Isn't it nice how some people pretend to listen to their legal counsel? And by "pretend" I mean go through the motions just enough to keep their asses out of the clink.
This is all a strategically calculated manoeuvre, nobody comes up with the right moves on their own.
"often times people arrested for driving under the influence are simply cited and released."
After they spend a day/ night in jail. Obviously, there are two sets of laws in America. (1) For the rich/ famous. (2) For everone else. Anyone in the "2" category would have been taken into custody at the hospital.
Don't worry all you blohan fans, her lawyers will get this pled down to, oops & Linds will get probation.
Congratulations are in order! She apparently found someone uglier than her to be her friend, since "hot chicks" are always supposed to have an ugly friend.
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Leave Your CommentIsn't it nice how some people pretend to listen to their legal counsel? And by "pretend" I mean go through the motions just enough to keep their asses out of the clink.
This is all a strategically calculated manoeuvre, nobody comes up with the right moves on their own.
By Vigilante, on July 20, 2007 09:59:24
i got yer getouttajailfreecard right here, Linds...
By flowersandpoppies, on July 20, 2007 10:03:08
What's with the retarded peace sign? It's right up there with Paris' cell phone and that srupid Olsen/Beckham pout.
By Kacky, on July 20, 2007 10:11:58
that friend is DISGUSTINGLY skinny
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 10:18:55
"often times people arrested for driving under the influence are simply cited and released."
After they spend a day/ night in jail. Obviously, there are two sets of laws in America.
(1) For the rich/ famous. (2) For everone else. Anyone in the "2" category would have been taken into custody at the hospital.
Don't worry all you blohan fans, her lawyers will get this pled down to, oops & Linds will get probation.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 10:34:22
I don't think it's a peace sign. More like "my legs are wide open".
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 10:34:49
so apparently that alcohol anklet didnt stay on for very long. must be a publicity stunt to look like she is acutally getting sober. Dumb bitch!
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 11:20:38
Congratulations are in order! She apparently found someone uglier than her to be her friend, since "hot chicks" are always supposed to have an ugly friend.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 11:33:51
"...before I was beaten and chained like I was going on a cruise to the New World."
So wrong yet so funny.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 13:32:02
The only thing more pathetic than LL is the 40-something chick who now thinks a 21-year-old is her best friend.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2007 16:15:03
What's with the stupid 'vitory' pose? It's not that she's an Asion posing in front of the Eiffel tower!
By anonymous, on July 21, 2007 05:09:00
I just wanted to thank you for all your humor. My sister and I read your commentary and cry with laughter. Thank you for lightening up the day!!!
By Kristine, on July 22, 2007 11:15:43
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