34 Comments:

1. He probably just puts a gimp mask over her head or a brown paper sack. She's got a nice enough body and loads of cash. I'm just saying, that's what I'd be doing.

   By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 08:28:33

2. He loves it when she goes upside-down on the pole and gives him the full fruit bowl view.

   By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 08:31:15

3. Who told her it was hot to dress like Duckie from "Pretty in Pink"?

   By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 08:37:56

4. Clearly, he is afraid of mirrors and has no idea how unbelievably hot he is. There is no good explanation for why he is dating her... a man that fine could have any woman on the earth.

   By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 08:41:36

5. I agree with 11:41:36 and I'd like to ask for more pictures of Josh Duhamel whenever possible.

   By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 08:54:40

6. what a friggin waste!!!!!!!! he's hot but he's blind.

   By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 09:02:26

7. assholes!

   By Ashley , on July 11, 2007 09:06:55

8. Josh has low self-esteem...and a strange tickle at the back of his throat.

   By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 09:08:48

9. let's see...a male actor who's a former model, started out on TV soap opera, dating a very masculine woman...i think we've seen all this before. i'm not saying he's gay or bi. he's just under suspicion.

   By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 09:11:47

10. She would have been too hot for me in high school. I would have been intimidated by her. Besides, I was too busy giving blowjobs in the locker room after gym class.

    By Josh Duhamel, on July 11, 2007 09:19:18

11. I would be intimidated by any chick who asked their plastic surgeon for a face like that...eesh!

    By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 09:21:55

12. He's a homo. The guy is in all the Men's health and Maxim mags bragging about riding a Harley and watching UFC. Guy tries way too hard to convince the world he's not a virus breeder.

    By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 09:27:52

13. Doesn't he know that meth messes up your brain PERMANENTLY? Nothing says romance more than "former meth addict"!!! I wonder if her manager handcuffs her to that pole every night so she won't wander out to the "seedy" sections of LA...

    By DJ junkie, on July 11, 2007 09:29:52

14. i don't know, she looks pretty hot here

    By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 09:41:40

15. Eeeeeeewwwwww!!! If that is her normal look, can you imagine her "O" face?!?!

    By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 09:58:42

16. SAY IT WITH ME PEOPLE: LOVE IS BLIND!! VERY BLIND!!

    By chuggdog, on July 11, 2007 10:23:31

17. Haha, built for sex from the neck down.

    By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 10:28:33

18. What next?..."my sexual life with Fergie", maybe?
    

    By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 10:54:08

19. "Fergie, please, not tonight, I'm still sore. Please, baby, not my ass, not tonight, please...GODDAMIT!...slow, for christ's sake, slow...not all the way yet...NOT ALL THE WAY YET! FUCK!..."(begins to cry)"...jesus...every fuckin night...what?...yeah, whatever, I love you...wait don't get upset honey, I do love you, I adore you!...thanks for pulling out, you do listen, sweetie, I lov--where? after it's been in my ass??? What the fuck kind of thing is that to do to somebody you mmmmffmfffph mmphhhmpphh"

    By Josh Duhamel, on July 11, 2007 11:46:26

20. What I think is strange is that Megan Fox could spend a day on a set with Josh Duhamel, then go home to fricking David Silver from "90210" and not think there is something seriously wrong with her life.

    By TheBig28, on July 11, 2007 11:47:44

21. It's not the face you f**k, it's the f**k you face... and she's perfect proof of that!

    By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 11:56:08

22. I dunno about you guys but I'm getting this "I'm so not gay I like women" vibe from Josh. He seems to either be trying real hard to confirm his masculinity or trying to cue us that she has a penis in a condescending way.

    By prettyboy, on July 11, 2007 11:57:11

23. A hot guy, but another brainless guy... He has nothing interesting to talk about.

    By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 12:14:08

24. Fergie's ass does look tasty in that pic.

    By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 12:30:41

25. Fergie's ass does look tasty in that pic.
    
    it's the scrotal sweat that gives it flavor.

    By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 13:23:29

26. In that picture, what's he looking for? Fudge?

    By Kacky, on July 11, 2007 13:59:41

27. Is that guy plucking the corn kernels out of her rear for her? Or just the peanuts?
    
    Only asking because after reading the CZJ item about her hair, you just never know what service request people will dream up!

    By Kernel Sanders, on July 11, 2007 13:59:48

28. Fergie looks like she's been BEATEN by a stripper's pole. Ugly. Just ugly.

    By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 14:30:46

29. He thought some sand had blown into her buttcrack but then noticed it was...bits..of toilet paper...soiled...clinging to sweaty curly black hairs...She asked him why he was crying and he said he was thinking of the last time they had sex and she thought he was sweet and he thought he was going to throw up.

    By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 14:34:03

30. Fergie is an ugly, no-talent poseur who somehow manages to be even less talented than the rest of BEP. The end.

    By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 19:27:38

31. Where is the love?
    Fergie to Josh: "shut up, just shut up!"

    By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 01:48:24

32. If I had to choose between having sex with Fuglie or using my hand for the rest of my life, I would choose my hand...WHO WAS IT THAT TOLD THIS UGLY, TALENTLESS IDIOT THAT SHE WAS SEXY OR HOT?...
    
    They need to be shot

    By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 03:06:52

33. she can be pretty if she
    stops wearing 5 pounds of makeup and self tanner. her body is hot though.

    By sillygurl, on July 12, 2007 06:57:52

34. E.T.
    http://www.movieweb.com/movies/film/21/221/gal175/11.php

    By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 07:22:57