Amy Winehouse is Undead

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  1. what the fuck is that growth on the back of her head?

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 09:25:50

  2. Who is this chick? I hear about her all over the web, she's ugly as sin, and has the weirdest fucking hair cut I've ever seen.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 09:26:03

  3. Winehouse is reprising Christian Bale's role as Trevor Reznik in The Machinist.

    By i don't like you in any way, on July 18, 2007 09:27:33

  4. The next time they try to make her go to rehab, she should just pack her things and do everything they say.

    By Cwazola, on July 18, 2007 09:28:10

  5. Ha! Good one about the warning shot and her wanting to eat your brain. Keep 'em coming.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 09:30:49

  6. Holy crap, that's the same person in that linked photo? Crack is one helluva drug.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 09:35:07

  7. Run over by an oldy gypsy woman? Seems like that is the exact look she is going for. She must keep her crystal ball (and her crystal meth for that matter) in that goiter she has growing on her head. She doesn't need rehab, she needs reanimation. I imagine she smells like cigarettes, gin and dead fish...yuck.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 09:37:52

  8. Nice tattoos, Butch........

    Way to take it to a whole new level of femininity!

    By joejoe, on July 18, 2007 09:38:26

  9. Lay off her. In many crack and heroin addict circles this bitch is a smoke show!

    By Show us your ribs, on July 18, 2007 09:39:15

  10. wow..she used to look like a real woman

    By mr. b, on July 18, 2007 09:42:58

  11. Never heard her stuff, but gee, let me guess, her music is angry and vaginal. Am I close?

    By J-Bird, on July 18, 2007 09:53:24

  12. Winehouse isn't her given name, it's only a nickname: In order to trick a guy into fucking her, she has to make him drink all the wine in her house.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 09:54:51

  13. Um, isn't that a dude?

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 09:54:51

  14. What the hell is in her shorts? I bet her real name use to be Andy Winehouse.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 09:55:47

  15. Nice "Thinner" reference. Does she have implants by the way? I've never seen such a skinny woman with big fatbags.

    By Lale, on July 18, 2007 09:56:14

  16. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 09:57:41

  17. SHE is ONLY 23?!?! Looks like she rode from California to New York on a Harley without a helmet... ouch!

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:02:25

  18. "Never heard her stuff, but gee, let me guess, her music is angry and vaginal. Am I close?"

    Nope. She sounds like some wannabe 1950's fat black woman doing rehashed hits of yesteryear.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:04:10

  19. Can she please comb her fucking hair? Or maybe she just got hit in the head with a big round stone or something, and it got stuck there, so she combs over it so she wont be called gigant disgusting stone head. Too bad her new nickname is ulgy non-showering womit bitch.

    By Ellen, on July 18, 2007 10:04:57

  20. SHE is damn ugly and i cant stand her voice, its disturbing

    By THE PUNISHER, on July 18, 2007 10:05:47

  21. she has a penis

    By shemakesmegag, on July 18, 2007 10:06:04

  22. what the fuck

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:06:31

  23. Ouch!

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:08:11

  24. That might be the single funniest paragraph/caption I have ever read underneath a photo. The gypsy comment sealed it. Kudos

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:09:19

  25. I have no idea who this is, but she USED to look like a woman.

    LOL on the "warning shot."

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:14:26

  26. Oh my goodness she looks like a pre-op (male - female) and a strung out heroin addict at that.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:15:48

  27. Can you say Auschwitz?

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:25:17

  28. Todd, are you really sure that other girl in the picture is her? You must be wrong. Must be.

    Skip the warning shot...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... oh, now my belly hurts.

    By RYASURE?, on July 18, 2007 10:25:50

  29. That bulge is disturbing

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:26:00

  30. By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:30:48

  31. crystal meth is a helluva drug

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:33:45

  32. Yeesh. I'm going out for double cheeseburgers. Anyone want one? Amy? Amy? Cheeseburger? How about an avacado IV drip?

    Vitamin water?

    By Vigilante, on July 18, 2007 10:35:51

  33. You know, whoever dressed this 12-year-old hispanic boy like this should be ashamed of themselves. That's not nice.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:41:04

  34. Is she a Jew?

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:44:06

  35. Ok the article in 13:30:48 is ridiculous! Are we supposed to believe that?? Nobody looks like that from working out too much!

    If that were true, she would either be way more toned or have been hospitalized for exhaustion long ago

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:46:43

  36. Looks like a female impersonator - a very bad female impersonator.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:51:59

  37. Who the fuck is this chick? There's pictures of her all over the internets; but what does she do? Other than be ugly as sin.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:55:47

  38. "faces of meth" strikes again =(

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 11:16:39

  39. Ummmm....yeh. It's clear that she's not only a whino, she is on the Meth. She looks like the stereotypical junkie, my friends. Sad, but true. look at her weight loss, her skin, her hair-which is fake now because her real hair went thin and fell out, look at her viens. Junk, Fuck.

    By Iknowwhatimtalkingabout, on July 18, 2007 11:17:28

  40. By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 11:24:51

  41. check out the open sore on her right arm:

    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20070718/amy%20winehouse%20july%2016/big_aw5a.html

    pick pick pick scratch scratch

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 11:26:07

  42. amy winehouse should go to rehab, she should go go go

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 11:32:26

  43. She should really have that tumor on the back of her head looked at.....

    By Sorceressss, on July 18, 2007 11:36:16

  44. It's a fucking undead, cut it's head off!

    By Jester959, on July 18, 2007 11:36:17

  45. Anyone else see this and think of John Leguizamo in "To Wong Foo..."? Except John looked more feminine...

    By Ann Nonimous, on July 18, 2007 11:42:56

  46. okay someone please educate me about meth. Why do all those people on the "faces of meth" page have sores?

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 11:53:29

  47. Meth can keep you up for days if you do a lot of it and you get so weirded out from being up too long you start seeing things on your body and obsessively pick at them. Most people pick at their faces, arms, and legs, and it's also because they don't shower often and start to break out and pick at their pimples and ingrown hairs. Very glamorous.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 11:58:37

  48. she was much prettier then.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 12:00:52

  49. th@ really sux she used 2 b so hot...i feel like force-feeding her some twinkies

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 12:09:08

  50. wow she actually used to look human and female! i never knew.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 12:34:05

  51. fodder for nightmares, this and posh.

    jesus todd, does your calendar say Skinny Skank Day today?

    By finn, on July 18, 2007 12:44:59

  52. Her music SUCKS, who is listening to it enough for her to be popular? I heard that rehab song and it was stupid. Who the hell listens to that shit, and actually LIKES it?

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 12:59:15

  53. The toxins in meth come out of your body anyway it can. Your pores suffer from it. The more the meth, the more cyst(not sure I spelled that right). I've seen people who have them all over their face, or their back, or arms or all over. Yes, they get weirded-out and pick, but they don't pick untill they make sores, the sores are first giant zits full of rejected battery acid. I'm from Kentucky, Meth-head USA, trust me I know these people.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 13:31:59

  54. Damn Keith Richards looks healthier than that!!

    She looks like a total meth. head!!!

    By DOC, on July 18, 2007 13:44:46

  55. Actually, her music is pretty damn amazing and a refreshing breath of fresh air in an otherwise terrible music industry right now. Sorry most of you aren't secure in your masculinity enough to admit if a woman who makes music that might not be your favorite style is talented as hell regardless.

    She does look pretty much undead, but her music is great.

    By Peezy, on July 18, 2007 14:40:35

  56. Making a song which tries to make it cool to tell people to fuck off who care enough about you to recommend rehab isn't cool in any way. Her fans are meth heads and future meth heads. She's even missing a tooth because of her meth addiction! This is no one anyone should be fan of especially since her most famous song is that won't go to rehab song.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 14:45:06

  57. her missing meth tooth is really sexy!

    http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/butasamb/bloggin/amy.jpg

    receding meth gumlines are hawt!!

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 14:47:56

  58. The only person I have ever seen carry off the "anorexic look" would have to be Audrey Hepburn.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 14:49:54

  59. Didn't George Carlin cover this kind of madness a few years ago when he said, "Rich, spoiled, little bitch don't want eat . . . fuck her. Let her starve."

    By uncledaddy, on July 18, 2007 14:50:44

  60. WOW, this is sad, she is killing herself, someone (relative) should intervene and get her some help before she dies.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 15:04:11

  61. What kind of fuckery is this!

    By looker, on July 18, 2007 15:06:37

  62. "Her fans are meth heads and future meth heads."

    You are a true moron. Does that mena only addicts and drunks liked Janis Joplin? or Jimi Hendrix?

    I am not an addict, at my age I won't be picking it up anytime soon, lol, and it's not even my style of music. But I think she is amazingly talented, great music.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 15:23:10

  63. Those are the worst tats I've ever seen. She's on the cover of SPIN this month and it looked like the tats were drawn on with magic marker.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 15:59:52

  64. Moronic would be comparing this thing to Joplin or Hendrix.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 16:02:18

  65. "Moronic would be comparing this thing to Joplin or Hendrix."

    AMEN!!

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 17:27:29

  66. Maybe it's just me, but i always see a bulge in her shorts like she has a penis. WTF?

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 18:03:11

  67. She looked pretty good in the before picture.
    "cocaine is a helluva drug ..."

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 18:26:36

  68. OK tell the truth,this is really a guy?????? right

    By blue1965, on July 18, 2007 18:40:11

  69. I love the Stephen King "Thinner" reference. That made me just about roll on the floor. Her song Rehab is playing endlessly on our local radio station but this is the first time I've seen her for real...she looks ghastly! Surely she can't be in her 20's...that would just not be true...

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 19:48:52

  70. She...IS...an old gypsy woman.

    Todd, I think you misplaced your Kazakstani gypsy-detecting crystals.

    Look under your dad's stolen Playboy. The one with Bijou Phillips. Since no one reads that one, I can see why it may have lain untouched for a bit.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 20:05:51

  71. At least the Gorgon spared you and didn't smile

    By Ang, on July 18, 2007 21:11:14

  72. *Vomits*

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 23:25:10

  73. Stop, you are killing me!!1!

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 07:32:13

  74. WOW, Amy Winehouse is a MESS now!

    By V. Smith, on July 19, 2007 09:19:26

  75. crystal meth is called srystal meth for a reason: it develops....drumroll please! CRYSTALLINE in your blood stream and that shit itches up underneath your skin, that's why they are so scabby because they are always trying to scratch at it.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 09:58:27

  76. "What kind of fuckery is this!"

    Hah!

    But seriously, can we have some pictures of Lilly Allen instead? This is making me nauseated.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 14:54:40

  77. I love how the "drug experts" always rush to the keyboard to spew their fun facts about the effects of blah blah on your blah blah blah. Like anyone really gives a flying fuck.

    The best is when there is a picture of a pill with these celebs.
    "No, it's totally noproxaphanlyaphyderidrexal, and it's used to turn you urine blue and make you grow horns, and then you grind up the horns in a mortar and pestle and snort them, and then you can eat your own shit and you get totally stoned, but it makes you get zits and your fingernails turn florescent yellow and people start calling you Paul".

    By J-Bird, on July 19, 2007 19:22:14

  78. GROSS!!! Its a dude trying so hard to hide his penis.

    By WHATEVER, on July 19, 2007 19:47:26

  79. One of the finest captions this side of the Atlantic. We are not worthy...

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 20:46:37

  80. she needs to lay off the meth

    By dina, on July 19, 2007 22:00:55

  81. Damn what fucking drugs do to the body see people stop doing drugs or you will look like her

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 10:25:02

  82. Meth? lol. She's from London not Midwest America. And she's rich. If anything, it's the finest cocaine.

    Love her music.

    By Rachel, on July 20, 2007 10:33:14

  83. Yeah, coke addicts are so much cooler.

    Rachel, just blow me, OK?

    By J-Bird, on July 20, 2007 10:53:10

  84. i think she is a great singer, however she needs to be able to go on stage and perform without taking drugs first!!!!!

    By anonymous, on July 22, 2007 16:04:21

  85. I hate to see her like this. She used to be a pretty decent looking woman. Still, I love her music.

    By Abe Vigoda's Ghost, on July 26, 2007 15:28:56

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