Linds heard Cameron got a subpoena and probably thinking it's a new fashion accessory, she obviously wants one too. Either that or someone told her he could make her freckles disappear.
wow - this douche is clearly trying to make up for his loser years in high school if he's willing to hit it up with a cokehead skank ho half his age like good ole' linds here
The thing on her leg is an alcohol monitoring device.....probably doesn't work but then she can say she wasn't drinking. Or the threshold is set to a billion!
She's wearing an alcohol-sensing ankle monitor as part of her rehab - voluntarily, I might add. Say what you want about her and her antics, she really does seem to be committed to sobering up. She definitely looks healthier than she has.
I promise you at least one of those Voss bottles is filled with vodka. That ankle bracelet is also bullshit, btw. She wore it for pics so stupid people would believe she's really sober.
She wore it for pics so stupid people would believe she's really sober.
She's probably wearing it for the insurance companies. I'd bet good money that nobody will hire her until she proves she's been clean for a while.
anonymous 15:49:42
Didn't mean to step in the line of fire. She looks healthier to me and that's all I was saying. At least I didn't start yelling about "haters," right? ;)
she's been photographed without the bracelet/anklet on when she's not at clubs. which means she's only wearing it for the photo op. she probably gets drunk/high as hell when she's not at the club/not wearing the device.
Interesting....when Criss Angel was in Cancun making out with with any girl he could get his hands on (a different one each day of course) it never really made the news. I just don't get it...Cameron, cheap mexican locals, lindsay. What a wreck....and a manwhore. On second thought, I think lindsay and criss are meant for eachother!
That's it, I've been patient with Lindsay, I stuck with her through Calum Best, through Joe Francis, through effing Brett Ratner. But not this, not this guy who pokes holes in a blindfold and drives around on a motorcycle.
I saw more pictures of Lindsay with another guy (who is a magician friend of Criss') than with Criss. I think people are linking Lindsay to the wrong magician.
Why does she insist on dyeing her hair blonde? It looks like crap with her coloring. I like her dress though. I hope that ankle bracelet is real, because I hate seeing young women destroy themselves to fit into Hollywood 'society'.
you need to look closely at the ankle bracelet. the monitor works by reading vapors released directly from the skin. she clearly has about half an inch of gauze around her ankle, then the bracelet. I call foul on this, a major publicity stunt. It wont read any alcohol at all with the gauze.
Of all the slutty, drunken, bitches in Hollywood, I despise Lindsay the most. I think she's the most self-destructive one. She's completely out of control with the drugs and the sleeping around. She's my pick for the next celebrity to kick the bucket, as in a drug overdose or some other tragic "accident".
seems he has a thing lately for skanky women that will sleep with anything i mean it didnt take Cameron Diaz long to find a new victim or Paris Hilton and im sure Lindsay is next to dump him...maybe he should stop thinking with his parts and use his brain awhile before he loses all that hes worked for due to stupidity. The good woman hes been searching for might just tell him to kiss her ass if shes been following the tabloids.
Maybe Criss thinks he's covered.... in the case that strange things pop up on his "junk," he can just waive his little wand, scream "Mind Freak"...and it goes away. Then on to Paris Hilton....
seems they get younger and skankier as the days go on... if thats possible why even bother to make a career if your just going to screw it all up bangin whores...im sure his family is proud of watching him turn into a egotistical whore...and im sure his soul mate is even less impressed i can imagine she would slam the door in his face and yell mindfreak this mother f&**#r...i can hear the tabloids now dude dies not from stunts but because he should have worn a glad bag to bang the skanky fake ass whores who bought new bodies to try to cover up ugly...
Granted he has bad choices in women. But that doesnt make him a bad guy..or a male slut...He's very good at his craft. And should not be judged for dating...
That fire crouch bitch needs to leave my tio a lone. when he intraduste me to her. I felt like making her disappear. He should no better when she wearing that ankel braclet. Him trying to give me a kiss. I dont want to get germ on me and go to rehab for kicking her ass.
umm well i still think that lindsay is a drunk bitch and that she needs to go rehab she apparently says she does this because her parents slipt damn what loser when me and far more people have been though more shit then she will ever know about so she really weeak if all of this is happening to her dont get me wrong but she is a pretty person but she doesnt carry herself luck a women would thats why hiliary duff is bigger and better then she is because all though hilary is younger she carrie4s herself in a sufisitcated* way so fuck lindsay and paris too cause just cause they have money doesnt make them any better then one of us because money isnt everything
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Leave Your CommentWouldn't it be great if he put her in an act and then there was a loud oops. Lindsays been crushed by the steamroller! D'oh! I love it. :)
By chuggdog, on July 17, 2007 12:06:13
definitely vodka in the can
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 12:06:57
Linds heard Cameron got a subpoena and probably thinking it's a new fashion accessory, she obviously wants one too. Either that or someone told her he could make her freckles disappear.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 12:07:41
She's looking ROUGH. Fast forward to 40 - WOOF WOOF WOOF.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 12:21:53
She's leaving a nightclub at 5am just days after being released from rehab? Yeah, didn't see that one coming at all.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 12:24:21
What the hell is that around her ankle? It looks like a house-arrest bracelet.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 12:24:40
wow - this douche is clearly trying to make up for his loser years in high school if he's willing to hit it up with a cokehead skank ho half his age like good ole' linds here
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 12:27:28
They're both skanks. They make a great couple.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 12:34:25
Who's that skank next to LiLo? I see her panties...nice.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 12:39:01
Well... I'd definitely like to glaze her up, but really... that's about it.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 12:41:46
Chris Angel looks like the bassest for a second rate Motley Crue coverband who makes his money as the janitor for Guitar Center.
By TheBig28, on July 17, 2007 12:47:04
The thing on her leg is an alcohol monitoring device.....probably doesn't work but then she can say she wasn't drinking. Or the threshold is set to a billion!
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 12:47:24
anonymous 15:24:40
She's wearing an alcohol-sensing ankle monitor as part of her rehab - voluntarily, I might add. Say what you want about her and her antics, she really does seem to be committed to sobering up. She definitely looks healthier than she has.
By Pontius Pirate, on July 17, 2007 12:47:58
Suck it Pontius Pirate. That's not how we do it around here.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 12:49:42
Yeah, she looks really healthy as she chain smokes, chugs Red Bull, and fucks that loser Criss Angel. Lindsay's a real picture of health.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 12:49:53
yea like thats really Redbull in that can, be real.
By dielindsaydie, on July 17, 2007 12:55:53
"Say what you want about her and her antics, she really does seem to be committed to sobering up." - 15:47:58
Yeah, most people who are trying to get/stay sober hang out at nightclubs until 5am. Am I right?
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 12:57:02
I promise you at least one of those Voss bottles is filled with vodka. That ankle bracelet is also bullshit, btw. She wore it for pics so stupid people would believe she's really sober.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 12:58:41
"Say what you want about her and her antics, she really does seem to be committed to sobering up"
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um, she wasn't even committed when she was IN rehab! she was never there!
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 13:00:10
anonymous 15:58:41
She wore it for pics so stupid people would believe she's really sober.
She's probably wearing it for the insurance companies. I'd bet good money that nobody will hire her until she proves she's been clean for a while.
anonymous 15:49:42
Didn't mean to step in the line of fire. She looks healthier to me and that's all I was saying. At least I didn't start yelling about "haters," right? ;)
Fire away, bitches.
By Pontius Pirate, on July 17, 2007 13:14:00
Criss Angel's (ex-)wife doesn't look too bad. I'd bang her before I'd would Linsay Lohan.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 13:44:11
she's been photographed without the bracelet/anklet on when she's not at clubs. which means she's only wearing it for the photo op. she probably gets drunk/high as hell when she's not at the club/not wearing the device.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 14:19:12
It's a shame. She is so damn pretty and has real on-camera presence. Too bad she's such a nightmare. Oh well. Decline and fall of the American empire.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 14:31:35
Be a sport, Criss, rev up the old sawing-a-woman-in-half trick.
By bucdaddy, on July 17, 2007 14:33:13
Interesting....when Criss Angel was in Cancun making out with with any girl he could get his hands on (a different one each day of course) it never really made the news. I just don't get it...Cameron, cheap mexican locals, lindsay. What a wreck....and a manwhore. On second thought, I think lindsay and criss are meant for eachother!
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 15:39:22
That's it, I've been patient with Lindsay, I stuck with her through Calum Best, through Joe Francis, through effing Brett Ratner. But not this, not this guy who pokes holes in a blindfold and drives around on a motorcycle.
No more, no more I tell you! The marriage is off!
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 17:57:57
If Angel is such a talented magician, why doesn't he make his creepiness disappear?
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 19:26:06
If she were crushed by a steamroller, there would be two loud squishy pops before the oops.
Honestly, will this skank not rest until she's slept with every man on the planet? I wouldn't ^&%$ her with Ron Jeremy's dick.
I wish Chris would do a real trick and make them both disappear.
By Crutnacker, on July 17, 2007 20:20:12
I saw more pictures of Lindsay with another guy (who is a magician friend of Criss') than with Criss. I think people are linking Lindsay to the wrong magician.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 20:25:39
Why does she insist on dyeing her hair blonde? It looks like crap with her coloring.
I like her dress though.
I hope that ankle bracelet is real, because I hate seeing young women destroy themselves to fit into Hollywood 'society'.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 20:53:54
Did she have a boob job recently, the twins look huge in the pictures.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 21:08:33
Aren't there enough whores in Las Vegas to keep our boy C.A. from importing one from Hollywood?
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 21:32:25
you need to look closely at the ankle bracelet. the monitor works by reading vapors released directly from the skin. she clearly has about half an inch of gauze around her ankle, then the bracelet. I call foul on this, a major publicity stunt. It wont read any alcohol at all with the gauze.
By johnny cheese weiner, on July 17, 2007 21:55:46
Of all the slutty, drunken, bitches in Hollywood, I despise Lindsay the most. I think she's the most self-destructive one. She's completely out of control with the drugs and the sleeping around. She's my pick for the next celebrity to kick the bucket, as in a drug overdose or some other tragic "accident".
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 22:42:38
Do those ankle bracelet guaze things really exist. Why don't they just check her piss. A quick sip should be all you'd need.
The thing with Miss Lohan is she could be a cute lass. She's just a bit saggy round the chops and down below she probably smells fishy.
By CovUK, on July 18, 2007 01:21:38
i'm next
By joe dirt, on July 18, 2007 06:12:02
Her tits looks pretty darn suckable to me.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 07:20:26
DAMNIT! I was just watching a Mindfreak last night & was hoping that the blowing up trick would end in tragedy. Oh well.
I am sure this scenario will end tragically...lol. Fingers crossed.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:58:30
seems he has a thing lately for skanky women that will sleep with anything i mean it didnt take Cameron Diaz long to find a new victim or Paris Hilton and im sure Lindsay is next to dump him...maybe he should stop thinking with his parts and use his brain awhile before he loses all that hes worked for due to stupidity. The good woman hes been searching for might just tell him to kiss her ass if shes been following the tabloids.
By Thirteen, on July 19, 2007 02:50:12
Maybe Criss thinks he's covered.... in the case that strange things pop up on his "junk," he can just waive his little wand, scream "Mind Freak"...and it goes away. Then on to Paris Hilton....
By anonymous, on July 19, 2007 06:46:11
seems they get younger and skankier as the days go on... if thats possible why even bother to make a career if your just going to screw it all up bangin whores...im sure his family is proud of watching him turn into a egotistical whore...and im sure his soul mate is even less impressed i can imagine she would slam the door in his face and yell mindfreak this mother f&**#r...i can hear the tabloids now dude dies not from stunts but because he should have worn a glad bag to bang the skanky fake ass whores who bought new bodies to try to cover up ugly...
By Thirteen, on July 19, 2007 19:03:19
I hate Criss Angel he's just like Tyra Banks so self centered.
By lame, on July 19, 2007 19:59:44
Granted he has bad choices in women. But that doesnt make him a bad guy..or a male slut...He's very good at his craft. And should not be judged for dating...
By ErieVampira1, on July 22, 2007 13:13:54
That fire crouch bitch needs to leave my tio a lone. when he intraduste me to her. I felt like making her disappear. He should no better when she wearing that ankel braclet. Him trying to give me a kiss. I dont want to get germ on me and go to rehab for kicking her ass.
By E. Angel, on July 23, 2007 22:46:56
umm well i still think that lindsay is a drunk bitch and that she needs to go rehab
she apparently says she does this because her parents slipt damn what loser when me and far more people have been though more shit then she will ever know about
so she really weeak if all of this is happening to her
dont get me wrong but she is a pretty person but she doesnt carry herself luck a women would thats why hiliary duff is bigger and better then she is because all though hilary is younger she carrie4s herself in a sufisitcated* way
so fuck lindsay and paris too
cause just cause they have money doesnt make them any better then one of us
because money isnt everything
By yo mama, on July 27, 2007 14:45:08
i hope you are not axualy dating lindsay lohan. ifyou are thenshe is not the one for you. trust meshe is a huge slut.
By kaitlyn grant, on August 5, 2007 10:11:39
yeah i agree she definitely replaced her second set of implants with bigger ones. and they look a lot better. love you linds you dirty cokeslut!
By biggest fan of lohan, on August 10, 2007 13:10:40
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