45 Comments:

1. those white pants highlight her serious lack of an ass.

   By anon, on June 21, 2007 10:38:14

2. My first thought was "who the fuck will buy her jeans?" Then I remembered that there is a girl in my biology class who wears the same Jennifer Lopez jeans every day. Yeah... she'll probably buy them...

   By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 10:48:48

3. Her ass occupies negative space.

   By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 10:55:09

4. I think David keeps this whore around because she makes his dick look bigger! She does not even look like she has a big enough caloric intake to balance herself in those fucking UGLY shoes!

   By overpaid bitches, on June 21, 2007 11:06:20

5. I am rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. Looks like she already did. Oh wait, she can't smile. That must mean she can't laugh either.

   By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 11:07:18

6. She is such an unattractive woman. She's not even a butterface. There is just nothing nice about her.

   By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 11:13:48

7. Delusional...yes....
   
   She would have to be delusional to think/believe that anyone in North America gives enough of a shit about her to open their wallets.
   
   
   
   

   By joejoe, on June 21, 2007 11:17:36

8. I remember her appearance on "The Daily Show". She looked John Stewart in the face and told him he wasn't funny. Not all his jokes work, but she came off as a bitch. The video is around the internet.

   By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 11:26:00

9. Her ass looks just like my walls. Pale white and flat as a board. She must be able to suck a dick because the idea of bending her over is not that appealing.

   By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 11:37:07

10. Is she supposed to be attractive? Go back to the 70's.

    By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 11:44:20

11. ridiculously fake melons

    By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 11:55:50

12. I have to be honest: I'm just pissed Beyonce's fat ass was bumped off page one by this lame post. I only come here to watch the race wars.
    
    Please post something about Halle Berry's cottage cheese, that oughtta start some fireworks. Thanks.

    By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 12:08:57

13. I dont know who lied to her and told her that she is sexy! She need to just sit down somewhere!

    By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 12:10:24

14. Whats with the dumb poses? Is she trying to create the illusion of an ass?

    By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 12:17:22

15. Are those supposed to be her own jeans line she's wearing? They look like something you can buy off the rack at Target. She's such a freak.

    By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 12:33:17

16. Yeah, she's fake, flat-assed....blah, blah, blah.
    
    You have to admit, though, her hair is fab!

    By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 12:49:48

17. anon 15:33....let's not go bashing target by comparing their clothes to that hobo's. they actually use real designers that made it without being a spice girl and screwing a "football" player.

    By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 12:50:35

18. Where did her ass go?

    By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 13:10:47

19. "I do not have an eating disorder ... I do not have an eating disorder" she repeats as she models her white jeans ...

    By jt, on June 21, 2007 13:26:24

20. "embodies the values of the Californian jet set lifestyle"! Give me a fucking break. What the hell does that mean??

    By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 13:28:05

21. Wow ... she really does think she's hot, doesn't she?

    By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 14:03:50

22. She alone can generate a soft-on in 3 seconds flat.

    By mike, on June 21, 2007 14:44:08

23. She needs to design shite for BONGO jeans. That's more up her alley. These are tres trashy.

    By Vicki's Outtie, on June 21, 2007 15:10:22

24. She really does not have a very good looking body at all. She's just thin. That's it. And rich. Otherwise.....yawn.....

    By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 15:57:01

25. She really does not have a very good looking body at all. She's just thin. That's it. And rich. Otherwise.....yawn.....

    By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 15:57:06

26. she has the flattest ass i've ever seen.

    By blondewithnobrain, on June 21, 2007 16:15:01

27. way better than hagdonna's line...gag me

    By dinigi, on June 21, 2007 16:35:26

28. She is ugly as hell. Pig face, plastic grapefruits on her chest and extreme tanorexia.
    Lets see how long until the clone wanna-be Katie Holmes starts her own "fashion" line.
    

    By T, on June 21, 2007 16:45:30

29. i love the biting-the-sunglasses pose. god this plastic hag is unbelievable. i don't know who to be more annoyed at- her for being a bulimic elitist bitch (who hasn't made her own money since 1998), or the paparazzi who encourage this shit by taking her picture. i think it's a tie.

    By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 17:28:49

30. i've heard of assless pants but never an assless body...

    By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 18:13:35

31. 
    The only thing going for her is that she's married to David Beckham. I could only imagine the day Beckham leaves her. She'd be gone for good.

    By dm, on June 21, 2007 19:36:26

32. Man, this article is harsh. I think she's Ok.she wears a lot of interesting and adventurous stuff, and I think her poses are hilarious. Watch an interview, she doesn't take herself seriously.

    By anonymous, on June 21, 2007 20:34:14

33. Horrid! Oh please, my eyes are about to explode! My guts are turning inside out! Put that thing away!

    By anonymous, on June 22, 2007 04:34:32

34. last post!

    By evilcarlos, on June 22, 2007 05:48:44

35. that ass is as flat as the entire midwest

    By anonymous, on June 22, 2007 06:21:39

36. I hate her hair. :(

    By anonymous, on June 22, 2007 06:31:23

37. ok...the outfit is terrible. And she spends a little bit too much time fake and baking. But you guys all fall for it! She gets everyone talking...but in real life (or at least in interviews) she's not like that. She presents this persona, but its just for the public. She actually looks like she'd be alot of fun...as long as someone else picked out her outfit for her

    By anonymous, on June 22, 2007 06:47:36

38. She's a cunt in real life and a sweetie in interviews. Don't get it twisted.

    By anonymous, on June 22, 2007 06:49:38

39. You forgot to mention her flat ass.

    By bv, on June 22, 2007 07:44:08

40. I can't believe "Vickie" is the woman of the year unless it would be for Crack Ho of the year Biotch! Good lord someone please explain to me why anyone male or female would think this woman is attractive?

    By anonymous, on June 22, 2007 11:00:40

41. #1 attention seeker!! the girl can't pose she's got no charisma no talent the most unsexy person on the planet, who likes this idiot!?

    By hayden, on June 23, 2007 06:27:19

42. Those jeans give her a serious flat tea-bag ass. Just what we need anyway, yet another new line of crappy "designer" jeans.

    By anonymous, on June 23, 2007 19:40:05

43. "that embodies the values of the Californian jet set lifestyle,"
    
    WTF? She's lived in California for, what - ten minutes?

    By anonymous, on June 23, 2007 22:15:11

44. another beard

    By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 08:09:54

45. If she squatted down in just the right way she would look like a praying mantis. Only not as pretty.

    By anonymous, on June 25, 2007 16:57:29