Wow, what a guy! My husband would NOT be seen with me - let alone hold my hand - if I looked like that in a bikini. What is UP with her nether regions???
Barf. She's gross enough no matter what she is wearing, but what she has done to her crotchtal region with that swimsuit is criminal. What disgusting whore.
Did she buy that bikini in the toddler's section of K-mart? Any self respecting man would NOT want his wife out in public (or should I say pubic?) with her cooch hanging out like that. Sorry, it makes him look like an old fat has-been. Oh, wait, that's what he is.
I was at the first Lollapalooza and got scared as fuck watching Ice-T and Perry Farrell prowl the stage singing "Don't Call Me Nigger, Whitey." Now AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted is a bumbling suburban dad, Ice-T the OG is the TV guy and married to some white lady, and K-Fed is in a legitimate relationship with an employed woman... what the FUCK happened to the reality I'm used to?
Oh well, as long as extremely impossible things are happening, Natalie Portman should be here soon for snuggle time. Rowr!
Any straight dude who says he wouldn't fuck CoCo is lying. Straight men like to fuck women who look like women, and women who look like that. That's a fact.
ONLY 1.) FUCKING FAGs 2.) DOODS WHO LIKE ANOREXIC VAMPIRES(MAJORITY WHITE GUYS WITH SMALL DICKS) 3.) AND CERTAIN WHITE PEOPLE WOULD NOT THINK THIS BRAUD IS HOT...HER BODY IS FUCKIN INSANE. LOVE DA COCO!
A white guy would feel humiliated if he were caught in public with that walking sex cartoon. A black guy proudly parades her around. I don't think we have to worry about losing our wealth and power.
Ice T is sooooo repulsive. Even when he was younger and in better shape he was very ugly and sort of his own form of birth control. Now he has crossed over into 'visually upsetting' and 'may cause anal leakage if viewed' territory. God I lost my appetite. Can we please have some naked Josh Duhamel pictures or some smoking hot Johnny Depp pictures? I'm trying not to enter early menopause from the drying effect of looking at Ice T.
Coco is nasty! I dont know ANY straight dudes that would get with that. Just plain nasty. Bad face and HUGE lopsided ugly fake tits. Not to mention WHITE TRASH. No fucking way, not even if you paid me. I'd even do Fergie fug over that bitch!
Geez, Ice T's old long-term girlfriend, Darlene, must have felt like a chump when he dumped her for Coco. Darlene and he had a kid together, too. I bet she got nothing for all those years spent with him. Obviously you can't force someone to marry you, but, don't waste too much time with someone who won't commit legally if that's what's important to you!
UGH God, that woman is so fucking NASTY. She practically has a damn crotch wedgy. Seriously, WTF was the point in even wearing a bottom if it doesn't even cover your shit. God she is so gross...
That suit is awful. It really does her figure no favors. Can anyone tell from those pictures if her ass is implants are real? I mean, if it's real, I feel bad for her. Good God, she needs to tone up though. There looks like a lot of cheese back there. And the front? I would have those flotation devices fixed up, or taken down a cup or three and do some damn crunches once or twice a month. She could be pretty hot, in a Post Pamela Anderson/Veronica Rabbit sort of way if she tweaked it a little. Right now she just looks like a sloppy black man's fantasy woman.
Bad makeup really hands me a laugh! Some women apparently put theirs on in the dark and don't realize that they have a singularly bronzed face and ivory white neck. Is it really that hard to figure out ladies?
that shit is busted. her bathing suit "bottom" looks like somebody shoved a sliver of a red handkerchief up an oil gasket. damn, I wouldn't hit that if it was an act of self-defense.
What a disgusting, nasty as hell joke that Coco is, is she so insecure that she had her get tits and ass done to fit in?, have you heard this stupid bitch talk?, it's like she is retarded and special.
I think by rights she's a curvy woman, so I'm at a loss to explain her ridiculously small waist in comparison to the rest of her. Can anyone say lipo? At least that was done well, unlike her boobs...
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Leave Your CommentWow, what a guy! My husband would NOT be seen with me - let alone hold my hand - if I looked like that in a bikini. What is UP with her nether regions???
By Coca & Tea...how cute!!, on July 12, 2007 09:29:59
CoCo is fuckin hot!
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 09:30:55
omg i would skeet all over and then i would skeet all over her
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 09:31:21
wtffff is she wearing!
that beyond gross
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 09:39:25
Like Quincy Jones, he's done got the Jungle Prize!
Where da White Women dat?
By Calvin Broadass, on July 12, 2007 09:41:01
Coca is HOT??? Are you making a play on words??
Hot Cocoa??
Because, sir, check out the FRONT of her. She's disgusting. I can't quite figure out WHAT is going on....but something definitely IS.
By I'm worried for 12:30:55, on July 12, 2007 09:49:48
That is fine... Me likey...This is me with my hand on my privates...this is me....uhhh...wait a sec...oh yeah...oh yeah....oh yeah...
Okay...where were we...?
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 09:50:17
What are the odds her tits are real?
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 09:52:17
the most classy part about her is her scrunchie.
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 09:52:44
All I gotta say is.... she's way hotter than Britney!
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 09:56:06
her one boob looks bigger then the other.
bad implants! bad!
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 09:58:11
Barf. She's gross enough no matter what she is wearing, but what she has done to her crotchtal region with that swimsuit is criminal. What disgusting whore.
By Solaera, on July 12, 2007 10:00:03
Did she buy that bikini in the toddler's section of K-mart? Any self respecting man would NOT want his wife out in public (or should I say pubic?) with her cooch hanging out like that. Sorry, it makes him look like an old fat has-been. Oh, wait, that's what he is.
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 10:01:20
I was at the first Lollapalooza and got scared as fuck watching Ice-T and Perry Farrell prowl the stage singing "Don't Call Me Nigger, Whitey." Now AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted is a bumbling suburban dad, Ice-T the OG is the TV guy and married to some white lady, and K-Fed is in a legitimate relationship with an employed woman... what the FUCK happened to the reality I'm used to?
Oh well, as long as extremely impossible things are happening, Natalie Portman should be here soon for snuggle time. Rowr!
By Dickie Hateface, on July 12, 2007 10:05:33
now that is some moose knuckle
By Hefe, on July 12, 2007 10:09:49
Barf. These photos are too ugly to be on this site. Please take them down immediately before I gouge my eyes out.
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 10:11:46
Old fat women should not wear micro kitten bikinis. All because you got a brazilian wax(good for you) does NOT mean you can wear brazilian fashion!!
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 10:16:09
AmeriKKKa's Most Wanted was Ice Cube, Dickie.
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 10:16:42
Any straight dude who says he wouldn't fuck CoCo is lying. Straight men like to fuck women who look like women, and women who look like that. That's a fact.
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 10:18:10
ONLY 1.) FUCKING FAGs 2.) DOODS WHO LIKE ANOREXIC VAMPIRES(MAJORITY WHITE GUYS WITH SMALL DICKS) 3.) AND CERTAIN WHITE PEOPLE WOULD NOT THINK THIS BRAUD IS HOT...HER BODY IS FUCKIN INSANE. LOVE DA COCO!
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 10:23:37
A white guy would feel humiliated if he were caught in public with that walking sex cartoon. A black guy proudly parades her around. I don't think we have to worry about losing our wealth and power.
By Lou Dobbs, on July 12, 2007 10:26:22
Actually, judging by the writing, only retarded guys drool over Coco (and black guys, but that's sort of redundant).
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 10:27:41
Ice T is sooooo repulsive. Even when he was younger and in better shape he was very ugly and sort of his own form of birth control. Now he has crossed over into 'visually upsetting' and 'may cause anal leakage if viewed' territory. God I lost my appetite. Can we please have some naked Josh Duhamel pictures or some smoking hot Johnny Depp pictures? I'm trying not to enter early menopause from the drying effect of looking at Ice T.
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 10:52:36
At Ice-T doesn't have to worry about Coco drowning... those things are USCG approved!
By Inspector Bob!, on July 12, 2007 10:54:31
Isn't Ice T like 50 years old now? I mean for his age, he looks ok.
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 10:57:17
Her bathing suite looks ridiculous. How can she go out looking like that you could almost see her vagina lips.
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 11:06:12
Looks like a couple of pontoons hit her in the back.
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 11:06:52
Coco is nasty! I dont know ANY straight dudes that would get with that. Just plain nasty. Bad face and HUGE lopsided ugly fake tits. Not to mention WHITE TRASH.
No fucking way, not even if you paid me. I'd even do Fergie fug over that bitch!
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 11:06:59
Geez, Ice T's old long-term girlfriend, Darlene, must have felt like a chump when he dumped her for Coco. Darlene and he had a kid together, too. I bet she got nothing for all those years spent with him.
Obviously you can't force someone to marry you, but, don't waste too much time with someone who won't commit legally if that's what's important to you!
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 11:09:47
Is Ice-T half white?
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 11:17:00
Ice-T can use some sunscreen.
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 11:19:31
She does have a nice body.
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 11:23:02
anonymous 13:16:42
Yeah, I worded that badly. Should have mentioned them both by name to avoid looking like a goof.
anonymous 13:23:37
Couldn't get a girlfriend sub-300 lbs., huh?
By Dickie Hateface, on July 12, 2007 11:23:46
Hey Todd! There is a spelling mistake in the title. It's "Waddling" not "Wading".
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 11:25:21
At least Ice-T's tits are real.
By J-Bird, on July 12, 2007 11:38:01
UGH God, that woman is so fucking NASTY. She practically has a damn crotch wedgy. Seriously, WTF was the point in even wearing a bottom if it doesn't even cover your shit.
God she is so gross...
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 12:03:45
That suit is awful. It really does her figure no favors. Can anyone tell from those pictures if her ass is implants are real? I mean, if it's real, I feel bad for her. Good God, she needs to tone up though. There looks like a lot of cheese back there. And the front? I would have those flotation devices fixed up, or taken down a cup or three and do some damn crunches once or twice a month. She could be pretty hot, in a Post Pamela Anderson/Veronica Rabbit sort of way if she tweaked it a little. Right now she just looks like a sloppy black man's fantasy woman.
By Willa Dodge, on July 12, 2007 12:12:11
Bad makeup really hands me a laugh! Some women apparently put theirs on in the dark and don't realize that they have a singularly bronzed face and ivory white neck. Is it really that hard to figure out ladies?
By Mike, on July 12, 2007 12:29:46
I swear her face used to not be so square ... but then again I was quite blitzed out of my mind when I met them in 2001.
By P, on July 12, 2007 12:33:28
Cocoa and Tea - funny! The photos are not flattering and her thighs look flabby. Do I see a nipple slip?
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 12:50:24
coco is hot..but what shes wearin is fuckin ridulous...bad taste girl.
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 13:14:48
That suit is just awful! She has a nice figure, but the suit is not working for her! The least she could do is find something flattering!
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 13:47:43
When did Ice-T become Carl from "Aqua Teen Hunger Force"?
By TheBig28, on July 12, 2007 14:31:48
...uhh whose tits are bigger...? I'd say the Ice man is sporting a nice pair of D-cups himself...
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 14:58:09
where's her bathing suit?
By insidescoop, on July 12, 2007 15:52:37
Her left breast looks twice the size of the right....looks like she needs to go back and see her doc?
By DocsGirl, on July 12, 2007 16:13:07
Her body looks uncomfortable to lug around.
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 16:44:23
The OG can put on as many pounds as he wants, he'll still kick Nino Brown's ass.
By Cwazola, on July 12, 2007 17:00:14
I thought Ice T was black...
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 20:11:20
Either a Penny Hardaway jersey, or a retro T-Mac jersey. . .I'll bet it's McGrady
By Steve, on July 12, 2007 21:09:40
You can see the veins in her tits a mile away.
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 22:27:00
that shit is busted. her bathing suit "bottom" looks like somebody shoved a sliver of a red handkerchief up an oil gasket. damn, I wouldn't hit that if it was an act of self-defense.
By iFart, on July 12, 2007 23:54:46
What a disgusting, nasty as hell joke that Coco is, is she so insecure that she had her get tits and ass done to fit in?, have you heard this stupid bitch talk?, it's like she is retarded and special.
Ice-T is a joke these days but Coco is just FOUL
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 04:19:36
blahahahahahaahha. "maybe its part of her tribe". Totally made my morning
By whoami, on July 13, 2007 05:55:26
Coco is fine, I ain't mad at Ice
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 06:09:21
I think by rights she's a curvy woman, so I'm at a loss to explain her ridiculously small waist in comparison to the rest of her. Can anyone say lipo? At least that was done well, unlike her boobs...
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 06:10:37
since this wasn't a nude beach, i don't see why ice-tea felt the need to ditch his bikini top. he needs to support those puppies.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 06:57:15
Wasn't coco the girl on the power album cover (and back)?
By southside whitey, on July 13, 2007 08:15:26
well, at least they look happy together.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 17:31:40
@Anonymous
Actually, judging by the writing, only retarded guys drool over Coco (and black guys, but that's sort of redundant).
Go chase your blow-up down around the trailer, stupid asshole.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 19:33:43
Damn i would love to squeez and suck on those nice tits lol and she is fuckin' sexy and hell, i wouldn't mind fuckin' her doggystyle :)
By anonymous, on July 14, 2007 14:55:52
Are his tits real?
By anonymous, on July 15, 2007 14:08:23
Is it me or is her left boob bigger than her right one? Btw she looks abit like an ape, especially in picture 3
By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 09:07:25
What's up with picture #3?! She's like the second from the left in The Evolution of Man!
By Holls, on July 19, 2007 15:20:53
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