She is a stunning woman with a perfect body. I could only dream of looking like that. She should be happy, because she was born with great genes and the skills to market herself. She's obviously done her part to keep in shape.
Acting classes are a good start, but in the mean time, she should be happy to know that she has become rich and famous for looking so good. Serious actress? Anything's possible, but making Adam Sandler movies is not exactly the mark of a serious thespian.
I wouldn't fuck her because I have eyes only for the likes of Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder and Kelly Brook. You can have your piece of man in Jessica Biel. I just don't dig chicks with a Man's face. Sorry.
i'm not fat or a dyke. i'm a dude who gets pretty girls- in fact, i'm engaged to one. yet i don't find fake hollywood tramps such as JB appealing. however, show me someone like Kelly Clarkson or Mandy Moore. those are ladies with class.
"So, you like every chick IDLYITW tells you to like?"
They don't tell anyone to like anyone. They post pics of chicks with big tits, a good thing. They also seem like they like Jessica Biel, so you're just talking out of your ass.
She gives off a strong lesbian vibe, which is appealing to me but gets in the way of the whole "you'd have to be gay..." thing that you guys are throwing at each other. In reality, you'd have to overlook the possibility that she's gay. Which is definitely what hetero guys do all the time. I blame the twin male gods: beer and porno.
you know she has a point about the whole getting "ugly" thing. Many of the actresses who win best actress have had to undergo some sort of "ugly" physical transformation for their Oscar winning role (Halle Berry, Charlize Theron, Hilary Swank, Nicole Kidman-prosthetic nose)
If it wasn't already enough that being a contracted beard to Timberfag puts her off my list of remotely serious actresses, her entire film resume displays her as solely a provider of titts'n'ass for annoyingly dumb movies.
wow, i think it's frigging hilarious how the person at the top assumes that all who don't kiss miss biel's ass are fat and ugly. i'm just going to sit my fat size-4 ass down and think about this.
she's dreaming if she thinks that taking an "ugly" role would get her anywhere. i still don't know who she is and why she's so famous - except for dating timberlake.
it always pisses me off when actors try to be taken seriously by taking on different roles. take jim carrey for example - the world has more than enough serious actors but very few decent comic actors, so i wish he'd just stick to comedy. and as for jessica - please stick to wearing underware and flashing your ass. if you really want to broaden your roles how about getting your tits out? or maybe even a brief tasteful glimpse of your muff?
that bitch can't act all her movies suck remember that one with the plane that goes nuts and she had to stop it , see you don't remember that movie so she needs to shut up and to continue to be a talking ass thats why she gets parts in the movies because of her fat ass thats all her "talent"
if she wants to be taken as seriously as she claims, maybe she should quit showing her shit - in this movies commercials all i see is her in her underwear and her ass. no biggie, if that's all she's got, good for her she's hot, but then fall back with the "i'm a serious actress" shit.
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By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 11:50:21
Jessica Biel, 1 of 3 overrated Jessica's. The other two would be alba and simpson.
By dm, on July 20, 2007 11:51:08
She can't act for shit! I have to agree though, her ass is phat.
By Ass Specialist, on July 20, 2007 11:51:42
How about something like Monster's Ball? I could see her doing that. With me.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 11:54:12
Now there's someone I would knock down and dry hump in public. From behind.
I'm sure after the initial shock wears off she'd be good with it.
By Vigilante, on July 20, 2007 12:00:45
Why do I get the feeling that all of these guys who are commenting are gross and wouldn't get a second of dry humping Jessica?
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 12:03:28
picture 5 definitely looks like a man.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 12:07:03
Instead of "willing to be ugly", she should just learn how to act.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 12:10:25
I'm a GUY????
Damn! I never knew that!
By Vigilante, on July 20, 2007 12:11:28
Wow, check out all the preemptive strikes on commenters who might be critical. Well done, comrades!
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 12:11:38
She is a stunning woman with a perfect body. I could only dream of looking like that. She should be happy, because she was born with great genes and the skills to market herself. She's obviously done her part to keep in shape.
Acting classes are a good start, but in the mean time, she should be happy to know that she has become rich and famous for looking so good. Serious actress? Anything's possible, but making Adam Sandler movies is not exactly the mark of a serious thespian.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 12:13:56
She does have a man's face. She is a true definition of a butterface.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 12:14:51
I'll say it before and I'll say it again: Any dude who wouldn't fuck this is either a.) a flaming queer or b.) jerks off to Kelly Clarkson.
Seriously, there could be no other explanation.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 12:14:52
anonymous, on July 20, 2007 12:14:51
and
anonymous, on July 20, 2007 12:07:03
=
same person
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Todd's psycho stalker fan. Expect 60 more comments just like this from the same psycho.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 12:18:35
She should seriously consider doing some serious nude scenes in a serious movie that contains serious full-frontal. Seriously.
By Cwazola, on July 20, 2007 12:19:44
I wouldn't fuck her because I have eyes only for the likes of Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder and Kelly Brook. You can have your piece of man in Jessica Biel. I just don't dig chicks with a Man's face. Sorry.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 12:19:50
No rubber for you, just pure love
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 12:20:26
12:14:52, allow me to present EXIBIT A:
i'm not fat or a dyke. i'm a dude who gets pretty girls- in fact, i'm engaged to one. yet i don't find fake hollywood tramps such as JB appealing. however, show me someone like Kelly Clarkson or Mandy Moore. those are ladies with class.
By youallsuck, on May 31, 2007 11:50:22
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 12:22:32
I wouldn't fuck her because I have eyes only for the likes of Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder and Kelly Brook.
So, you like every chick IDLYITW tells you to like? Interesting.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 12:29:16
Gorgeous body. Her face is dog, though.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 12:38:55
She's hot from head to toe. Would be hotter if she was blond.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 12:40:21
monkey mouth...
By DynamiteSal, on July 20, 2007 12:50:51
"So, you like every chick IDLYITW tells you to like?"
They don't tell anyone to like anyone. They post pics of chicks with big tits, a good thing. They also seem like they like Jessica Biel, so you're just talking out of your ass.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 12:52:13
"I wouldn't fuck her because I have eyes only for the likes of Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder and Kelly Brook."
Stop worrying about it. You would NEVER get the chance.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 13:07:33
She gives off a strong lesbian vibe, which is appealing to me but gets in the way of the whole "you'd have to be gay..." thing that you guys are throwing at each other. In reality, you'd have to overlook the possibility that she's gay. Which is definitely what hetero guys do all the time. I blame the twin male gods: beer and porno.
By Ellen, on July 20, 2007 13:15:46
When did T.R. Knight gain so much weight??
By lipglosspopper, on July 20, 2007 13:19:24
Sandler and King of Queens look like Ogers next to her. Extra ugly Ogers
By ELK, on July 20, 2007 14:02:28
you know she has a point about the whole getting "ugly" thing. Many of the actresses who win best actress have had to undergo some sort of "ugly" physical transformation for their Oscar winning role (Halle Berry, Charlize Theron, Hilary Swank, Nicole Kidman-prosthetic nose)
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 18:21:24
If it wasn't already enough that being a contracted beard to Timberfag puts her off my list of remotely serious actresses, her entire film resume displays her as solely a provider of titts'n'ass for annoyingly dumb movies.
By die Krautsalaten, on July 20, 2007 23:26:43
She still looks like a man.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2007 00:54:52
That's a monkey mouth and she stars in a unfunny movie that makes fun of gays.. nice..
By DynamiteSal, on July 21, 2007 15:05:55
not that pretty, average at best, although i wish i had her abs. and her acting could use a lot of work
By anonymous, on July 21, 2007 17:12:50
wow, i think it's frigging hilarious how the person at the top assumes that all who don't kiss miss biel's ass are fat and ugly.
i'm just going to sit my fat size-4 ass down and think about this.
By britzilla, on July 22, 2007 08:40:27
Britney Spears wears a size 4 and she's still a fat ass.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2007 10:03:55
i doubt shitney is a size 4, maybe she used to be, definitely not now.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2007 12:03:11
jessica is a mediocre nobody who will probably end up in porn.
hate me if you want to, i'm just an honest man.
By not impressed, on July 22, 2007 13:21:50
britney is not fat, but she is not a size 4 either.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2007 13:22:20
she's dreaming if she thinks that taking an "ugly" role would get her anywhere. i still don't know who she is and why she's so famous - except for dating timberlake.
By duh, on July 23, 2007 05:17:13
it always pisses me off when actors try to be taken seriously by taking on different roles. take jim carrey for example - the world has more than enough serious actors but very few decent comic actors, so i wish he'd just stick to comedy.
and as for jessica - please stick to wearing underware and flashing your ass. if you really want to broaden your roles how about getting your tits out? or maybe even a brief tasteful glimpse of your muff?
By Bill, on July 23, 2007 05:34:47
that bitch can't act all her movies suck remember that one with the plane that goes nuts and she had to stop it , see you don't remember that movie so she needs to shut up and to continue to be a talking ass thats why she gets parts in the movies because of her fat ass thats all her "talent"
By anonymous, on July 23, 2007 09:33:48
if she wants to be taken as seriously as she claims, maybe she should quit showing her shit - in this movies commercials all i see is her in her underwear and her ass. no biggie, if that's all she's got, good for her she's hot, but then fall back with the "i'm a serious actress" shit.
By blossom, on July 23, 2007 10:58:34
FFS, do any of you even watch movies? The Illusionist is a quality film and, while she pales in comparison to Edward Norton, she did a fine job there.
Also, it really boggles the mind that some folks find her ugly or man-faced.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2007 21:58:29
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