I can't wrap my head around this insane waste of money. I've got an advanced degree in science, and I still can't comprehend the size of the ego that justifies that behavior.
Beluga caviar? Interesting! Especially since belugas are mammals and don't lay eggs (fish eggs = caviar)Unless of course its the fetishist caviar... If you ask a for caviar in a brothel the girl will drop a log on your chest.
So, Miss Zeta-Jones dips her hair in subterranean mushroom goo (truffles) and then gives it a quick rinse in beluga excrement. Wow, she must feel glorious when she walks out of that salon.
in those pictures her hair doesnt look that great! what a waist of money i remenber when she was in darling buds of may she should be reminded of her humble beginings then take her head out of her ass!!
She needs to spend all of Michael Douglas' money in as many outrageous ways as she can to get her mind off his wrinkled pecker and saggy balls she has to put in her mouth.
I wonder if she uses toilet paper made from organically grown trees from rainforests to wipe her big ass? Or does she hire orphaned kids from various nations in Africa to lick her behind dry with their tongues? Anybody else thinking of a certain Crank Yankers skit?
There was a time that I felt like I could strap my lips between her firm buttocks and suck the exquisite farts out of her rectum. Alas, that time has passed.
She's developed a very large drop-off between hotness in pictures versus hotness in live appearances. Of course, she was looking 35 at 28, and then she married a sun-dried stool, so maybe having a food fight in her hair is the only way to hold off looking like an old lady.
Well, it keeps her from eating it fine as that stuff is NASTY.. but who cares what they do to fish guts anyway.. Poor people don't wanna eat fish eggs ..they want the whole fish.
Truffles and caviar? To us mere mortals, it's just lemon juice with a side of mayo. Or if you happen to live in a trailer park, pork rinds with a side of lard? HAAAA... don't believe it for a second. Oh wait, maybe I do...
I have a special hair 'treatment' that will make her hair much more beautiful. It involves a special 'top secret' warm lotion. I know that once you allow me to put squirt this lotion onto your hair, your hair will be very shiny and just great! All you have to do is lay back, close your eyes, and allow me to complete the secret 'treatment'. This lotion even works great on your face!
yes, she's "hot" in photoshopped pics. I don't believe any of these photos. I use to think these celebrities and models were super gorgeous. Now, I'd have to meet one in person to think so. It's to the point where the Stewie is as realistic looking as some of these images.
She's married to a dude like twice her age. Gold digging, power hungry ho's like her will rub their own turds, up and down their faces if some fancy lad, hair dresser say's it's the new craze and cost's eleventy million dollars.
16:11 has a point. She lives in bermuda full time. So either this story is full of beluga caviar or she flies to NY to get her hair treatment twice a week or so.
Besides, do you really want to consider what the starlets spend on clothes? MOre than CZJ spends on her hair...for sure.
Will someone tell Catherine ZitCunt Jones that I shit eggs and will gladly deposit her bloated face under my ass one to three times per day for just 19.95?
This story is probably true since I live about a three minute walk from Hari's salon on the Brompton Road in London. He's been offering the caviar shampoo treatment for sometime now. I always used to wonder which rich fucks would be stupid enough to pay for it. Guess I got my answer!
(harps playing, smoke machines, dreamlike sequence, imagine...)Zeta Fart and Milano go to the same salon on the same day, except their treatments go awry. Zeta gets the hair remover on her tresses, Milano gets the fishy eggs on her arms, face, back and ass. Presto!
I must add, how the F- do you get fish eggs out of your hair?? That's like having lice. I'll bet they have to use a nit comb like you get in the RID box for your lice and crabs on Zeta's long shiny fish egg caked locks. Damn. Oh, and they probably charge an extra four hundred dollars for that special little comb. Bwhahhhha. Vapid, stupid woman.
Well, this treatment sounds gross to me, but I bet she doesn't do this EVERY single time she washes her hair. Probably a once-a-month spa treatment or some such.
Included with the caviar hair treatment: your choice of white rhino horn tea or spotted owl soup. Then, after your treatment you can either bludgeon a baby seal or run over a group of refugees (from the third world country of your choice) with a Cadillac Escalade (catalytic converter removed upon request).
56 Comments:
Leave Your CommentMichael Douglas probably pays for this nonsense as a reward for having to sleep with his old wrinkled ass every night.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 11:37:24
What a pig.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 11:38:53
She's an asshat.
By Tazznum1, on July 9, 2007 11:39:07
That woman is a gold digger. Married old hollywood and became a "star." Worthless old hag.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 11:41:27
Mandy Moore uses the truffles and caviar treatment for her moustache, but somehow they never need to rinse.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 11:46:07
I can't wrap my head around this insane waste of money. I've got an advanced degree in science, and I still can't comprehend the size of the ego that justifies that behavior.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 11:51:26
Fish eggs? Wouldn't that make her hair smell, um, fishy?
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 11:52:57
Beluga caviar? Interesting! Especially since belugas are mammals and don't lay eggs (fish eggs = caviar)Unless of course its the fetishist caviar... If you ask a for caviar in a brothel the girl will drop a log on your chest.
So, Miss Zeta-Jones dips her hair in subterranean mushroom goo (truffles) and then gives it a quick rinse in beluga excrement. Wow, she must feel glorious when she walks out of that salon.
By Dr PhD, on July 9, 2007 11:57:40
in those pictures her hair doesnt look that great! what a waist of money i remenber when she was in darling buds of may she should be reminded of her humble beginings then take her head out of her ass!!
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 12:00:33
To Dr PhD
Beluga is a sturgeon fish, not a mammal
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 12:01:52
it's the Beluga sturgeon.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 12:03:05
Did you see her on SNL? She has the wierdest, ickiest short legs.
By Kacky, on July 9, 2007 12:03:45
It only took 3 minutes and 12 seconds for someone to tell Dr PhD that he/she was full of shit.
LOLZ
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 12:10:32
Truffles aren't mushroom goo, they're a fungus that is similar to a mushroom. They're not gooey at all. Not that good either.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 12:12:57
She needs to spend all of Michael Douglas' money in as many outrageous ways as she can to get her mind off his wrinkled pecker and saggy balls she has to put in her mouth.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 12:39:05
Her hair smells like fish? I wonder if her pussy smells like shampoo...
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 12:40:43
she worthless
a waste of space on the planet
By shesuxass, on July 9, 2007 12:42:20
she takes a bath in virgins blood as well.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 12:46:58
rich bitch
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 12:50:58
I wonder if she uses toilet paper made from organically grown trees from rainforests to wipe her big ass? Or does she hire orphaned kids from various nations in Africa to lick her behind dry with their tongues? Anybody else thinking of a certain Crank Yankers skit?
By Niles Standish, on July 9, 2007 12:59:34
Am I the only one who doesn't believe this item?
By Karl, on July 9, 2007 13:05:49
all you numbksulls are missing the point: she's still hot as fuck.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 13:09:34
Wow, this treatment is in Bermuda where she lives full time?
Riiiight.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 13:11:48
There was a time that I felt like I could strap my lips between her firm buttocks and suck the exquisite farts out of her rectum. Alas, that time has passed.
Is Hanna Montana legal yet?
By John Mark Carr, on July 9, 2007 13:13:19
She's developed a very large drop-off between hotness in pictures versus hotness in live appearances. Of course, she was looking 35 at 28, and then she married a sun-dried stool, so maybe having a food fight in her hair is the only way to hold off looking like an old lady.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 13:14:02
My mom uses tofu juice to clean herself
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 13:16:15
Well, it keeps her from eating it fine as that stuff is NASTY.. but who cares what they do to fish guts anyway.. Poor people don't wanna eat fish eggs ..they want the whole fish.
By DynamiteSal, on July 9, 2007 13:20:36
Truffles and caviar? To us mere mortals, it's just lemon juice with a side of mayo. Or if you happen to live in a trailer park, pork rinds with a side of lard? HAAAA... don't believe it for a second. Oh wait, maybe I do...
By newfgirl, on July 9, 2007 13:26:55
I have a special hair 'treatment' that will make her hair much more beautiful. It involves a special 'top secret' warm lotion. I know that once you allow me to put squirt this lotion onto your hair, your hair will be very shiny and just great! All you have to do is lay back, close your eyes, and allow me to complete the secret 'treatment'. This lotion even works great on your face!
By Something About Mary Treatments, Inc., on July 9, 2007 13:27:59
yes, she's "hot" in photoshopped pics. I don't believe any of these photos. I use to think these celebrities and models were super gorgeous. Now, I'd have to meet one in person to think so. It's to the point where the Stewie is as realistic looking as some of these images.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 13:31:20
watch out people! Once she reads it, she'll sue, win the lawsuit and have more money to spend..
How nice...
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 13:50:25
She's married to a dude like twice her age. Gold digging, power hungry ho's like her will rub their own turds, up and down their faces if some fancy lad, hair dresser say's it's the new craze and cost's eleventy million dollars.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 14:17:19
hmmmmmm..........and people are starving in Africa.....hey, as long as her hair looks good, ay?
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 14:23:06
LMAO 16:50:25!
My question is - how does she treat her bush???
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 14:52:55
Are her boobs bigger? They look bigger.
By Tony, on July 9, 2007 15:00:25
16:11 has a point. She lives in bermuda full time. So either this story is full of beluga caviar or she flies to NY to get her hair treatment twice a week or so.
Besides, do you really want to consider what the starlets spend on clothes? MOre than CZJ spends on her hair...for sure.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 15:16:41
The South Kensington salon is in the UK, not New York, and yes it's very believable she would fly a private jet to her hair appointments.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 15:58:01
Will someone tell Catherine ZitCunt Jones that I shit eggs and will gladly deposit her bloated face under my ass one to three times per day for just 19.95?
Muchachas grassyass.
By Non Vocabulum, on July 9, 2007 16:13:14
I better not see her in any public-service-announcement, lecturing me about the size of my eco-footprint.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 16:19:45
What kind of fish egg does she rub on her pubic hair?
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 16:23:33
she has the money for it, so why not? why do you guys care? its not like she was going to give all of her money to charity anyways
By Sacrament, on July 9, 2007 16:32:12
This story is probably true since I live about a three minute walk from Hari's salon on the Brompton Road in London. He's been offering the caviar shampoo treatment for sometime now. I always used to wonder which rich fucks would be stupid enough to pay for it. Guess I got my answer!
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 17:16:32
16:09 is a virgin. and desperate. and a numbskull.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 17:54:05
Why do you think she married Michael Douglas? Money! Duh!
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 18:39:02
Her hair is gonna stick like ass. Truffles and caviar are rank.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 22:24:30
(harps playing, smoke machines, dreamlike sequence, imagine...)Zeta Fart and Milano go to the same salon on the same day, except their treatments go awry. Zeta gets the hair remover on her tresses, Milano gets the fishy eggs on her arms, face, back and ass. Presto!
I must add, how the F- do you get fish eggs out of your hair?? That's like having lice. I'll bet they have to use a nit comb like you get in the RID box for your lice and crabs on Zeta's long shiny fish egg caked locks. Damn. Oh, and they probably charge an extra four hundred dollars for that special little comb. Bwhahhhha. Vapid, stupid woman.
By Sami Fulton, on July 9, 2007 22:47:38
If I had the money to entice her, I'd pay for her hair treatment and suck the fish eggs out of her ....... you get the idea. You people jealous?
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 03:35:37
caviar and 400$ hair treatment isn't it too much for her?! actually it's too much money for any hair !
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 03:47:18
Well, this treatment sounds gross to me, but I bet she doesn't do this EVERY single time she washes her hair. Probably a once-a-month spa treatment or some such.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 06:33:03
what a dumbass. Olive Oil (appx $6.00 for a small bottle of extra virgin) will do the same exact thing.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 08:51:55
Caviar from Iran??? Why's she overpaying the terrorist middle-imam???
By Fluffy, on July 10, 2007 11:48:28
Included with the caviar hair treatment: your choice of white rhino horn tea or spotted owl soup. Then, after your treatment you can either bludgeon a baby seal or run over a group of refugees (from the third world country of your choice) with a Cadillac Escalade (catalytic converter removed upon request).
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 11:52:33
If this chainsmoking Welsh whore wants some eggs,I got some for her..every 5-7 days.I do not like this cunt.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 13:13:12
Beautiful women have been selling themselves for money and privilege since forever. She's just traditional.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 20:50:59
Yes, oil smooths and darkens your hair.. it covers white hair too. Just don't wash it for a month will work as well.. heh.
By DynamiteSal, on July 11, 2007 13:41:00
I believe she has some great genes and I would PAY my boyfriend to fuck her. Phillip, you heard me.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 19:17:46
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