92 Comments:

1. Short stumpy legs aren't cute.

   By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 08:34:40

2. she's so ugly i just don't understand why she thinks she's so hot.

   By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 08:36:23

3. Well, great. Now the whole ocean is going to smell like fish. Dammit...

   By Pontius Pirate, on July 19, 2007 08:37:18

4. It's laughable that this ofrmer pop princess isn't even as hot as my gf.

   By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 08:37:34

5. Those tats around her pussy are fuckin UGLY!

   By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 08:39:58

6. That's Hot!

   By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 08:42:49

7. Stupid slut.

   By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 08:43:52

8. I am no stranger to bashing the hell out of this freak, but right now I'm ready to let out a big Howard-Dean-style scream! I love this!! It's almost like a self-baptism into her porn career. What a way to kick it off! Keep it up Brit...how about going the full monty next time? Or maybe some hot and heavy masturbatory action on the beach? Brilliant move. Only thing that would have topped it is if a big wave had washed that wig off!

   By SeatofmyPants!, on July 19, 2007 08:46:11

9. Next time she takes a dip I hope she wears cement footwear.

   By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 09:00:12

10. If I wasn't convinced before...now I am.
    She's lost it.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 09:00:29

11. Haha I can't believe my ex boyfriend used to think she was the hottest thing on two legs

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 09:01:26

12. i'd like to know what happened to the dog...

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 09:06:12

13. Had I not read the text, I would of assumed this was another Elvis sighting. Y'know, the old fat bloated coked up Elvis that died on the can.
    Lookin' Gooooooooood.

    By Megan, on July 19, 2007 09:17:32

14. You know what else is hot Brit, jumping off off cliffs. All the sexy people do it!

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 09:18:43

15. I don't know where that beach is, but the locals owe her a big thanks for re-stocking the local crab stocks.
    
    That's just a joke. We all know those crabs are toxic and not suitable for human consumption....
    
    
    .....and the trainwreck rumbles aimlessly along....
    parents, keep your babies close, and your snackfoods under lock and key....

    By joejoe, on July 19, 2007 09:24:15

16. PS: The 'HowdyYall.com' link was intended to be a joke. Unbeknownst to me, it's an actual webpage for Texas Tourism.
    Please, no flaming, I don't work for the Texas Board of Tourism. In fact, I have several grudges with the state of Texas.....the Bushes, the Simpsons, the Knowles....haha

    By joejoe, on July 19, 2007 09:29:57

17. Once again... I'd still hit it!

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 09:30:31

18. Why do I click to make those pictures bigger? It always makes me sick.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 09:31:35

19. wow what a total freefall from grace.
    i think she may have MAD COW DISEASE!!

    By Poonster, on July 19, 2007 09:36:17

20. If you have ever heard how the paparazzi "courts" it's subjects with constant chatter like: "You look great Britney!" "Going for a swim Britney?" "Hey, that's really cool! Can you look this way and smile for us Britney?" "Wow! that's great, you look great, everyone will love these shots Britney!" you could just imagine how much she is getting off on the attention. It's sad that she actually believes them. What a moron.
    

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 09:40:27

21. Hey, at least she's wearing a bra.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 09:43:20

22. Not bad! She looks alot like that BBW chick I hooked up with from craigslist.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 09:45:08

23. This talentless slut has hit rock bottom. Someone needs to take her kids away.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 09:46:09

24. that tattoo on her back looks like a fairy riding a carrot.

    By everyone, on July 19, 2007 09:47:01

25. What if Britney went for a crazy, half-nekkid swim in the ocean and NOBODY was there to watch? God, that would be great.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 09:53:20

26. She's completely fucking insane.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 09:57:55

27. Fucking pig.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:02:09

28. well she is disgusting as all be, but she cannot help that she has short stumpy legs..

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:04:07

29. That bitch is crazy.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:05:45

30. She has lost all touch with reality...see ladies, this is what happens when you don't treat postpartum depression or you won't lay down that glass pipe and the foil. It’s getting to ya sister! Lay off the shit Brit

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:06:35

31. I think this is the hottest she has been since getting pregnant with #1. Sorry IDLYITW, she looks hot. And that makes me a little sad. Ok, A LOT sad.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:11:09

32. Her ass and thighs are covered in cellulite and her hair extensions look like dreadlocks. She's beautiful.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:12:45

33. "Next time she takes a dip I hope she wears cement footwear."
    
    LMAO I agree!

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:14:01

34. She probably weighs 150lbs after 2 kids. I think she looks good. A little scary with those underwear. But hell, she is wearing a bra!!

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:14:25

35. Somebody take this fat whore's kids, please!!

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:16:24

36. Is that Ron Jeremy carrying her?

    By mcbain, on July 19, 2007 10:17:42

37. seriously she doesnt look as bad as she did a few mths ago....okay im lying.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:22:23

38. Her tattoos are so fuckin stupid.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:24:12

39. I think her ass looks decent. Wear a thong next time Britney.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:24:32

40. i love how there is 3 pictures with her face in it and the rest are of her ass.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:28:04

41. I would NEVERRRRR run around in my underwear in front of high resolution cameras if my body looked like that!! This girl is out of her mind!

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:28:06

42. I wish she'd suffered a bowel movement there. That would have been nice

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:28:20

43. She doesn't look all that bad when you compare her to most chicks in this country, that have had a couple of kids recently. Most of those chicks weigh like eleventy million lbs.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:31:30

44. She looks OK - like the typical mid-late 20's slut you bring home from the bar. Not in perfect shape, a dash of cottage cheese there, but good enough to fuck.

    By J-Bird, on July 19, 2007 10:32:13

45. How sad she's had a tummy tuck and lipo and still looks that bad :( Dumb whore.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:32:46

46. I'd like one tenth of her self confidence. Just one tenth.
    She obviously has tons to spare since she's giddly stripping down in front of photog's looking like THAT.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:32:49

47. She has fucking lost it.

    By abe, on July 19, 2007 10:35:34

48. She even scared the pitbull away.

    By dm, on July 19, 2007 10:38:23

49. j-bird, you are correct sir...a nice dump truck..

    By mr. badonkiedonk, on July 19, 2007 10:39:15

50. she should probably shave her head again. nice weave. she can also be described by two words: white trash.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:42:17

51. She actually looks like she has some cankles. Never noticed those before. Maybe that's why she wore the boots for 6 months straight?

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:44:09

52. is that hair on her lower back? reminds me of my ex husband...lol eewww

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:52:20

53. Just waiting for the day we hear about her suicide. Not that I wish death upon her, b/c her alive is much more entertaining...
    But girl is on the fast track to wrist-slits-ville

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 10:53:38

54. Her ass is about to gobble up that underwear

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 11:31:17

55. I would toss that salad in a minute

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 11:36:52

56. The strip joints and bars are closed, trannies and ho's are asleep and she needed to unwind and perform her exotic moves.. due to legal and cultural prohibitions and other aesthetic considerations she couldn't completely strip.. but showing her underwear to strangers was the next best thing.

    By Halo, on July 19, 2007 11:42:05

57. Todd's lip gloss is poppin?

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 11:42:49

58. This is all we have to look forward to with this skank. She can't get attention for her "talent", so she resorts to stunts like these. Sooner or later, the paps are going to get bored of it and stop following her around and paying attention to her. She will really go off the deep end when that happens.

    By Troll Killing Zombie, on July 19, 2007 12:09:17

59. i will always love brit. she may not be a great singer or actor, but shes truly an entertainer... her crazy antics entertain us all.

    By intern!, on July 19, 2007 12:10:11

60. Someone wrote: "Haha I can't believe my ex boyfriend used to think she was the hottest thing on two legs."
    
    Yeah. Now she isn't even the hottest thing on four legs.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 13:36:15

61. Are those zits on her back?

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 14:09:05

62. Can plastic surgeons really take out c-section scars? Hers are gone.
    
    I seroiusly need to have mine removed.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 14:24:35

63. she spends thousands of dollars at those fancy celeb riddled lingerie shops and yet her bra and panties look cheap and gross. She also dove into the ocean wearing her watch. It's a shame that she has enough money to just throw it all away and buy new things for the next idiotic stunt she pulls

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 14:48:48

64. LMAO! Why in world does she have on those too little teeny tiny toddler panties?

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 15:16:57

65. i totally agree she's crazy but she looks pretty good for someone who's popped out two kids (from the neck down) and no, i don't want to hear about the supposed super beautiful woman who looks like heidi klum after having 3 kids and posts on this board just to brag about it, nobody believes you.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 16:01:47

66. Yes, anonymous July 19, 2007 10:52:20 that IS hair on her lower back. *shudders*
    
    And now I must go poke out my eyes with a hot stick...

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 16:06:22

67. "She doesn't look all that bad when you compare her to most chicks in this country, that have had a couple of kids recently. Most of those chicks weigh like eleventy million lbs."
    
    Yeah and if all those chicks had a million bucks and a personal trainer, a tummy tuck, liposuction, cellulite massage therapy, a nutritionist, a personal chef, a nanny and all the time that Britney has on her hands to work on herself they'd look that good too.
    
    Most mothers of young children have their hands full just keeping the kids clean, fed, and on a routine. They're hopefully not worried about turning back into eye candy for the unwashed masses, nor should they be until the kids are old enough to go to school.
    

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 16:10:11

68. I'm going to say her body isn't bad, especially after having 2 babies. As a mother of 3 I can assure you she has had a MINI TUMMY TUCK with that C-Section. There is NO WAY she would not have a pooch on her stomach. Not possible without the mini tummy tuck they do. I wish I was that thin. That being said. SHE IS AN UGLY ASS BITCH. ACNE everywhere, blech! Have you checked out the HI RES of the side of her face! How can a 26 year old have that bad of acne still?? Can't she use proactive and she looks like she has down syndrome. Plus come on, COMB THE FUCKING EXTENSIONS. Hire a bitch to comb them. I saw some girl at the ATM yesterday and I though to myself, Look at her -she is so cute and matches. Why can't Britney do it???? With all her money. She is just mentally ill that's why and addicted to the paparrazzi. AND I'm on a diet, so in about 2 more months, I'll be her size and I'll be WAY more prettier than that HOE even with my POOCH!! I bet any dude on this board would FUCK ME before that SKANK - just give me about 60 more days. LOL

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 16:18:00

69. Homegirl has finally lost it (completely), this is so fucking sad. She doesn't need dozens of cameras - she needs professional help.

    By sexy lady, on July 19, 2007 16:37:20

70. face it people, she looks fine. she probably weighs 125 lbs. i like her for this little stunt,it's kinda sexy.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 16:39:17

71. Ummm, seriously that tat on her back looks like a fairy riding a carrot! WTF kinda tat is that?! I would love it if that was some tat artists joke on her cause she would never see it.
    

    By The Kath, on July 19, 2007 16:58:53

72. She looks like a fat 40 year old man, tree trunk legs, fat ass, linebacker neck. she is so butch and ugly

    By G, on July 19, 2007 17:04:55

73. Is that a patch on her butt? Birth control? Nicotine?

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 17:08:11

74. Where in the world did they do the c sections? Where are the scars?

    By Nicnic, on July 19, 2007 18:52:46

75. I have pretty low standards...and I've been drinking, but when I see borderline fuckable girls, here's the standard I use to decide: I often ask myself "Would I toss this bitch's salad"? Meaning, would I spread her ass cheecks wide open and lick her asshole? Would I stimulate her anus with my tongue?
    
    And in this case I says to myself: "Yes, I would".
    
    So there you go.

    By J-Bird, on July 19, 2007 19:12:54

76. It's funny and pathetic and the same time. For all you people who think that she doesn't look that bad for a woman with two children, go out to your local country club and look around! Most of us moms who have the time and know-how to work on our bodies are hot! She is ugly.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 19:24:42

77. More pictures of Britney's cellulite legs. That's exactly what my weak stomach needed today.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 19:35:46

78. J-Bird, you took the words out of my mouth. I too am drinking, have low standards and would toss her salad. Great, now I'm going to Hell...

    By Mr. Peabody, on July 19, 2007 20:41:14

79. Both pipes IMO.

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 20:58:12

80. she looks like a teddy bear

    By dina, on July 19, 2007 21:59:21

81. Downs Syndrome! LMA at that one.
    
    Yeah, I have to agree with J-bird and the boys...these are nowhere near the standard set by those Hayden Panetierre beach pics, but damn, these Brit pics are the best of her in a while. They definitely brought out this gimp...

    By shockedmymonkey, on July 19, 2007 22:09:23

82. I also think she looks good, of course she has some fat (cellulite). Where do you think those hot curves come from?

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 02:27:39

83. Dear Shitney,
    
    Just because you can get the panties on, doesn't mean they fit right.
    
    Sincerely,
    Everyone's burnt out eyeballs.

    By Everyone's burnt out eyeballs, on July 20, 2007 06:04:35

84. I think she's HOT. Fuck em all Britney do what the hell you want to do!

    By Andrea, on July 20, 2007 06:08:29

85. I don't know what you guys are talking about. I wouldn't toss her salad for all the tea in China.
    
    I'd toss J-Bird's salad tho...

    By Vigilante, on July 20, 2007 06:22:30

86. oooohh she just makes my stomach turn. Why is she such a freak these days?

    By Pam, on July 20, 2007 07:46:31

87. WTF IS THAT THE LOCH NESS MONSTER RUN PEOPLE ,DAMN SHE IS UGLY AND DISGUSTING SHAVE YOU SKANK

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 10:22:04

88. We are basically making fun of a mentally-ill person now. Let's not stoop down to American Idol's level. With that said, J-Bird I want to do you too.

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 11:13:46

89. nice pubes....in a disgusting way

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 12:57:50

90. "Haha I can't believe my ex boyfriend used to think she was the hottest thing on two legs."
    
    LMAO. Chicks do the longest burn after you dump them!

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 13:48:29

91. She has an awful lot of back hair for someone who is supposed to be sexy....

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 14:21:37

92. she's not too chubby...that's what every latin and black woman looks like before they have kids..

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 19:00:41