She doesnt look that bad, a lot of women have cellulite are thinner than Britney. I wish I had looked that thin when my 2nd baby was 8 months old. Give her a break, shes a douche but shes still young and learning.
I feel bad for her. Yes, everything that has led her to this point has absolutely been her fault. 100%. However, there's no way she could have known that one mistake (cheating on jt) would impact her life so much. Granted, I totally hope my ex ends up a mess like her; but, I still pity her because her career is completely over. When she runs out of money (which I fear might occur sooner than we think,) what will she do? She isn't fit for any other job. I mean, Gary Coleman did the whole security guard thing and we all saw how badly that turned out. She can try to change her identity and become a prostitute..and maybe end up covering that City High song. But that's about it.
It is such a joke! How sad it must be to be around a lost cause like this who actually takes herself seriously. Can you imagine being on the film crew or trying to direct her? They must all want to shoot themselves...or her...and then have to drink heavily afterwards to deal with the trauma.
Looking from the way she dresses herself in this video...even kids in elementary can dress themselves better, and create a better performance for a school talent show.
No stylist in their right mind would want to touch her now in fear they will lose other "A" list clients if they knew they where dressing Britto.
And as for her management... I think Sean is her new publicist and the Jayden her new manager. Maybe Courtney love her new stylist? I dunno, makes sense to me though.
That song is craaaaaap!! So, I guess the hooker trash video fits. Christ...the song is so awful, it's unlistenable. It wouldn't have even been decent as a random album track in 1999.
J-Bird, I think you and me and whoever left that comment on that other thread should get together sometime for some key lime pie...if you know what I mean.
IS the wearing a bathing suit!? Love how those boots are so tight on her fat stumpy little legs. Has no one mentioned the cottage cheese all over her thighs? AT least her hair is brushed and looks clean.
I left myself wide open there with that "trying to watch my figure" comment...is there no one here that will respond by telling me I'd need one Hell of a gigantic rearview mirror??? Maybe TWO gigantic rearview mirrors??? I'm terribly disappointed in all of you.
ok first off, she looks pretty normal to me. secondly, why are the paps taking close up shots like that if no one wants to see it. secondly, why are you looking? because it makes you all feel better to pick on someone else because looking at yourselves in the mirror is unbearable
As if it couldn't be worse with this psychobat: --she has a hairy back (notice the black hair and rivulets of water on the hair) --she has an altered sense of gravity and lists sideways when she's runing --you can see the hole scar from the lipo in her thighs (which was a waste..how many third world children could have had a scoop of rice porridge with THAT money?) --Her poor security guard is lifting the heifer and looks like he's about to drop dead --she has Fred Flintstone feet, and uses them to jump start her ghetto limo Just when one thinks Ms. Spears can't get any more offensive and repulsive, she ups the anty.
yes, i see my mistake. but you don't know me or what i look like, just like no one on this site has ever seen a pic of you, so it's easy for you to call other people ugly. everyone on here is picking at every little imperfection on other people just so they don't have to deal with themselves, and from that i can conclude that you are ugly and fat or have something equally wrong with you.
yes, shorter girls can be at a healthy weight and still look "fat" to superficial people who would rather plow bones. but u know what? i would rather have boobs and a butt.
42 Comments:
Leave Your Commentshe just can't give it up, huh?!
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 09:14:11
*waits for all the morons who know nothing about photography and photoshop to call these photoshopped*
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 09:16:55
better crank up After Effects! this footage is going to need lots of adjustment!
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 09:17:17
She's going to look 20 pounds lighter with no cellulite in the final cut.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 09:18:29
what is that red blotchy mark on her wrist in the 2nd pic where they zoom in on her hand/ass??!!!
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 09:18:43
That red mark is one of her ugly ass tattoos. Those are red lips on her wrist. LMAO
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 09:20:55
Like, OH MY FRICKIN' GAWD!!!!
Britney looks soooo thin and good in photo 8!!!!!....
Mind you, she is standing next to a chunky, chalk-white broad with a neck like a dryer hose....;)
By joejoe, on July 20, 2007 09:27:23
She was NEVER, ever hot. She's always been a retarded piece of meat by-product.
By Ken Mehlman, on July 20, 2007 09:29:58
Oh this one oozes class.
I think I threw up a little in my mouth.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 09:30:26
HA! She looks like a shorter, squattier Chyna Doll
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 09:32:13
those boots just made her look shorter and fatter. good job, shitney.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 09:32:50
J-Bird! Still feel like tossing her salad today?
By Vigilante, on July 20, 2007 09:35:18
She doesnt look that bad, a lot of women have cellulite are thinner than Britney. I wish I had looked that thin when my 2nd baby was 8 months old. Give her a break, shes a douche but shes still young and learning.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 09:42:32
That's still HOT?!?
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 09:45:05
Hey, go ahead and "shoot" that video. By "shoot" I mean: take it out back and put it out of its misery. With extreme prejudice.
By brian t, on July 20, 2007 09:47:12
I feel bad for her. Yes, everything that has led her to this point has absolutely been her fault. 100%. However, there's no way she could have known that one mistake (cheating on jt) would impact her life so much. Granted, I totally hope my ex ends up a mess like her; but, I still pity her because her career is completely over. When she runs out of money (which I fear might occur sooner than we think,) what will she do? She isn't fit for any other job. I mean, Gary Coleman did the whole security guard thing and we all saw how badly that turned out. She can try to change her identity and become a prostitute..and maybe end up covering that City High song. But that's about it.
By eeeks.com, on July 20, 2007 09:57:21
Well, her "hair" isn't matted. That's an improvement, right?
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 10:03:33
i'd tap that pooper.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 10:03:49
It is such a joke! How sad it must be to be around a lost cause like this who actually takes herself seriously. Can you imagine being on the film crew or trying to direct her? They must all want to shoot themselves...or her...and then have to drink heavily afterwards to deal with the trauma.
Joe Francis...paging Mr. Joseph Francis!
By wrecked up head, on July 20, 2007 10:07:10
Is it Halloween already????
By THE PUNISHER, on July 20, 2007 10:17:11
UN-B-FUCKING-LEIVABLE. What kind of train wreak be this?
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 10:17:44
I'd hit it like Dale Earnhardt.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 10:21:52
Is the COW in photo #8 her body double?
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 10:34:14
LMAO!!!
Looking from the way she dresses herself in this video...even kids in elementary can dress themselves better, and create a better performance for a school talent show.
No stylist in their right mind would want to touch her now in fear they will lose other "A" list clients if they knew they where dressing Britto.
And as for her management... I think Sean is her new publicist and the Jayden her new manager. Maybe Courtney love her new stylist? I dunno, makes sense to me though.
*Cuddles*
By nikkibeach, on July 20, 2007 10:51:42
*waits for anon 09:16:55 to make an actual comment*
actually i would have thought these were photoshopped - who'd have guessed that Victoria Beckham has more cellulite than Britney?
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 10:53:06
That song is craaaaaap!! So, I guess the hooker trash video fits. Christ...the song is so awful, it's unlistenable. It wouldn't have even been decent as a random album track in 1999.
She truly looks like a cheap hooker.
By Fuchsia, on July 20, 2007 11:07:41
V - yup. My buzz has long since worn off, but yeah, what the heck. I'd still eat that ass like key lime pie.
By J-Bird, on July 20, 2007 11:10:49
J-Bird, I think you and me and whoever left that comment on that other thread should get together sometime for some key lime pie...if you know what I mean.
(Nudge, nudge...wink, wink)
By Vigilante, on July 20, 2007 11:46:25
Choo Choo...Train wreck comming thru...To think I wasted good spank sessions on this chick
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 12:32:55
I'll give her an E for effort! LMAO! NOT!
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 16:10:06
Oh, I get it-Get BACK 'cause, like, she's got BACK, that is, a great big fat ass. Clever cross-promotion, Swamp Thing!
By jbonz, on July 20, 2007 20:35:58
Key Lime is okay, but in her case, I think it would be more like eating cheesecake with chocolate chips. Either way, uuhhh... yeah, I'd still toss it!
By Mr. Peabody, on July 21, 2007 00:12:04
Peabody, you're invited to the key-lime-and-salad-tossing party as well.
Sorry, no cheesecake allowed. I'm trying to watch my figure.
By Vigilante, on July 21, 2007 07:04:24
IS the wearing a bathing suit!?
Love how those boots are so tight on her fat stumpy little legs. Has no one mentioned the cottage cheese all over her thighs? AT least her hair is brushed and looks clean.
By Willa Dodge, on July 21, 2007 08:57:06
AWWW!!! COME ON, PEOPLE!!!
I left myself wide open there with that "trying to watch my figure" comment...is there no one here that will respond by telling me I'd need one Hell of a gigantic rearview mirror??? Maybe TWO gigantic rearview mirrors??? I'm terribly disappointed in all of you.
And you call yourselves haterz. Pfft.
By Vigilante, on July 21, 2007 15:08:50
ok first off, she looks pretty normal to me. secondly, why are the paps taking close up shots like that if no one wants to see it. secondly, why are you looking? because it makes you all feel better to pick on someone else because looking at yourselves in the mirror is unbearable
By anonymous, on July 21, 2007 17:21:02
Well, for some people it's unbearable...for others it's impossible. They make mirrors so damned small these days...
By Vigilante, on July 21, 2007 17:27:24
lol at 17:21:02
1. Hey moron, you used "secondly" twice.
2. Your points make no sense.
2. I'm sure you are a real looker.
Now please go yell to your mom to throw some more twinkies down to you in the basement.
By the unbearable lightness of mirror looking, on July 21, 2007 17:45:08
As if it couldn't be worse with this psychobat:
--she has a hairy back (notice the black hair and rivulets of water on the hair)
--she has an altered sense of gravity and lists sideways when she's runing
--you can see the hole scar from the lipo in her thighs (which was a waste..how many third world children could have had a scoop of rice porridge with THAT money?)
--Her poor security guard is lifting the heifer and looks like he's about to drop dead
--she has Fred Flintstone feet, and uses them to jump start her ghetto limo
Just when one thinks Ms. Spears can't get any more offensive and repulsive, she ups the anty.
By Sami, on July 21, 2007 19:57:45
July 21, 2007 17:45:08
yes, i see my mistake. but you don't know me or what i look like, just like no one on this site has ever seen a pic of you, so it's easy for you to call other people ugly. everyone on here is picking at every little imperfection on other people just so they don't have to deal with themselves, and from that i can conclude that you are ugly and fat or have something equally wrong with you.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2007 08:37:08
I feel sorry for short girls. They can't carry any weight on them or they look fat like Britney. Taller girls have it easier.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2007 09:44:04
yes, shorter girls can be at a healthy weight and still look "fat" to superficial people who would rather plow bones. but u know what? i would rather have boobs and a butt.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2007 13:19:08
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