I usaully really like Jessica's look, but seeing those photos I think 'horse' and 'Fergie' for some reason. How 'bout some more bikini shots so I can clear my mind?
That first picture shows whatever the hell it is that's wrong with Biel. The body's fine, but the head and face look like they were transplanted from a large gay man. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Somebody should show the Katharine McPhee pics to Mandy Moore. This is the attractive version of a tall, large-framed girl, which is possible for anybody with a long middle finger and the courage to use it.
What is Rosa doing in those bottom pics, wearing my wife's dress? The house is a mess! I'll have to have my way with my sweet little buritto again this weekend, and teach her a lesson about proper housekeeping.
Seven. Jessica Biel has seven extra teeth. I just counted. Must be why she looks bad when she has a big smile on her testosterface. She looks much better in the top pic, where she's trying to decide if she'll ever give a blowjob (the answer's a big NO).
Why is Katherine McPEE SO ANNOYING to me? It's like - a month ago you were NOTHING - and you have a nice voice, so all of the sudden, you're the biggest celebrity, all blowing kisses and posing all over the place?! Give it A REST, you peon.
As much as I admire Jessica's body it pains me to notice she is injecting her lips and it shows...in a bad way. Stop it girl! Natural is so much better!
Hey! Don't rag on Katharine McPhee! She's a recovering bulimic, and that type of negative stress would make her eat 5 gallons of ipecac-laced Haagen Dazs chocolate ice cream and then start spewing a foaming brown geyser. And then somebody who looks exactly like Emmanuelle Chriqui would have to come in and clean it up. No wonder her boobs look so depressed and lifeless.
The heart was a nice gift, but she liked Justin's Dick in a Box much better. And I was able to chop it off in one quick cut with my cleaver! I knew Justin couldn't turn down a free blowjob, even if I am a guy.
E Chriqui is a chick on that show Entourage on HBO. Anna Faris looks a lot hotter with her hair dyed blonde. Biel IS fine...when she has a paper bag over her head. I agree that all of the other chicks are hotter than her, even though JB's body is slammin.
Anna Faris had razor thin lips (see first movie she did) and her nose was not big, but more bulbous. Now lips done, teeth veneer and she looks like someone else. Ok perhaps but part of her comic appeal was her slightly different features. Like when Jennifer Grey has her nose done, it changed her and not for the better. At least in terms of getting work.
Kat McPhee is very pretty. I'd even say beautiful. But she has been getting on my nerves with those smiles, those fucking kisses, and that eye seduction she always does (she actually started it while on AI - that "fuck the camera with your eyes while singing" thing). It is as if she wanted to grab you by the arms and shake you violently, screaming, "LOOK AT ME! I'M SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
I do think she's beautiful. But the old saying "less is more" fits here. Sexiness should be natural and there is no need to shove it down everyone's throat. I think that someone on AI fed her some very bad advice.
She is by far the prettiest out of the four, followed by Emmanuelle in a close second, then Anna, and finally JB.
38 Comments:
Leave Your CommentJessica Biel has a face of a man. Anna Faris, Katharine, Emmanuelle, way hotter than overrated Jessica Biel.
By dm, on July 13, 2007 09:44:55
I don't know what kind of men you are into, Bro, but she's fine.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 09:47:56
I usaully really like Jessica's look, but seeing those photos I think 'horse' and 'Fergie' for some reason. How 'bout some more bikini shots so I can clear my mind?
By Tyrone, on July 13, 2007 09:48:45
She's looking a lot more femme than she was a few months ago. Side note to Kim Kardassian- this is what an ass should look like.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 09:49:45
i'd like to play hide the cucumber with all of them..
By mr. badonkydonk, on July 13, 2007 09:49:56
Jessica Biel has a face of a man.
Seriously, does anybody actually believe that or is it just something cool to say?
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 10:07:25
Katherine McPhee, the hottest out of all of them. Even though the tat on her foot looks like she dipped it in liquid hot magma.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 10:07:59
That first picture shows whatever the hell it is that's wrong with Biel. The body's fine, but the head and face look like they were transplanted from a large gay man. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 10:33:42
Todd's psycho jealous stalker is back again.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 10:34:23
I love Anna Faris! She is so cute and VERY funny.
By Willa Dodge, on July 13, 2007 10:36:43
Somebody should show the Katharine McPhee pics to Mandy Moore. This is the attractive version of a tall, large-framed girl, which is possible for anybody with a long middle finger and the courage to use it.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 10:37:09
What is Rosa doing in those bottom pics, wearing my wife's dress? The house is a mess! I'll have to have my way with my sweet little buritto again this weekend, and teach her a lesson about proper housekeeping.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 10:45:20
Looks like Emmanuelle Chriqui's breasts have already headed south for the winter.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 10:46:39
I don't think Jessica could get any hotter! Yowza! =)
By Shammy, on July 13, 2007 10:48:26
Seven. Jessica Biel has seven extra teeth. I just counted. Must be why she looks bad when she has a big smile on her testosterface. She looks much better in the top pic, where she's trying to decide if she'll ever give a blowjob (the answer's a big NO).
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 10:49:33
Todd's stalker just commented again.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 10:51:19
Why is Katherine McPEE SO ANNOYING to me? It's like - a month ago you were NOTHING - and you have a nice voice, so all of the sudden, you're the biggest celebrity, all blowing kisses and posing all over the place?! Give it A REST, you peon.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 10:52:07
As much as I admire Jessica's body it pains me to notice she is injecting her lips and it shows...in a bad way. Stop it girl! Natural is so much better!
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 11:02:34
Hey! Don't rag on Katharine McPhee! She's a recovering bulimic, and that type of negative stress would make her eat 5 gallons of ipecac-laced Haagen Dazs chocolate ice cream and then start spewing a foaming brown geyser. And then somebody who looks exactly like Emmanuelle Chriqui would have to come in and clean it up. No wonder her boobs look so depressed and lifeless.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 11:05:17
why do they blow kisses? they look so cheesy!
By michelle, on July 13, 2007 11:13:06
I love Fergie and Britney
By dm, on July 13, 2007 11:36:37
i friggin hate when they blow kisses. they look like asses.
By T, on July 13, 2007 11:40:03
Who the fuck invited Katharine McPhee.... do people even still remember who she is.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 12:20:24
WTF happened to Anna Faris? She looks like she's done something to her face...
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 12:24:07
The heart was a nice gift, but she liked Justin's Dick in a Box much better. And I was able to chop it off in one quick cut with my cleaver! I knew Justin couldn't turn down a free blowjob, even if I am a guy.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 12:27:14
who the hell is Emmanuelle Chriqui???
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 12:29:51
What's with the kiss blowing bullshit?
By Annoyed, on July 13, 2007 12:32:13
15:24, I agree. She looks totally different from the Scary Movie series...too bad, I liked her old look.
By J-Bird, on July 13, 2007 12:48:33
E Chriqui is a chick on that show Entourage on HBO.
Anna Faris looks a lot hotter with her hair dyed blonde.
Biel IS fine...when she has a paper bag over her head. I agree that all of the other chicks are hotter than her, even though JB's body is slammin.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 12:49:22
Anna Faris had razor thin lips (see first movie she did) and her nose was not big, but more bulbous. Now lips done, teeth veneer and she looks like someone else. Ok perhaps but part of her comic appeal was her slightly different features. Like when Jennifer Grey has her nose done, it changed her and not for the better. At least in terms of getting work.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 13:19:23
can anybody put a fucking bra on these days?
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 13:39:21
Is that Anna Faris? No fuckin' way! What'd she do?
By Tony, on July 13, 2007 14:36:01
wtf? why was katharine mcphee there and why were people taking pictures of her?
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 16:28:52
Katharine McPhee-I'd sex her
By anonymous, on July 14, 2007 08:50:15
Is is me, or did Jessica Biel's lip enhancement wear out? Why does her top lip look normal now?
By jaydubya626, on July 14, 2007 10:28:06
Kat McPhee is extremely hot (I like to call her Kat) but that kiss blowing sh*t has got to stop.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2007 15:08:20
Kat McPhee is very pretty. I'd even say beautiful. But she has been getting on my nerves with those smiles, those fucking kisses, and that eye seduction she always does (she actually started it while on AI - that "fuck the camera with your eyes while singing" thing). It is as if she wanted to grab you by the arms and shake you violently, screaming, "LOOK AT ME! I'M SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!
I do think she's beautiful. But the old saying "less is more" fits here. Sexiness should be natural and there is no need to shove it down everyone's throat. I think that someone on AI fed her some very bad advice.
She is by far the prettiest out of the four, followed by Emmanuelle in a close second, then Anna, and finally JB.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2007 14:51:01
I read McFee likes the ladies..
"Jess" looks like she took some braless lessons from Twitney. Rest of um? Eh.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2007 22:13:38
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