Damn, Britney is trying her damnedest to look 'seductive' and whatnot...
I suppose the strip club visit was 'Career Day' for Brit. And bless her halfwit heart for trying to hard to catch the eye of one if the club's resident career-managing-motorcycle-riding felons.
It's any wonder her career isn't currently being managed by someone who prefers to be called 'Half Gram Gonzales'....
"Fuck what you guys are saying, Britney has a beautiful ass. Damn I like her now."
Her ass really looks like it has acne scars all over it since it has so many dimples. She's wearing dancer stockings to hide her cellulite. P.S. You're dumb.
How bad would it suck if you had a "I'm dumb as fuck" look on your face 24/7? Honestly I can't believe she is still allowed to keep her children. Bitch should be taken out behind the chemical shed and put down like lame horse.
OK.....the ass is starting to get a little "larger" but than again I am in my 40s (early 40s ....I swear). But on a lighter note...if I ran across her in a bar and she was willing and I was waiting....consider her "tagged"......wow...guess I better think about my dignity.......oh hell....I just tagged "Brittney" !!!!!
Jesus, now that the tears have stopped rolling I can type this properly...
I'd just finished telling a guy in the office about these pics and I guess he just went over and logged on to the site to see. I didn't hear anything for about thirty seconds and then he yelled:
"BEEF! IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER!"
Holy shit, I thought I was gonna die! He doesn't want to post it, but I thought it was worth mentioning. 'Cuz it's funny. And I'm a bitch.
britney wishes her ass looked like that in real life. and even with the industrial-strength fishnet support, it's not that nice. put some damn pants on, mother-of-two hasbeen.
On her lower left buttcheek (in the "this is what her ass and legs really look like" link) you can see what is most likely a lipo scar. She was reported to have had lipo some months ago but beefed back up pretty quickly. Britney, you can have lipo but if you keep downing 10,000 calories a day and don't work out you aren't going to look good!
HER ASS IS AS BIG AS ALL OUT DOORS. A BIG BIG FAT ASS, AREN'T THOSE THE FISHNETS SHE WAS TRYING ON THAT WAS HER DANCERS? THAT IS JUST NASTY.WEARING SOMEONE ELSES PUDDING ALL DAY AND THEN BEING PHOTO'D IN IT. SHE IS OUT OF HER MIND CAN'T YOU TELL? SHE IS A CRANK WHORE
There would be less threat of kidnapping if Britney Spears would choose to stay out of the limelight. The way I see it, she is doing everything she can to stay in the public eye.
Want those two boys to lose the threat of kidnappers? Give them to a grandparent to raise.
Britney's lawyer, Wasser needs to tell her client that her boys would be a lot safer when she decides to stop seeking out publicity with her inane eratic behavior--especially when the young toddlers are out with her in public. The Las Vegas trip is a good example of how she could have chosen a quiet resort in California or a more condusive place to take the boys for a trip.
how sweet jacob greenspan. just because i browsed through this story, it doesn't make me half-literate... I quickly wrote something as soon as my grossed out reaction to the photos compelled my hands to type. I didnt sit there and study other comments, the story or photos.
We cant all be as jewey as you and become real anal when it comes to these comments. its supposed to be fun, shit talking. I didnt know i had to take down my university degree off the wall and put all my proper grammar and punctuation skills to work on this.
Oy Vey! No go make me sum fucken bagels for the morning, I gotta go to work early and I hate waiting in line at einsteins.
46 Comments:
Leave Your CommentC'mon! I was trying to eat lunch. Enough with cracker ass already. Jeez...
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 09:20:11
Is this the fall ad teaser for "united colors of" benetton?
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 09:25:15
this thing is such a stupid whore, anyone around her is a stupid whore by association.
By wegfyu, on July 31, 2007 09:27:37
Todd, Is that you???
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 09:29:27
Nice. Excuse me please, while I go stab my eyes out with this pen.
By Vigilante, on July 31, 2007 09:34:27
what's wrong?
By pete, on July 31, 2007 09:43:57
I'm glad she wore those stripper fishnets so we don't have to see all of her cellulite again. Thank God for fishnets.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 09:45:49
Fuck what you guys are saying, Britney has a beautiful ass. Damn I like her now.
By Royal, on July 31, 2007 09:57:43
Anyone know what brand of razor she uses to shave her back?
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 10:04:42
Damn, Britney is trying her damnedest to look 'seductive' and whatnot...
I suppose the strip club visit was 'Career Day' for Brit. And bless her halfwit heart for trying to hard to catch the eye of one if the club's resident career-managing-motorcycle-riding felons.
It's any wonder her career isn't currently being managed by someone who prefers to be called 'Half Gram Gonzales'....
By joejoe, on July 31, 2007 10:06:29
one OF**
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I long for you, absent 'Preview Comment' button...:P
By joejoe, on July 31, 2007 10:07:43
she'd look better if she bagged her damn-fool-stupid-looking head!
By a'nal dis'charge, on July 31, 2007 10:29:40
Is her career over yet?
By simone12, on July 31, 2007 10:29:56
Is her career over yet?
By simone12, on July 31, 2007 10:30:00
I prefer the NSFW pix.
By rip, on July 31, 2007 10:33:52
Ok Britney, make the damn porno flick and get it over with, Ok?
I'm looking at my watch waiting for that shoe to drop.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 10:37:42
Her ass is looking pretty good in that thong. Now all we need is for Toby to scoot to the left so I can beat off to this.
By J-Bird, on July 31, 2007 10:41:22
"Fuck what you guys are saying, Britney has a beautiful ass. Damn I like her now."
Her ass really looks like it has acne scars all over it since it has so many dimples. She's wearing dancer stockings to hide her cellulite. P.S. You're dumb.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 10:48:23
How bad would it suck if you had a "I'm dumb as fuck" look on your face 24/7? Honestly I can't believe she is still allowed to keep her children. Bitch should be taken out behind the chemical shed and put down like lame horse.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 10:52:37
She does have a nice plump ass... I'd still hit it
By Hefe, on July 31, 2007 10:56:02
Her ass only looks good in fishnets and jeans, and she still has fugly sagging tits. She's a pig. K-Fag should have gotten full custody.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 11:00:04
back dat thang up! (i'm talking to the dude)
By dummy, on July 31, 2007 11:02:32
It is a sad day when noone can argue the fact that yes, K-Fed should have been awarded custody. At least they'd end up safe with Shar.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 11:06:15
Those pics were taken months ago. Hopefully she won't do this again...uh, yeah, right.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 11:06:34
yawn..
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 11:08:22
OK.....the ass is starting to get a little "larger" but than again I am in my 40s (early 40s ....I swear). But on a lighter note...if I ran across her in a bar and she was willing and I was waiting....consider her "tagged"......wow...guess I better think about my dignity.......oh hell....I just tagged "Brittney" !!!!!
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 11:19:40
^ everyone would just say "ew gross" when you tried to brag about it.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 11:20:41
11:19, please say you mean tagged like tagging her and than releasing her back into the wild. Because sex with a water buffalo is just gross man.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 11:33:54
Jesus, now that the tears have stopped rolling I can type this properly...
I'd just finished telling a guy in the office about these pics and I guess he just went over and logged on to the site to see. I didn't hear anything for about thirty seconds and then he yelled:
"BEEF! IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER!"
Holy shit, I thought I was gonna die! He doesn't want to post it, but I thought it was worth mentioning. 'Cuz it's funny. And I'm a bitch.
By Vigilante, on July 31, 2007 12:08:52
The other chick is hot.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 12:29:51
britney wishes her ass looked like that in real life. and even with the industrial-strength fishnet support, it's not that nice. put some damn pants on, mother-of-two hasbeen.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 12:36:52
On her lower left buttcheek (in the "this is what her ass and legs really look like" link) you can see what is most likely a lipo scar. She was reported to have had lipo some months ago but beefed back up pretty quickly.
Britney, you can have lipo but if you keep downing 10,000 calories a day and don't work out you aren't going to look good!
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 13:57:37
the guy has a finer ass than her
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 14:39:03
HER ASS IS AS BIG AS ALL OUT DOORS. A BIG BIG FAT ASS, AREN'T THOSE THE FISHNETS SHE WAS TRYING ON THAT WAS HER DANCERS? THAT IS JUST NASTY.WEARING SOMEONE ELSES PUDDING ALL DAY AND THEN BEING PHOTO'D IN IT. SHE IS OUT OF HER MIND CAN'T YOU TELL? SHE IS A CRANK WHORE
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 14:48:59
"the guy has a finer ass than her" ---- hat comment was EXTREMELY gay.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 14:56:04
FAT COW! even the black dude has a nicer ass than her, at least its toned!
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 14:56:33
Her ass would be hot if it really looked like that. She really has lipo scars and short stumpy legs that ruin everything.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 15:46:31
Why don't she just become a stripper. Work at touring major cities, big strip clubs.
She is not a dancer but a stripper. Is that all she can do. She used to be able to dance. She can't sing. Never could.
By Fluffy, on July 31, 2007 16:00:25
There would be less threat of kidnapping if Britney Spears would choose to stay out of the limelight. The way I see it, she is doing everything she can to stay in the public eye.
Want those two boys to lose the threat of kidnappers? Give them to a grandparent to raise.
By nick, on July 31, 2007 16:02:57
WAAAAAAIIIITTTTTTT!
ISNT THAT THE SAME BIKINI SHE BORROWED FROM HAT NYC DANCER HALF A YEAR AGO??? YES, I THINK IT IS.
Anyways, any of you know any Uber cool gay lesbo hookup places in San Diego? My husband fell asleep again.
*cuddles*
By nikkibeach, on July 31, 2007 23:49:44
OH SHIT THERE GOES MY DINNER DAMN IT THOSE PICS CAN MAKE ANYONE PUKE MORE THEN IF YOU WENT DRINKING ALL DAY LONG
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 00:43:16
Britney's lawyer, Wasser needs to tell her client that her boys would be a lot safer when she decides to stop seeking out publicity with her inane eratic behavior--especially when the young toddlers are out with her in public. The Las Vegas trip is a good example of how she could have chosen a quiet resort in California or a more condusive place to take the boys for a trip.
By Eve, on August 1, 2007 06:25:44
So the black dude is gay...got it.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 14:07:38
dayuuuuuum sexyy butt
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 16:34:23
NikkiBeach,
Yes, that is the same bikini. Todd clearly mentions that in the story though.
Now immediately go and *cuddle* a book, you half-literate putz.
Mazeltov!
By Jacob Greenspan, on August 1, 2007 18:44:48
how sweet jacob greenspan. just because i browsed through this story, it doesn't make me half-literate... I quickly wrote something as soon as my grossed out reaction to the photos compelled my hands to type. I didnt sit there and study other comments, the story or photos.
We cant all be as jewey as you and become real anal when it comes to these comments. its supposed to be fun, shit talking. I didnt know i had to take down my university degree off the wall and put all my proper grammar and punctuation skills to work on this.
Oy Vey! No go make me sum fucken bagels for the morning, I gotta go to work early and I hate waiting in line at einsteins.
*cuddles*
By nikkibeach, on August 1, 2007 21:34:24
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