Dumb shit. If she didn't have all those people managing her career, she would have never had one. Her fat ass would be in Kentwood, living in a trailer (most likely), working at Wal-Mart, taking care of four kids. (I'm from Louisiana, and yes, that's where she'd be. I've seen it too many times.)
She is obviously mentally insane & is delusional. Timberlake must thank his lucky stars nightly. Whats the over/ under on her suicide/ being committed to an institution?
Hola, mi amigos. ?Que Pasa, what's your beef with this fine piece of grigno meat, esse? ?Donde esta your standards? ?Donde esta your sense of respect for women? In my country, she would have shit out 20 future landscapers already, and we'd all be in the back of a truck on the way to Arizona, just one big happy family getting ready for some free healthcare and welfare. This beetch and Hilary Duff are both going to get my enchilada in their assholes, whether they want it or not. Mexican food feels good coming out the ass, but we'll see how they like it going in.
She is the one who is sending her career to hell. I am positive she hasn't listened to anyone advising her for years now. All Kevin has to do is sit back and wait for her to totally self destruct and he will easily get the children. Does she really want them anyway? What a mess.
you know those geico "so easy a caveman can do it" commercials? they should change it to, "so easy the only person in the world who can't is britney spears"
At this point, she really has only 2 options if she wants to remain in the entertainment industry. The first, obviously, is porn/adult entertainment. The second is to become a scientologist. She is clearly whacked in the head, so unless she goes on some serious meds (lithium?) the pod people are her only alternative. Go get 'em Xenu!!!
It's a well-known principle that "anyone who serves as his or her own attorney has a fool for a client."
Well-known principle #2 is anyone in the entertainment industry who serves as their own manager and publicist is a moron. Period. Hello Britney Spears.
She may be white trash but her bod is rockin. Who said she's chubby lol? Not even close. Picture #2 with her from behind made me wanna whip my cock out and wack it.
Yeah picture 2 where her gut is hanging over her shorts and her ass crack is hanging out while she's standing right next to a (blurred out) child is really hot.
She has become such a caricature of a train wreck I have to wonder what in the hell happened. She used to seem like a chick desperate for attention and fame and money and pop star status. Shallow, unintelligent, vain, superficial, but not all that different from most people you'd meet on the street. Sometimes she could manage to come across as humble. Now she's clearly lost her damn mind and could really, really use good shrink and some long term therapy. Hormonal imbalance from the pregnancies? Too much Hollywood asskissing for her own good? Excessive drug use? Poor parenting? I think all of the above.
Let me see if I get this right... Britney doing what people tell her to = pop princess and a gazillion dollars. Britney doing what she wants = marriage to a money-grabbing idiot, two kids she can't handle, divorce and looking like this. Seriously, I'm starting to think her current behavior is all part of some master plan, thanks to which some day this will all be playing in her favour. Cause honestly, nobody with even just a gerbil's brain would ever act like this thinking it'll lead 'em back to success. How can she not see how good it was for her to just shut up and follow instructions?!
Good points 17:49:17 I'm fairly certain she has not been paying attention to the work done behind the scenes to keep her career afloat. She dosen't strike me as a self starter but as someone who wants to chew her gum and buy pretty things and get dressed up and go on stage and have people worship her.
So her first big business deal is a gig getting drunk and making a public spectacle of herself in Vegas, eh? This is what "stars" do when they are too washed up even to do Poli-Grip commercials: they abase and humiliate themselves to get press for trendy watering holes. I understand her next master stroke is to handle all her children's healthcare. First step: "Aluminum foil hats-lots of aluminum foil hats to keep Daddy and Grandma from stealing our souls!"
I just can't wait. This is about the best Spears-related news for us. Nobody is harmed (anymore), nobody dies, except for her career, which has been a fraud from the very start and won't be missed. I just can't friggin wait.
A theme park is in the works-name it Britney's World! Just a lot of broken down rides that are in need of repair, and the ones that do work, are dull, short, boring-
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Leave Your Commentcan't wait til she starts opening new wal-marts...that will be kewl.
By mr. b, on July 18, 2007 09:44:50
Dumb shit. If she didn't have all those people managing her career, she would have never had one. Her fat ass would be in Kentwood, living in a trailer (most likely), working at Wal-Mart, taking care of four kids. (I'm from Louisiana, and yes, that's where she'd be. I've seen it too many times.)
By CheeryBitch, on July 18, 2007 09:50:49
Good for her. She'll really get a chance to put that expensive eigth grade education to use.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 09:52:05
She's so WT it's not funny.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 09:53:44
She is obviously mentally insane & is delusional. Timberlake must thank his lucky stars nightly. Whats the over/ under on her suicide/ being committed to an institution?
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 09:57:26
Hola, mi amigos.
?Que Pasa, what's your beef with this fine piece of grigno meat, esse? ?Donde esta your standards? ?Donde esta your sense of respect for women? In my country, she would have shit out 20 future landscapers already, and we'd all be in the back of a truck on the way to Arizona, just one big happy family getting ready for some free healthcare and welfare.
This beetch and Hilary Duff are both going to get my enchilada in their assholes, whether they want it or not. Mexican food feels good coming out the ass, but we'll see how they like it going in.
By Spicky Gonzalez, on July 18, 2007 10:01:37
So, between inserting it in her vagina, and beating her kids with it, that tennis racquet is the new man of the house??
By joejoe, on July 18, 2007 10:03:01
She is the one who is sending her career to hell. I am positive she hasn't listened to anyone advising her for years now.
All Kevin has to do is sit back and wait for her to totally self destruct and he will easily get the children. Does she really want them anyway?
What a mess.
By judy, on July 18, 2007 10:09:07
I'd still hit it
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:20:37
I'd still hit it with my truck.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:21:39
She still looks chubby!
Maybe she needs some of Victoria Beckham's health/slim/chinese oddity tea "Pu-erh tea".
That good looks fit!
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:28:43
you know those geico "so easy a caveman can do it" commercials? they should change it to, "so easy the only person in the world who can't is britney spears"
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:34:31
Those contracts are likely with Vivid Video and Larry Flynt Enterprises.
By itchy...oh, so itchy!, on July 18, 2007 10:38:01
Jeezus Mama-lujah. Never sign contracts without professional guidance, people. Don't be a Britney.
By Vigilante, on July 18, 2007 10:39:28
can she dress like a fucking woman who has 2 fucking kids!? she looks like a toothless truck-stop whore you'd pick up on a dirt road in oklahoma.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:49:47
I'd give her $10 for a handjob, but she'd have to wash her hands first. I wouldn't want my dick to get orange from Cheetos.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:52:52
At this point, she really has only 2 options if she wants to remain in the entertainment industry. The first, obviously, is porn/adult entertainment. The second is to become a scientologist. She is clearly whacked in the head, so unless she goes on some serious meds (lithium?) the pod people are her only alternative. Go get 'em Xenu!!!
By cookie crumbs, on July 18, 2007 10:56:46
LMAO nice Monster.com commercial reference. Those commercials are funny as hell. I swear my coworkers are just like those monkeys.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:58:54
I see her possibly losing all her cash signing contracts that she can't understand.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 11:04:11
It's a well-known principle that "anyone who serves as his or her own attorney has a fool for a client."
Well-known principle #2 is anyone in the entertainment industry who serves as their own manager and publicist is a moron. Period. Hello Britney Spears.
By guess who, on July 18, 2007 11:10:51
She may be white trash but her bod is rockin. Who said she's chubby lol? Not even close. Picture #2 with her from behind made me wanna whip my cock out and wack it.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 12:08:22
Yeah picture 2 where her gut is hanging over her shorts and her ass crack is hanging out while she's standing right next to a (blurred out) child is really hot.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 12:10:33
She has become such a caricature of a train wreck I have to wonder what in the hell happened. She used to seem like a chick desperate for attention and fame and money and pop star status. Shallow, unintelligent, vain, superficial, but not all that different from most people you'd meet on the street. Sometimes she could manage to come across as humble. Now she's clearly lost her damn mind and could really, really use good shrink and some long term therapy. Hormonal imbalance from the pregnancies? Too much Hollywood asskissing for her own good? Excessive drug use? Poor parenting? I think all of the above.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 13:02:05
Math 101:
If you have no respect for someone, than your opinion of them plummets; what do you have left?
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 13:28:22
I THINK SHE ATE TOO MANY LEAD PAINT CHIPS WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 14:13:22
Coming to a strip mall near you....
Give it 5 years.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 14:36:48
Let me see if I get this right...
Britney doing what people tell her to = pop princess and a gazillion dollars.
Britney doing what she wants = marriage to a money-grabbing idiot, two kids she can't handle, divorce and looking like this.
Seriously, I'm starting to think her current behavior is all part of some master plan, thanks to which some day this will all be playing in her favour. Cause honestly, nobody with even just a gerbil's brain would ever act like this thinking it'll lead 'em back to success. How can she not see how good it was for her to just shut up and follow instructions?!
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 14:49:17
Good points 17:49:17
I'm fairly certain she has not been paying attention to the work done behind the scenes to keep her career afloat. She dosen't strike me as a self starter but as someone who wants to chew her gum and buy pretty things and get dressed up and go on stage and have people worship her.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 17:32:33
So her first big business deal is a gig getting drunk and making a public spectacle of herself in Vegas, eh? This is what "stars" do when they are too washed up even to do Poli-Grip commercials: they abase and humiliate themselves to get press for trendy watering holes.
I understand her next master stroke is to handle all her children's healthcare. First step: "Aluminum foil hats-lots of aluminum foil hats to keep Daddy and Grandma from stealing our souls!"
By jbonz, on July 18, 2007 19:03:19
~ Please tell me Page Six didn't spell (Larry) Rudolph..."Rudolf".
That's Ru-dumb.
By Avatar, on July 18, 2007 20:36:53
I just can't wait. This is about the best Spears-related news for us. Nobody is harmed (anymore), nobody dies, except for her career, which has been a fraud from the very start and won't be missed. I just can't friggin wait.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 21:31:45
next stop, scientology.
By nancy reagan, on July 19, 2007 07:38:36
A theme park is in the works-name it Britney's World! Just a lot of broken down rides that are in need of repair, and the ones that do work, are dull, short, boring-
Kinda like her "career!"
By Vujade, on July 19, 2007 19:31:10
She can't even manage her own CLOTHING......how is she going to manage a CAREER??
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 04:02:31
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