As much as I enjoy bashing KC and as little respect as I have for her start and what that represents (I detest the whole Idol phenom) I have to give credit where it's due. Good on ya, Kelly! Someone needs to call out these old farts and shake up the industry standards. Shit man, I'd never listen to her album, but in light of taking this old bastard to task, I just might go out and buy a dozen copies of her cd!
And, let me also say that Kelly is looking pretty darn cute her in her prom dress! Stick with the sushi, girl!
I actually adore the album. My December is still #5 on The Billboard 100 after 3 weeks, but the singles on this album will never chart the way they did with Breakaway. They just aren't poppy enough.
Bottom line is the girl is talented. She has 2 Grammy Awards, 4 American Music Awards, 3 ASCAP Pop Music Awards, 12 Billboard Music Awards and the list goes on.
She should still watch her mouth. But, at least she writes her own music and isn't stealing it like Avril. That's all I'm going to say about that.
I want to set the record straight by saying that the ingrate Kelly Clarkson is a manufactured un-sexy no-talent fat slob. I must also mention that she is as attractive as a tribble and cannot write lyrics that make sense, pen a catchy melody or sing better than Britney Spears. Plus, there is that obesity problem of hers, her delusions of beauty and her astounding lack of professionalism and musicianship.
Kelly Clarkson has hired Mr. Reba McIntyre, a hanger-on & male WAG, to be her producer, one more piece of idiocy in the catalogue of career killing errors since she started attacking me and the label. To repair all this damage, I announce here as an exclusive to IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com that Miss Clarkson will be placed in the hands of of one of the greatest music producers throughout the 20th century, Mitch Miller, born July 04, 1911. Mr. Miller has graciously chosen to come out of retirement to salvage the remainder of this cud-chewing vapid nimrod's career and to demonstrate old age does not equal stupidity, absence of talent and irrelevance, qualities Miss Clarkson has shown in abundance.
What, Grammy Awards and Billboard Music awards are a sign of talent now? Last time I checked, they handed those suckers out to whoever sold the most albums that year. Hey, MC Hammer was Billboard's Artist of the Year in 1991; does that make him talented? Is the Grammy they gave to Milli Vanilli proof that they're real artists now? Face it, Clarkson's a fake, and a pug-ugly one at that. Praising her for writing her own music as a recording artist is like praising little Billy for being able to use the potty.
because of his ass christina aguileras album pretty much flopped due to him having control of the singles she released. Hats off to you kelly clarkson because she called clive davis and those old bastards out. who cares if her album flops. She wanted to write her own music and clive didnt want her to do that. Its good shes taking her career in her own hands rather than being another pin up like britney or whitney who couldn't do anything on their own (although whitney could actually sing). i'm not a big fan of her or her music but it's nice to see someone trying to do their own thing rather than being told what to do.
I just listened to some samples of the new album to see what the fuss is about, and it's really not bad. Still not something I'd buy (to be expected since I'm really more into KMFDM and the like), but much better quality than a lot of the pop dreck pumped out these days. It's more mature, and there seem to be more folk and rock influences. It's not as boppy and there aren't vapid/nonsensical ear-wormy lyrics, so I guess that's what Clive and her old fans are bitching about.
I'd have to think that she has the most active anus in showbusiness. She eats much more than the other women, so her sphincter must always be excreting. Think about that.
looks like kelly got her fat head popped and knows that her music is shit. Too bad someone can't pop that fat ass of hers. She gets paid to look good and get great music out there to the masses~all she ever seems to do is talk shit and blow in the studio.
she is a reality tv winner not a real artist, she has no real star quality, presence or charisma, her voice is average at best. all these reality singers that simon cowell makes money from will fade in the end, she's only famous cause of a tv show she's had her moment in the limelight she will continue to flop from now on
I think that Kelly looks unusually good in these pic's even though her album sucks and she's still on the chunky side.. at least she knows how to be fat with class. Unlike the distastfull bi-otch Britt.
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By Megan, on July 24, 2007 09:17:59
Meh. The reason nobody came to her shows is because she kept eating the audience members.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 09:21:22
As much as I enjoy bashing KC and as little respect as I have for her start and what that represents (I detest the whole Idol phenom) I have to give credit where it's due. Good on ya, Kelly! Someone needs to call out these old farts and shake up the industry standards. Shit man, I'd never listen to her album, but in light of taking this old bastard to task, I just might go out and buy a dozen copies of her cd!
And, let me also say that Kelly is looking pretty darn cute her in her prom dress! Stick with the sushi, girl!
By blazebago, on July 24, 2007 09:29:13
Maybe if she wore see-thru shirts she would sell more!
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 09:32:18
hey, wait a sec...is she married now?
By name, on July 24, 2007 09:48:02
Wow, I can't believe my luck! Serena and Kelly all in the same day!!! My fantasies are coming true!
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 09:52:19
probably the only person who is eating at that restaurant.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 10:01:35
the bitch said sorry because she knows that old guy can fire her FAT ASS and she won't be able to "work" anymore stupid cow
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 10:02:41
I actually adore the album. My December is still #5 on The Billboard 100 after 3 weeks, but the singles on this album will never chart the way they did with Breakaway. They just aren't poppy enough.
Bottom line is the girl is talented. She has 2 Grammy Awards, 4 American Music Awards, 3 ASCAP Pop Music Awards, 12 Billboard Music Awards and the list goes on.
She should still watch her mouth. But, at least she writes her own music and isn't stealing it like Avril. That's all I'm going to say about that.
By bv, on July 24, 2007 10:02:52
You crack me up with your data.
By Lale, on July 24, 2007 10:08:25
BV,
Not to point out the obvious here, but your blog has the word "cake" in it. So you defending Kelly is kind of expected.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 10:13:10
"Sorry I ated all those donuts...glurp."
By mutterhals, on July 24, 2007 10:25:53
Poor Kelly. She had to eat humble pie.
Ok, that's enough Kelly. You've apologized enough. Kelly, now, just stop. Put the pie down. Kelly!
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 10:27:11
I want to set the record straight by saying that the ingrate Kelly Clarkson is a manufactured un-sexy no-talent fat slob. I must also mention that she is as attractive as a tribble and cannot write lyrics that make sense, pen a catchy melody or sing better than Britney Spears. Plus, there is that obesity problem of hers, her delusions of beauty and her astounding lack of professionalism and musicianship.
Kelly Clarkson has hired Mr. Reba McIntyre, a hanger-on & male WAG, to be her producer, one more piece of idiocy in the catalogue of career killing errors since she started attacking me and the label. To repair all this damage, I announce here as an exclusive to IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com that Miss Clarkson will be placed in the hands of of one of the greatest music producers throughout the 20th century, Mitch Miller, born July 04, 1911. Mr. Miller has graciously chosen to come out of retirement to salvage the remainder of this cud-chewing vapid nimrod's career and to demonstrate old age does not equal stupidity, absence of talent and irrelevance, qualities Miss Clarkson has shown in abundance.
By Clive Davis (not), on July 24, 2007 10:29:33
Yup, us fatties got to stick together. At least I have the balls to post who I am. It's all about the cake.
By bv, on July 24, 2007 10:34:22
A woman with cake and balls! Turn me on some more...
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 10:39:33
BV:
What, Grammy Awards and Billboard Music awards are a sign of talent now? Last time I checked, they handed those suckers out to whoever sold the most albums that year. Hey, MC Hammer was Billboard's Artist of the Year in 1991; does that make him talented? Is the Grammy they gave to Milli Vanilli proof that they're real artists now? Face it, Clarkson's a fake, and a pug-ugly one at that. Praising her for writing her own music as a recording artist is like praising little Billy for being able to use the potty.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 10:41:14
Don't f*ck with the man Kelly. You'll be back to your hometown having people get on you and ride you down Main Street for the 4th of July Parade.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 10:41:49
oh please. fuck clive davis.
because of his ass christina aguileras album pretty much flopped due to him having control of the singles she released. Hats off to you kelly clarkson because she called clive davis and those old bastards out. who cares if her album flops. She wanted to write her own music and clive didnt want her to do that. Its good shes taking her career in her own hands rather than being another pin up like britney or whitney who couldn't do anything on their own (although whitney could actually sing). i'm not a big fan of her or her music but it's nice to see someone trying to do their own thing rather than being told what to do.
By prettyboy, on July 24, 2007 10:48:53
I'd have all the sex with her. yeah baby shake it
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 10:52:09
I love making fun of her layers of lard, but I have to say: she doesn't look very fat in these photos at all.
But, please continue with the fat schtick anyway, I love watching the aftermath. Some people are way too sensitive and too easy to rattle.
By J-Bird, on July 24, 2007 10:55:45
Well, I think that Billy is a very good boy. "Good boy, Billy."
By bv, on July 24, 2007 11:10:47
A little OT, but these are the first Kelly Clarkson photos that don't make her look like a heifer. Cute dress.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 11:14:16
She's losing some weight. Perhaps not enough to turn the lights on... maybe just a candle.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 11:16:57
She blew through all her money at Fatburger, so now that Clive cut her off, she's losing weight.
Atta girl Kelly!
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 11:49:10
How can you be that fat and have no tits...
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 12:31:15
i was thinkin the same thing 12:31:15
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 13:59:43
Pretty dress....
By T in the OC, on July 24, 2007 15:03:19
I just listened to some samples of the new album to see what the fuss is about, and it's really not bad. Still not something I'd buy (to be expected since I'm really more into KMFDM and the like), but much better quality than a lot of the pop dreck pumped out these days. It's more mature, and there seem to be more folk and rock influences. It's not as boppy and there aren't vapid/nonsensical ear-wormy lyrics, so I guess that's what Clive and her old fans are bitching about.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 15:15:30
Who cares about her album...she's losing weight! yay!
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 16:42:11
i LOVE her dress!!!
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 17:44:05
I'd have to think that she has the most active anus in showbusiness. She eats much more than the other women, so her sphincter must always be excreting. Think about that.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 18:56:20
looks like kelly got her fat head popped and knows that her music is shit. Too bad someone can't pop that fat ass of hers. She gets paid to look good and get great music out there to the masses~all she ever seems to do is talk shit and blow in the studio.
By kim, on July 24, 2007 19:37:28
Her dress is REALLY adorable! I want it.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 21:19:37
Its great she wanted to stand up to be he own artist, but my mother kinda said.....
"Dont bite the hand that feeds you, Kelly! No! Not yours... Clives."
*cuddles*
p.s. Prettyboy, where have you been? ive been hoping to "bump" into you in blogging-space!
By nikkibeach, on July 25, 2007 00:10:50
she is a reality tv winner not a real artist, she has no real star quality, presence or charisma, her voice is average at best. all these reality singers that simon cowell makes money from will fade in the end, she's only famous cause of a tv show she's had her moment in the limelight she will continue to flop from now on
By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 04:19:01
I think that Kelly looks unusually good in these pic's even though her album sucks and she's still on the chunky side.. at least she knows how to be fat with class. Unlike the distastfull bi-otch Britt.
By TEE, on July 25, 2007 08:57:21
That dress is super cute.
And I love her new album. So much better than Breakaway.
I'm just sorry that she apologized to Clive Davis. He seems like a gigantic asshole.
By Jen, on July 25, 2007 17:19:56
OMG....like I know kelly is like really good....but omg....
By anonymous, on July 26, 2007 15:16:18
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