IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Victoria Beckham is a Nightmare

Victoria Beckham is a Nightmare

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idk but she looks pretty damn hot to me

By smack that give me some more, on June 5, 2007 16:13:45
Thanks alot those pics just made me puke my nice steak I just ate damn it , those pics are soooo wrong delete them lol

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 16:14:26
Ugly tranny.

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 16:16:50
The plastic surgeon who gave her those horrible looking breast implants should have his license taken away.

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 16:20:49
"P.S. Your fingers aren't touching, you big fat fatass."

Jenny, you crack me the fuck up.

By Rose, on June 5, 2007 16:21:26
the haircut looks great. though, turn back to dark brown hair, suits your eyes better and your skin , too.
Don't tan that much, pale skin with dark hair looks great with this haircut.
Plus, your body looks good, all you need is 10 pounds and you ll be really super hot. Those stockings are great.
The jacket shouldn't be black.
Silver and sparkly, that would be better.
The shoes , I don't like . Change those into something less high, in proportion with your hight. Make it very short boots, ankle length. I m thinking, silver ones, to match the jacket.
Plus, smile more often. It doesn't get any better than what your life is like, in your case, does it.?

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 16:42:16
Imagine what kind of women her sons will marry. So glad she doesn't have a daughter.

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 16:51:17
She looks cool! And her stocking seams are straight!

I do wish she would remove those incredibly fake breasts though...

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 16:55:59
Hey Posh. David Bowie called and he wants his hair and his outfit back. PRONTO

By wigwam, on June 5, 2007 16:58:55
She has the body of Barbie and the face of Ken.

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 17:09:45
She used to look hot to me, now she usually looks silly. Her outfits are usually pretty ridiculous...I think its hilarious how popular British people come over here expecting to get the same reception/treatment....I know she is big and the pap follows her around but she is kind of a joke too, right?
She looks like she is entirely made of plastic!

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 17:31:48
How much does she charge for a blowjob?

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 17:42:38
Crikey, blimey! That face is a mess but Jesus H. what a body. I'd like to wear Billy Zane's camo shorts whilst watching this one clean my apartment naked...

Loose change (I'm back babeee!!!)

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 17:52:03
The thing about Posh is that she's so totally fucking trashy that it goes all the way 'round and becomes sexy again.
She looks like she should be permenantly attached to a stripper pole in some seedy just-outside-of-Vegas dive, and after she show she'd offer to suck your dick for fifteen dollars.

I'd gladly fuck her brains out, but if she wasn't a celebrity I doubt I'd admit it to anyone other than my best mates.

By I'd Pound Posh, on June 5, 2007 18:09:32
What makes a woman think that weight training gloves is the perfect way to polish off an outfit? I so do not get this trend.

By steph, on June 5, 2007 18:30:57
As a european I can tell you guys that she is considered ridicules over here. Spice girls is Way way way back and history. Most people cant even mention their names even if they get paid for it. This slut is over here known as "beckhams wife" And she is at least over here not considered paricular hot. I see more good looking girls on the way to the local subway station than this slut.

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 18:35:56
yeah i think she looks pretty good actually

By ellie, on June 5, 2007 18:40:24
It's a bird...it's a plane...it's SUPER BITCH!!!

WTF is up with those lame-ass poses? She looks like a reject from "Cleopatra 2525."

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 18:46:52
you guys are hatin' she is fucking hot

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 18:51:43
She looks fucking ridiculous ...

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 18:57:13
What the hell was she thinking? And why was she thinking it?

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 19:46:27
Furthermore, if she wanted to show off her legs, she should have just worn a skirt. Not went out in nothing but a top and her panties. Fucking idiotic woman.

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 19:48:34
Please tell me if you didn't have her body you wouldn't dress like this jeeze

By MEEEE, on June 5, 2007 19:53:15
She is a mother of three children. This is NO way to dress. I HATE it when women try to turn back the clock AFTER pushing out babies. She should have gotten this shit out of her system years ago.

By celia, on June 5, 2007 19:59:22
She looks like shit, and that's not a nice body at all. Too short, too skinny, fake tits, ugly face, no ass. YUCK!

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 20:04:22
It's so sad that she seems not to know the paps are only following her because people like us enjoy jeering at her so much.

By Kacky, on June 5, 2007 20:08:28
Did she move to the US because the Europeans think she's a joke, under the mistaken impression that she'd be more popular in the Americas?

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 20:41:34
There is nothing there that I wish I had. That woman looks pathetic. Why can't the English keep her?

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 20:51:59
She looks like the offspring of Chief Clancy Wiggum and an anorexic rabbit.

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 21:42:26
um...hi. no one has actually made a big enough deal about her fingers almost being able to touch! seriously? how is that even possible? did she get her ribs removed or something. oyyyy veyy

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 22:12:33
"Your fingers aren't touching, you big fat fatass...", Jenny, I actually think she's obsessing about that fact as I type this...hahaha...!

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 22:32:00
please.go.back.to.where.you.came.from.
ew.

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 22:41:35
NOBODY care about a spice girl
NOBODY...please go away

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 22:44:29
Diva. Hehe.

By anonymous, on June 5, 2007 23:11:44
MEEE: Actually, no, I WOULDN'T dress like that if I had her body (God forbid). Because I have a little something called self-respect. I know it's scarce in LA, but let me try to explain: people who are capable of seeing themselves as a whole human being don't feel the need to objectify themselves by dressing like a hooker with an American Express. Prancing about town practically naked just shows how desperate, insecure, and stupid you are for pandering to what 12-year-old boys find sexy while masturbating into their gym socks.

By Boo you whore!, on June 6, 2007 01:19:06
I like it. Only Posh can pull it off.

By anonymous, on June 6, 2007 04:01:25
"Please tell me if you didn't have her body you wouldn't dress like this jeeze"

If I had her body, I'd put a bullet in the skull.

Jesus. You expect me to be jealous of someone who looks less feminine than Frank-n-Furter??

By anonymous, on June 6, 2007 04:05:02
Yes, she is equally ridiculed here in Britain.

Anyone who goes to great lengths to pose for the camera in silly outfits deserve for people to make fun of her. Point and laugh people….point and laugh.

My works done for the day, now that I know that by me just typing on this blog fills Mrs. Beckenhams with hate. Your welcome Vicki.

By Annie J., on June 6, 2007 06:09:41
In another dimension, with voyeristic intention.....Lets do the time warp again.

Nothing more than a head on a stick. Can't the paps just run her off the road?

By anonymous, on June 6, 2007 06:20:23
Fucking idiot, WTF?

By BloodyWhore, on June 6, 2007 06:39:48
Why can't she just settle for "pretty"? Why does she always have to dress like she's going to a strip club after a day at the office. I have yet to see her in something elegant and pretty, without trying to "diva" it up. And her stylist should be fired, her hair looks horrible.

By anonymous, on June 6, 2007 06:44:37
@23:41:34,

To answer your questions in a word . . . "YES".

By Gorbechov's birthmark, on June 6, 2007 06:51:52
Check out that anime action figure. It's SUPERATTENTIONWHORE - hide your children or she'll be starving them to death y'all!

Just don't laugh too loud folks - she is in the superattentionwhore business because YOU are buying. Else she'd be nothing than a soccer fags spoiled wifey.

By die Krautsalaten, on June 6, 2007 06:55:04
The smaller her body gets, the larger her head and therefore, PIG NOSE appear. Bleh. It's called balance, Posh.

By anonymous, on June 6, 2007 07:31:56
no hips. no ass. no curves...she's a goddamned parallelogram. what's the point?

By anonymous, on June 6, 2007 07:34:33
I'm British and I can say, quite frankly, that I'm ecstatic that she's in LA. We think she's an arsehole here.

Oh, and what's with the camel toe? I feel quite, quite nauseous at the sight of it. Put it away Victoria!

PS I'd much rather she did the ridiculous pout. It's considerably better than the mouth full of shark's teeth hidden behind it......

By Vixen Van Squixen, on June 6, 2007 07:38:30
With all the plastic surgery she had why does she have a pig nose???

By anonymous, on June 6, 2007 08:23:12
You'd think with her princess attitude that she might have an ounce of class . . . but no.

I know that some of these freaks think they need to 'stand out and look/be different' to be noticed, but seriously, there is nothing attractive about her, especially since it's mostly unnatural.

It's sad that she's been artificially reconstructed to the point that she looks like a walking stick of slim jim. The only problem is that Macho Man would be screaming "oooooh nooo" instead of "ohhhh yeeaaahh" at that piece of beef jerky.

The fact that she paid to look like that is sad. There are millions of natural beauties who beat this piece of slim jim hands down, and they don't have to put millions of dollars into their look or image.

By anonymous, on June 6, 2007 09:13:04
Don't blame all of us 9:55 ... I never bought any of her cd's. I don't buy magazines. So in short, I haven't supported this bitch or most of hollywood ... yes .. I am clean ...

By anonymous, on June 6, 2007 09:49:41
She must be so bitter that all the money in the world will not give her that old natural look that she had (whether it was remotely pretty/attractive or not is still up for debate, but at least it was better than what Dr. Frankenstein has molded her into).

By anonymous, on June 6, 2007 09:52:40
she's such a media whore she tries way to hard the way she poses, she thinks she's a model but she has no beauty. what an ugly fake looking woman

By hayden, on June 6, 2007 11:50:35
Those gloves fucking make the outfit. Make it beyond lame anyway. Desperation make for some stupid ass styles.

By anonymous, on June 6, 2007 11:52:46
Looks hot to me, and I don't even like the lady...

By anonymous, on June 6, 2007 12:51:20
hot? she looks like a wax statue and has a 12 inch waist.

totally hot if you like crackwhore barbie.

By anonymous, on June 6, 2007 14:33:06
Victoria should remove those fake tits, fatten up a bit, grow that hair long and return to her natural colour.

Right now, she looks horrid.

I wonder why she hates blogs about her ? Silly woman.

By anonymous, on June 6, 2007 14:39:34
She seriously looks like a badly drawn anime charecter. I wonder how many times she's scared the shit out of her kids by walking around the corner? And Beckham...wtf does she have on him that he stays? I mean, dear God...You can't tell me that he couldn't stumble in the ditch and find a better looking woman. She can either suck start a Harley, or has some serious blackmail dirt on him.

By anonymous, on June 6, 2007 14:47:33
"P.S. Your fingers aren't touching, you big fat fatass."

Oh Jesus, that is funny. Well done, Jenny! That cracked me up. =D

By Jayne, on June 6, 2007 15:29:03
good grief. she's the unfriendliest, coldest, severest looking woman i've seen in ages. eat a sammich and give the tanning bed a day off!

By Melanie, on June 6, 2007 15:40:08
Except for her inflate-a-boobs, she is built just like a skinny, lil' boy.

By anonymous, on June 7, 2007 14:07:25
she should be locked up in a men's federal penitentiary.

By anonymous, on June 11, 2007 17:10:07