LUNCHMEAT!
By Cunty whore, on June 7, 2007 18:19:44
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