ummm...actually, yeah, I've seen strippers with freckles and stretch marks. It all depends on what they portray in the movie - an upscale "gentleman's club" which would be ridiculous for LL, or a seedy, heavy-drinking, no-smiling, cesarean-scars-welcome strip joint with a single small stage behind the bar. She could fit in there, as the only white "dancer."
She's pretty hot. I get that she's a drunken, callous whore...but she's still 100% fuckable. The morons ripping on her looks are just sheep, going along with the groupthink. Fucking try forming your own opinion and thinking for yourselves, people.
LMAO here comes another Lindsay Lohan movie which will suck and won't make any money. I can't believe these stupid people still cast this box office poison in their movies.
She has such a weird shaped torso. Her belly button is so high up on it. I just don't get the appeal of this girl. There's nothing sexy about her at all, and the fact that she tries too hard makes her even less appealing.
Save your $$$ and go to a real strip bar instead of this POS movie and see some REAL STRIPPERS (who are likely much better looking anyway than freckly cellulite legs).
all you guys are just haters. i saw the trailer of this movie and it those looks like a good one. who cares about the marks, is part of the job, isnt it.
She is still a little girl playing dress up. Symmetrical features yeah, but sex appeal does not always follow. She tried too hard for that making it AWKWARD in these roles not sexy.
And her voiceover in the trailer? Raspy and formidable. She sounds like the tired, working a double shift for someone who no-showed diner waitress circling around your table AGAIN and asking your order. Harsh smoker voice. Again, she is done. This will bottom out at the box office.
yo yo YO YO!!! I'm with J-Bird...I LOVE trackmarks on the sistas! Just yesterday I went down to my favorite strip club in Detroit, "Purple Curtains", where my girls Tanisha, LaQuinta, and Latasha all have sexy-ass trackmarks. I wanted to watch them shake that ass (and I also needed to pay them a few month of child-support). Hey, life on the streetz is hard, ya heard?
Anyway, I'd totally eat shit out of this white bitch's ass. Nothing like some meat with my crackers!
Yo, peace in Baghdad, long before I was in my daddy's bag!
While I do think she's a very pretty girl, or used to be, she is ruining her looks with all the partying. she just turned 21 and has skin like a sun-worshiping 40 year old. and fuckable? um............no.
not unless you wanted to catch every disease known to man, and a few that haven't been ID'd yet.
as far as this movie goes, it'll tank, just like EVERY other one she's done, minus "Mean Girls"...and we all know Rachel McAdams was the REAL star of that movie. remember when her mom said that she'd win an Oscar for "Georgia Rule"? was that movie even in the theaters for longer than a week?!
Hmmm, I'm in the strip club right now, so let me see...
Track-marks: check, pretty much all the girls Freckles: check, about half of them Clothed: nope, sorry, all the strippers here are NAKED.
I guess Lindsay will be doing a great acting job if she can play a stripper without taking all her clothes off. Of course, I doubt anyone on set wanted her to unless the power of the firecrotch - especially directly into the cameras. Talk about a meltdown!
OH SHIT! i was in this movie, i was an extra and we ended up waiting something like half an hour for her to come out looking like the living dead and be a bitch to everyone for her five minute part in the bleachers
I've been to some really trashy strip clubs and some really swank strip clubs and either way, the girls look a hell of a lot better than Lohan. Lohan would be the stripper they'd put on at 10:30 a.m. right when it opens because nobody is in there and who the hell wants to look at her negative space ass anyway. I'd rather watch western african antelopes breeding on the discovery channel.
I gotta' go J-Bird on this one. She's looking pretty tasty here... Of course I would be remiss if I didn't mention that I've also been married long enough now that sex with my wife is like reading an ISO manual, followed by the usual recriminations towards myself in the mirror. At this point I'd spank the monkey to a picture of Mary Todd Lincoln....
I'm from Canada, we have alot of one eyed strippers up here. Also pregnant strippers. Small titty strippers. clubs dedicated to fat strippers. Ive heard of a club where the Idea is, instead of stuffing bills in g-strings to throw Toonies at the strippers, who then pick them up with a big magnet. I'm not sure If Americans know what Toonies are, but they are big $2 coins, and they'd really hurt to have thrown at you!
OMG. Please tell me she's playing a "stripper with a heart of gold," or playing a "stripper working her way through college" It sure looks like it in those pics. She took this role so that she could wear slutty costumes on screen and be fawned at like demi moore. It's her excuse to wear slutty outfits and she can say it's for a "part." Trash.
I think maybe she should sue the film makers and her money grubbing handlers for allowing her to do this sleazy bunch crap while under the bad influence of illegal substances., but then, maybe she is proud of it.
Never seen a stripper with freckles and track marks? Obviously you've never been to a strip club. Add in a few stretch marks from a pregnancy, and your description is EXACTLY what your average American stripper is.
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By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 11:10:18
That main picture can't be Lohan, it looks like a girl
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 11:10:22
Hmmm...what a stretch. Lindsay Lohan as a stripper.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 11:15:01
I know who killed me. The title seems ironic.
By dm, on July 10, 2007 11:19:58
ummm...actually, yeah, I've seen strippers with freckles and stretch marks. It all depends on what they portray in the movie - an upscale "gentleman's club" which would be ridiculous for LL, or a seedy, heavy-drinking, no-smiling, cesarean-scars-welcome strip joint with a single small stage behind the bar. She could fit in there, as the only white "dancer."
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 11:33:09
She's pretty hot. I get that she's a drunken, callous whore...but she's still 100% fuckable. The morons ripping on her looks are just sheep, going along with the groupthink. Fucking try forming your own opinion and thinking for yourselves, people.
By J-Bird, on July 10, 2007 11:41:17
I think for myself and I think she's an ugly whore. Go fuck yourself, J-Bird. I hate reading your comments. You're never funny and always an idiot.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 11:42:54
She's fucking that Calum Best guy again. That one who was in a hotel room with 2 hookers doing blow a couple weeks ago. Lindsay probably has AIDS.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 11:44:49
LMAO here comes another Lindsay Lohan movie which will suck and won't make any money. I can't believe these stupid people still cast this box office poison in their movies.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 11:46:00
She'd be fuckable if she wasn't a scumbag.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 11:46:21
She has such a weird shaped torso. Her belly button is so high up on it. I just don't get the appeal of this girl. There's nothing sexy about her at all, and the fact that she tries too hard makes her even less appealing.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 11:48:38
Save your $$$ and go to a real strip bar instead of this POS movie and see some REAL STRIPPERS (who are likely much better looking anyway than freckly cellulite legs).
By Advice from OJ , on July 10, 2007 11:53:35
It gonna take a lot of computer trickery to erase all those trackmarks.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 11:54:01
all you guys are just haters. i saw the trailer of this movie and it those looks like a good one. who cares about the marks, is part of the job, isnt it.
By julio, on July 10, 2007 11:59:59
She is still a little girl playing dress up. Symmetrical features yeah, but sex appeal does not always follow. She tried too hard for that making it AWKWARD in these roles not sexy.
And her voiceover in the trailer? Raspy and formidable. She sounds like the tired, working a double shift for someone who no-showed diner waitress circling around your table AGAIN and asking your order. Harsh smoker voice. Again, she is done. This will bottom out at the box office.
By cunty whore, on July 10, 2007 12:08:12
yo yo YO YO!!!
I'm with J-Bird...I LOVE trackmarks on the sistas! Just yesterday I went down to my favorite strip club in Detroit, "Purple Curtains", where my girls Tanisha, LaQuinta, and Latasha all have sexy-ass trackmarks. I wanted to watch them shake that ass (and I also needed to pay them a few month of child-support). Hey, life on the streetz is hard, ya heard?
Anyway, I'd totally eat shit out of this white bitch's ass. Nothing like some meat with my crackers!
Yo, peace in Baghdad, long before I was in my daddy's bag!
By Blingy Washington, on July 10, 2007 12:08:19
I've seen plenty of real strippers and she's way hotter than most of them.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 12:09:26
None of the strippers at the clubs I go to have skin like this fucking albino cheetah. Her self esteem is way too high.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 12:10:35
While I do think she's a very pretty girl, or used to be, she is ruining her looks with all the partying. she just turned 21 and has skin like a sun-worshiping 40 year old. and fuckable? um............no.
not unless you wanted to catch every disease known to man, and a few that haven't been ID'd yet.
as far as this movie goes, it'll tank, just like EVERY other one she's done, minus "Mean Girls"...and we all know Rachel McAdams was the REAL star of that movie. remember when her mom said that she'd win an Oscar for "Georgia Rule"? was that movie even in the theaters for longer than a week?!
By cracktastic, on July 10, 2007 12:29:29
What a mistake. They should have cast Kelly Clarkson instead.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 12:53:31
Kelly Clarkson may be in the sequel: Mean Fat Stripper Girls! That is if she doesn't eat the film negatives during breaks on the set.. Hide the mayo!
By Tom Kruise Holmes, on July 10, 2007 13:22:16
Hmmm, I'm in the strip club right now, so let me see...
Track-marks: check, pretty much all the girls
Freckles: check, about half of them
Clothed: nope, sorry, all the strippers here are NAKED.
I guess Lindsay will be doing a great acting job if she can play a stripper without taking all her clothes off. Of course, I doubt anyone on set wanted her to unless the power of the firecrotch - especially directly into the cameras. Talk about a meltdown!
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 13:43:22
OH SHIT! i was in this movie, i was an extra and we ended up waiting something like half an hour for her to come out looking like the living dead and be a bitch to everyone for her five minute part in the bleachers
By thedude, on July 10, 2007 15:03:18
her body is hot
her head is empty
she might have been STD germs infected
yeah, she's gonna do great in that role.
stretchmarks are kinda sexy..
By the sad truth, on July 10, 2007 15:19:39
Haha...Kelly Clarkson ripping...I love that!
Seriously, they should have cast a trio: in addition to Lindsay, Hannah Montana and Hayden Panettiere should have gotten poles of their own, too.
Finally saw Prairie Home Companion and thought LL was great, especially her singing.
By waiting for the punchline, on July 10, 2007 15:28:01
Tood, you've got the title wrong. It should be "Lindsay Lohan Is Being Whored Out Again To Buy Momma More Expensive Shoes".
By Vigilante, on July 10, 2007 15:52:12
I've been to some really trashy strip clubs and some really swank strip clubs and either way, the girls look a hell of a lot better than Lohan. Lohan would be the stripper they'd put on at 10:30 a.m. right when it opens because nobody is in there and who the hell wants to look at her negative space ass anyway. I'd rather watch western african antelopes breeding on the discovery channel.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 17:10:06
I gotta' go J-Bird on this one. She's looking pretty tasty here... Of course I would be remiss if I didn't mention that I've also been married long enough now that sex with my wife is like reading an ISO manual, followed by the usual recriminations towards myself in the mirror. At this point I'd spank the monkey to a picture of Mary Todd Lincoln....
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 17:24:50
Unless she sets those big titties free count me in as not interested.
By Slick Rick, on July 10, 2007 18:12:43
I'm from Canada, we have alot of one eyed strippers up here. Also pregnant strippers. Small titty strippers. clubs dedicated to fat strippers. Ive heard of a club where the Idea is, instead of stuffing bills in g-strings to throw Toonies at the strippers, who then pick them up with a big magnet. I'm not sure If Americans know what Toonies are, but they are big $2 coins, and they'd really hurt to have thrown at you!
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 19:06:26
Lohan may be a waste of skin, but she looks great in these stills.
It still won't get me to the theatre for this, because her infamy overshadows any part she plays, but she does look pretty hot here.
By S., on July 10, 2007 20:09:44
OMG. Please tell me she's playing a "stripper with a heart of gold," or playing a "stripper working her way through college" It sure looks like it in those pics. She took this role so that she could wear slutty costumes on screen and be fawned at like demi moore. It's her excuse to wear slutty outfits and she can say it's for a "part." Trash.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2007 21:07:45
No, actually she looks as ugly as usual.
No one cares about her talentless, freckled skinned, flappy beef-curtained, chain smoking, spoiled, nasty coke whore ass anyway.
Unless you're as much of a loser as she is, of course. ;)
By NR, on July 10, 2007 22:24:07
she hot in dis movie
By dummy, on July 11, 2007 05:08:37
she's the last girl in the world I wanna see dancing!!
By Daily Shots, on July 11, 2007 05:36:28
22:06, most Americans know what Toonies are, simply because we come to Montreal and Niagra whenever we want to fuck skanky strippers.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 05:46:55
The role fits her true personality quite well.
By Nonnie, on July 11, 2007 07:33:25
I think maybe she should sue the film makers and her money grubbing handlers for allowing her to do this sleazy bunch crap while under the bad influence of illegal substances., but then, maybe she is proud of it.
By DynamiteSal, on July 11, 2007 13:31:10
someone check that pole for herpes
By hohan, on July 12, 2007 06:59:40
Never seen a stripper with freckles and track marks? Obviously you've never been to a strip club. Add in a few stretch marks from a pregnancy, and your description is EXACTLY what your average American stripper is.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 13:53:00
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