I was with them until they gave the Trannycat Dolls air time. Between their "performance" and Kanye West shitting all over The Police, I say to hell with the planet.
When was the last time you saw such a bunch of LOSERS all gathered together? And STILL Madonna had to isolate herself..lest the little people harangue her...
Yesterday I defecated in my neighbors lawn. The process didn't require any precious water, no paper, and it served as a wonderful fertilizer for his grass. I wiped with a couple of maple leaves, and now it's feeling a bit itchy down there though.
Anyway, share the love, share the earth, defecate on your neighbors lawn today!
Oh good, so it's not just me. I posted this like-minded bulletin 1/2 way through the show:
Anyone else see the glaring irony of this whole Live Earth production?
An effort to raise awareness about global warming, ways we can slow it down, energy efficiency, less fuel consumption, etc, etc.... and I can't even begin to imagine how much fuel was used for the planes, trains and automobiles used to transport all the equipment to all of these cities around the world. Speaking of equipment, how much electricity you think was spent on all those speakers, audio, visual, etc to run all day long??? Not to mention all the money, fuel and energy all those ticket-holders spent to get to their various concert locations.... and they pan through the audience to reveal beer drinking, cigarette smoking, etc...
Yes, the cause was a good one, the idea was worthy and noble and all that jazz, but come on... it doesn't strike anyone else as the least bit odd???
I would have personally rather seen all those stars get in a big circle, hold hands and say "Ommmm!" simultaneously for 12 hours. Now THAT would be a statement...
Yeah everybody knows the "irony" about energy expenditure to bring the stars together and put on shows. That's all silly math - let's say people watching got inspired and practiced extra conservation for one day. There's your expenditure offset, with extra to spare.
Anybody can do these hypotheticals. They mean nothing.
Save the planet and leave! I mean all the celeb's should climb on board Al's space ship that Tripper is piloting and head on over the Mars! Oh wait, Mar's climate is warming up too. Well, it's our fault too! Say hi to Xenu for us Albore, I mean Albacore, I mean Tuna King, I mean Lion King, I mean Lion Queen.
If Al Gore had any brains at all, he would have made the whole event web-based, instead of having huge venues all over the world. The performers could have streamed their performances live and people could have watched from home. THAT is progressive thinking. Think of all the energy and fuel that could have been saved. That's what happens when old people try to "change the world." They are clueless.
finally someone with more than half a brain comments. this global warming crisis is bullshit and the libs are brainwashing our youth that it really exists. the whole brainwashing thing scares me more than the earth being burned to a crisp.
See, here's the thing. When you say "libs" you might as well say "Everything I know about the world I learned from Bill O'Reilly," because either statement makes you come off as a know-nothing fucktwaddle.
good try, but I do not watch the Leprechaun. however, I'm sure you are right that he is the only person in the world to use the term "libs". you sure put me in my place. and the name calling really got me as well. good one, Mr. Eloquent.
now please go attempt to form an opinion that the liberal media didn't spoonfeed you.
Went to the Live Earth show in E.R., NJ on Saturday. Music was great, fun crowd. Chuckled when I saw the plane circling the stadium w/the demanddebate.com banner. Unfortunately, most of the show was smoke and mirrors covering up the absolutely self-righteous ignorance of the Gore worshippers. Al Gore preaching from his pulpit of lies and hypocrisy infuriates me.
Here is why I feel this way…Celebrities flew in private jets to perform and preach about “consumption”, while there were 2 dozen CO2 tanks behind the stage in plain view used to assist powering the lights, equipment and speakers, etc. There were paper towels in the air conditioned restrooms. There are concession stands, loud speakers, outdoor lighting,etc., all powered by standard electricity derived from FOSSIL FUEL!
Advertisers in the stadium include TOYOTA, Hess & GEICO car insurance!!! Who are they kidding? Being aware of our consumption is a good thing. Being wasteful is not a good thing. Unfortunately, Live Earth failed getting their message across because their own abuse of the Earth’s resources counter-effect their cause.
Let's not make this a political site. Sure Global Warming is just the next worry of the moment like Global cooling, acid rain, Y2K, bird flu, etc, before it. I am sure that 10 years from now people will look back and think how silly this whole thing is and how anyone could believe that something that plants use to live and grow (CO2) was actually a worry to anyone when they know that the real threat was and always will be radical Islam errrr, I mean Paris Hilton.
In celebration of "Live Earth" I sacrificed 1,000 of the rarest animal species to RA, the sun god. Then I went to the Artic and clubbed a hundred baby seals. And after I blew up the zoo, I escaped in my SUV while spraying aerosol cans out of the window.
And my favorite part of the day was burning down the rain forest. I fucking love "Live Earth" day.
yeah, the global climate is cyclical, with hotter and colder spells. ditto the solar system, due to cycling of solar flare activity on the sun.
but the recent rise in global temperatures is much steeper than any known natural cycle (for example, 10 times steeper than rising temps in the solar system due to increased sun flare activity). natural cycles oscillate, which the current warming does not - every single year is warmer than the previous. and the warming directly correlates with the measured amount of man-made greenhouse gases.
maybe not 10 years ago, but today, if you run a valid computer model on the currently available data, the conclusion is inescapable. the only folks arguing to the contrary either run models recognized as invalid (industry continues to pay a lot for highly publicized bad science, for obvious reasons), or go the O'Reilly route and cite random isolated facts (like solar system warming) during a rant, as if that constituted a thorough refutation.
speaking of which, we now return to regular programming...
Madonna is the world's saddest "guitar player." She knows like 2 barre chords, which she plays while looking down at her manicured fingernails, and a slide with the pick down the neck. That's it. Her guitar is just a bad fashion accessory--like Elvis's or Jagger's or something.
Is that Madonna? She's so plasticized I barely recognize her anymore except for that unpleasant expression she always has. How dare she pretend to play a 33 lb. Les Paul guitar when we all know that despite the best of guitar lessons, she's lucky if she can play three basic chords just barely. Heaven forbid she break a fake nail on those wretched strings and frets. That instrument is NOT easy to play. I'd like to have a swing at her mug with the body of that guitar and bet it would crack her plastic surgeries like her English bone china does when her ADHD kid throws it at the nanny. Nasty woman. She can't sing any of her songs in the original key anymore (which were horrible enough to begin with;) everything's overdubbed and in the same key: C, because she's so fucking old and dried up her voice is like that of a baritone male's. Hag. As for these "concerts" they all suck, are overproduced, too expensive, have no "soul" about them, should be ignored by one and all, are all on fake premises to glorify the performers and not the causes they pretend to be "giving" to. All music today does is try to copy what was done in the past, and does it poorly at best. A shame the Police have to be on the same stage with all that foolishness. Why they agreed to be there is a mystery, and is embarrassing. Only musicians who can really sing and play should be allowed on the same stage at the same time. All the fakes should stay in front of their own mirrors. Makes me sick.
44 Comments:
Leave Your CommentWhat the fuck was Petra Nemcova wearing?
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 09:41:28
i suppress my farts now so that i don't release the ozone killing gases into the atmosphere...word!
By mc lyte, on July 9, 2007 09:42:00
She was wearing our Globe.
By Trustiva, on July 9, 2007 09:43:44
I was with them until they gave the Trannycat Dolls air time. Between their "performance" and Kanye West shitting all over The Police, I say to hell with the planet.
By Dickie Hateface, on July 9, 2007 09:50:24
When was the last time you saw such a bunch of LOSERS all gathered together? And STILL Madonna had to isolate herself..lest the little people harangue her...
By dinigi, on July 9, 2007 09:57:05
Definition of Irony:
Kanye West singing a song by "The Police".
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 10:02:12
The sight of Madonna playing a Les Paul is insulting to guitarists everywhere.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 10:26:04
I heard that millions of trees would need to be planted to off-set all the emissions these concerts (& concert-goers) produced.
Sing it - "Ironyyyyyyy!"
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 10:27:42
Yesterday I defecated in my neighbors lawn. The process didn't require any precious water, no paper, and it served as a wonderful fertilizer for his grass. I wiped with a couple of maple leaves, and now it's feeling a bit itchy down there though.
Anyway, share the love, share the earth, defecate on your neighbors lawn today!
By John Mark Carr, on July 9, 2007 10:41:25
Madonna doesn't really think that anyone believes she can play that guitar, does she?
By Flounder, on July 9, 2007 10:42:04
Tipper Gore is one hot chick!
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 10:55:47
Oh good, so it's not just me.
I posted this like-minded bulletin 1/2 way through the show:
Anyone else see the glaring irony of this whole Live Earth production?
An effort to raise awareness about global warming, ways we can slow it down, energy efficiency, less fuel consumption, etc, etc.... and I can't even begin to imagine how much fuel was used for the planes, trains and automobiles used to transport all the equipment to all of these cities around the world. Speaking of equipment, how much electricity you think was spent on all those speakers, audio, visual, etc to run all day long??? Not to mention all the money, fuel and energy all those ticket-holders spent to get to their various concert locations.... and they pan through the audience to reveal beer drinking, cigarette smoking, etc...
Yes, the cause was a good one, the idea was worthy and noble and all that jazz, but come on... it doesn't strike anyone else as the least bit odd???
I would have personally rather seen all those stars get in a big circle, hold hands and say "Ommmm!" simultaneously for 12 hours. Now THAT would be a statement...
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 11:16:48
Does anybody really believe priMadonna can actually play that guitar?
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 11:23:30
Yeah everybody knows the "irony" about energy expenditure to bring the stars together and put on shows. That's all silly math - let's say people watching got inspired and practiced extra conservation for one day. There's your expenditure offset, with extra to spare.
Anybody can do these hypotheticals. They mean nothing.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 11:25:41
Um, Mr. Algore, 'ourselves' is ONE word not two. That means your fancy anagram would be SO instead of SOS. As in... SO what?
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 11:44:05
why did petra nemcova dye her hair blonde???
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 11:54:03
Anyone notice all the empty seats at Giants Stadium....
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 12:38:53
Do you think they put make-up in a spray gun to make Cameron Diaz resemble a human or do you think they resorted to using actual spray paint?
Also, do you think all those musicians remember that in the 80s Tipper Gore was trying to use her husband's power to ruin all their careers?
By TheBig28, on July 9, 2007 12:40:55
Save the planet and leave! I mean all the celeb's should climb on board Al's space ship that Tripper is piloting and head on over the Mars! Oh wait, Mar's climate is warming up too. Well, it's our fault too! Say hi to Xenu for us Albore, I mean Albacore, I mean Tuna King, I mean Lion King, I mean Lion Queen.
By Mr. T, on July 9, 2007 12:42:06
If Al Gore had any brains at all, he would have made the whole event web-based, instead of having huge venues all over the world. The performers could have streamed their performances live and people could have watched from home. THAT is progressive thinking. Think of all the energy and fuel that could have been saved. That's what happens when old people try to "change the world." They are clueless.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 14:23:02
Humans are not causing global warming, the sun is. And the climate is NOT in crisis, it is always changing from decade to decade.
The whole production was a giant ego stroke.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 14:31:40
finally someone with more than half a brain comments. this global warming crisis is bullshit and the libs are brainwashing our youth that it really exists. the whole brainwashing thing scares me more than the earth being burned to a crisp.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 14:40:49
anonymous 17:40:49
See, here's the thing. When you say "libs" you might as well say "Everything I know about the world I learned from Bill O'Reilly," because either statement makes you come off as a know-nothing fucktwaddle.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 14:50:33
Maybe they didn't all take private jets. Maybe they jetpooled with each other.
... Or maybe they're all fucking full of shit. Yeah, I'm gonna go with the latter.
By Tony, on July 9, 2007 14:57:34
good try, but I do not watch the Leprechaun. however, I'm sure you are right that he is the only person in the world to use the term "libs". you sure put me in my place. and the name calling really got me as well. good one, Mr. Eloquent.
now please go attempt to form an opinion that the liberal media didn't spoonfeed you.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 15:00:34
Well its nice to see other people that recognise how much bs this whole concert and global warming in general is.
By Sacrament, on July 9, 2007 15:47:21
anonymous 18:00:34
WAAAAHHH! ZOMG TEH LIEBERAL MEDIA!! WAAAAAAAH!
Who didn't see that one coming? Anyone?
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 15:49:47
I wonder if Leo uses recycled french-fry grease in his hair.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 15:55:08
Went to the Live Earth show in E.R., NJ on Saturday.
Music was great, fun crowd. Chuckled when I saw the plane circling the stadium w/the demanddebate.com banner.
Unfortunately, most of the show was smoke and mirrors covering up the absolutely self-righteous ignorance of the Gore worshippers. Al Gore preaching from his pulpit of lies and hypocrisy infuriates me.
Here is why I feel this way…Celebrities flew in private jets to perform and preach about “consumption”, while there were 2 dozen CO2 tanks behind the stage in plain view used to assist powering the lights, equipment and speakers, etc.
There were paper towels in the air conditioned restrooms. There are concession stands, loud speakers, outdoor lighting,etc., all powered by standard electricity derived from FOSSIL FUEL!
Advertisers in the stadium include TOYOTA, Hess & GEICO car insurance!!! Who are they kidding?
Being aware of our consumption is a good thing. Being wasteful is not a good thing.
Unfortunately, Live Earth failed getting their message across because their own abuse of the Earth’s resources counter-effect their cause.
Nice try, though.
By Tina, on July 9, 2007 16:04:20
Let's not make this a political site.
Sure Global Warming is just the next worry of the moment like Global cooling, acid rain, Y2K, bird flu, etc, before it. I am sure that 10 years from now people will look back and think how silly this whole thing is and how anyone could believe that something that plants use to live and grow (CO2) was actually a worry to anyone when they know that the real threat was and always will be radical Islam errrr, I mean Paris Hilton.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 16:27:20
this celebrity-eco-circle jerk needs to stop. the self righteousness alone is going to cause the planet to explode.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 16:27:45
I don't know wtf this thing is ===> â€, I typed " and that's what showed up! :-D
By Tina, on July 9, 2007 16:31:51
Am I the only one that saw how fat Alicia Keys legs were? Jesus fucking Christ! That woman could crack coconuts with those monstrosities.
By Poon, on July 9, 2007 16:59:49
Celebs waste more in one day than I will in my life. Fuck them all, phony narcissists.
By Lukasiewich, on July 9, 2007 17:20:48
When will people learn that there is nothing anyone can do to prevent global warming. It is simply nature taking its course.
Anyway I saw some of Live Earth and it was pretty gay. I liked Duran Duran and Foo Fighters performances.
I think they only made madonna a headliner for the gays
By prettyboy, on July 9, 2007 17:33:34
I'd liberally slap the shit out of Leo DiCrapio, given half a chance.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 17:36:52
Tony,
"jetpooled" - now that was funny.
By Carolina, on July 9, 2007 19:13:03
In celebration of "Live Earth" I sacrificed 1,000 of the rarest animal species to RA, the sun god. Then I went to the Artic and clubbed a hundred baby seals. And after I blew up the zoo, I escaped in my SUV while spraying aerosol cans out of the window.
And my favorite part of the day was burning down the rain forest. I fucking love "Live Earth" day.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 20:09:01
if you can stand a dose of actual science...
yeah, the global climate is cyclical, with hotter and colder spells. ditto the solar system, due to cycling of solar flare activity on the sun.
but the recent rise in global temperatures is much steeper than any known natural cycle (for example, 10 times steeper than rising temps in the solar system due to increased sun flare activity). natural cycles oscillate, which the current warming does not - every single year is warmer than the previous. and the warming directly correlates with the measured amount of man-made greenhouse gases.
maybe not 10 years ago, but today, if you run a valid computer model on the currently available data, the conclusion is inescapable. the only folks arguing to the contrary either run models recognized as invalid (industry continues to pay a lot for highly publicized bad science, for obvious reasons), or go the O'Reilly route and cite random isolated facts (like solar system warming) during a rant, as if that constituted a thorough refutation.
speaking of which, we now return to regular programming...
By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 21:03:39
Madonna is the world's saddest "guitar player." She knows like 2 barre chords, which she plays while looking down at her manicured fingernails, and a slide with the pick down the neck. That's it. Her guitar is just a bad fashion accessory--like Elvis's or Jagger's or something.
By Perezoso, on July 9, 2007 22:38:42
Is that Madonna? She's so plasticized I barely recognize her anymore except for that unpleasant expression she always has. How dare she pretend to play a 33 lb. Les Paul guitar when we all know that despite the best of guitar lessons, she's lucky if she can play three basic chords just barely. Heaven forbid she break a fake nail on those wretched strings and frets. That instrument is NOT easy to play. I'd like to have a swing at her mug with the body of that guitar and bet it would crack her plastic surgeries like her English bone china does when her ADHD kid throws it at the nanny. Nasty woman. She can't sing any of her songs in the original key anymore (which were horrible enough to begin with;) everything's overdubbed and in the same key: C, because she's so fucking old and dried up her voice is like that of a baritone male's. Hag. As for these "concerts" they all suck, are overproduced, too expensive, have no "soul" about them, should be ignored by one and all, are all on fake premises to glorify the performers and not the causes they pretend to be "giving" to. All music today does is try to copy what was done in the past, and does it poorly at best. A shame the Police have to be on the same stage with all that foolishness. Why they agreed to be there is a mystery, and is embarrassing. Only musicians who can really sing and play should be allowed on the same stage at the same time. All the fakes should stay in front of their own mirrors. Makes me sick.
By Autotune, on July 9, 2007 23:16:32
LIVE EARTH? Shouldn't this be LIVE HYPOCRITES?
By dm, on July 9, 2007 23:46:08
I enjoyed it the whole day, but I'm not sure it's going to be effective...
By Coos, on July 10, 2007 16:54:29
Will someone please PhotoShop a cock in place of the mic in Cameron Diaz' hands? Post the link!
By anonymous, on July 11, 2007 07:51:28
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