David Beckham is Helpful

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  1. Blocking her crotch from the paparazzi because Posh has insisted on wearing too short of a skirt? Honestly why is she SUCH an attention whore? Why does she insist on exposing as much skin as possible as often as she can?

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 08:54:39

  2. He can help me any time he wants!

    By drooling on the keyboard, on July 18, 2007 08:57:13

  3. Labial bat wings can be a problem in the LA summer heat.

    By green tea and ganja, on July 18, 2007 08:59:22

  4. Labial Bat wings. That's great!

    What's up with her Arms in 1 & 6? IS that just a shadow or is she related to the crypt keeper?

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 09:01:25

  5. They all expose skin as often as they can, not just Posh. And when you are in a car, your skirt will ride up anyway because of the seat slant.

    I hope this will serve as an example to the other attention whores, 'cause I REALLY don't want to see any more of their nasty crotches on this site...

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 09:01:28

  6. I saw her reality show--according to her she is "normal". So wearing too short dresses is what us normal people wear, I now know.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 09:03:37

  7. I'm just giggling over the fact that CNN.com is running a front-page story that essentially says "Does anyone other than the paparazzi give a fuck about her?"

    By Pontius Pirate, on July 18, 2007 09:04:04

  8. Becks, Just press the tip and it'll go down! I'm sorry I forgot my girdle to keep it under control.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 09:10:37

  9. He's blocking the paps' view of her crotch. Smart guy, this one! Obviously, something that neither Paris or Britney ever thought of.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 09:15:14

  10. amazing, poor david.

    By Jane, on July 18, 2007 09:21:54

  11. Why is Brett Favre sandwiching his hands between Posh's legs? wtf is going on?

    By i don't like you in any way, on July 18, 2007 09:29:34

  12. her ding-a-ling just fell out..no biggie

    By mr. badonkiedonk, on July 18, 2007 09:41:48

  13. My mom said that he could be testing her smoothness, so he knows how much to tip the salon lady

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 09:51:22

  14. His hair is WHITE.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:28:08

  15. Mark my words. Those two will be divorced within the year. Now that Pretty boy will have all kinds of hotness all over him, he'll realize that he is with a sub-par california wannabe.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:31:50

  16. God i wish i was her.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:35:50

  17. he's blocking her crotch from a snatch shot from the paps. nice one.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:37:36

  18. I think it's worse to be photographed with someone's hand on your pussy than with your underwear hanging out.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:43:23

  19. I can't...I can't see it. Not her wang, the supposed "hotness" David Beckham is, allegedly. I don't see the hotness. WHERE IS THE HOTNESS?? He just looks like a rat-faced bottle blonde to me. And the voice? Have you heard him speak? I keep waiting for it to crack!

    By Vigilante, on July 18, 2007 10:45:21

  20. Does this count as a cock block?

    By Staci, on July 18, 2007 10:52:07

  21. Not herbs & sawdust...its wiring & electronics. She's a fembot, remember?

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:56:23

  22. His blocking of her paparazzi crotch-shot is so fucking cute in the weirdest way....

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 11:00:04

  23. He was being a gentleman and hiding her undies from the photogs...must admit it looks strange but what can I say

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 11:00:56

  24. Posh Spice needs to get on a plane and go the fuck back to England. I'm tired of hearing about this ugly talentless skank.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 11:02:31

  25. He is making sure the paps don't get a crotch shot....

    nice one, very sweet...lol

    By Tatianna, on July 18, 2007 11:12:40

  26. He probably wanted to help her put of the car and then she pressed her legs together because she didnt want the paps to get a shot of her undies and he got caught in there. And you all know these situations when you are watched and you can't do the one thing that would be considered normal like pulling his hand out between her legs.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 11:12:42

  27. Fuck you Posh! Go back to the UK!

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 11:14:01

  28. I wish that was me as well!!!

    By Sorceressss, on July 18, 2007 11:38:05

  29. Mark my words. Those two will be divorced within the year. Now that Pretty boy will have all kinds of hotness all over him, he'll realize that he is with a sub-par california wannabe.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 13:31:50

    Riiiiiiiiiiight. Because there aren't beautiful women in London or Madrid. My god, what a freaking idiot. They might well be divorced but it will have nothign to do with women from LA. I'm the first American girl to admit we ho's ain't got NOTHIN on spanish girls. They are all stupidly gorgeous and have much better bodies generally.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 12:05:40

  30. please..... can't you guys tell?? her custom Christian Louboutin platform stilettos were just too high & one of her veins was about to burst from the pressure brought on by the altitude & chemical reaction/I'm guessing she ingested human food at dinner? you just can't mix that w/ the already present viscous coolant! the poor thing, trying to appear like one of us... Becks was just trying to hold in that angry throbbing vein, and as she sits the pressure will be relieved... that's all she's made up of, of course- skin, hair, sinew, silicone & veins... and lots & lots of makeup & hair product... >:)

    By gigi, on July 18, 2007 12:44:50

  31. As if anyone actually wanted a fur 'n' dew shot of this ugly, talentless skank. He's just catching one of her fake tits that's trying to make a run for it down her leg. Poor old US of A, you can keep her as long as you want (please!)

    By vitriol, on July 18, 2007 13:33:10

  32. he's fucking covering her cooch up so the paparazzi can't take pictures of it for god sakes. and Victoria Beckham is not an attention whore. she gets followed around by the damn paparazzi so it's impossible for her to avoid the attention.

    By K, on July 18, 2007 13:43:16

  33. he's covering her up so the paparazzi don't get a picture!!

    By ingrid, on July 18, 2007 14:03:23

  34. Please read the fucking comments before you post yours!!!! God people are so fucking dumb.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 14:04:03

  35. "and Victoria Beckham is not an attention whore."

    And you're an idiot.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 14:04:51

  36. He's putting her ovaries back in

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 14:56:59

  37. I think he's just being a good husband and is helping to prevent the paps from photographing up Victoria's skirt. Seems very obvious to me, but I guess for all those who want to hate on Vicky B, it's not so obvious

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 15:15:58

  38. Hey, you know what? I just had a major "eureka" moment: HE'S COVERING HER COOCH SO THE PAPS WON'T GET A SHOT OF IT! Man, I'm a genius.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 15:57:18

  39. ======Don't know what he is doing, don't care, but I DO know that she is one Lucky bitch.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 18:14:04

  40. Yeah, she has dropped something in her lap(between her legs) and she doesn't want paps to get a picture of her coochy. He's diving for keys or something.

    By sexybeasts, on July 18, 2007 19:28:52

  41. Fuck that, that should be me with the sexy son of a bitch. Life is not fair!

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 19:28:55

  42. awww that is soo sweet

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 20:37:44

  43. I knew a Chinese-English girl who dated him during his early 20s. She's also a million times hotter than Posh.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 22:18:21

  44. she must keep his right foot in her handbag, because that's the only explanation for the hold she has over him

    By nancy reagan, on July 19, 2007 07:40:16

  45. lucky posh:-))))

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 09:11:15

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