36 Comments:

• hahahaha, what a BITCH!

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 09:25:04

• I'm trying to figure out what they are supposed to be conveying in that stupid picture. They are posing for it, but I'm not sure if the stoned expressions are a laughable attempt to look turned on and therefore sexy or if they were just, well, stoned. Lets play a game. Make your own captions/ dialouge for the picture. I'll start.
  
  Vanessa: psst....Lindsay, I just crapped my pants.
  
  Lindsay: thats hawt. I'm two seconds from puking all over you.
  
  Vanessa: bodily secretions are sooo sexy.
  

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 09:29:25

• First: they remind me of little high school girls trying to look sexy and edgy. and failing miserably at that attempt.
  
  Second: no one would even remember vanessa minilo if it werent for her closet gay boyfriend Nick Lachey.
  
  All of the aforementioned are undeniably pathetic.

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 09:44:15

• Meh. They're both hot, so they can do whatever they want as far as I'm concerned.
  Life's not fair, boo-fucking-hoo. One of you whores go get me a sandwich.

  By J-Bird, on June 5, 2007 09:52:28

• Check out the major nippage going on in the thumbnails of her in the dress on the red carpet. Free show!!

  By Men love nips, on June 5, 2007 09:57:23

• Lindsay: I want that last rock
  Vanessa: just shut bitch and kiss me
  Lindsay: Fuck U, ha hah ahahah
  Vanessa: best friends forever,, ( they kiss )

  By burntfinger, on June 5, 2007 09:58:30

• umm that last sentence about the starch is a little cross-the-line racist

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 10:04:10

• umm that last sentence about the starch is a little cross-the-line racist
  
  You must be new here.

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 10:14:01

• Nick and Vanessa just give up their "careers" already and move to Iowa to sell real estate. They'd be so rock-star there. Maybe they could even host the annual parade.

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 10:21:34

• that starch crack was classic.
  
  13:04 needs a humor transplant.

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 10:27:37

• I can't believe that dent I gave her so long ago is still there!

  By Wilmer Valderrama, on June 5, 2007 10:42:15

• Eww..for half a second i liked vanessa. But now i just would love to see jessica simpson get nick back just to bust her bubble..cause as much as this site hates jessica at least shes actually done shit...vanessa not so much.

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 11:05:51

• Vanessa: My uncle used to hold knives to my throat and force me to blow him when I was 8 yrs old. But only when I deserved it.
  
  Lindsay: My dad used to do that too. Let's be BFFs.
  
  Vanessa: Violence and objectification are the only way I can get aroused these days.
  
  Lindsay: You've been listening to Lovelines, haven't you?
  

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 11:14:23

• umm that last sentence about the starch is a little cross-the-line racist
  
  I didn't think Minillo was a Chinese name...

  By Eli Roth's Dongzilla, on June 5, 2007 11:16:42

• Vanessa is a Filipino, so same difference.

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 11:18:30

• um what exactly has jessica simpson "done"? it's not like she's any good at anything. oh wait, she can play dumb well...but we all know she's not playing.

  By Niecy, on June 5, 2007 11:33:57

• Jessica hasn't done shit and thats still more then vanessa

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 11:49:24

• I'm not surprised she's known for being a b***h. I couldn't stand her on TRL; remember when she grabbed Lindsay's busted ankle? She acts like the mean hot chick in high school, but she's way older than that. Yuck.

  By Vanessa Nillawafer, on June 5, 2007 11:55:07

• Oh yeah, that's the whore sleeping with Nick something... Jessica's ex. Hmm. Well, they probably licked each other's vaginas and went to sleep. More and more do I get the impression that Lindsay is drifting towards lesbianism. She's probably frustrated with all her "guy" problems. Well, whatever gets her off.

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 12:11:49

• I've seen her interviews on T.V. and they were pathetic. Most celebrities don't understand her interview style which is comprised of "Me likie you on the Telebishun. You A-numba 1, boss! Woo you likie happy ending? Me stickie knifie in your face and touchie-touchie long time."

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 12:40:53

• How come no one picked up on this yesterday? It's not like we shouldn't recognize Vanessa Manillo by now?

  By eric chase, on June 5, 2007 12:44:49

• Umm I told you so! Anyhow, she belongs in a massage parlor or the drycleaners. She has beauty pageant looks. Not a good thing.

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 12:56:33

• Funny how it's always people with backgrounds from third world countries who turn into diva cunts when they "make it". That includes the men too. Must be an IQ thing. Having a low one, that is. No wonder the governments of those countries are always corrupt and they can never get their shit together.

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 13:09:04

• Wait. I'm sorry. One more time. Who's this chick again?

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 13:11:55

• Funny how it's always people with backgrounds from third world countries who turn into diva cunts when they "make it". That includes the men too. Must be an IQ thing. Having a low one, that is. No wonder the governments of those countries are always corrupt and they can never get their shit together.
  
  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 16:09:04
  
  oh yeah cuz we have the bestest government in the whole wide world and we dont have anyone in our country who acts entitled. good call, jackass!

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 13:49:55

• 16:49:55 - Don't be a complete PC moron, honey. You know full well what I'm talking about.

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 14:00:33

• why dont u explain it more since im a "moron"? because everything in ur statement contradicts everything this country stands for...money and fame. so please elaborate.

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 14:23:51

• The whole time I was reading the post I kept thinking, 'who is this? who are they talking about?'
  Then, when I scrolled down to the nipple pictures I suddenly remembered. She's Alan's basement; Mac G5; Lubriderm; Spalding center-fielder glove... I think.

  By i don't like you in any way, on June 5, 2007 14:41:29

• anonymous, on June 5, 2007 15:40:53
  
  You forgot the part where she says she's good friends with "Rindsay Rohan" and is dating "Nick Rachey".

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 15:34:16

• Why is that bitch "famous" she has no talent she is good for nothing all she has done is stupid MTV and other tv shows and fuck Lachey pfft a waste of space

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 16:20:08

• haha, Rindsay Rohan.

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 18:16:45

• So sad... A few quick pulls of the knife and we'd be rid of them both.

  By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 21:53:41

• Has anyone noticed that the blade of the nife is actually pointing away from Vanessa's neck?

  By anonymous, on June 6, 2007 07:17:32

• the only wrong thing with this pics is the lack of tongue swaping saliva.......damn that would hAVe been great......

  By elpepe, on June 6, 2007 10:32:41

• WHAT A BUNCH OF WHORES.
  
  HOLDING KNIVES SO THE OTHER CAN BLOW LINES OFF THEM IS RETARDED.

  By KD, on June 6, 2007 12:30:13

• all filipinos are bitches

  By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 10:10:58