Hey, if Zach can use those lines to sleep with stupid-young-impressionable sluts, then more power to him. I'm not going to rag on him for scoring some hot tail in New York or L.A.
If those lines actually work good for him. Any girl that would fall for that shit deserves to be used and abused for being so stupid. Then again, most of them probably just want to fuck a celebrity--any celebrity--just so they can brag to their friends. As ugly celebrities go Braff is alright below the neck so, meh. And Mandy Moore is always hot, Todd. C'mon!
if Zach wants to appeal to women he should get his plastic surgeon friend to operate on those gross, liver lips of his. A chin implant might help also.
Zach better watch out because NY ain't LA, nobody gives a sh*t about his dumb little movies or his gay-ass show and if he hits on the wrong dude's girl, a guy from Queens will knock him the f*ck out! I can only pray I'm in NY when it happens.
TheBig28 obviously went to Internet Tough Guy school and got a gold star during the Big Boy games. Here's a tip, fucko, Braff may use cheesy lines, but his "dumb little movies and gay-ass show" have made him enough bank that he could compliment your girl on her perky clit and she'd be on her knees with her mouth open like an ATM before you could get the mullet out of your eyes long enough to see that something was up.
A guy with a terrier and named it 'Roscoe'? Total pussy. Not to say you need a Rottweiller or a pit to be 'manly' but come on. And anyone who says 'bod' instead of body = pussy. Braff went to Northwestern like another handjob/d-list actor who employs the same schtick to get trim- David Schwimmer. Ross on Friends still used tired lines like Zach when he is goes out. He visits Chicago often and I saw him in action at Rockit (spelled that way) and it works. But there are enough pathetic girls who think fucking the guy from friends of Garden State is a badge of some sort. Let's hope they used contraception- getting knocked up by either one of them I will guarantee the kid has recessive lack of bone structure.
You're just being a dick for the sake of being a dick.
I mean, you say that about any celebrity here. Why did you single out Scrubs (Zach) and Mandy? Makes no sense.
As far as Scrubs, I never actually watched an episode until I caught some old re-runs these past few months and I can honestly say that I almost pissed my pants a few times. One of the funniest shows on TV, from what I can tell. I should start watching it on a regular basis.
And, no, I don't like the guy. If it's true what's being reported here, then he's a dumbass.
And as far as Mandy, yes, I do care about her. One of the few celebrities that I do like. She's a very nice girl and I don't see how anybody can say shit about her. If we all rip on Britney and Lindsay and Paris, then shouldn't we treat a genuinely good girl like Mandy differently? Of course we should. Unless we're assholes just looking to talk shit about anybody, whether they deserve it or not.
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By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 08:51:48
Mandy Moore has very big and ugly feet. That's all.
By onid, on June 15, 2007 08:54:04
Damn, well she's all the time hot in these pics.
By ticketlesskellyclarksonbastard, on June 15, 2007 08:56:18
You are right, he IS a douchebag
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 09:00:47
"You have a nice bottom." thanks, grandma. will you be commenting on my "heinie" next?
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 09:03:47
Hey, if Zach can use those lines to sleep with stupid-young-impressionable sluts, then more power to him. I'm not going to rag on him for scoring some hot tail in New York or L.A.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 09:10:01
Whores love fame. They wouldn't even look twice at this geek if he wasn't a celebrity. Dumb chicks.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 09:37:36
If those lines actually work good for him. Any girl that would fall for that shit deserves to be used and abused for being so stupid. Then again, most of them probably just want to fuck a celebrity--any celebrity--just so they can brag to their friends. As ugly celebrities go Braff is alright below the neck so, meh. And Mandy Moore is always hot, Todd. C'mon!
By dex, on June 15, 2007 10:34:36
yeah right. i dont believe that.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 10:37:11
if Zach wants to appeal to women he should get his plastic surgeon friend to operate on those gross, liver lips of his. A chin implant might help also.
By Glop, on June 15, 2007 11:17:10
Narcissists are insecure by nature. It is part of the personality disorder.
By MichelleK, on June 15, 2007 11:40:29
Whatever, I'd do him and he can use any of those shitty pick up lines on me.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 11:55:30
Zach is the biggest douchebag
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 12:04:26
Dumb fuck should have stayed with Mandy. She's a beautiful, classy, girl. A rarity in Hollywood.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 12:42:43
What the HELL, onid??
We're judging people by their FEET now???
Oh, wait. We're just judging WOMEN by their feet. Right, right, that makes total sense.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 13:33:47
Zach better watch out because NY ain't LA, nobody gives a sh*t about his dumb little movies or his gay-ass show and if he hits on the wrong dude's girl, a guy from Queens will knock him the f*ck out! I can only pray I'm in NY when it happens.
By TheBig28, on June 15, 2007 13:47:05
TheBig28 obviously went to Internet Tough Guy school and got a gold star during the Big Boy games. Here's a tip, fucko, Braff may use cheesy lines, but his "dumb little movies and gay-ass show" have made him enough bank that he could compliment your girl on her perky clit and she'd be on her knees with her mouth open like an ATM before you could get the mullet out of your eyes long enough to see that something was up.
Eat a bowl of dicks, you retard.
By Zombie Hitler, on June 15, 2007 14:21:16
Zombie Hitler must be a Braff fan. And he's calling someone else a retard. What a retard. Hehe.
Does anybody know if Braff goes both ways and if he has a secret lover?
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 14:52:57
People actually watch Scrubs and care about Mandy Moore? What dorks!
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 15:00:46
A guy with a terrier and named it 'Roscoe'? Total pussy. Not to say you need a Rottweiller or a pit to be 'manly' but come on. And anyone who says 'bod' instead of body = pussy. Braff went to Northwestern like another handjob/d-list actor who employs the same schtick to get trim- David Schwimmer. Ross on Friends still used tired lines like Zach when he is goes out. He visits Chicago often and I saw him in action at Rockit (spelled that way) and it works. But there are enough pathetic girls who think fucking the guy from friends of Garden State is a badge of some sort. Let's hope they used contraception- getting knocked up by either one of them I will guarantee the kid has recessive lack of bone structure.
By Lick it, on June 15, 2007 15:53:14
18:00:46,
You're just being a dick for the sake of being a dick.
I mean, you say that about any celebrity here. Why did you single out Scrubs (Zach) and Mandy? Makes no sense.
As far as Scrubs, I never actually watched an episode until I caught some old re-runs these past few months and I can honestly say that I almost pissed my pants a few times. One of the funniest shows on TV, from what I can tell. I should start watching it on a regular basis.
And, no, I don't like the guy. If it's true what's being reported here, then he's a dumbass.
And as far as Mandy, yes, I do care about her. One of the few celebrities that I do like. She's a very nice girl and I don't see how anybody can say shit about her. If we all rip on Britney and Lindsay and Paris, then shouldn't we treat a genuinely good girl like Mandy differently? Of course we should. Unless we're assholes just looking to talk shit about anybody, whether they deserve it or not.
So... grow up.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 16:25:55
*frowns* Have women not noticed that this guy is fucking ugly??? He's got that gutted fish look. YUCK!!
By anonymous, on June 15, 2007 18:01:19
typo:
I mean, you say that about any celebrity here. Why did you single out Scrubs (Zach) and Mandy? Makes no sense.
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I mean, you CAN say that about any celebrity here. Why did you single out Scrubs (Zach) and Mandy? Makes no sense.
By 19:25:55, on June 15, 2007 19:22:04
He is talented, cute, funny and so many other thing, those lies about him are beyond stupid!
By anonymous, on June 16, 2007 14:27:20
He is the cutest guy ever!
By anonymous, on June 16, 2007 14:28:12
always hot!
By anonymous, on June 16, 2007 19:49:25
So basically hes a douche because he goes out and tries to score some ass... Dumb...
By anonymous, on June 17, 2007 13:37:12
hes MINGING.
By saz, on June 18, 2007 05:33:21
yeah he is a douche and thats why mandy dumped his ass
By anonymous, on June 22, 2007 04:37:30
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