free baby richie. also, does anybody else see the irony (however unsurprising) in the rise of these good charlotte dudes as sort of teen-queen/coke-heiress fixtures? wasn't their one hit song, like, a po-faced rant against the "rich and the famous"?? either way the whole thing is so fucked up and sad.
Yeah, they had that song "lifestyles of the rich and the famous" critisizing the people that they themselves are now procreating with. Wow, this baby is gonna come out fuuuucked.
Hilary Duff is beside herself right now. She'd better be glad she didn't get knocked up by that fucking loser, although I'd be a little pissed that my "replacement" was as nasty as Nicole.
Does it mean I'm a bad person if I wish them eternal unhapiness? Because I do, really. I guess I'm going to hell... but at least I didn't stuck my penis inside Nicole Richie. Go me!
Hillary Duff is so happy her quick replacement was Nicole. She, Nicole, is not what one would call high up on the ladder. Rich, but so troubled and messed up in the head. Hillary can have the last laugh.
Don't know if it is true, but it was said that Hillary and Joel had a teenage romance...not one of a man and woman with sexual needs. How long did she think Joel was going to hold her hand, cuddle and watch movies.
our only hope for the future is that the poor little kids born to these retard loser parents rebel against the God-awful upbringing they will have and become model citizens and do lots of charity work and find cures for cancer and stuff.
assuming this poor little thing can actually survive being in nicole's body he/she will get with suri, sean preston, jayden james, etc. etc. and form the "Making Up For Our Loser Parents Coalition" and do good for all of mankind
Nicole has losted... and by herself , she know this is..... because she losted your job in "The Simple Life" ... Paris and Nicole, losted in the world!!!!!!
Don't know if it is true, but it was said that Hillary and Joel had a teenage romance...not one of a man and woman with sexual needs. How long did she think Joel was going to hold her hand, cuddle and watch movies.
Well, I'd be MORE than happy to hold hands, cuddle and watch movies with Hilly...no problem.
First off, fuck Dianne Sawyer and 20/20 for giving that talentless ass-clown and his cum dumpster air time on a "news" program to announce Nicole Richie's vaginal terror storm.
Secondly, I give it six weeks before Fakey McPunkrock pays a skinhead $10 to kick that vapid whore in the stomach to make sure he doesn't have to split his MTV money with her. And to that, I say "sweep the uterus, Johnny!"
Why is this news? Why are we supposed to care about an anorexic coke whore and a nobody musician? Isn't there real, life effecting news that ABC could better use that time for?
Why is this a major interview? This isn't Julia Roberts or a really big name type prescence in Hollywood. I have nothing against Richie or anyone but this news is worthy of an exclusive interview with Diane Sawyer? This is the kind of story that someone on E! or some random reporter on the red carpet, like for Entertainment Tonight, should quickly ask her and then be done with it.
Can we take a moment here to point out that the monstrous asstard who spewed baby batter into Nicole's diseased, coke-dusted womb is the same embarrassing poseur who wrote these lyrics:
"only see it on tv read it in the magazines celebrities that want sympathy
all they do is piss and moan inside the rolling stone talking about how hard life can be
Id like to see them spend the week livin life out on the street I dont think they would survive
but they could spend a day or two walking in someone elses shoes I think they'd stumble and they'd fall they would fall"
Considering that Nicole's one and only accomplishment in life is "starring" on a show where she and another spoiled, idiot cunt did nothing but make fun of the less fortunate and people who were "beneath them," I'd like to point out that there is no amount of diffusion and soft lighting in the world that will make those two look like anything other than two of the four whores of the apocalypse. Fuck her and fuck him twice. I hope that kid punches her way out of her stomach and strangles Madden with the cord.
How embarrassing is it to pretend that you're an actual journalist with a TV news show, only to find yourself talking to a retarded "celebrity" about her latest "accomplishment", which appears to be the fact that she successfully fucked her boyfriend?
What does one ask? "So, Nicole, any idea how this happened?"
"Can you tell us what position you two were in when he shot the load that knocked you up?"
"May we assume that there is a video of the actual fuck?" "Are you two thinking pay-per-view?"
"Nicole, does being the daughter of Lionel Ritchie help you prepare for the embarressment, in a couple of years, of being associated with a washed-up musician?"
I cant believe he was able to fuck her without spliting her in 2,actually i dont even understand why he even touched her anyway. Its like sticking a skeleton!
38 Comments:
Leave Your Commentoy. why in the hell is diane sawyer interviewing her instead of some summer intern for the mouse's disney channel.
By nona, on July 31, 2007 16:41:51
YUCK
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 16:42:02
another fine person entering the relm of child rearing. bravo.
By ssirishpride, on July 31, 2007 16:47:15
free baby richie. also, does anybody else see the irony (however unsurprising) in the rise of these good charlotte dudes as sort of teen-queen/coke-heiress fixtures? wasn't their one hit song, like, a po-faced rant against the "rich and the famous"?? either way the whole thing is so fucked up and sad.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 16:55:55
that kid is gonna come out retarded or dead. hell she may even miscarry.
By prettyboy, on July 31, 2007 17:05:18
I sincerely hope Nicole dies during childbirth.
By Lionel, on July 31, 2007 17:11:04
That picture taught me that a) Joel Madden is a giant and b) Diane Sawyer's hands are giant man-hands, bigger than those of a giant.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 17:15:31
Yeah, they had that song "lifestyles of the rich and the famous" critisizing the people that they themselves are now procreating with. Wow, this baby is gonna come out fuuuucked.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 17:19:49
Hilary Duff is beside herself right now. She'd better be glad she didn't get knocked up by that fucking loser, although I'd be a little pissed that my "replacement" was as nasty as Nicole.
I guess going without makes you go for anything.
I hope that baby comes out jet black.
By Carolina , on July 31, 2007 17:41:40
They look so... happy.
Does it mean I'm a bad person if I wish them eternal unhapiness? Because I do, really. I guess I'm going to hell... but at least I didn't stuck my penis inside Nicole Richie. Go me!
By Ivy, on July 31, 2007 18:05:51
Don't get me wrong, I understand this site is for celeb bashing and I am no secret fan of Richie, but I would never wish a miscarriage on anyone.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 19:07:05
Hillary Duff is so happy her quick replacement was Nicole. She, Nicole, is not what one would call high up on the ladder. Rich, but so troubled and messed up in the head.
Hillary can have the last laugh.
Don't know if it is true, but it was said that Hillary and Joel had a teenage romance...not one of a man and woman with sexual needs. How long did she think Joel was going to hold her hand, cuddle and watch movies.
By Entourage, on July 31, 2007 20:12:45
our only hope for the future is that the poor little kids born to these retard loser parents rebel against the God-awful upbringing they will have and become model citizens and do lots of charity work and find cures for cancer and stuff.
assuming this poor little thing can actually survive being in nicole's body he/she will get with suri, sean preston, jayden james, etc. etc. and form the "Making Up For Our Loser Parents Coalition" and do good for all of mankind
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 21:18:40
Hilary never claimed/claims to be a virgin....she has even said "I never said I was or wasn't a virgin. I just don't talk about it".
This baby is dooomed
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 21:21:55
Jesus christ, scott peterson and courtney love would make better paents then than this coke-lord and her eye liner wearing hobbit...
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 21:47:01
stupid bastard use condoms damn it , to late now moron
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 00:32:49
Nicole has losted... and by herself , she know this is..... because she losted your job in "The Simple Life" ... Paris and Nicole, losted in the world!!!!!!
By Cah, on August 1, 2007 03:55:42
Don't know if it is true, but it was said that Hillary and Joel had a teenage romance...not one of a man and woman with sexual needs. How long did she think Joel was going to hold her hand, cuddle and watch movies.
Well, I'd be MORE than happy to hold hands, cuddle and watch movies with Hilly...no problem.
She's got to fall asleep sometime...
By Holden Magroin, on August 1, 2007 05:19:07
Umm, who's the mother?
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 06:14:48
no way nicole will be as bad a parent as britney.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 06:17:54
he should've down what steve-o did and he wouldn't be in this situation...look it up...
By jonny nashville, on August 1, 2007 06:36:17
Nicole and Shitney both make a great case for the benefits of abortion.
By rip, on August 1, 2007 06:43:15
Don't get me wrong, I understand this site is for celeb bashing and I am no secret fan of Richie, but I would never wish a miscarriage on anyone.
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Normally I'd agree wholeheartedly. But, we ARE talking about Nicole Richie here...
Her career is based upon her ability to disrespect and belittle normal people. (ie: The Simple Life)
Fuck her and her Madden-sponsored fetus.
By joejoe, on August 1, 2007 07:30:41
fag-poser and coke-whore.
should be great role models for any kid.
By ruhelo, on August 1, 2007 07:35:01
Hilary Duff couldn't have gotten knocked up by him as she never had sex with him.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 07:55:05
God Nicole looks tiny in this pic. And Diane's left hand looks ginormous.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 08:22:26
First off, fuck Dianne Sawyer and 20/20 for giving that talentless ass-clown and his cum dumpster air time on a "news" program to announce Nicole Richie's vaginal terror storm.
Secondly, I give it six weeks before Fakey McPunkrock pays a skinhead $10 to kick that vapid whore in the stomach to make sure he doesn't have to split his MTV money with her. And to that, I say "sweep the uterus, Johnny!"
By Abe Vigoda's Prostate Examiner, on August 1, 2007 08:33:12
Why is this news? Why are we supposed to care about an anorexic coke whore and a nobody musician? Isn't there real, life effecting news that ABC could better use that time for?
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 08:38:55
Why is this a major interview? This isn't Julia Roberts or a really big name type prescence in Hollywood. I have nothing against Richie or anyone but this news is worthy of an exclusive interview with Diane Sawyer? This is the kind of story that someone on E! or some random reporter on the red carpet, like for Entertainment Tonight, should quickly ask her and then be done with it.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 09:05:50
Diane Sawyer has nice hair.
By NO ONE HAS SEXUAL NEEDS, on August 1, 2007 09:20:10
um... so?
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 09:21:26
Can we take a moment here to point out that the monstrous asstard who spewed baby batter into Nicole's diseased, coke-dusted womb is the same embarrassing poseur who wrote these lyrics:
"only see it on tv
read it in the magazines
celebrities that want sympathy
all they do is piss and moan
inside the rolling stone
talking about how hard life can be
Id like to see them spend the week
livin life out on the street
I dont think they would survive
but they could spend a day or two
walking in someone elses shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
they would fall"
Considering that Nicole's one and only accomplishment in life is "starring" on a show where she and another spoiled, idiot cunt did nothing but make fun of the less fortunate and people who were "beneath them," I'd like to point out that there is no amount of diffusion and soft lighting in the world that will make those two look like anything other than two of the four whores of the apocalypse. Fuck her and fuck him twice. I hope that kid punches her way out of her stomach and strangles Madden with the cord.
By Vengeful Jesus is Vengeful, on August 1, 2007 09:38:44
How embarrassing is it to pretend that you're an actual journalist with a TV news show, only to find yourself talking to a retarded "celebrity" about her latest "accomplishment", which appears to be the fact that she successfully fucked her boyfriend?
What does one ask? "So, Nicole, any idea how this happened?"
"Can you tell us what position you two were in when he shot the load that knocked you up?"
"May we assume that there is a video of the actual fuck?" "Are you two thinking pay-per-view?"
"Nicole, does being the daughter of Lionel Ritchie help you prepare for the embarressment, in a couple of years, of being associated with a washed-up musician?"
By Enough Already, on August 1, 2007 09:51:35
shame on diane for giving that waste of space an interview.
and god that baby is going to be a whiny, fug little bitch. assuming it'll take after its parents of course.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:01:38
good to know ms duff got away in time lol
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:06:47
I still dont believe the shit! Let me see her get big and fat and i will believe it then!
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:41:56
joel's packing on the weight. he needs to share some of that with his coke-whore.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 16:19:20
I cant believe he was able to fuck her without spliting her in 2,actually i dont even understand why he even touched her anyway. Its like sticking a skeleton!
By anonymous, on August 2, 2007 15:44:31
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