18 Comments:

1. I'd straighten them BOTH out!!!

   By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 14:04:09

2. 'Instead of me opening the door and finding a magical playground of sexy pillow fights and bubble baths, I'd find Hostel. I want to see feather whips and high heels, not giant mechanical dildos and goat blood pentagrams.'
   
   
   Fucking brilliant.
   
   I literally laughed out loud reading that.

   By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 14:10:03

3. You know, Michelle Rodriguez isn't that bad looking...as long as she doesn't smile.
   
   I guess it's pretty fucking sad that for so many people their smile turns a fairly ugly face into something decent and hers turns her face into something that makes Leatherface look like he should be on the next GQ cover.

   By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 14:42:55

4. Who is this other chick? I thought it might be Biel at first...
   
   And by the way, Tood, were you saying "feather" whips? I thought you said "leather". It was hard to hear what you were trying to say when you had that bit in your mouth and the bridle on. Oh, and good news! My spurs came in the mail today! We can play Lady Godiva again tonight!
   
   Giddy up, hot stuff!

   By Vigilante, on July 13, 2007 15:51:31

5. funny stuff, but have no fear. that's just her best friend. guess your fantasy won't come true today, even though clearly you prefer it not to.

   By The Truth Your Fear, on July 13, 2007 16:14:04

6. She is a lesbian, and everyone knows it but the people in denial.

   By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 16:15:17

7. "I want to see feather whips and high heels, not giant mechanical dildos and goat blood pentagrams."
   
   And therein lies the difference between you and me, Todd.

   By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 16:30:42

8. "best friend" is code for "fuck buddy"

   By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 16:32:26

9. Scary? I disagree. I think she's got something hot going on, I'm just not sure what. Maybe it's the girl-on-girl action, but I really can't be sure. I do like how she looks like she could kick the crap out of me.

   By Cwazola, on July 13, 2007 16:51:18

10. Well, Im sure this will sound totally gay... but I would definately be the lipstick lesbo and let Michelle be my "man". Shes definately not a lady, shes very masculine...yet still holds that bit of femininity she needs to have a period.
    
    Weird, I love men. But I can see myself with her if I liked pussy but didnt want a total butch.
    
    Anyways, *cuddles!*
    
    

    By Nikkibeach, on July 13, 2007 21:49:32

11. Todd, you're hilarious

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 23:52:10

12. I guess Holiday Inn waived their "don't ask don't tell" hiring policy.

    By anonymous, on July 14, 2007 05:47:39

13. I think they look hot

    By anonymous, on July 14, 2007 10:32:15

14. Michelle Rodriguez is very very very very very very ugly.

    By anonymous, on July 14, 2007 11:06:13

15. "I want to see feather whips and high heels, not giant mechanical dildos and goat blood pentagrams."
    
    There's nothing in the world more disgusting, more unbearable, more facist than HIGH HEELS !!!
    I'm just saying...

    By anonymous, on July 15, 2007 16:27:44

16. WHY is this miserable excuse for a human being famous? It boggles the rational mind.
    
    Let's hope she is mortally injured by fist.

    By anonymous, on July 15, 2007 21:47:17

17. Has she done anything since Lost?????????????

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 15:53:10

18. Hey!Michelle is not ugly and she is sexy and cute...I Love Michelle!

    By Maritza Roman, on July 29, 2007 06:38:47