Nice to see the Santa Monica Police on the ball and doing the job that the LA County Sheriff's department should have done several years ago. Hang the bitch or bury her or lock her up & lose the key... just get her out of sight so she can't influence other bimbos.
Aww, poor widdel ting. I think they should sentence her to jail for a few days, allow her to be released for an unknown medical condition and them put her back in there for a few days and call it "time served." Maybe she can get a Larry King interview out of it.
Wow. Despite all the rehab and photos, I actually thought Lohan's boozing and partying with drugs was being exaggerated by the gossip sites. She is a MESS.
A week or so ago, I publicly claimed that Lindsay Lohan was "committed to sobriety" and "look(ed) much healthier than she has in a long time." Obviously, I am forced by current events to apologize for such behavior. Repeatedly.
HEck I probably be strung out to if I was rich and 21 now it really does seem like an addiction now. So i cant be mean about the substance usage casue addition is a BIT*CH I wonder why she was chasing her assistants mother probably she was going to release something or stole something. its probably werid to be that well known and u cant even go on a drunken rage without the newspapers around heehee. I think about all the terror i caused at 21 and i was poo and no millions. SHIT Lindsey get that big black man you hang out with to chase your enemeies, lol
"Not a publicity stunt as far as her lawyers are concerned. Apparently there's a lot of forehead slapping and groaning going on in LA." By Vigilante, on July 24, 2007 08:16:42
Who moans and groans about this moron? Her lawyers certainly don't - they love the big paychecks! Maybe they are moaning and groaning because they don't know what they are going to do with all the dough they're going to collect on the billable hours.
More proof rehab doesn't fuckin work. You have to want to quit, and then you can just fuckin quit. I'm sure all the stupid religious addicts will tell her to "find God" and shit now.
Sounds like she is too immature to deal with fame. Hanging out with the wrong crowd, doing drugs...at the rate she is going, she will end up killing herself one day....
8:22 42, honey, no lawyer likes to see her advice go to waste. What's more, nobody who is currently associated with Ms. Lohan on a professional level wants to have to deal with this fresh batch of shit. Why? How good do you think it looks on her legal team?
If you were the one responsible for driving her to rehab after the DUI in May, the one who told her it was a good idea to stay extra time in rehab, and the one who helped her obtain an alcohol monitoring bracelet in the hopes of "saving" your client from certain professional death....and she didn't continue on the straight and narrow path you meticulously set out for her...how much do you think you'd want to work for her now?
Who wants to work for a trainwreck? Billable hours? Who cares? Her reputation ends up being yours, savvy?
Why won't she just buy herself a limo & driver? What a reject. This has become folly for her. Yeah, and she SUXCKED in Prairie Home Companion. DOn't anyone EVER let her sing again. One of my cats' craniums imploded, and I had quite a mess to clean up.
now, Lord knows I loves the bitches, but is there a point where "there's no such thing as bad publicity" no longer holds? Keep it up lindsay, and you won't be able to get insured for jumping on the titty trampoline at a Bankok strip joint.
Her attorney's office released a statement. For your convenience I will translate the legalese:
Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease: We are in full damage control mode.
Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety: We had hoped this would enable her production company to gain insurance coverage so she could continue working, we'd also hoped this would gain us some favour with the judge when she eventually appears in court for her May DUI.
Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies: I gave her advice and she didn't take it. I'm not her mother. Where is her fucking mother?
Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed: Paging Dina Lohan...Ms. Dina Lohan...
The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care: The only thing I can do now that might help is to tell her to get her Ginger Spotted Ass back into rehab. I'm just about done trying to save this trainwreck.
Coming soon to a theatre near you..."I Know Who Drove Me Back To Rehab!!!"
THE CUNT IS AN ALCOHOLIC AND NO STUPID ANKLET WILL KEEP HER FROM SHOVING THE BOTTLE IN HER MOUTH AND IN HER OTHER TWO HOLES SHE LOVES THE TASTE AND FEEL OF ALCOHOL IN AND OUT OF HER BODY
I can't believe that she did it again and in such a short time. What the hell is this stupid whore thinking when she gets behind the wheel of a car? Who cares about her...what about the innocent person that she kills?
2 Dui's and 2 Cocaine Poss...she's screwed!
What is this that we hear that she was trying to get $-CASH from the Paps?
Vigilante - billable hours are the only thing lawyers care about. Come on, I thought you were a little less naive than that; or are you a lawyer yourself? ;)
GREAT now this stupid bitch is gonna dominate the news, and it will be a big fiasco like Paris all over again. At least the sheriff will be more experienced in handling these matters now. haha.
I'm glad they found crack on her this time... no more denying that!
Mitch, the latter. And I could give a toss about billable hours. If I had a dime for every "billable hour" that I let fly to the wind...well...then I'd have a shitload of dimes.
Don't get me wrong, you are right to a point. I see a lot of scum amongst my peers. But Blair's not that kind of scum. Mark my words, she won't put up with too much more of this crap. Not for a bazillion million billable hours.
Sounds like you've had a brush with a shitty attorney. That's too bad. You need to find one that's in it more for the fight than the money.
Be careful the way you use "goddess" in the same sentence as this frckle-fucked road scum. I'm sure when this thing runs her asshole makes a flapping noise because it's so loose.
all that lets me sleep at night is the knowledge that if they threw the book at paris hilton, blowhan will be in jail for at least a year. she's got what? 4 felonies and a couple misdemeanors? hahahaha... aahahahahaha.
Anyone catch Leno tonight? She fucked Leno over. The show was a trainwreck of tryihg to fill air time that Hohan blew off. That, hopefully, will be the end of her and her shitty "career." Hopefully NO ONE will go to see her latest piece of crap movie.
SOMEONE should call NYS CPS on Mother HoBlohan for child abuse and neglect for her underage children and have them taken away from her.
Isn't it convenient, pray tell, how the LAST time there was a movie to promote (that stripper one) there was a big drama/drugs/rehab issue with this bimbo, and now AGAIN, bigger drama/drugs/rehab, both involving a car? Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!
Has anyone see the "CRUCIBLE"? Why dont they do LL like that?
Vigilante's HALF right... a good lawyer would care more for their reputation than billable hours ( I agree since my father is an awsome attorney in LA). However, a stupid attorney (there are many) sees only whats in front at the moment (hours=$$$). They do not see the way they handle their clients cases, or the way their clients take their advice, as damage to their reputation.
But whatever, im just a teen and im not the attorney.
Thank you, Ilovesk8trboys. I am half right. And half left. I don't talk about the third half. My shrink tells me it doesn't exist so I've got to ignore it.
(It's just that I don't know what to do...it keeps following me!!! Sssshhh...don't tell anyone...it can hear your thoughts...)
you know i just get a kick out of when those with money abuse it to get away with anything they want well it looks good on her for once if she has to sit her ass in jail awhile...if it were anyone without money it would be a whole different story they would have the book thrown at them and on that note i think paris should go back in there with her they can be bunk mates since lindsays into chicks...being the nasty whores they both are im sure that would be a great match...maybe they should spend less time banging half the world collecting stds and actually develop some sort of brain...
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Leave Your CommentNice to see the Santa Monica Police on the ball and doing the job that the LA County Sheriff's department should have done several years ago. Hang the bitch or bury her or lock her up & lose the key... just get her out of sight so she can't influence other bimbos.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 07:40:52
Not. Smart.
By Vigilante, on July 24, 2007 07:42:33
The odds have just dropped on the Death Pool watch.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 07:54:27
Following in dad's footsteps.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 07:57:28
I wonder if they'll still give her fugly Long Island whore mother, "White Oprah", her own show.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 07:58:54
Publicity stunt for her lame movie opening this weekend.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 08:03:33
Aww, poor widdel ting. I think they should sentence her to jail for a few days, allow her to be released for an unknown medical condition and them put her back in there for a few days and call it "time served." Maybe she can get a Larry King interview out of it.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 08:06:07
dead by 25
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 08:06:38
Something tells me she won't be on Leno tonight as scheduled. LOL... She's toast!
By Shammy, on July 24, 2007 08:09:55
oooh- i so wish linds would end up with the same judge that sent paris to the slammer.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 08:10:29
Wow. Despite all the rehab and photos, I actually thought Lohan's boozing and partying with drugs was being exaggerated by the gossip sites. She is a MESS.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 08:11:59
Dear IDLYITW,
A week or so ago, I publicly claimed that Lindsay Lohan was "committed to sobriety" and "look(ed) much healthier than she has in a long time." Obviously, I am forced by current events to apologize for such behavior. Repeatedly.
Seriously. What the hell was I thinking?
By Pontius Pirate, on July 24, 2007 08:12:37
Lindsay, dear. You are incredibly rich. HIRE A DRIVER!!!!
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 08:14:16
Not a publicity stunt as far as her lawyers are concerned. Apparently there's a lot of forehead slapping and groaning going on in LA.
You can lead a Ginger Kid to bottled water, but you can't make her give up the sauce.
By Vigilante, on July 24, 2007 08:16:42
[08:14] She won't need a driver in jail. lol
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 08:17:16
She dots her "i"s with hearts. She should go to jail for that too. Stupid whore!
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 08:18:37
HEck I probably be strung out to if I was rich and 21 now it really does seem like an addiction now. So i cant be mean about the substance usage casue addition is a BIT*CH I wonder why she was chasing her assistants mother probably she was going to release something or stole something. its probably werid to be that well known and u cant even go on a drunken rage without the newspapers around heehee. I think about all the terror i caused at 21 and i was poo and no millions. SHIT Lindsey get that big black man you hang out with to chase your enemeies, lol
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 08:20:12
"Not a publicity stunt as far as her lawyers are concerned. Apparently there's a lot of forehead slapping and groaning going on in LA." By Vigilante, on July 24, 2007 08:16:42
Who moans and groans about this moron? Her lawyers certainly don't - they love the big paychecks! Maybe they are moaning and groaning because they don't know what they are going to do with all the dough they're going to collect on the billable hours.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 08:22:42
From Websters:
Train wreck; see Lohan, Lindsay
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 08:22:59
More proof rehab doesn't fuckin work. You have to want to quit, and then you can just fuckin quit. I'm sure all the stupid religious addicts will tell her to "find God" and shit now.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 08:29:15
Sounds like she is too immature to deal with fame. Hanging out with the wrong crowd, doing drugs...at the rate she is going, she will end up killing herself one day....
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 08:35:58
8:22 42, honey, no lawyer likes to see her advice go to waste. What's more, nobody who is currently associated with Ms. Lohan on a professional level wants to have to deal with this fresh batch of shit. Why? How good do you think it looks on her legal team?
If you were the one responsible for driving her to rehab after the DUI in May, the one who told her it was a good idea to stay extra time in rehab, and the one who helped her obtain an alcohol monitoring bracelet in the hopes of "saving" your client from certain professional death....and she didn't continue on the straight and narrow path you meticulously set out for her...how much do you think you'd want to work for her now?
Who wants to work for a trainwreck? Billable hours? Who cares? Her reputation ends up being yours, savvy?
By Vigilante, on July 24, 2007 08:38:26
Lilo moved up to my #1 in the dead pool... I shall win "1 meeeeelion dollars". Mooooooooooohaaaammmmmmmmmmmmooooooooohhhhhhhhaaaaaa
By cheddarhead, on July 24, 2007 08:42:17
lindsay lohan is gonna go to jail hahahahah stupid ugly ginger kid!
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 08:56:58
This is news? Soooo predictable.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 08:58:09
I *heart* you, anonymous, on July 24, 2007 08:18:37
:)
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 08:59:18
Why won't she just buy herself a limo & driver?
What a reject. This has become folly for her.
Yeah, and she SUXCKED in Prairie Home Companion. DOn't anyone EVER let her sing again. One of my cats' craniums imploded, and I had quite a mess to clean up.
By Barfalomew, on July 24, 2007 09:00:34
I am the revenge of LaLohan. Look at perez hilton
http://bp2.blogger.com/_Ra6GzhOtg88/RqU7CU-i8RI/AAAAAAAAGWo/caMduyuNStI/s1600-h/perez3.jpg
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 09:06:57
now, Lord knows I loves the bitches, but is there a point where "there's no such thing as bad publicity" no longer holds? Keep it up lindsay, and you won't be able to get insured for jumping on the titty trampoline at a Bankok strip joint.
By savage henry, on July 24, 2007 09:09:28
This is news? Soooo predictable.
Yes idiot.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 09:11:43
Ahahahahahahahah!
Ahem.
No really.
Muahahahahahahaha!
Boy, didn't see that one coming. Good game Lindsay, good game.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 09:31:22
She should never ever be allowed behind the wheel of a car again. Fucking drunk driving whore.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 09:34:17
I can't wait until she kills someone else with her antics.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 09:53:26
It has already been said, but it's worth repeating....
aaaaaaahhhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahha!
hahahahhahahahahhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaa!
By joejoe, on July 24, 2007 09:54:46
A ginger kid, a whore and a drunk. She's going for the trifecta
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 09:55:24
Her attorney's office released a statement. For your convenience I will translate the legalese:
Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease: We are in full damage control mode.
Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety: We had hoped this would enable her production company to gain insurance coverage so she could continue working, we'd also hoped this would gain us some favour with the judge when she eventually appears in court for her May DUI.
Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies: I gave her advice and she didn't take it. I'm not her mother. Where is her fucking mother?
Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed: Paging Dina Lohan...Ms. Dina Lohan...
The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care: The only thing I can do now that might help is to tell her to get her Ginger Spotted Ass back into rehab. I'm just about done trying to save this trainwreck.
Coming soon to a theatre near you..."I Know Who Drove Me Back To Rehab!!!"
By Vigilante, on July 24, 2007 09:55:56
THE CUNT IS AN ALCOHOLIC AND NO STUPID ANKLET WILL KEEP HER FROM SHOVING THE BOTTLE IN HER MOUTH AND IN HER OTHER TWO HOLES SHE LOVES THE TASTE AND FEEL OF ALCOHOL IN AND OUT OF HER BODY
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 10:05:15
OK, maybe this this she will have serve some time!
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 10:37:17
LL and nick nolte should hang out...
By west side!, on July 24, 2007 11:03:03
I can't believe that she did it again and in such a short time. What the hell is this stupid whore thinking when she gets behind the wheel of a car? Who cares about her...what about the innocent person that she kills?
2 Dui's and 2 Cocaine Poss...she's screwed!
What is this that we hear that she was trying to get $-CASH from the Paps?
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 11:17:19
Please let this be the end of her career. I'm tired of looking at this ugly Ginger whore.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 11:22:52
She looks a lot like Sienna Miller in the mug shot.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 11:28:10
Well, she has beautiful penmanship.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 12:04:47
I wonder what the other female inmates will think of someone knicknamed "Fire Crotch."
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 12:07:53
mmm tastes like ginger and herpes.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 12:32:29
Once again, trying to follow in Parasite's footsteps... Pathetic.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 13:09:30
And in the least surprising news of the week...
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 13:18:09
L O S E R.
By MIKEG, on July 24, 2007 13:29:10
I'd still fuck her.
By Johnny Bravo, on July 24, 2007 13:31:58
Vigilante - billable hours are the only thing lawyers care about. Come on, I thought you were a little less naive than that; or are you a lawyer yourself? ;)
By Mitch McDeere, on July 24, 2007 14:03:01
is that Frankie's the pizza place? good pizza!
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 14:15:52
GREAT now this stupid bitch is gonna dominate the news, and it will be a big fiasco like Paris all over again. At least the sheriff will be more experienced in handling these matters now. haha.
I'm glad they found crack on her this time... no more denying that!
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 14:46:10
Mitch, the latter. And I could give a toss about billable hours. If I had a dime for every "billable hour" that I let fly to the wind...well...then I'd have a shitload of dimes.
Don't get me wrong, you are right to a point. I see a lot of scum amongst my peers. But Blair's not that kind of scum. Mark my words, she won't put up with too much more of this crap. Not for a bazillion million billable hours.
Sounds like you've had a brush with a shitty attorney. That's too bad. You need to find one that's in it more for the fight than the money.
By Vigilante, on July 24, 2007 14:53:45
what the fuck, i am not rich and even i have people who will drive me around when im wasted. not very smart ll.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 17:14:11
come on... she should have never been arrested in the first place. she is a godess.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 17:46:36
To 17:46:36
Be careful the way you use "goddess" in the same sentence as this frckle-fucked road scum. I'm sure when this thing runs her asshole makes a flapping noise because it's so loose.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 18:21:07
all that lets me sleep at night is the knowledge that if they threw the book at paris hilton, blowhan will be in jail for at least a year. she's got what? 4 felonies and a couple misdemeanors? hahahaha... aahahahahaha.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2007 19:44:38
Anyone catch Leno tonight? She fucked Leno over. The show was a trainwreck of tryihg to fill air time that Hohan blew off. That, hopefully, will be the end of her and her shitty "career." Hopefully NO ONE will go to see her latest piece of crap movie.
SOMEONE should call NYS CPS on Mother HoBlohan for child abuse and neglect for her underage children and have them taken away from her.
Isn't it convenient, pray tell, how the LAST time there was a movie to promote (that stripper one) there was a big drama/drugs/rehab issue with this bimbo, and now AGAIN, bigger drama/drugs/rehab, both involving a car? Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!
By SWF, on July 24, 2007 21:46:31
Has anyone see the "CRUCIBLE"? Why dont they do LL like that?
Vigilante's HALF right... a good lawyer would care more for their reputation than billable hours ( I agree since my father is an awsome attorney in LA). However, a stupid attorney (there are many) sees only whats in front at the moment (hours=$$$). They do not see the way they handle their clients cases, or the way their clients take their advice, as damage to their reputation.
But whatever, im just a teen and im not the attorney.
Taa-Da!
By ilovesk8trboys!, on July 25, 2007 00:28:42
Who the fuck is Frankie??
By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 03:22:28
lock this attention seeking whore up!! celebrities are not above the law i want to see justice!!
By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 04:22:32
Well, now she and her dad will have something in common, jail time.
By Abe, on July 25, 2007 06:51:04
Don't worry!!!!!!!! She's going to a rehab facility and that will cure her!!!!!!!!
ROFLMAO
Taking bets on when this coke whore will start doing porno
By anonymous, on July 25, 2007 06:53:00
Thank you, Ilovesk8trboys. I am half right. And half left. I don't talk about the third half. My shrink tells me it doesn't exist so I've got to ignore it.
(It's just that I don't know what to do...it keeps following me!!! Sssshhh...don't tell anyone...it can hear your thoughts...)
By Vigilante, on July 25, 2007 12:41:45
you know i just get a kick out of when those with money abuse it to get away with anything they want well it looks good on her for once if she has to sit her ass in jail awhile...if it were anyone without money it would be a whole different story they would have the book thrown at them and on that note i think paris should go back in there with her they can be bunk mates since lindsays into chicks...being the nasty whores they both are im sure that would be a great match...maybe they should spend less time banging half the world collecting stds and actually develop some sort of brain...
By Thirteen, on July 27, 2007 01:07:58
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