Elton should have been tasered by the bobbie's. The guy is arrogant beyond belief. Only music he's good for now are moldy Disney flicks and the music all sounds the same!
Walking 50 feet may not sound like a big deal, but try doing it when your colon is hanging out of your rectum due to years of cornholing. Maybe then you'd understand Reggie's pain.
weren't he and diana good friends? what a way to respect her memory- throwing a temper tantrum because her only sons were being given proper security. that's some friendship right there.
"proper security"? Um, they are a couple of rich spoiled punks with no talent and no reason to be famous. Proper security is a home alarm system, not a parade of club-wielding cops with bad teeth.
they probably didn't tell him that's why the road was closed, especially since security would probably be very hush-hush about the princes arrival. i think elton probably played a big part in the planning of the concert, so i can imagine how he could get pissed if they wre blocking off the roads. i'm sure they told him why after it was too late, as people have a tendency to do.
It's a made-up story, to disguise the fact that he threw a fit when he found out his dressing room didn't have the right batteries for his Prostate Tickler 3000.
Eh, I'm ok with a musician of his caliber throwing a hissy fit vs. say Chestica or Shitney...I'd actually rephrase a previous commenter and say, "there are few things more amusing in life than an old, bitter queen".
I agree 17:59....but uh, which father are you referring too?? Cuz I don't think Charles is actually his Dad. Harry looks VERY MUCH like Hewitt, Diana's lover.
It sounds to me like whomever was in charge of security for the concert did a lousy job of planning for the Princes, Elton John and all other VIP's attending the Tribute for Princess Dianna. Then to make matters worse, the concert was cut short because of technical difficulties. What kind of inexperienced people did they have in charge for such an important evening?
Um, they are a couple of rich spoiled punks with no talent and no reason to be famous. Proper security is a home alarm system, not a parade of club-wielding cops with bad teeth.
no reason to be famous?! theyre fucking royal!! and Williams hottt.
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Leave Your CommentThere are few things in life more pathetic than an old, bitter queen.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 12:07:10
Elton should have been tasered by the bobbie's. The guy is arrogant beyond belief. Only music he's good for now are moldy Disney flicks and the music all sounds the same!
By Mr. T, on July 3, 2007 12:08:05
Walking 50 feet may not sound like a big deal, but try doing it when your colon is hanging out of your rectum due to years of cornholing. Maybe then you'd understand Reggie's pain.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 12:09:08
cmon, he was just trying to get the bobbie mad enough to use the baton...on his ass
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 12:17:15
It was a nice event, but I didn't think Diana had aged well.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 12:20:54
"doggy-paddle slaps"
Hilarious!!! :D
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 12:21:12
"We're waiting for the princes..."
Everything about England is gay.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 12:28:35
Die-na!
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 12:45:59
Would you guys rather:
a) perform cunnillingus on Princess Diana's mutilated rotten corpse
or
b) get ass-fucked by Serena Williams (before she throws you off the top of the Empire State Building).
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 12:56:50
I choose "a)".
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 13:00:42
Elton was mad because he needed time to practice the song Diana had decomposed.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 13:02:48
LMAO! The commenters are funny today.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 13:03:30
weren't he and diana good friends? what a way to respect her memory- throwing a temper tantrum because her only sons were being given proper security. that's some friendship right there.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 13:27:42
"proper security"? Um, they are a couple of rich spoiled punks with no talent and no reason to be famous. Proper security is a home alarm system, not a parade of club-wielding cops with bad teeth.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 13:31:58
Bet he would have walked it if there had been a 12" dick at the end of the journey...
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 13:32:47
Q. During her crash, what was the last thing that went through Diana's head?
A. The engine block.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 13:36:11
that was the concert? fergie and nelly furtado and color-me-elmo joss stone? thank god i don't have television.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 14:02:16
Call me old-fashioned, but I think it was undignified when Diana wormed her way into the show.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 14:07:10
they probably didn't tell him that's why the road was closed, especially since security would probably be very hush-hush about the princes arrival. i think elton probably played a big part in the planning of the concert, so i can imagine how he could get pissed if they wre blocking off the roads. i'm sure they told him why after it was too late, as people have a tendency to do.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 14:18:20
It's a made-up story, to disguise the fact that he threw a fit when he found out his dressing room didn't have the right batteries for his Prostate Tickler 3000.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 14:22:49
Eh, I'm ok with a musician of his caliber throwing a hissy fit vs. say Chestica or Shitney...I'd actually rephrase a previous commenter and say, "there are few things more amusing in life than an old, bitter queen".
By lanorigb, on July 3, 2007 14:29:30
Wow... you know I think Harry has turned out to be a hottie and William who used to be hot isn't so much anymore.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 14:50:41
I love it when he throws a bitch fit and still doesn't get his way. Not that it happens much....
By Patsy, on July 3, 2007 14:52:03
Look, if you've just been boned up the ass for 30 minutes in the backseat of a limo, maybe you need to get to a bathroom real quick, you know?
By Elton J., on July 3, 2007 14:58:51
Harry is kinda hot for a Ginger Kid, but looks too much like his ugly father. William is still the best looking one, imo.
Fatty Elton John needs to walk more I think.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 14:59:56
I agree 17:59....but uh, which father are you referring too?? Cuz I don't think Charles is actually his Dad. Harry looks VERY MUCH like Hewitt, Diana's lover.
No matter, I think he turned into a hunk myself.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 16:09:36
LMAO! He has always been that way!
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 17:27:02
the bonnet?
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 18:16:07
What a low budget concert. There were no actual musicians available?
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 19:42:22
It sounds to me like whomever was in charge of security for the concert did a lousy job of planning for the Princes, Elton John and all other VIP's attending the Tribute for Princess Dianna. Then to make matters worse, the concert was cut short because of technical difficulties. What kind of inexperienced people did they have in charge for such an important evening?
By Nonnie, on July 4, 2007 06:54:48
Um, they are a couple of rich spoiled punks with no talent and no reason to be famous. Proper security is a home alarm system, not a parade of club-wielding cops with bad teeth.
no reason to be famous?!
theyre fucking royal!!
and Williams hottt.
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 11:24:03
GOD, how rude!What was he gonna sing? "The Bitch Is Back"???
An undeserving person of his talent. Hes a has been in the gay world....I mean he is so 1980!
Bye Bye Lady John, Go suck off Maddonna.
By Nikkibeach, on July 4, 2007 23:43:20
think the old fart should be put out to pasture in old folks home playing piano in residents lounge
By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 14:36:16
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