Is she bringing a barf bag on her trip? Looks anorexia to me. Why Tony wouldn't want a girl with some meat on her is beyond me. Girls like her ALWAYS have "mental issues". Ya know it's true! I'll give 'em two years before Tony's $$ is in her attorney's bank account.
(2 hours before wedding) "Goddamit! It's for removing a moustache! NO! A lady's moustache! What? NO! Does anybody speak English there? How about Spanish?"
"Unless Eva Longoria invents a time machine or discovers Atlantis, this is pretty much going to be the pinnacle of her life. Her husband is a perennial NBA All-Star, she's a shitty actress on a soap opera. At least now she can get some respect. When the strippers Tony Parker bangs on the road answer his hotel room phone, those bitches will know to address her as "Mrs. Parker."
I am sorry, but that is the funniest thing I have read for a while. Phenomenal work.
She is nothing more than a 'one hit wonder' when it comes to anything remotely associated with acting. Tony on the other hand could have his pick of about any woman he wants. Like my old man always said "don't marry the first chick that takes her skirt off in front of you".
Those supersized sunglasses appear to have the magical power to turn anyone into septuagenarian jewish grandmother. That first pic was downright terrifying. Parker's gone and married Dame Edna! Tony knows all there is to know about the crying game.
Great shades! She looks like she should be in Miami Beach playing Canasta for pennies and nickels followed by a visit to the nearest deli for a bowl of borscht...
Folks I just read that a "speical VIP wedding guest" was none other than Mario Lopez...Jesus - I'd crack a joke here but my sides hurt too much from laughing plus I just did a spit take that drenched my computer screen...
The problem with LongWhoria is that she is unbelievably noveau riche and over the top tacky.
I would personally like to break the fingers of the "jeweler" who made the officious crap hanging off her scrawny little low class neck. To pervert gems from our beautiful earth in that way calls for a hard smack and tar and feathers for all involved. The fact that she's using old royal haunts in Paris to grandstand and rub the face of the entire world in her marriage debacle is unforgivable. She has all kinds of corporate sponsors giving her stuff for free in exchange for her bragging about herself and dropping their names all over the gossip rags. Whore. I vote we all gang up on this featherbrain from now on; gasp, even to the extent of giving Twitney a break. LongWhoria is vapid, insipid, offensive, obnoxious and deserves a public blog lynching from our united masses who are sick of celebutrash like her. As for Parker, who gives a rat's ass about him? His going along with this speaks volumes about HIS manhood, now doesn't it? Wonder if his teammates avert their eyes to avoid looking at him in the locker room? Oh wait, he doesn't go to the locker room because he's too busy posing for the media with his little twit.
Good Lord, how much Botox does she have in her face right now? Pretty soon the straight-lip smile will start to look as normal as screw-on boobs and giant pillow lips.
How sad to read all this. I wish the young couple much happiness. They are so in love, beautiful, rich, work hard, and deserve to enjoy life. I think they are very lucky to have everything going their way, hope it last forever.
37 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI don't see the big deal with this chick. She's not that hot. she does have a mouth big enough to swallow a coke can.
By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 11:31:18
Is she bringing a barf bag on her trip? Looks anorexia to me. Why Tony wouldn't want a girl with some meat on her is beyond me. Girls like her ALWAYS have "mental issues". Ya know it's true! I'll give 'em two years before Tony's $$ is in her attorney's bank account.
By Doctor 98725, on July 6, 2007 11:34:00
At least she got married in France. Let's hope they move there.
By Mr. T, on July 6, 2007 11:34:30
(2 hours before wedding) "Goddamit! It's for removing a moustache! NO! A lady's moustache! What? NO! Does anybody speak English there? How about Spanish?"
By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 11:36:37
She is short and ugly. Two strikes right there. She's also a chain smoker. Strike three. She's outta there.
By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 11:38:04
Great, now we have to worry about Mexicans crossing over the Atlantic too.
By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 11:46:28
She looks like a retarded minnie mouse. I give it two years. She is the one always chasing him, not good.
By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 11:46:29
I think that dress is meant for a toddler. She seems overly pushy.
By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 11:48:11
I think it's funny that not one pic is of her and her new husband. WTF is that about? She's not even walking next to him.
By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 11:49:02
Eva Longoria still looks like a 13 yr. old boy. nuff said.
By dm, on July 6, 2007 11:50:49
i give them 1 year
By Sacrament, on July 6, 2007 11:51:39
Gawd. Every time I see this woman I can't help but think of how she's younger than I am and yet she looks ten years older.
And what's with the bug eyes? I hope some Parisian smacks them off her face and says "Thees ees FRANCE, thees glass-ez...they are not styleesh!".
By Vigilante, on July 6, 2007 12:09:29
"Unless Eva Longoria invents a time machine or discovers Atlantis, this is pretty much going to be the pinnacle of her life. Her husband is a perennial NBA All-Star, she's a shitty actress on a soap opera. At least now she can get some respect. When the strippers Tony Parker bangs on the road answer his hotel room phone, those bitches will know to address her as "Mrs. Parker."
I am sorry, but that is the funniest thing I have read for a while. Phenomenal work.
By justice, on July 6, 2007 12:13:30
her and jessica alba ought to party. 2 ugly slutty skinny ass mexicans
By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 12:26:24
She is nothing more than a 'one hit wonder' when it comes to anything remotely associated with acting. Tony on the other hand could have his pick of about any woman he wants. Like my old man always said "don't marry the first chick that takes her skirt off in front of you".
By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 12:26:55
Eva Longoria fell in love with Tony Parker because he told her he was french. Stupid beaner.
By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 12:29:59
And nobody cares.
Except for me because its a slow day at work.
By TheBig28, on July 6, 2007 13:17:09
Those supersized sunglasses appear to have the magical power to turn anyone into septuagenarian jewish grandmother. That first pic was downright terrifying. Parker's gone and married Dame Edna! Tony knows all there is to know about the crying game.
By savage henry, on July 6, 2007 13:31:05
Isn't it tacky to get marriaged at a casino in Vegas?
By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 13:47:26
Great shades! She looks like she should be in Miami Beach playing Canasta for pennies and nickels followed by a visit to the nearest deli for a bowl of borscht...
By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 14:44:44
I'm sorry. That dress is Chanel but it looks like shit. Just because it cost $9,000 doesn't mean it's going to look nice on you. Trashy garbage.
By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 16:19:15
Breaking news: Eva Longoria is still boring.
By TheExpatriot, on July 6, 2007 16:47:48
She looks like a 12 year old going to church on Easter Sunday....nuff said
By Alicia, on July 6, 2007 17:11:41
Folks I just read that a "speical VIP wedding guest" was none other than Mario Lopez...Jesus - I'd crack a joke here but my sides hurt too much from laughing plus I just did a spit take that drenched my computer screen...
By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 17:58:32
savage henry..sami likes you, wink wink
The problem with LongWhoria is that she is unbelievably noveau riche and over the top tacky.
I would personally like to break the fingers of the "jeweler" who made the officious crap hanging off her scrawny little low class neck. To pervert gems from our beautiful earth in that way calls for a hard smack and tar and feathers for all involved. The fact that she's using old royal haunts in Paris to grandstand and rub the face of the entire world in her marriage debacle is unforgivable. She has all kinds of corporate sponsors giving her stuff for free in exchange for her bragging about herself and dropping their names all over the gossip rags. Whore. I vote we all gang up on this featherbrain from now on; gasp, even to the extent of giving Twitney a break. LongWhoria is vapid, insipid, offensive, obnoxious and deserves a public blog lynching from our united masses who are sick of celebutrash like her. As for Parker, who gives a rat's ass about him? His going along with this speaks volumes about HIS manhood, now doesn't it? Wonder if his teammates avert their eyes to avoid looking at him in the locker room? Oh wait, he doesn't go to the locker room because he's too busy posing for the media with his little twit.
By SamiFulton, on July 6, 2007 21:25:19
The Mayor's first name is Bertrand, full name Bertrand Delanoe.
By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 22:25:14
Who the fuck does this bitch think she is?
By anonymous, on July 7, 2007 01:05:31
BREAKING NEWS: NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
By anonymous, on July 7, 2007 07:31:08
it's Kermit the Frog
with giant sunglasses.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2007 17:21:50
I HOPE HE HAS A ROCK SOLID PRE-NUP OR HE IS GOING TO BE SO SCREWED IN AFEW YEARS.
By THE PUNISHER, on July 7, 2007 23:03:07
Good Lord, how much Botox does she have in her face right now? Pretty soon the straight-lip smile will start to look as normal as screw-on boobs and giant pillow lips.
By Kacky, on July 8, 2007 01:26:27
Check that - in photo 7 it looks like forehead wrinkles, so that would mean no Botox. That's just how she smiles. What a mess.
By Kacky, on July 8, 2007 01:31:28
Well it was either cleaning hotels or marrying Tony Parker.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2007 09:16:11
YAWN!!!
By newfgirl, on July 8, 2007 11:02:38
WOW, she's going to make one hideous middle aged woman. Look at those hands.
By V. Smith, on July 9, 2007 12:58:26
she looks like her breath stinks.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 06:33:12
How sad to read all this. I wish the young couple much happiness. They are so in love, beautiful, rich, work hard, and deserve to enjoy life. I think they are very lucky to have everything going their way, hope it last forever.
By Shosee, on July 11, 2007 00:39:21
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