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Another Lindsay Lohan Movie Sucks

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I miss The Parent Trap...

I mean, what the fuck happened!!??!!

By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 08:14:19
Wow, this is turning out to be a really great Monday.

By Vigilante, on July 30, 2007 08:20:39
mean girls was the pinnacle of her success

By tyna fay, on July 30, 2007 09:16:04
She's beautiful.

By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 09:21:34
She's ugly.

By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 09:22:00
Please ignore her.

By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 10:14:15
I'm in love with her.

I'd fuck every orifice on her body. Nose, ear, ect...

By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 10:21:03
She's vile.

By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 10:22:59
goodbye Lindsay your 15 mins are up, see ya at K-mart

By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 10:25:19
What's said, is it actually made money. People actually went and paid money to see it

By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 11:04:24
Your drugs are showing...Just go away!

By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 11:15:49
Seriously, when did she have time to film this? Wasn't it only a few months ago that they were talking about her Georgia Rules' set troubles? I miss The Parent Trap too. She was an acceptable replacement for Hayley Mills. Mean Girls was pretty funny too, but she needs to fade away now.

By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 11:53:35
After wasting two hours to go see a total mess, I came up with a new title for the movie: "i know who killed my career"

By KIRK, on July 30, 2007 12:17:41
There was no set. Some guy just filmed Lindsay in a bar a few times and cut and pasted other scenes around it and said it was a movie ... 3.4 million is preety good considering it cost 15 dollars ...

By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 12:35:02
Why are these actresses allowed to take roles as strippers and not take it all off? Lindsay, Jessica Alba, Natalie Portman... the list goes on. It's like Tobey Maguire taking the Spiderman role but refusing to wear the suit.

By Cwazola, on July 30, 2007 13:12:20
I'd gladly spend the better part of the afternoon, 3 or 4 hours maybe, licking her fiery crotch.

By J-Bird, on July 30, 2007 14:17:21
Don't worry about Linz. between pay per view, pre-teen video and international sales, she'll do fine.

By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 14:20:14
Yeah, Cwazola. And she said she wanted to be "taken seriously" and "win an Oscar."

By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 14:30:12
"Win an Oscar"??

You must be mistaken. She said she wanted to DO an Oscar. As in weiner. She might want to do the statuette as well, but I don't think the base is wide enough to prevent the whole thing from getting lost in her fiery nether-regions.

By Vigilante, on July 30, 2007 15:07:42
Hey Dina!

Still think your piece of trash daughter is going to win an Oscar?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Ooba Gooba, on July 30, 2007 15:10:50
She is still pretty, and don't deny it-she is very attractive. Mean Girls was hilarious, especially that Lacey/Gretchen character.

By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 16:13:49
This movie will be looked back on as a classic. So will Georgia Rule. They are something different and people are too stupid and blind to notice, that's all.

Who cares who wins an Oscar? Make a Holocaust movie, win an Oscar -- that's all it is. People will watch these Lohan movies 60 years from now, she's fascinating.

By Michael ( not Lohan ), on July 30, 2007 18:43:00
Is it just me or does the trailer give off a "Saw sequel" vibe? Something about the voice, the watching, what's being said...

By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 19:47:55
Lohan proves that you can be thin and have boobs, but your body can still oddly be icky looking.

By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 19:56:55
yeah, i have to call bullshit on the taking a role as a stripper and not stripping.... lame-o-rama.

By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 20:25:24
Debbie Gibson just went up a notch on the respect yardstick, just as Lindsay Lohan moved past her...down another notch. She's well into "has-been" territory now.

By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 21:56:42
omg. that trailer scared the shit out of me.

not even being sarcastic.

no me gusta el spectator

By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 22:01:58
<B>This movie will be looked back on as a classic. So will Georgia Rule. They are something different and people are too stupid and blind to notice, that's all.

Who cares who wins an Oscar? Make a Holocaust movie, win an Oscar -- that's all it is. People will watch these Lohan movies 60 years from now, she's fascinating.

By Michael ( not Lohan ), on July 30, 2007 18:43:00<B>

Are you serious? You think people are going to watch this shit 60 years from now? "Georgia Rule" is a fucking classic?

*Directors* win Oscars by making holocaust movies. *Actors* win Oscars by not being shitty actors in shitty films.

I'm the first one to say that I LOVE mean girls. And freaky friday, actually. But the more I think of them the more I think maybe I liked them for the "supporting" cast.

Sorry, Lindsay's boat has sailed, at least for me. The only reason I find her slightly less reprehensible than Brit-Brit is because at least Lindsay isn't the mother of 2 <I>and</I> a crack whore. She's just a crack whore.

By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 08:16:40
she was a child star, its over for her....hollywood stop hiring her for movies she is damaged goods. time to move on to other better actresses that aren't media whores

By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 09:09:28
Lindsay's legs are the longest thing on her body. She looks bizarre, why is her navel on her chest, could she be an undercover alien from Xenu!?

By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:06:40
i thought the movie sucked. lohan's awkward body and dancing sucked too. she is not a good stripper and her breast implants suck. when her legs were getting cut off in the theater i went too ppl started laughing. it was pretty surreal. her career is dead.

By dennis, on August 10, 2007 13:05:18
Lindsay just suck! wat da hell happened 2 her? i hope she wakes up 2 reality!!!

By anonymous, on August 18, 2007 14:31:08