Yup, she's totally anorexic. And not only that, if you think she's hot you're a middle-aged pedophilic virgin who lives in their mama's basement.
Have I covered all the bases here?
No, wait. She's too fat. She's got a gunt. And if you think she's hot then you're a middle-aged fatty lovin' virgin who lives in their mama's basement. And secretly listens to Kelly Clarkson.
yo yo YO YO!!! Bitch too skinny. Bitch is bulexic. Bitch is anemic. I'd much rather fuck Star Jones (pre-astrologic bypass), Orpah, Beyonce, Star Jones, Serena, Venus, Jupiter, Star Jones, Esther Rolle, Robin Quivers...yo, did I mention Star Jones?
Anyway, bitch too skinny. Bitch need a cheesburger. Bitch need some fried chicken. Bitch need some pig's feet, some cornbread, some watermelon, some collared greens, some BBQ ribs, some grape soda, some pork rinds, some chitlins, some turkey neck, some candy-corn, some ham sammiches, some Hawaiian Punch.
Um, what is so fucking sexy about seeing a girls ribcage?? And those little mosquito bumps she calls tits make up for her emaciated appearance? Gross, like fucking a bag of steak knives.
Um, what is so fucking sexy about seeing a girls ribcage?? And those little mosquito bumps she calls tits make up for her emaciated appearance? Gross, like fucking a bag of steak knives
Now it's time for another game of "Fat Girl or Black Guy?"
"A herd of fat girls and black guys should be here any minute to call her "anorexic"...wait for it...wait for it..."
I was thinking the exact opposite. I was thinking, "She's pretty but built like a 10 year old boy... a bunch of skinny white boys will post shes the perfect woman. wait for it... wait for it..."
Quick, you guys needs to post some pictures that your readers think are hot: Kelly Clarkson, Serena Williams, Beyonce, you know the type: 160 pounds or higher.
Did you know she does work for multiple sclerosis? Her dad has it. She helps out the National MS Society a lot. Beautiful and a good heart. http://youtube.com/watch?v=hey10tUuYlQ
SHE IS CERTNLY VERY CROSS EYED AND THE BAKINI IS UGLY BUT SHE IS A LOVELY WOMAN EVEN SO I DO NOT THINK SHE IS ANEREXC BUT JUST VERY THNI ANEREXIC IS VERY UGLY BODY WITH MANY BONS STIKING OUT AND SAGGIN SKIN BUT SHE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THAT I WISH SHE WOOLD NOT SMOKE THOGH BECUSE SMOKIN WILL RUIN HER BEYUTY ONE DAY IT IS WRINKEL MAKER AND GIVES UNDER EYE BAGS SO SHE HAD BETER WATCH THE CIGERETTS AND QUIT OR SHE WILL NOT BE A GOOD MODAL ANYMORE !!!JANIECE DICKENSIN!!!
Yikes, "gisele is pretier" learn how to spell! I mean we all know that gisele is pretty but do ya have to maker her look like an idiot too? I think Latitia Casta was one of the most delicious VS models ever, next to Tyra (back in the day) even Heidi Klum could fill out a swimsuit. I don't know what's up with this new batch of skinny bitches.
Yeah, I didn't catch the fake looking breasts until someone else mentioned "bolt ons". Her tits are definitely high up there and suspiciously firm. Definately a boob job, a good one, but a boob job nonetheless. I wonder how many guys would be saying how hot she is if she were still flatchested? It's typical, pretty girls don't get noticed until they get fake tits and lose 20lbs. Fake tits are awesome but when a model gets them, it seems so desperately hungry.
thin? yes elegant? maybe pelvis vains in pic 5? gross smoking and tanning? wrong earrings? too big, too heavy hair with highlights? not original bikini colours? too many belly skin? too thin lips? inexistant models are so ugly these days
Not all the girls who post here are "fat chicks" who are pissed off cause some men would like to fuck Alessandra. Lots of girls, after all, live the lez life and couldn't give a fuck what men want to stick their cocks in. Not all girls even LIKE dick.
I'm just saying: boys, get over yourselves. Most of you probably resemble the guy in those black and white shorts. That's one sexy beer gut.
As for AA, she's hot, albeit a little bony. I'd fuck her.
PS: I would've fucked Kelly, circa the gold dress at the MTV Awards or wherever that was. Now she seems a little confused by her body.
shes hot and she looks great i'd love to see some of the people who are posting here in their bathing suits on the beach...THEN we will talk about who is AVERAGE or just plan unattractive and could stand to go to the gym.
Hating on the beautiful really just means that you hate yourself and cant stand to see someone else who is pretty and thin.
The smoking is an ugly habit. It makes you stink, makes your teeth and breath gross, and ages you before your time. Ambrosio looks gorgeous now, but won't look anything like this in 8 - 10 years.
34 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI would first like to say that I like her. She is pretty smoking hot! Nice work!
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 09:56:46
Goddamn...perfection.
A herd of fat girls and black guys should be here any minute to call her "anorexic"...wait for it...wait for it...
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 10:00:37
Yup, she's totally anorexic. And not only that, if you think she's hot you're a middle-aged pedophilic virgin who lives in their mama's basement.
Have I covered all the bases here?
No, wait. She's too fat. She's got a gunt. And if you think she's hot then you're a middle-aged fatty lovin' virgin who lives in their mama's basement. And secretly listens to Kelly Clarkson.
There. That should do nicely.
By Vigilante, on July 5, 2007 10:14:55
Pic 2 ruined it for me. Nothing worse than seeing a beautiful girl sucking on a fag.
By Blingy Washington's Publicist, on July 5, 2007 10:17:01
She is so damn hot...too bad she ruins it by sucking on a cancer stick.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 10:17:54
Nice teeth
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 10:19:04
The pics where she's taking off her white shorts are almost identical to the back cover of "Backdoor Brazilian Shemales Part XXII"
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 10:26:18
yo yo YO YO!!!
Bitch too skinny. Bitch is bulexic. Bitch is anemic. I'd much rather fuck Star Jones (pre-astrologic bypass), Orpah, Beyonce, Star Jones, Serena, Venus, Jupiter, Star Jones, Esther Rolle, Robin Quivers...yo, did I mention Star Jones?
Anyway, bitch too skinny. Bitch need a cheesburger. Bitch need some fried chicken. Bitch need some pig's feet, some cornbread, some watermelon, some collared greens, some BBQ ribs, some grape soda, some pork rinds, some chitlins, some turkey neck, some candy-corn, some ham sammiches, some Hawaiian Punch.
Bitch need to get her eat on. Ya heard?
By Blingy Washington, on July 5, 2007 10:27:39
Um, what is so fucking sexy about seeing a girls ribcage?? And those little mosquito bumps she calls tits make up for her emaciated appearance? Gross, like fucking a bag of steak knives.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 10:31:25
Um, what is so fucking sexy about seeing a girls ribcage?? And those little mosquito bumps she calls tits make up for her emaciated appearance? Gross, like fucking a bag of steak knives
Now it's time for another game of "Fat Girl or Black Guy?"
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 10:35:02
"A herd of fat girls and black guys should be here any minute to call her "anorexic"...wait for it...wait for it..."
I was thinking the exact opposite. I was thinking, "She's pretty but built like a 10 year old boy... a bunch of skinny white boys will post shes the perfect woman. wait for it... wait for it..."
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 10:38:13
"fat girl or black guy" huh? How about "closet fag living in his mom's basement"?? It must suck having a small penis!
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 10:38:47
Skinny with bolt-ons and a manface. Yeah, perfect.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 10:41:45
So, you're a closet fag if you think a Victoria's Secret model is hot? OK.....
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 10:43:35
Quick, you guys needs to post some pictures that your readers think are hot: Kelly Clarkson, Serena Williams, Beyonce, you know the type: 160 pounds or higher.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 10:45:52
Did you know she does work for multiple sclerosis? Her dad has it. She helps out the National MS Society a lot. Beautiful and a good heart. http://youtube.com/watch?v=hey10tUuYlQ
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 10:59:13
Interesting. I always thought she had kind of an MS face...
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 11:00:19
She's a smoker. Once she realized she has to quit and doesn't have the power to eat right, she will balloon up into a Kelly Clarkson.
By just-this-guy, on July 5, 2007 11:19:14
She helps out the National MS Society a lot.
i had pretty much guessed it wasn't the National Lung Cancer Society.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 11:27:29
I have to deduct hotness points because she's a smoker. Not many, though.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 11:37:58
SHE IS CERTNLY VERY CROSS EYED AND THE BAKINI IS UGLY BUT SHE IS A LOVELY WOMAN EVEN SO I DO NOT THINK SHE IS ANEREXC BUT JUST VERY THNI ANEREXIC IS VERY UGLY BODY WITH MANY BONS STIKING OUT AND SAGGIN SKIN BUT SHE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE THAT I WISH SHE WOOLD NOT SMOKE THOGH BECUSE SMOKIN WILL RUIN HER BEYUTY ONE DAY IT IS WRINKEL MAKER AND GIVES UNDER EYE BAGS SO SHE HAD BETER WATCH THE CIGERETTS AND QUIT OR SHE WILL NOT BE A GOOD MODAL ANYMORE !!!JANIECE DICKENSIN!!!
By GISELE IS PRETIER, on July 5, 2007 11:39:16
Yikes, "gisele is pretier" learn how to spell! I mean we all know that gisele is pretty but do ya have to maker her look like an idiot too? I think Latitia Casta was one of the most delicious VS models ever, next to Tyra (back in the day) even Heidi Klum could fill out a swimsuit. I don't know what's up with this new batch of skinny bitches.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 12:50:04
Yeah, I didn't catch the fake looking breasts until someone else mentioned "bolt ons". Her tits are definitely high up there and suspiciously firm. Definately a boob job, a good one, but a boob job nonetheless. I wonder how many guys would be saying how hot she is if she were still flatchested? It's typical, pretty girls don't get noticed until they get fake tits and lose 20lbs. Fake tits are awesome but when a model gets them, it seems so desperately hungry.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 12:55:02
Skinny and a smoker...
What more could a man want in a woman... seriously? If she's willing to stick a fag in her mouth I'm sure she'll try other things.
Than again she might start complaining about caloriess
By SoggyCornflakes.com, on July 5, 2007 13:31:40
she could lose a couple pounds.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 14:05:04
thin? yes
elegant? maybe
pelvis vains in pic 5? gross
smoking and tanning? wrong
earrings? too big, too heavy
hair with highlights? not original
bikini colours? too many
belly skin? too thin
lips? inexistant
models are so ugly these days
By laeticia casta's dream lover, on July 5, 2007 14:52:57
the guy in the background of the banner pic is contemplating a game of grabass.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 15:20:15
She is beautiful, and y'all know it!
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 15:58:46
I never thought I would say this... Hillary was pretty sometimes but now... She IS HOT... That ass... Man... That ass...
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 16:18:46
What's with the ugly bikini top? It's like psychedelic macrame boobs. Yuck.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 16:47:11
She has an ok face, but her legs are gross. She has toothpicks for legs and her knees are disgusting, way too bony.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 18:57:05
Not all the girls who post here are "fat chicks" who are pissed off cause some men would like to fuck Alessandra. Lots of girls, after all, live the lez life and couldn't give a fuck what men want to stick their cocks in. Not all girls even LIKE dick.
I'm just saying: boys, get over yourselves. Most of you probably resemble the guy in those black and white shorts. That's one sexy beer gut.
As for AA, she's hot, albeit a little bony. I'd fuck her.
PS: I would've fucked Kelly, circa the gold dress at the MTV Awards or wherever that was. Now she seems a little confused by her body.
By Jen, on July 6, 2007 08:31:13
shes hot and she looks great
i'd love to see some of the people who are posting here in their bathing suits on the beach...THEN we will talk about who is AVERAGE or just plan unattractive and could stand to go to the gym.
Hating on the beautiful really just means that you hate yourself and cant stand to see someone else who is pretty and thin.
By v, on July 6, 2007 08:46:33
The smoking is an ugly habit. It makes you stink, makes your teeth and breath gross, and ages you before your time. Ambrosio looks gorgeous now, but won't look anything like this in 8 - 10 years.
By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 08:48:14
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