27 Comments:

1. I expected more out of Nelly Furtado in a bikini. Sadly disappointed...

   By Tony, on July 6, 2007 10:21:45

2. she's pretty damn ugly.

   By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 10:22:08

3. Nice ass!! I love it.

   By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 10:22:12

4. That top is a really unflattering style for a small breasted woman, but the rest if her is damn sexy.

   By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 10:23:33

5. You know, she said in some interview a while back that she didn't believe in traditional matrimony. Guess she just didn't believe in it with her Baby Daddy.

   By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 10:23:36

6. He'll have to change his name to Demacio "I Love Thunderthighs" Castellon

   By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 10:27:31

7. How did I know a virgin had already posted a "she's fat" type comment. You're gay if you say you wouldn't hit that. Any straight man would.

   By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 10:30:19

8. who is this person?

   By punchline, on July 6, 2007 10:43:13

9. I wish she had boobs...

   By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 11:01:21

10. Can't the ladies ever get a break? She doesn't have thunder-thighs. No wonder all the women are nuts in this country...

    By l, on July 6, 2007 11:18:46

11. Does anyone else think she looks like Ms. Lippy from Billy Madison?

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 11:21:49

12. The Itty Bitty Titty Committee (or is it Committy) is in session! Nothing large on the agenda I see!

    By Doctor 90210, on July 6, 2007 11:27:47

13. I see the Wonkey Eye Club inducted her.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 11:58:08

14. Holy $hit, where are her ankles? Is she hanging with Kelly again?

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 11:59:32

15. What the fuck's going on with her eye???!!!

    By Sorceressss, on July 6, 2007 12:11:19

16. I don't care what you guys say, she's a talented artist and has a beautiful unique voice. I'm glad she's gettin hitched. Hope it works out.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 13:06:27

17. Bikini Week??? Tood, you told me it was ribbed-purple-strap-on-with-no-lube-and-a-ball-gag week!
    
    You LIED! You BASTARD!!!

    By Vigilante, on July 6, 2007 13:35:41

18. Kelly says...Kelly gonna put some Nelly in mah belly! Them's some meaty juicy drumsticks!

    By Kelly Clarkson, on July 6, 2007 14:09:53

19. I agree Tony, she is almost a turn off. Sorry girls, I dont go to the gym to screw girls to lazy to workout ALITTLE!

    By M ARK, on July 6, 2007 15:12:55

20. "M ARK" sounds like a real catch, since he can't spell and considers the gym a pick-up joint. Fuckin' dumb homo.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 15:18:04

21. "The British Columbia-born Furtado"
    
    WTF??

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 17:19:56

22. When did she gain all this weight? I dont remember her being so thick.....

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 18:34:17

23. This girl is sexy. I'd hit this 6 ways to Sunday. She is a bit thick but she has great skin and it's just her build so it's good to me. Better than that nasty ass stick figure supermodel cleaning sand out of her G-wagon. Something sexy about a big hipped woman with small breasts. It defies reason but yet there is something about it that turns me on.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 19:31:19

24. LOL, just to make absolutely sure - British Columbia is not some far-off land, it's a province on the west coast of Canada.
    
    Look it up, folks.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2007 21:08:55

25. i like to see some good apple bottom on the beach.

    By klr25, on July 7, 2007 17:57:32

26. I don't think she is gorgeous or beautiful at all. Her wonk eye could compete with Paris', and she has cankles. She looks kind of old for her age too.
    I like her voice though, at least she can sing.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2007 08:20:52

27. from the waist down, what a fucking mess...nice cank.

    By cpt obvious, on July 9, 2007 20:20:44