She's the only white girl I'd love to impregnate. She's half latina so thats a plus. congrats to her. She isn't a media whore and she actually known for her talent. Thats brave of her to be touring while pregnant. Hope the baby doesn't look like Jordan because hes fucking ugly.
Her career is gonna suck now. I give her props for her choice in men. Us not so pretty guys need love. Though, I look 10x better then the guy she lets fuck her. I guess I have a chance.
Oh, God... Please dont tell me the first comment is from Isaiah Washington lovin "Prettyboy"? If so...arent you supposed to be gay? If not, sorry...i thought you where someone elses comment.
Anyways, although her choice in a husband is questionable by some, its nice to see she is humble and yet talented. She definately isnt a media whore, so I have hopes that they will both prioritize correctly and raise their baby well. Lets hope we dont see any Britney mistakes for them, although I highly doubt that will be the case.
Hey people! Lets not wish any ill will on the baby, K?! Its not its fault who mama picked to impregnate her. Lets hope its born healthy.
Let's be realistic here. After the maternal debacle that is Britney Spears, Christina can raise the kid to be a meth-cooking wifebeater and still come off looking good. (Not to mention 'meth-cooking wifebeater' is a much brighter future than either of Britney's kids have to look forward to.)
Fuck me! There goes another smoking hot body down the drain! On the other hand the breasts should now be like a matching pair of Hindenburgs. Sure as hell hope she gets on the horn right now and starts consulting with Doctor Cruise so as to avoid that whole bullshit post partum depression hooey! (Just kidding girls!)
Christina Aguilera has managed her career so well by herself and she is a true example of class and talent for people in any age group. Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Nicole should study her life as an example. She will be a wonderful mother and parent.
My guess that you are a teenager or in your early twenties! Good luck to you when the time comes that your woman has a kid....or when age/gravity gets to you...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Earlier I hadn't enough interest to click for close ups of the pictures, but I just got bored enough to do so. Holy crap those are hysterically funny shots! Thanks!
Any woman that wears that much makeup has no natural beauty. Todd's psycho stalker fan is warming up. "Jessica Biel is a man" and "Megan Fox is a tranny" comments coming in 5, 4, 3....
OMG, this is the only celebrity pregnancy I will ever ever ever be excited over. I love her and know she will be a GREAT mom. Too young to be a mom I feel, but it's cool. Different strokes and all.
Oh, God... Please dont tell me the first comment is from Isaiah Washington lovin "Prettyboy"? If so...arent you supposed to be gay? If not, sorry...i thought you where someone elses comment Nikkibeach -------------
.......When the hell have I ever said i was gay? and I 100% stand by what I said in the Isaiah blog.
I never got into her. She looks like a half-Mexican version of the No-Doubt singer, whats her face. Gloria Esteban, or some shit.
Anyway, don't chicks have abortions anymore? The world doesn't need any more screaming monsters. I wish Luca Brassi was around so he could throw these babies into a furnace.
Yeah her husband isn't the best looking guy on the planet but he isn't the worst (think Pete Doherty) but at least he has a job and isn't using her for a "rap career" and they dated a long time and were pretty low-key about the whole thing.
And since she actually has a good voice I hardly think this will ruin her career.
I never got into her. She looks like a half-Mexican version of the No-Doubt singer, whats her face. Gloria Esteban, or some shit.
Anyway, don't chicks have abortions anymore? The world doesn't need any more screaming monsters. I wish Luca Brassi was around so he could throw these babies into a furnace.
By The Evil One, on July 4, 2007 19:55:22
I'm sure everyone in your life wishes to hell your (obvious) piece of shit mother would have had an abortion, you dumb fuck.
she's not humble. her music sucks. she looks like a two dollar hooker. But she is pretty. So I give props to the photographer who actually managed to make her look hideous in all those pictures. Although the outfit, makeup, and pregnancy probably helped too.
I fear the spawn will have toxic bleach poisoning and bovine DNA from all the crap in its mama's blood system along with all the other artifice the shrew applies, ingests and consumes to look the way she does.
Expect the poor child, born squealing and mewling at over 100 db, to resemble a white albino cow with botulism and transsexual tendencies Scar-wey!
Small? Her vagina has been banged by so many black guys, that kid is lucky if it holds on until the 7th month. Because if you remember, Christina said many many many times "White boys ain't got enough flava for me." Yet she married Marty Jewwy Steinberg. Seriously.
She is as much latina as Paris Hilton is. She uses that whenever she can to be "mo' realz." She's an asshat that can't hold a solid note without what sounds like gargling scope mouthwash. And she probably is to get all the semen out of her mouth.
This is why music sucks today. People think she can sing and dance. She's horrid.
shut the fuck up. Her relationships were never in the media besides that rican dude she dated and now her husband. That Dallas Austin thing came out of no where. she just said she prefers men of color. just because she dressed and acted a certain why wouldn't make her a slut because she wasn't out like paris and lindsay with a new guy different days of the week.
ontop of that she has a 4 octave range. thats like almost whitney houston status. She's may not be a goody two shoes but she knows how to keep life out of the media.
At the very worst it will still be 100 times more attractive that that thing that's going to come out of Nicole Richey. Seriously, should've there be an unlike team of heroes struggling to keep that thing from being born to prevent the end of the world?
Oh and God, if you're listening, after Christina's baby is born, please let her get her body back and be in Playboy. Thanks!
I dont think Jordan is ugly. They both have weird looking features. She has huge long feet and long skinny moneky looking arms but I dont think she's ugly either, just some weird features so even if the baby takes 100 percent after her, it still may not be the cutest baby in the world.
prettyboy, she openly talked about banging her black back up dancers. Never in the media? Xtina (ug I hate that crap she tried with her name) won't STFU about her sexual side.
BTW I agree with anon, she is as puerto rican as LiLo.
I have it on good intel that her pussy is all sorts of torn up. Buddy of mine installed her clit rind. When he did the piercing, he noticed that her pastrami curtains look like they got chewed up by a rottweiler. Than he sees her big fat black bodyguard, like all the celebs have these days. Homeboy weighed 300 easy, she called him a bodyguard but he looked more like a fried chicken assassin. Anyway, she was fucking him. Fat Albert tore that shit to shreds. That baby will have no trouble at all getting out of that stank Mexican hole...if anything, it will fall out and hit it's head. Another institutionalized tard, weee.
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Leave Your CommentShe's the only white girl I'd love to impregnate. She's half latina so thats a plus. congrats to her. She isn't a media whore and she actually known for her talent. Thats brave of her to be touring while pregnant. Hope the baby doesn't look like Jordan because hes fucking ugly.
By prettyboy, on July 3, 2007 21:09:20
Who cares?
By dm, on July 3, 2007 21:10:23
There is no way this prostitute breast feed her baby with silicone.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 21:11:45
The thought of a 9 month preggers Christina gives me wood. Can't wait to see the titties grow.
By Sporn, on July 3, 2007 21:36:45
Her career is gonna suck now. I give her props for her choice in men. Us not so pretty guys need love. Though, I look 10x better then the guy she lets fuck her. I guess I have a chance.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 21:51:12
The high waisted pants and ugly hat remind me of Celine Dion.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 22:21:44
She should fire the guy in the third pic for punching her in the head like that.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 22:22:45
Oh, God... Please dont tell me the first comment is from Isaiah Washington lovin "Prettyboy"? If so...arent you supposed to be gay?
If not, sorry...i thought you where someone elses comment.
Anyways, although her choice in a husband is questionable by some, its nice to see she is humble and yet talented. She definately isnt a media whore, so I have hopes that they will both prioritize correctly and raise their baby well. Lets hope we dont see any Britney mistakes for them, although I highly doubt that will be the case.
Hey people! Lets not wish any ill will on the baby, K?! Its not its fault who mama picked to impregnate her. Lets hope its born healthy.
By Nikkibeach, on July 4, 2007 01:05:00
Best of Luck to her....seriously.
Let's be realistic here.
After the maternal debacle that is Britney Spears, Christina can raise the kid to be a meth-cooking wifebeater and still come off looking good. (Not to mention 'meth-cooking wifebeater' is a much brighter future than either of Britney's kids have to look forward to.)
By joejoe, on July 4, 2007 01:16:27
She's as Latina as a woman who is not Latina. After the baby pops out, her career is over. Although she hasn't done anything in a while anyway.
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 04:45:15
Fuck me! There goes another smoking hot body down the drain! On the other hand the breasts should now be like a matching pair of Hindenburgs. Sure as hell hope she gets on the horn right now and starts consulting with Doctor Cruise so as to avoid that whole bullshit post partum depression hooey! (Just kidding girls!)
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 06:20:58
Christina Aguilera has managed her career so well
by herself and she is a true example of class and talent for people in any age group. Britney, Paris,
Lindsay and Nicole should study her life as an example. She will be a wonderful mother and parent.
By Nonnie, on July 4, 2007 07:02:48
@ anonymous, on July 4, 2007 09:20:58
My guess that you are a teenager or in your early twenties!
Good luck to you when the time comes that your woman has a kid....or when age/gravity gets to you...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 10:37:04
hat she's wearing a hat it is a white hat and she is dressed in a white suit and she is going to have a babby joy joy joy
By thok thok, on July 4, 2007 10:57:51
Any woman that wears that much makeup has no natural beauty.
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 11:36:17
Earlier I hadn't enough interest to click for close ups of the pictures, but I just got bored enough to do so. Holy crap those are hysterically funny shots! Thanks!
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 11:41:12
Any woman that wears that much makeup has no natural beauty.
Todd's psycho stalker fan is warming up. "Jessica Biel is a man" and "Megan Fox is a tranny" comments coming in 5, 4, 3....
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 13:01:21
that baby will look like a slutty oompa loompa at age 16. yet another woman wh shouldn't have kids.
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 14:37:57
OMG, this is the only celebrity pregnancy I will ever ever ever be excited over. I love her and know she will be a GREAT mom. Too young to be a mom I feel, but it's cool. Different strokes and all.
I can't wait to see the baby.
By voracious, on July 4, 2007 15:48:08
Oh, God... Please dont tell me the first comment is from Isaiah Washington lovin "Prettyboy"? If so...arent you supposed to be gay?
If not, sorry...i thought you where someone elses comment
Nikkibeach
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.......When the hell have I ever said i was gay? and I 100% stand by what I said in the Isaiah blog.
By prettyboy, on July 4, 2007 16:49:29
I never got into her. She looks like a half-Mexican version of the No-Doubt singer, whats her face. Gloria Esteban, or some shit.
Anyway, don't chicks have abortions anymore? The world doesn't need any more screaming monsters. I wish Luca Brassi was around so he could throw these babies into a furnace.
By The Evil One, on July 4, 2007 16:55:22
Dear Man who impregnated Christina:
YOU LUCKY PRICK!!!!
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 20:04:37
Yeah her husband isn't the best looking guy on the planet but he isn't the worst (think Pete Doherty) but at least he has a job and isn't using her for a "rap career" and they dated a long time and were pretty low-key about the whole thing.
And since she actually has a good voice I hardly think this will ruin her career.
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 23:49:39
I never got into her. She looks like a half-Mexican version of the No-Doubt singer, whats her face. Gloria Esteban, or some shit.
Anyway, don't chicks have abortions anymore? The world doesn't need any more screaming monsters. I wish Luca Brassi was around so he could throw these babies into a furnace.
By The Evil One, on July 4, 2007 19:55:22
I'm sure everyone in your life wishes to hell your (obvious) piece of shit mother would have had an abortion, you dumb fuck.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 06:27:42
Dag, I would SO hit that pregnant booty.
By Ken Mehlman, on July 5, 2007 07:02:28
she's not humble. her music sucks. she looks like a two dollar hooker. But she is pretty. So I give props to the photographer who actually managed to make her look hideous in all those pictures. Although the outfit, makeup, and pregnancy probably helped too.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 07:36:42
I fear the spawn will have toxic bleach poisoning and bovine DNA from all the crap in its mama's blood system along with all the other artifice the shrew applies, ingests and consumes to look the way she does.
Expect the poor child, born squealing and mewling at over 100 db, to resemble a white albino cow with botulism and transsexual tendencies Scar-wey!
By SamiF, on July 5, 2007 10:46:56
She's so small that's gonna hurt like crazy..
By DynamiteSal, on July 5, 2007 11:53:00
Small? Her vagina has been banged by so many black guys, that kid is lucky if it holds on until the 7th month. Because if you remember, Christina said many many many times "White boys ain't got enough flava for me." Yet she married Marty Jewwy Steinberg. Seriously.
She is as much latina as Paris Hilton is. She uses that whenever she can to be "mo' realz." She's an asshat that can't hold a solid note without what sounds like gargling scope mouthwash. And she probably is to get all the semen out of her mouth.
This is why music sucks today. People think she can sing and dance. She's horrid.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 13:04:51
to: anonymous, on July 5, 2007 16:04:51
shut the fuck up. Her relationships were never in the media besides that rican dude she dated and now her husband. That Dallas Austin thing came out of no where. she just said she prefers men of color. just because she dressed and acted a certain why wouldn't make her a slut because she wasn't out like paris and lindsay with a new guy different days of the week.
ontop of that she has a 4 octave range. thats like almost whitney houston status. She's may not be a goody two shoes but she knows how to keep life out of the media.
By prettyboy, on July 5, 2007 13:55:51
At the very worst it will still be 100 times more attractive that that thing that's going to come out of Nicole Richey. Seriously, should've there be an unlike team of heroes struggling to keep that thing from being born to prevent the end of the world?
Oh and God, if you're listening, after Christina's baby is born, please let her get her body back and be in Playboy. Thanks!
By TheBig28, on July 5, 2007 15:36:43
I dont think Jordan is ugly. They both have weird looking features. She has huge long feet and long skinny moneky looking arms but I dont think she's ugly either, just some weird features so even if the baby takes 100 percent after her, it still may not be the cutest baby in the world.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 17:27:21
prettyboy, she openly talked about banging her black back up dancers. Never in the media? Xtina (ug I hate that crap she tried with her name) won't STFU about her sexual side.
BTW I agree with anon, she is as puerto rican as LiLo.
By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 06:33:48
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shanice
Shanice has a 5 octave range. Still doesn't make you a fantastic singer.
By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 07:18:19
I have it on good intel that her pussy is all sorts of torn up. Buddy of mine installed her clit rind. When he did the piercing, he noticed that her pastrami curtains look like they got chewed up by a rottweiler. Than he sees her big fat black bodyguard, like all the celebs have these days. Homeboy weighed 300 easy, she called him a bodyguard but he looked more like a fried chicken assassin. Anyway, she was fucking him. Fat Albert tore that shit to shreds. That baby will have no trouble at all getting out of that stank Mexican hole...if anything, it will fall out and hit it's head. Another institutionalized tard, weee.
By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 09:52:24
good singer though
By BOB SAGET!, on July 21, 2007 11:51:10
CHRISTINA IS NOT WHITE.SHE IS LATINO WANT TO BE WHITE.SHE WANT TO BE THE NEXT MARYLIN MONROE.NOBODY CAN TAKE THE PLACE OF ANOTHER HUMAN BEING.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 09:08:36
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