"Me love you long time!" was probably overheard on several occassions by Pedro the Poolboy at the resort! He probably also heard "Jessica would NEVER do anal - that's why I like you and will make you a star..." and "Don't worry, the hot water will clean all the germs in the Mexican water."
People having sex are a dime a dozen. I just want someone to solve the mystery of now Nick's leg is stuck in the air in one direction while he's facing the opposite direction.
i really dont need to see pictures of vanessa naked without makeup anyways. i think shes practising for her next role as the cookie monster in those pics.
There's so much to pick on with these two, why take the easy way and be racist? Come up with something original, 99% of you bloggers. Oh, and "Pedro cleans jacuzzis" ever heard of doggy style?
She is wearing that shirt to get to 'is she pregnant of not' headlines for the next few months. You know, for her next career move. Failing that they always have openings for generic asian car 'models'. I hear you get to do a lot of traveling for that gig, too!
"If Nick's fans saw it all, it would definitely change his career, because he kind of has a squeaky-clean image."...?!??! um, late on keeping it quiet nick.. but i am glad you got the cash you probably needed from that planned episode to keep your girl safe in more chlorine pools in more foreign countries.
I think these 2 should never have been doing that out in public view to begin with have some brains when it comes to that. They are celebs.They should have known someone could have been out there watching and I think that's Vanessa's foot 2.
Vanessa's pics are rated R, while her pimple dick boyfriend's pics are rated TV-PG. What's the big deal about them being in the jacuzzi? Was the paps in the pool with them when they were simulating sex?! As small as Nick is how could he possibly keep an erection in water especially. He couldn't keep an erection if he was on viagra!
she looks like a fucking WHALE in that "pregnancy top" -- she needs to be out on the street begging Johns to fuck her. Which, of course, they wouldn't even be PAID to do. WHORE.
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By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 09:20:03
No, I wasn't trying to say "FIRST", I was saying FIST is what Nick's fans will be surprised with. As in when Vanessa shoves her FIST up his ASS.
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 09:20:56
Vanessa Minnillo is a dented forehead chick with fake tits, and she's ugly. Those pics at the bottom are funny as fuck!
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 09:23:21
"Me love you long time!" was probably overheard on several occassions by Pedro the Poolboy at the resort! He probably also heard "Jessica would NEVER do anal - that's why I like you and will make you a star..." and "Don't worry, the hot water will clean all the germs in the Mexican water."
By Pedro cleans Jacuzzis, on July 12, 2007 09:25:03
People having sex are a dime a dozen. I just want someone to solve the mystery of now Nick's leg is stuck in the air in one direction while he's facing the opposite direction.
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 09:31:58
What the fuck is up with the Ching Chang Chinaman faces while bowling???
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 09:51:52
12:31:58,
I'm pretty sure that's Vanessa's leg. Although I could be wrong. It's entirely possible that he tans and shaves just one of his legs.
Todd
By Todd, on July 12, 2007 09:53:07
So they bought them after the good ones were leaked just with the word censored over them?
The wetback released these and was paid $400k from OK to do the publicity for them and her.
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 11:01:11
i'm surprised we such pics of her...
don't her people do a lot of squatting and eating with their hands?
By cpt obvious, on July 12, 2007 11:02:38
"I'm pretty sure that's Vanessa's leg. Although I could be wrong. It's entirely possible that he tans and shaves just one of his legs."
Okay, I'll take your word for it, but the foot on that thing is MASSIVE!
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 11:46:49
i bet he's small...
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 12:22:02
I wonder did he use a rubber? Prolly not! Next Months headline"Vanessa Might be pregnant"!
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 13:51:58
i really dont need to see pictures of vanessa naked without makeup anyways. i think shes practising for her next role as the cookie monster in those pics.
By Sacrament, on July 12, 2007 14:18:49
Venessa should take a lession from the queen of being famous for nothing, Paris Hilton, and leak a SEX TAPE.
By TheBig28, on July 12, 2007 14:26:40
There's so much to pick on with these two, why take the easy way and be racist? Come up with something original, 99% of you bloggers. Oh, and "Pedro cleans jacuzzis" ever heard of doggy style?
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 15:39:16
She is wearing that shirt to get to 'is she pregnant of not' headlines for the next few months. You know, for her next career move. Failing that they always have openings for generic asian car 'models'. I hear you get to do a lot of traveling for that gig, too!
By cunty whore, on July 12, 2007 17:22:28
What media source buys pics not to use them? Why would anyone ever read anything this "magazine" had to say?
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 18:23:19
he sure is banging her hard by the look on his face, but I don't think she is feeling a thing! lol His pen is too small!
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 19:20:14
"If Nick's fans saw it all, it would definitely change his career, because he kind of has a squeaky-clean image."...?!??! um, late on keeping it quiet nick.. but i am glad you got the cash you probably needed from that planned episode to keep your girl safe in more chlorine pools in more foreign countries.
By DynamiteSal, on July 13, 2007 06:27:10
I think these 2 should never have been doing that out in public view to begin with have some brains when it comes to that. They are celebs.They should have known someone could have been out there watching and I think that's Vanessa's foot 2.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2007 13:11:06
Vanessa's pics are rated R, while her pimple dick boyfriend's pics are rated TV-PG. What's the big deal about them being in the jacuzzi? Was the paps in the pool with them when they were simulating sex?! As small as Nick is how could he possibly keep an erection in water especially. He couldn't keep an erection if he was on viagra!
By anonymous, on July 16, 2007 07:09:56
she looks like a fucking WHALE in that "pregnancy top" -- she needs to be out on the street begging Johns to fuck her. Which, of course, they wouldn't even be PAID to do. WHORE.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 18:57:53
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