26 Comments:

• But I was told Jessica blows? I confused

  By anonymous, on July 2, 2007 10:19:24

• McBumpynose

  By anonymous, on July 2, 2007 10:30:58

• Is does not matter WHEN this movie is released.
  
  Diarrhea is diarrhea, regardless of what time of the day it happens, right? YES!

  By joejoe, on July 2, 2007 10:38:12

• Why doesn't Papa Joe just release his and Jessica's sex tape and get it over with. I guess that their's is a true love story, kind of like Romeo and Juliet, just with that whole skeezy trailer trash incest thing as a bonus.

  By anonymous, on July 2, 2007 10:44:27

• For once, can we as humans band together and vow that we will not buy one ticket to this shitshow?

  By anonymous, on July 2, 2007 10:48:17

• Anybody else notice that she is curiously holding her bag over her stomach in every shot?

  By anonymous, on July 2, 2007 10:57:40

• The only movie that might actually save Jessica's sinking career is one where she actually does suck.

  By jt, on July 2, 2007 11:32:10

• Was there anybody in the trailer that did not look embarrassed to be there?

  By bill, on July 2, 2007 11:36:25

• Wow, that movie looks like 1978.

  By anonymous, on July 2, 2007 11:41:39

• She has a shark's fin for a nose, it's quite ugly. It's sad she isn't marketable since Asshole got that nosejob. What a difference a nosejob makes. Actually nobody should buy that pigheaded ugly tranny's merchandise. She's not for the fans, she's strictly for self!

  By anonymous, on July 2, 2007 11:57:55

• guess the lipo- oops i mean exercise - isn't doing for her career what she hoped it would.

  By anonymous, on July 2, 2007 11:59:22

• The dress...blows. Even Jake wouldn't be caught dead with that in his closet...

  By anonymous, on July 2, 2007 12:20:23

• WHAT is wrong with Luke Wilson?
  
  Does he even bother to READ the scripts?????

  By anonymous, on July 2, 2007 13:57:18

• Jessica - it's your career. I'm talking to you from the grave. You have one last hurrah left - strip down and do Playboy now before you get saggy.

  By anonymous, on July 2, 2007 14:34:57

• I don't like Jessica Simpson at all, but is it bad to admit that I actually kind of like her hairdo in the banner photo? I'm gonna go wash my mind out with soap for thinking that now....

  By anonymous, on July 2, 2007 15:40:26

• The lipstick going almost up to her nose makes her look like a clown, not bigger lips.

  By anonymous, on July 2, 2007 16:08:35

• the '70's called: they want their dress, hair and sunglasses back.

  By anonymous, on July 2, 2007 16:16:50

• Of course the movie sucks. Why would anyone put her in a movie? Her looks are going fast and furious.
  This movie is a remake of Working Girl, which I loved. And her new movie is a remake of Private Benjamin. I love that movie. Can someone stop her from copying everything????
  

  By judy, on July 2, 2007 16:26:58

• Say it with me now -- STRAIGHT-TO-VIDEO.

  By anonymous, on July 2, 2007 16:27:56

• I will only see if their is Jessica shows her rack and bush.

  By anonymous, on July 2, 2007 18:08:25

• So apparently no one else on the movie tried either.
  
  Just think of how many children could have been feed off of the more then likely overbloated budget of this movie...
  
  Makes you wanna stab Jessica Simpman doesn't it?

  By anonymous, on July 2, 2007 20:21:01

• Hatchet nose hack, she should be slapped for thinking that she looks good with your pageant like dress, you're no Tara Conner! Get over yourself Jess! She looks like Joe with a wig, and that's not a good thing!

  By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 05:58:55

• Why doesnt she just fix her UGLY ass Bumpy Nose! It doesnt make sense to keep it like that when she has all of that freakin Moolah! I guess she thinks its cute or something....

  By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 17:58:57

• Hey Anon, 13:47:40,you are right! She sure is hiding her belly behind that purse. Hmmmmmm could she be hiding a baby bump? Dum, da Dum Duuuuummmmmm! LMAO!

  By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 18:06:25

• jake is in martha's vineyard with his family, has been for a couple of weeks. no date with jessica, sorry.

  By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 10:52:57

• Of course she sucks! Who told her she could be an actress?

  By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 15:28:20