75 Comments:

• Unfortunately, those tits are as fake as Britney's hair. :o(

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 09:57:12

• Sorry, it's a requirement for Page 3 girls to have natural breasts, so you're wrong. Those are real.

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 09:59:26

• They're hung down too low to be fake and not asmetrycal when viewed from the front. I'm thinkin' they're real.

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 10:01:03

• 2 words. Motor Boat.

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 10:02:06

• fake? NO. page 3 uk girls all have natural breasts. they're just freaks of nature. don't be jealous! (.)(.)

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 10:02:24

• They are real...and nice really nice :)

  By Me, on July 25, 2007 10:07:12

• Thank God! TITS!!!

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 10:12:41

• Photo 7, Lucy Pinder, camel-toed....mmmmmMmmmm....
  All that needs be said.....

  By joejoe, on July 25, 2007 10:14:04

• They seem to be real. They don't look hard or bolted on. They're just beefy chicks. Most fatter chicks DO have fuller boobs. Now, here's the scary part: let's get some pics of their moms and see where they'll be 20 years from now. Size XXXL with tits hanging well below the belly button.

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 10:19:38

• Hey, 10:19:38, jealous much?
  
  They are good looking girls with nice natural boobs. Good for them.

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 10:22:22

• hey 10:22:22 Your jealous.
  
  Pull down your socks and show us your tits!

  By chuggdog, on July 25, 2007 10:43:20

• hrd too typppe wit keybrd al sttcky

  By Manny, on July 25, 2007 10:43:55

• She's fucking amazing.
  
  I wasn't a fan of that other Brit whore who was here a few weeks ago, with the blonde dye job...but this girl...I love light brown hair.

  By J-Bird, on July 25, 2007 10:46:09

• Those tits are racist. They are big and white. Why does this site only show large WHITE tits? 100% racism.

  By prettyboy, on July 25, 2007 10:46:53

• I need to move to England.

  By dm, on July 25, 2007 10:48:13

• Without a doubt 100% REAL MEAT!! Those are some nice krimpets.

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 10:51:23

• you're a sucker if you think all english chicks are like this, that beach doesn't even look like its in england.
  

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 10:53:06

• Keeley Hazell and Kelly Brook are hands down the hottest Page 3 girls of all time. Goddamn!

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 10:54:10

• i like how the big titted chicks have to hang out with other big titted chicks.

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 10:54:53

• you're a sucker if you think all english chicks are like this, that beach doesn't even look like its in england.
  
  Learn to read. Did he say all? And when they leave England, they're still English. Your nationality doesn't change when you leave the country.

  By Mr. Point Out The Obvious Guy, on July 25, 2007 10:58:06

• I'm so jealous. I wish that my tits looked like that. Seriously. Not a bad thing to say about those beautiful breasts and the faces too.
  
  My "girlfriend" was going to get a breast reduction b/c her tits look like that..I kicked her and she didn't. She's very happy that she didn't but has back problems.
  
  

  By This girls back must really hurt, on July 25, 2007 11:01:57

• oh they're real...and they're spectacular!

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 11:02:47

• those are some big fake melons

  By Gern Blansten, on July 25, 2007 11:16:40

• Yeah, well don't all fat chicks have big tits? I mean these girls aren't fat persay but they are pretty beefy.

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 11:16:46

• lol @ all the virgins who've never seen real breasts before. these are real, and these girls aren't fat. they're unusually thin for having such big breasts.

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 11:18:34

• We have Paris Hilton being famous for nothing but being hot, they have Lucy Pinder? WTF? What’s wrong with this country? We really need to go back to judging women not based on the size of their inheritances, but on the size of their tits. The Brtis don’t do much right, but by Jove they’re right on this one!
  
  By the way, I LOVE that those girls are holding hands.
  

  By TheBig28, on July 25, 2007 11:31:04

• Watch out, Anon 11:16. Anyone who doesn't admit to having a humongous hard-on from watching these two seacows is automatically labled jealous or a fag. They just don't realize that this type of body DOES NOT turn some type of men on. Those tits are ridiculous. They make me laugh because they are so large and disproportionate. Only Americans and the English are so desperately tit-obsessed. Europeans will take a girl that looks like Petra Nemcova (fit, healthy, sexy and proportionate) over fat, flabby and ridiculously endowed.

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 11:36:28

• ^ LMAO what a fag!

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 11:37:28

• ^hahahaha

  By Hefe, on July 25, 2007 11:40:28

• YES, Lucy Pinder could lose 20 pounds and not have to be on an IV to survive...
  
  If she lost 20 pounds she would STILL have D cups and curves to love..;)

  By joejoe, on July 25, 2007 11:54:51

• Um, it turns me on. Jesus!

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 11:57:43

• You pedos can go jack off to your flat chested skeletons, the grown men will be happy with these women. Thanks for adding to my spank bank!

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 11:59:29

• Whenever I hear women whine about another woman having fake tits-that translates into:"I wish I could afford 'em."
  
  Whenever I hear men comment on the authenticity of a womans' tits-that translates into:"I have to deliver some cutting remark...but I wish I could tag it just the same."
  
  A POX ON BOTH OF YOU.
  
  Sometimes doctors do a BETTER job than nature.I think those are real btw.
  
  Any one who is repulsed by the possibility of being sandwiched between these two yummy babes please allow me to replace you.

  By DR.FUNK, on July 25, 2007 12:05:10

• Oh, yeah...what a porker. She's a regular Kirsty Alley. Go eat another cream puff, you fat tub o' lard!
  /end sarcasm
  
  She's so not fat. My god, people. Get a f'ing grip on reality.

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 12:45:41

• Ugly girls with big tits. What's the big deal? They are nice though...

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 12:53:39

• anonymous 11:36:28 If Europeans will take someone like Petra "(fit, healthy, sexy and proportionate)", why does Petra have fake breasts?

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 12:57:20

• Anon 12:57, I do not agree that Petra's breasts are fake. But let's agree with you for the sake of argument. Even if they are fake, they are proportionate and proper for her body and frame. She doesn't look like a ridiculous dairy cow needing to be milked.

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 13:10:04

• Petra Nemcova and these girls have average faces, but Petra has smaller fake tits, so these girls win. They have real tits and hot curves. 13:10, Only a homosexual man would ever be gay enough to to make all the comments you've made here.

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 13:17:36

• I've been on solid food for years now so these girls hold no special interest for me.

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 13:21:35

• ^ so you stopped liking breasts when you were a baby. ok you're GAY. not that there's anything wrong with that.

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 13:24:29

• Yay! Titties! Things were getting far too serious for a bit there.

  By Vigilante, on July 25, 2007 13:25:09

• Those tits are racist and photoshopped!!,,

  By i'm serious, on July 25, 2007 13:27:55

• the spank bank has once again been filled.

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 13:37:29

• "so you stopped liking breasts when you were a baby. ok you're GAY."
  
  wow, I never realized the signs were so subtle! I thought you had to suck cock or take it in the ass or something. Turns out you simply need to find a particular woman not all that appealing.

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 14:06:26

• joejoe, open your eyes pal. if Lucy Pinder dropped 20 lbs, she would not be on an iv. she'd be down to a size 4.

  By Carolina , on July 25, 2007 14:09:08

• "size 4" isn't a good thing at Lucy's height. She's 5'5", so stick thin wouldn't be pretty on her at all. Learn about proportions rather than sticking to numbers. She's fine the way she is, and the millions of men who masturbate to pics of her think so too.

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 14:13:13

• lucy got nice body and boobs
  
  so basically anyone who say she looks ugly are either stupid flat chested jealous girls or either gay men or guys with fugly girfriends
  
  oh and petra is the next tomboy
  so stop saying u hate big tits cause its a fact guys love big tits

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 14:57:42

• Carolina,
  
  Go back and re-read what I wrote. I said she WOULDN'T need an IV to survive if she lost 20 pounds.....
  
  Are YOUR eyes open?? lol....;)

  By joejoe, on July 25, 2007 15:22:58

• Sexy women! I wish we had more topless beaches in the US!

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 15:27:23

• THOSE ARE REAL TITS ENGLISH CHICKS DON'T LIKE FAKT STUFF ON OR IN THEIR BODIES NOT EVEN TOOTH PASTE

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 16:11:16

• They are big girls - but I agree the tits are real on both, and are nice, but - tits don't make the woman. And obviously Lucy Pinder is a lesbo, how hot.
  Meanwhile, waiting to see the latest post here on Lindsay getting busted and proclaiming her innocence! HA!

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 16:49:03

• I'm not sure what FAKT stuff is...but I'm thinking I might not like it either. I do like toothpaste, never tried it on my nether regions but I'm sure it leaves you minty fresh wherever you use it!
  
  Hey, if you use toothpaste on your ass...does that then make it asspaste?

  By Vigilante, on July 25, 2007 17:17:28

• Why do I want to touch them? -_o........damn I'm having another bi moment.

  By Ebz, on July 25, 2007 17:29:11

• Those boobies are real, I can tell...I'm the same size as that skinnier girl, I only weigh 118 lbs and i'm 5'6 tall but i got a natural DD's...and yes I'm Eu too so it must be in the water :)

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 17:43:21

• so hot/ *almost* a tad National Geographic-ish [minus the melanin] but hot just the same - just hope she's getting in some good pec work...

  By gigi, on July 25, 2007 18:48:27

• okay joejoe, i DID read that wrong. sorry. ;P
  i admit it. she would look great at a size 4 though.
  im a 2-4 and 5,4' with c's so it can happen. but her boobs do look great and she IS pretty.
  i just think she could use some situps.
  jeez!

  By Carolina , on July 25, 2007 18:56:51

• "she would look great at a size 4 though.
  im a 2-4 and 5,4' with c's so it can happen."
  
  You're stupid, and jealous, and have an ugly face [I guarantee it] so stop being jealous of women who are genuinely comfortable in their skin, and are taller, and hotter than you, and have bigger boobs than you mkay? :x

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 19:07:36

• I'm surprised the "anyone who doesn't think so is gay" ploy is so effective. Why do people get all riled up? Personally I couldn't care less if I think a girl is hot and another straight guy disagrees. I don't care if his cock is hard also. I only care about my cock. To care about the state of another guy's cock is...well, you know.

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 19:08:17

• WOW HER TITS ARE AMAZING!!!! TOTALLY REAL.

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 19:32:37

• 19:07 - you can do better than that, not everyone is jealous of the heavy, chesty brit chicks.
  lol, at "taller"...one inch, wow!
  
  

  By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 20:13:18

• Oh they do need to be milked. And I'm just the farmer to do it!

  By TheBig28, on July 25, 2007 20:22:27

• Vigilante,
  
  Toothpaste does make your nether regions smell minty fresh, but it burns like HELL. Unfortunately it didn't kill the crabs, either.

  By Lindsay Lohan, on July 25, 2007 21:26:57

• Carolina,
  
  Agreed, Pinder could afford to shed a few pounds.
  
  And she would just be more attractive to males and lesbians.
  And, yes, still with unusually large, beautiful, natural breasts.......;)
  
  

  By joejoe, on July 25, 2007 22:24:15

• praise jesus! I was once blind but now I can see!

  By seth, on July 25, 2007 22:46:26

• fat + plain = british sexy
  
  

  By cpt obvious, on July 25, 2007 22:50:23

• shit bitch nice tits... mine are bigger tho, but all us true british girls have huge knockers!! :)

  By anonymous, on July 26, 2007 00:52:59

• Nice, just nice. My ex had a pair of those, real of course as these are. I could play with them for hours.

  By TheExpatriot, on July 26, 2007 01:01:06

• I'm tired of people claiming all "fat girls" have big tits. Most fat girl's breasts are not big in comparison to the rest of them, so they dont count. As per realness, yes some women collect fat in thier chests, just like some collect it in thier asses or thighs.
  
  I am jealous though. Her nips are ideal.

  By anonymous, on July 26, 2007 04:46:41

• Thank you, Lindz. I'd always wondered about that. I've got this new kind of toothpaste with little breath strips in it...guaranteed to keep your breath fresh for hours? I wonder about these kinds of things...you know...late at night when I'm getting ready to turn in?
  
  If it burns I'd better not try it then. Thanks for the heads up!

  By Vigilante, on July 26, 2007 06:39:30

• She looks hot now, but at age 45 or so, these big Brit women are going to be huge sagging Judy Dench looking monsters.
  
  One needs to keep an eye on the future when shopping for livestock, that's all I'm saying.

  By anonymous, on July 26, 2007 10:06:06

• These girls are neither beefy nor fat. It's just that they simply AREN'T anorexic pilates freaks. We are way too used to seeing the 'beautiful people' with their stick-thin bodies and silicone breasts.
  
  That being said, I'd happily deal with sagging breasts at age 45-50 to have a little of what these girls have now.

  By AV, on July 26, 2007 11:58:16

• ahahah fake!?!? so you don't know lucy pinder and sophie howard? they're famous in england and they're absolutely natural! lucy is 32f and sophie was 34g, now she is more thin, I've touched her boobs and they're... WOW!

  By anonymous, on July 26, 2007 12:43:13

• 19:08:17 used the word "cock" three times in his post. And once it was about another guy's being "hard". That's a little.... well, you know.

  By anonymous, on July 26, 2007 14:49:15

• GAY! Ha ha ha!
  
  Whoops, did I type that out loud?

  By Vigilante, on July 26, 2007 15:59:42

• I am so glad that I don't have such huge hips as either of these women - did you see how big her bikini trunks are? Yet, there's no ass in them!?
  
  I'd rather have smaller breasts but with a perfect ass and cellulite-free legs (and stomach).
  
  Please - those looks like huge udders!

  By anonymous, on July 26, 2007 21:33:09