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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren Broke Up

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damn she's hot !

By satkuru, on July 25, 2007 11:18:49
She seems like a real bitch.

By Ooba Gooba, on July 25, 2007 11:28:49
I give him props for maintaining the relationship for a year-and-a-half or whatever.

It would be so hard to keep the magic going with a sought-after female star of this magnitude--sounds like you would be walking on eggshells the whole time.

By Zen Wizard, on July 25, 2007 11:28:55
I'd like to predict that Justin drops Biel soon and goes after Alba. Justin has been chasing all the hottest Hollywood ladies recently, I'm guessing this will be his next conquest.

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 11:31:08
Now I can make my move!

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 11:35:57
i wonder what she's digging for in the yellow bikini

By Hefe, on July 25, 2007 11:37:31
Gentlemen, start your engines!

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 11:58:25
She is so freaking hot. I could look at pics of her all day long.

By Sexy Jessica Alba, on July 25, 2007 12:08:59
Alba is a skanky diva-ass bitch and is super hated in Hollywood. This is no secret...she is loathed by her peers and has zero friends. I realize this means nothing to all you horny guys out there who worship her...but she is butt ugly, too. She is so low class that she will never be the movie "star" she fancies herself to be one day. And, no, I am not some ugly fat-ass sitting at my computer making jealous comments about the "it" girl of the moment...she has achieved the highest level of skank she ever will and is not a high demand "actress" anyway. I appreciate true beauties, I even fancy them myself, like Halle Berry, Michelle Pfeiffer, Natalie Portman. Hot chicks with brains who can, oh yes, ACT.

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 12:09:39
They may have broken up, but he still got to be the guy in that top picture.

By Enough Already, on July 25, 2007 12:41:23
DIBS!!!!!!!

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 12:45:07
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!! I THOUGHT SHE ALWAYS SAYS THAT SHE DOESNT HAVE TO WHERE SHORT SKIRTS AND LIKES TO COVER UP AND NOW A SEE THREW SHIRT. WHAT A STUPID ASS!!

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 12:57:49
Gasp! Say it isin't so? A young, beautiful Hollyweird hottie breaks up with her beau over the phone & has him moved out almost immediately? Unheard of.

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 13:16:37
Now that is one fine ass black woman! Take that you crackas.

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 13:20:20
I think this is the most over rated girl ever. Great body no question, but she is pretty. Thats it, shes not beautiful by ANY means. Megan Fox is beautiful, in fact I could name 100's or actress's over the past 50 yeaRS SHE COULD NOT HOLD A CANDLE TOO. She has the face of a kid, baby fat and all. That does not turn me on in the least. Great body sure but over all, over rated. Way to break up over the phone, thats disrespect to someone who you are supposed to love....out of the blue? Thats the kind of honest person I want in my life....he's better off. Should file a lawsuit for disrupting his excistance. Bitch.

By mark, on July 25, 2007 13:25:28
Over the phone? What a heartless cunt. Get some class.

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 13:32:16
Well, I've had the pleasure of meeting Jessica on three occasions. A-friend-of-a-friend kind of thing. I can tell you that she is the most stuck up, most selfish, bitch around. So fake, and so into herself, that it's almost appalling. Actually, she appears nice. Polite and all. But there is something so fake beneath all of that. The thing I remember most is that fake smile of hers. And that look in her eyes... she smiles to your face, but you get the feeling it is not genuine. It's how she comes out in TV interviews, as well.

She is absolutely gorgeous. A doll, top to bottom. Probably the prettiest girl in Hollywood. Prettiest face, for sure. But she has the shittiest personality around.

So I'm not surprised at all that she'd drop Warren, or any guy, at a spur of the moment. Let's not forget that interview where she came out clean about sleeping around and said that, at times, she'd sleep with a guy, then turn to him and say, "Do you have to be here?". Something similar to that. Well, that's how she is. Even in pictures of Warren and her, you can see that it is like he is just following her around. Like a pet or an accessory. That guy from Dark Angel, whom she almost married, also said that she had to be completely in charge at all times.

Frankly, I don't think she ever loved Warren. I think she just used him for sex, and some companionship, until it was time to move on. I really feel for him, if she just dropped him for no reason. Anyone who's ever been in love, then had their heart broken, knows how that feels.

She is a fake, manipulative, bitch. Of course, I'd love to sleep with her about a MILLION times, but in full knowledge that it is just sex and that it is not going to last. I would never allow myself to fall in love with her.

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 13:32:28
I can believe that story. She's a typical Latina then.

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 13:34:55
Boohoo! Saw that one coming!

By WhereSheShops, on July 25, 2007 13:52:52
Most hot chicks are diva's and think they are better than everyone else. Guys don't like it, but they think they can fuck that attitude out of them. And if they can't well they got to fuck a hot chick. I don't care how pretty she is and how ugly I am once I hit it, she can kiss my hairy white ass with her fucked up attitude.

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 13:54:57
Forget the rubber, she gets real wood

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 14:50:39
she USED to be hot like 3 years ago. Now da bitch is turnin Ano.

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 15:26:59
Time to make a real movie, fantastic 4 and sin city were crappy roles for someone who's been around for so long.

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 15:43:06
12:09 & 13:32 = cash warren.

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 15:46:18
WHO CARES IF SHE BROKE UP WITH THAT DUDE WITH NO TASTE

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 16:09:12
13:32:28, I really liked what you wrote. If what you say is true, and it sounds like it, she is heartless, and will never know happiness. Nothing special about her. Dime a dozen.

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 16:40:03
I would love violate her anus in about 17 different ways. Can I say that on here?

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 16:55:07
What's the big deal, I've broken up with guys over the phone too and once by text message...She probably got bored of his ugly ass, and finally decided to drop the bomb..You guys have no idea how hard it is for us pretty girls to tell a guy in his face that he's ugly or that we don't want him anymore..guys act like toughies but trust me once they fall for a hot chick they are like puppies and it's so pathetic they will do anything for you just to stay with you...I've had some hard breaking ups to do like once I told this guy to his face that I want to be friends with him and the bitch kept giving me bs like how he can work on his flaws..it's really annoying...so I had to be a cold bitch in cases like that I had to just tell him to fuck off..I bet that was the case with Jessica Alba..she probably talked to him about it before but he kept bugging her and promising that he will do anything to stay with her, probably told her he can't live without her blah blah(typical guy whinings) so she didn't want to drag it anymore and just called him up and told him to f off.

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 17:38:48
17:38:48. hahaha you are a real bitch. If u are as hot as u say, post a pic of yourself.

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 18:00:11
17:38, go jump out in front of a bus. Seriously, you are a waste of ovaries, and your death will improve the world immediately.
You fucking miserable selfish cunt.

By J-Bird, on July 25, 2007 18:41:37
hey I was just being honest..you guys need to appreciate honesty once in a while..and the truth is every girl that can pick and choose guys does this but they will never tell you..so stfu and accept the truth whiney bitches..

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 20:37:30
to be honest, i have to agree with this girl and alba, sometimes it comes the time to be blunt and tell them to f/off. but when they give you the puppy look it's becomes tough, but it was meant to end anyways. but if sex is good, what the heck

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 21:19:52
Well, breaking up over the phone is OK if you're just casually dating, but it's a different story when you're together for two and a half years and you're living together. That's ridiculous. I do agree that it is sometimes difficult to break up with someone. They start to cry and it is very awkward. But if you've been together for so long, and this was a serious relationship, then you have to do it the right way.

We don't know what happened. I doubt he cheated on her (he'd be the dumbest guy on earth), so I think she probably just got tired of him. It happens. But she should be a lot more respectful that this.

She kind of reminds me of Victoria Beckham, in a way. Very, very, into herself.

Well, the good news is that he had the hottest piece of ass in Hollywood in her prime for two and a half years. He can always brag about that.

17:38:48/20:37:30 - you sound very immature.

By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 22:58:58
LOL @ enough already

By Kacky, on July 25, 2007 23:24:21
In person or over the phone...it doesn't matter-- dumped is dumped. I've dumped girls over the phone and I have been dumped myself over the phone. No love lost. In fact, it's easier-- you can just hang up and get on with life.

Lastly, I'd hardly classify her as the "hottest peice of ass in Hollywood." Her smile and demeanor are about as vacuous as a porcelain fixture. It's a tad unnerving. She does make the top 20 though.

By seth, on July 25, 2007 23:36:36
He is better off...She became TOP DOG and got sick of him. He deserves better...

By anonymous, on July 26, 2007 01:23:34
me so sad.

By cash money, on July 26, 2007 05:33:12
My mom gave me some advice growing up, "never marry an actress!" Good adive. Guy should have seen that one coming.

By Mr. T, on July 26, 2007 06:26:47
I miss the goold ole days of young Heather Locklear! She was drop dead georgeous with a personality to match!!!!
{Sigh}

By anonymous, on July 26, 2007 11:30:21
I sleep in a drawer.

By anonymous, on July 26, 2007 13:14:49
17:38, you're a fat cow who probably has to work the streets AND pay men to f**k you up your ass so they don't have to see your fugly face. Cold, heartless BIOTCH. And for the record, I'm a beautiful woman on the inside and out.

By anonymous, on July 26, 2007 18:24:07
Good thing he din't came inside her fuck hole and got her preggo ,that bitch needs to tie her tubes her babies will be such lil bitches and assholes

By anonymous, on July 27, 2007 00:06:16
Cash must have been shooting blanks or the chick would have been pregnant. There are plenty of real men out there. I want to see the girl get knocked up.

By anonymous, on July 27, 2007 10:04:48
17:38, if you did broke up with me over the phone, I'd probably find you and pound the shit out of you, you heartless cunt. Do that enough, and eventually it will happen to you, you just haven't found that guy yet. I'm guessing it could happen soon, considering you seem like the type that only goes for assholes. That's being brutally honest. You come off like a spoiled, superficial, snotty, fake bitch without brains who probably thinks no one thinks you take shits.

By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 08:35:11
We live in a world of cell phones, Blackberries, and IMs, which means it’s easier than ever to get in touch with each other. But, please don’t use it as a way to escape confrontation. Using technology to break up is a cowardly act—it means you don’t have the balls to face me, if you liked me enough to kiss me, sleep with me, have a romance with me, then I think the very least you can do is honor that connection by ending it in person.

By anonymous, on August 5, 2007 15:00:15