78 Comments:

1. Is PacMan having a seizure?

   By Adam, on July 16, 2007 12:02:04

2. I can't believe it was actually worse than I expected, and I expected it to be total crap.

   By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 12:03:45

3. Ay Britney. What do we do with her? She needs a time machine to back in time and do a massive do over.

   By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 12:06:27

4. 100% Pure crap is right. Geez, you warned us & I still had to hear it. That was pure shit.

   By chuggdog, on July 16, 2007 12:07:45

5. Oh my gosh! I loved it. I am definately buying this single. I love this girl! smooches xoxo

   By prettyboy, on July 16, 2007 12:08:24

6. Judging by that side-profile photo you're right, her single continues to droop.

   By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 12:08:38

7. Ugly woman - walking down the street. Ugly woman - her puss smells like rotten meat....
   
   

   By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 12:10:08

8. That's pretty bad. I could do so much better than that. Shit, this is turning out to be a great day! I should buy a lottery ticket or something.

   By Vigilante, on July 16, 2007 12:10:51

9. It really does hurt.
   
   At least she warned us.

   By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 12:17:04

10. A Pac Man sample? Fucking terrible.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 12:18:13

11. I think she just wanted the manny to hurry up and finish, but I guess I can understand putting it to lyrics if she got nothin else to work with.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 12:19:06

12. For the LOVE OF GOD, woman, put on a BRA!!!!

    By My eyes ~ they are burning, on July 16, 2007 12:19:14

13. A song with video game samples?
    
    Wow, that's a new one for today's music market...
    
    About as original as the trashy pink wig.....

    By joejoe, on July 16, 2007 12:20:30

14. she's right..Hurts alot..like a boil on my ass!!

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 12:23:44

15. Enough with the teats already ... put a bra on that COW!!!

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 12:25:07

16. Get off of your back?
    
    Don't you mean "Tits get off my shoes"?

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 12:29:55

17. That's truly awful. Is that real? I hope not for her sake!

    By Michael, on July 16, 2007 12:31:26

18. Sounds like SPACE INVADERS

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 12:34:29

19. So she's stoned and carrying her dog like its a burrito she picked up from Estaban's Taco stand.
    
    Neat.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 12:40:11

20. Ugh-I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. And I had a seizure due to the pac man sampling.

    By Poot, on July 16, 2007 12:45:16

21. You smell that? Failure. Nothing smells like that. I love the smell of failure in the morning. Smells like... schadenfreude.

    By Kilgore, on July 16, 2007 12:48:46

22. i'm impressed with her song - somehow against all odds she managed to make PopoZao sound like a musical masterpiece

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 12:53:37

23. The puppeh! Somebody call PETA!!

    By Laurie, on July 16, 2007 12:58:34

24. I've read better crap pounded out by a drunk fifteen year old on deviantart. I refuse to listen to the skank yowl, as my eyes are threatening a lawsuit and I don't want my ears to join them.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 13:00:56

25. The PAC MAN shit really kills it. HA HA! Hurry up and put it out so that damn album can fail and we can watch another meltdown when you realize you ARE NOT the superstar you THINK you are because the paparrazzi follow you around all the time. YOU ARE TABLOID FODDER. A JOKE. HA HA I hope they get the pics of her face when that realization hits.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 13:06:11

26. So we're supposed to believe KFuck wanted her back? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA!!!!!
    
    This shit is worse than Popozoa!

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 13:06:25

27. okay, next time i will listen to the warning,,,,
    fuck,,,
    
    brit its a one hit!!!!

    By burntfinger, on July 16, 2007 13:09:20

28. I think my ears are bleeding...Yep...I was right....damn....

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 13:15:09

29. Those lyrics are deep. I hope Kevin gets the message! Brit doesn't mess around, she'll call you out if you try and punk her.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 13:16:44

30. holy crap, look at the way she is holding that puppy. poor dog..

    By Jaime, on July 16, 2007 13:25:08

31. What the... ? All it is is NOISE.
    The lyrics are hilarious. It's like she stole some 12-year-old girl's phone and turned her text messages into a "song."

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 13:35:44

32. Sounds like a video game...

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 13:41:48

33. Oh, my...Dear Lord and all Saints in heaven!
    just when You though You've seen it all :/

    By Delgada, on July 16, 2007 13:43:38

34. She looks like one of those homeless people that are missing all their teeth so they have some huge underbite. I can only imagine that the few fans Shitney has left are likewise redneck high school drop outs who sit around munching Cheetos while convincing local gas station attendants to breed with them in exchange for a pack of menthol ultra lights.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 13:45:39

35. And seriously, why is she holding her puppy like she's getting ready to throw a curve ball? Take care of your kids before you invest in the future welfare of other lifeforms you dumb whore.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 13:51:20

36. Aphex Twin did it much better over a decade ago.
    
    INSERT COIN, BRITNEY.
    
    FAIL.

    By albert rarow, on July 16, 2007 14:39:06

37. i think it's time people started buying bras and mailing them to brit.
    
    she could really use it.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 14:43:04

38. Hahaha! If memory serves, Justin Timberlake and the rest of NSYNC had a song with Pac-man sounds too. The Game is over it was called.
    
    Nasty skeeze is sampling her exes now!
    
    You know if she isn't going to wear a bra, she could at least use one to make a decent carrier for that poor puppy.

    By MEME, on July 16, 2007 15:05:20

39. Your right! I'm going to mail her one of my old bras. Does anyone out there know what address to send it to?

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 15:27:34

40. It sounds like Pac Man eating shit (aka Britney voice)... Good luck you trite, immature idiot - sorry the worlds not buying it (you and your act I mean)!!

    By Jbo, on July 16, 2007 15:27:51

41. Hey Brit! "Purse Dog" means the dog is small enough to put in your purse...not carry it around like a damn clutch. Someone x-ray that dog for coins and lip gloss.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 15:47:37

42. She looks awful as usual! I wonder have she had some sort of breakdown? Hey does anyone know anything about her oldest son? WHy isnt he walking yet, he is almost 2!

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 15:48:40

43. she's busted.
    
    and her song sounds like bubble wrap being run over by a bike.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 16:09:54

44. I commend the record's producer for turning the background noise up so much, we can't actually hear Britney's voice. Bravo!
    
    (And what little we DO hear STILL SOUNDS LIKE CRAP.)

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 16:49:37

45. Music for retards.............by a retard.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 16:50:59

46. Yall are just jellus kuz' yoo kant shake it lyke mee. and, my buteefull vokulz jest blowe yoo away!

    By ~B r i t n e y~, on July 16, 2007 17:09:32

47. Dog...? What fucking dog....? I thought she was holding her youngest offspring! How can you tell the difference?
    
    So...Used....Up.....and....Sad......

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 17:20:40

48. "It's unclear how Britney's label thinks..." Only speculation, but "it" don't think. Doesn't need to. Shit is financing this project, just like a first-timer. The machine, it'll drain her - it don't give a rats ass about anybody or anything, if it did 99.999% of all rappers and mutants like Shit and Parasite wouldn't exist no how. Not for 10 seconds.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 17:51:34

49. Wakka, wakka, wakka, wakka...!

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 19:37:15

50. Yeah, it sounds like a retarded Pac-Man, but the little teeny-boppers will buy this shit up like ice-cream. And Fox News kiss-ass Roger Friedman will praise her comeback and call it "ground breaking."
    
    You folks underestimate the stupidity of today's teen and college crowd. They're freakin' morons and will keep buying this crap.

    By Brit's Limp Tits, on July 16, 2007 21:50:05

51. Wha? I couldn't even hear her voice at all. I was laughing, thinking that clip didn't even have HER on it, but I guess according to the comments she was on that 25 seconds. I'll have to listen again, because I sure as hell didn't hear anything but Pac-Man sounds and some synthesized guy's voice.

    By Anastasia, on July 16, 2007 22:04:15

52. Ah yes. I put my ear right up next to the speaker and heard her very synthesized voice say "get back" a few times. But the background shit is turned up so loudly, you can hardly hear her. I guess that's good.
    
    Sounds completely retarded.

    By Anastasia, on July 16, 2007 22:06:03

53. what a stupid bitch. people emulate this whore? whatever happened to good music..oh right, she ate it.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 22:15:00

54. Fur and getting "fucking right back".
    
    She can get F...

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 23:46:08

55. Jesus H, it is a bad song isn't it.
    
    Surely this'll be her last attempt at a singing career comeback.
    
    Its over love

    By CovUK, on July 17, 2007 00:49:24

56. Just pray for her...For real

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 02:35:31

57. Shitney's new song samples a video game that is about a simple bald creature that does nothing but eat.
    
    The irony is thick folks.

    By Jamie Lynn, on July 17, 2007 06:17:06

58. With all of Britney's money, is this the best voice, song and background she can come up with? Can't she afford a good music producer or publicist? This sounds rushed and slapped together like her attention seeking behavior.

    By Nonnie, on July 17, 2007 06:35:49

59. "Drops" being the key word.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 06:46:29

60. Jesus.....this makes me wanna vommit.

    By BloodyWhore, on July 17, 2007 07:16:56

61. I know it is an industry term, but saying 'drops' instead of released is totally fucking gay.
    What is wrong with released? I imagine a sack like Scott I wear-tinted-purple-shades-indoors-at-nightclubs- Storch hissing 'yea yeah man, we got this new album gonna DROP. It's HOT!"
    I need some time to fucking regroup now.
    

    By Cunty Whore, on July 17, 2007 07:39:08

62. Shes so over. Will she just give it up and move back to the country already? No-one wants to see her naff pink wigs and wobbly belly anymore. And she could never sing in the first place.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 08:21:30

63. Only in America can you see a millionaire look like a homeless prostitute

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 08:39:44

64. Why is the song written to a chick?
    the one who cant help herself but love me?

    By SarahS, on July 17, 2007 08:41:38

65. I know it is an industry term, but saying 'drops' instead of released is totally fucking gay.
    What is wrong with released? I imagine a sack like Scott I wear-tinted-purple-shades-indoors-at-nightclubs- Storch hissing 'yea yeah man, we got this new album gonna DROP. It's HOT!"
    
    I'll go out on a limb here and say irony and sarcasm are terms you're not readily familiar with.
    

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 09:25:12

66. UGH no more pics of that ugly skank britney she is to FUGLY no more (((vomits)))

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 11:05:54

67. Bi-polar Britney 'get back' lyrics found here..
    http://www.metrolyrics.com/get-back-lyrics-britney-spears.html
    
    Bi-polar illness found here...
    http://www.nimh.nih.gov/publicat/bipolar.cfm

    By DynamiteSal, on July 17, 2007 12:57:06

68. its songs like this that are the reason the music industry has gone to shit.

    By prettyboy, on July 17, 2007 13:02:58

69. Now it's out she paid $3,000 for that stupid dog from a PET STORE.
    
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19512572/

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 14:03:04

70. What a pathetic piece of crap. Who wrote that shit?

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 18:06:42

71. I should start mailing people my turds and expect $25 payments.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 19:01:37

72. rotflmao --- great commments! Turds/shit - that's what her music is!!!!

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 19:27:26

73. I just want to say, I could never walk down the street, go to the grocery store or do anything else dressed the way she does and with out a bra... and I'm not even being photographed/ watched everywhere I go. It's not because I care what people think, I just have too much dignity to be seen in my pajamas or sweat pants.

    By Sarah, on July 17, 2007 19:38:32

74. That song sounds like the sounds from the first Nintendo games. Hey Britney Get Back that song to the studio and fix it or dont even release it because it sucks! and stop acting like a victim you create your own problems.

    By Whatever, on July 17, 2007 19:59:29

75. That's just straight up doody music.

    By P. Wubbers, on July 19, 2007 08:54:37

76. I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING!!!! HUHAUHAUHAUHAUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUHAUAHUA
    OMFG!!! WHAT IS THAT???

    By dea, on July 19, 2007 17:22:11

77. Omigosh that was the worst shit I have ever heard before! Britney Spears singing over a track with Pac-Man eating up the ghosts. I didn't think Britney could suck any worse than she already does, but apparantly, she can.

    By Starqz, on July 20, 2007 12:13:35

78. GO BRITNEY! Best song you've ever made. Well, 25 second snippet. I look forward to buying it.

    By OBryan, on August 4, 2007 20:57:00