that kid is going to be sooo busted, and possibly born with 3 arms. i'm not sure the of the effects of coke on a developing fetus, but it's pretty safe to say she won't be giving birth to a gerber baby.
Listen, kids. Anyone who wears a baseball cap like that should be shot in the face. It doesn't make you look tough, it makes you look mentally retarded.
Extra-large caliber bullets will be used if you are a white kid from the suburbs of Maryland.
So fucking sad that many couples try to get pregnant for a lifetime without sucess and these assholes get pregnant. Sickening. I hope to God that she stopped doing heroin before getting pregnant. This baby needs to defy ALL laws of nature to have 1/100000000% of a chance of being normal. Did I say sad? Yep.
a) spread Eva Longoria's ass checks wide open and have her fart in your face (small particles of shit would also hit you in the face, due to the copious amount of tacos she consumes).
or
b) Lube up the space between 2 of N Richie's ribs and fuck her there, and then fuck one of the ridges in her spine.
I doubt this 80-pound coke whore could get pregnant. Maybe she hired Michaels Jackson's last surrogate to secretly carry one in a last ditch effort to stay out of jail.
Thank you for pointing out that she always looks like she just smelled a fart. I was having trouble describing it: snotty, bitchy, irritated, but that description fits much better. Although I think she is a snotty bitch as well.
I don't believe she is pregnant. She's so underwieght she is more likely to be in ammenorhea: what happens to athletic or malnurished women-you need a certain percentage of body fat in order to ovulate, otherwise your body can not support a pregnancy.
More likely a stunt to either keep her out of prison or generate media interest. She will have a 'miscarriage', bet on it.
You guys are so wrong...unfortunately...this whore...all 80 lbs. of her can get pregnant, carry a child and have it be "normal". I say this b/c I was anorexic...82 lbs. at 5'4..gained 17 lbs. and gave birth to a whopping 9 lb. baby. Sounds crazy but true story. The only difference is that I wasn't a heroin addict...that isn't something that goes away. Hopefully, the baby will be OK...doubt it. Pray for the innocent child that will need so much. Something is NOT right with this situation. I hope that it is jusst a ploy to stay out of jail...one could hope.
I agree! I think that it may be a little publicity. Paris (when she went to jail)did her bit of publicity for herself, her new movie coming out soon (hasnt been really mentioned, i dont recall), and especially her tv show. So perhaps this is Nicoles turn.
As much as I hate to say it about ANYONE... she may have a "miscarriage"*wink-wink* or a miscarriage. I cant believe that someone who is known to dabble a bit, ok alot, in drugs and seems to still be continuing her battle with some kind of eating disorder, will be able to carry a pregnancy without serious complications. And like someone mentioned below, its sad when the most deserving people are not able to concieve and the dumbest, not-ready-for-a-baby because they are too: retarded, broke, in and out of jail, still kids themselves, abusive, etc...CAN!! I think in this case Joel wants to secure HIS mealticket, if she is in fact preggers. Papa Ritchie has alot of money. Or, maybe we will all be proven wrong and not only is she preggers, BUT they will get married, pass the hollywood relationship test of time and live happily ever after. But like the pill, 99.9% chance that will NOT happen.
TMZ has confirmed through several sources that she is, in fact, with child.
Since when does TMZ write like the Bible?
And who wants to take the over/under that the dumb twatwaffle just got knocked up to keep out of prison? Doesn't really matter, though. That vapid whore will do a pound of blow and miscarry anyway.
This completely pisses me off. How can this drugged out, skinny, skanky ho be pregnant, when LOTS of drug free, healthy woman around the world can't?? It's a shame.
I REFUSE TO BELIEE NICOLE RITHIE IS PREGNINT SHE WOULD NEVER HAVE SECKS OUTSIDE OF THE MARRIAGE BED AND SHE IS NOT MARIED TO JOEL CHARLOT SO SHE CAN NOT BE PREGNINT THIS IS A BIG FAT LYE A ND I THINK SHE SHOULD SUO THE LYERS WHO SAY SHE WOULD DO SUCH A THING I LOBE YOU NICOLE AND SO DO ALL YOU ARDORING FANS WHO WILL DEFEND YOUR HONER!
Oh, gosh, Nicole's diehard fan can neither conjugate nor spell. Maybe it's Nicole, herself, gracing our midst with her regal presence?
Let us pause to speculate what this spawn might be born looking like, sounding like, as well as what tendencies it may have. For starters, multiple cross-drug addictions, a buttaface, sociopathic disorders, and emaciation? Is Nicole half black? It is plausible, also, that the child might be born as another black crack baby, which is sad, the statistical and crack part, that is. Anyone else interested in constructing what THIS baby will be like? I know some of you guys are really, really good.
OH, and how on earth will they perform a c-section on scarecrow Nicole, and on which part of her anatomy? Will the anesthesia cross react with her regular illegal drug regimen? Or will the drugs not work at all since her (and subsequently her baby's) drug tolerance will require dosage fit for an elephant? Now THESE are the pressing questions.
Those of you speculating on what the kid will look like are mistakenly assuming it will live to term. Assuming she is not lying her ass off for publicity and is actually pregnant, all the heroin and coke in her system will kill it before it gets to the second trimester.
NICOLE IS NOT PREGNANT SHE HAS FABRICATED THIS BECAUSE SHE THINKS SHE CAN GET OUT OF GOING TO JAIL! I personally know people who know her, and she has not even had a period in the past year because of her low weight! There is no way she could be pregnant. And Joel is keeping his distance purposely becuase he is not happy about his name being associated with this lie. It was stated that she would end up getting a lighter sentance than Paris anyway. The judge loved throwing the book at blonde, rich, and perfect Paris, while he might feel some sympathy for Nicole. Afterall, being in Paris shadow has ultimately made he self-destruct not being able to compete.
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By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 18:03:34
Any word yet what the baby's first tattoo will be? May I suggest "Gen pop is a bitch"...?
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 18:06:43
that kid is going to be sooo busted, and possibly born with 3 arms. i'm not sure the of the effects of coke on a developing fetus, but it's pretty safe to say she won't be giving birth to a gerber baby.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 18:16:25
Goddamn, that kid is such a twatfaucet.
Listen, kids. Anyone who wears a baseball cap like that should be shot in the face. It doesn't make you look tough, it makes you look mentally retarded.
Extra-large caliber bullets will be used if you are a white kid from the suburbs of Maryland.
By J-Bird, on July 3, 2007 18:54:04
So fucking sad that many couples try to get pregnant for a lifetime without sucess and these assholes get pregnant. Sickening. I hope to God that she stopped doing heroin before getting pregnant. This baby needs to defy ALL laws of nature to have 1/100000000% of a chance of being normal. Did I say sad? Yep.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 19:20:17
Would you guys rather:
a) spread Eva Longoria's ass checks wide open and have her fart in your face (small particles of shit would also hit you in the face, due to the copious amount of tacos she consumes).
or
b) Lube up the space between 2 of N Richie's ribs and fuck her there, and then fuck one of the ridges in her spine.
Well?
By Alex Trebek, on July 3, 2007 19:34:55
like i said before, how can you have a baby if the baby will be bigger than the mother at birth? somethings gonna give way....
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 19:38:04
How the fuck did this sickly skinny ass girl get pregnant? i dont believe it! Show me da baby and then i will believe it!
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 20:04:16
I doubt this 80-pound coke whore could get pregnant. Maybe she hired Michaels Jackson's last surrogate to secretly carry one in a last ditch effort to stay out of jail.
Ditto on the hat.
By Kacky, on July 3, 2007 20:23:43
Poor fucking kid. How about a betting pool on the birth weight? I place my bet on 4lbs.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 21:06:55
Thank you for pointing out that she always looks like she just smelled a fart. I was having trouble describing it: snotty, bitchy, irritated, but that description fits much better. Although I think she is a snotty bitch as well.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 21:18:49
I don't care.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 21:22:14
I don't believe she is pregnant. She's so underwieght she is more likely to be in ammenorhea: what happens to athletic or malnurished women-you need a certain percentage of body fat in order to ovulate, otherwise your body can not support a pregnancy.
More likely a stunt to either keep her out of prison or generate media interest. She will have a 'miscarriage', bet on it.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 21:23:34
You guys are so wrong...unfortunately...this whore...all 80 lbs. of her can get pregnant, carry a child and have it be "normal". I say this b/c I was anorexic...82 lbs. at 5'4..gained 17 lbs. and gave birth to a whopping 9 lb. baby. Sounds crazy but true story. The only difference is that I wasn't a heroin addict...that isn't something that goes away. Hopefully, the baby will be OK...doubt it. Pray for the innocent child that will need so much. Something is NOT right with this situation. I hope that it is jusst a ploy to stay out of jail...one could hope.
Stay safe to all that travel on the fourth.
Peace :)
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 00:35:35
So I comment on Aguilera's pregnancy, scroll on down the webpage, and find this UNBELIEVEABLE story.
Pregnant?? I'm surprised that an emaciated cokewhore such as Nicole Ritchie has a menstrual cycle at all...
By joejoe, on July 4, 2007 01:19:42
@00:23:34
I agree! I think that it may be a little publicity. Paris (when she went to jail)did her bit of publicity for herself, her new movie coming out soon (hasnt been really mentioned, i dont recall), and especially her tv show. So perhaps this is Nicoles turn.
As much as I hate to say it about ANYONE... she may have a "miscarriage"*wink-wink* or a miscarriage. I cant believe that someone who is known to dabble a bit, ok alot, in drugs and seems to still be continuing her battle with some kind of eating disorder, will be able to carry a pregnancy without serious complications. And like someone mentioned below, its sad when the most deserving people are not able to concieve and the dumbest, not-ready-for-a-baby because they are too: retarded, broke, in and out of jail, still kids themselves, abusive, etc...CAN!!
I think in this case Joel wants to secure HIS mealticket, if she is in fact preggers. Papa Ritchie has alot of money. Or, maybe we will all be proven wrong and not only is she preggers, BUT they will get married, pass the hollywood relationship test of time and live happily ever after. But like the pill, 99.9% chance that will NOT happen.
Sad, but a possibility.
*cuddles*
By Nikkibeach, on July 4, 2007 01:19:55
This child is going to come out soooo fucked. Both "recovering" heroine addicts and ugly as hell? YIKES.
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 03:56:22
"Nicole Richie always looks like she just smelled a fart, and Joel Madden always looks like he needs to fart. Together, they're just disgusting."
Best IDLYITW quote, ever.
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 04:33:01
She will digest the fetus for nourishment.
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 04:46:25
An 80# woman DOES NOT OVULATE. There is no way she is pregnant. no fuckin' way.
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 06:59:39
TMZ has confirmed through several sources that she is, in fact, with child.
Since when does TMZ write like the Bible?
And who wants to take the over/under that the dumb twatwaffle just got knocked up to keep out of prison? Doesn't really matter, though. That vapid whore will do a pound of blow and miscarry anyway.
And fuck Paris Hilton...
By Zombie Hitler, on July 4, 2007 08:03:16
I hope children's aid steps in!
By jj, on July 4, 2007 09:12:51
This completely pisses me off. How can this drugged out, skinny, skanky ho be pregnant, when LOTS of drug free, healthy woman around the world can't?? It's a shame.
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 09:38:51
They've been dating "for over six months?!?"
Well that'll certainly ensure that they will stay together for a long time to raise their baby.
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 09:39:10
I REFUSE TO BELIEE NICOLE RITHIE IS PREGNINT SHE WOULD NEVER HAVE SECKS OUTSIDE OF THE MARRIAGE BED AND SHE IS NOT MARIED TO JOEL CHARLOT SO SHE CAN NOT BE PREGNINT THIS IS A BIG FAT LYE A ND I THINK SHE SHOULD SUO THE LYERS WHO SAY SHE WOULD DO SUCH A THING I LOBE YOU NICOLE AND SO DO ALL YOU ARDORING FANS WHO WILL DEFEND YOUR HONER!
By I LOVE NICOLE SO EAT A BEAN, on July 4, 2007 11:04:11
LOL @ Eat a bean.
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 20:43:15
A) Nice roots.
B) Look at her scrawny leg-muscle. Nasty!
C) Do rich people not own brushes?
D) Poor little rich crack baby...
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 07:06:44
"I LOVE NICOLE SO EAT A BEAN" You sound so damn stupid!
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 07:32:01
Oh look, Joel is doing his cute little coke face again.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 07:39:08
Oh, gosh, Nicole's diehard fan can neither conjugate nor spell. Maybe it's Nicole, herself, gracing our midst with her regal presence?
Let us pause to speculate what this spawn might be born looking like, sounding like, as well as what tendencies it may have. For starters, multiple cross-drug addictions, a buttaface, sociopathic disorders, and emaciation? Is Nicole half black? It is plausible, also, that the child might be born as another black crack baby, which is sad, the statistical and crack part, that is. Anyone else interested in constructing what THIS baby will be like? I know some of you guys are really, really good.
OH, and how on earth will they perform a c-section on scarecrow Nicole, and on which part of her anatomy? Will the anesthesia cross react with her regular illegal drug regimen? Or will the drugs not work at all since her (and subsequently her baby's) drug tolerance will require dosage fit for an elephant? Now THESE are the pressing questions.
By Sami, on July 5, 2007 10:58:26
She's gonna forget her baby in some club in LA and easily laugh it off when someone returns it to her.. Such a simple life.
By DynamiteSal, on July 5, 2007 11:55:41
The kid will definitely have a forked tounge.
By Ooba Gooba, on July 5, 2007 12:25:20
Those of you speculating on what the kid will look like are mistakenly assuming it will live to term. Assuming she is not lying her ass off for publicity and is actually pregnant, all the heroin and coke in her system will kill it before it gets to the second trimester.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 16:23:46
NICOLE IS NOT PREGNANT SHE HAS FABRICATED THIS BECAUSE SHE THINKS SHE CAN GET OUT OF GOING TO JAIL! I personally know people who know her, and she has not even had a period in the past year because of her low weight! There is no way she could be pregnant. And Joel is keeping his distance purposely becuase he is not happy about his name being associated with this lie. It was stated that she would end up getting a lighter sentance than Paris anyway. The judge loved throwing the book at blonde, rich, and perfect Paris, while he might feel some sympathy for Nicole. Afterall, being in Paris shadow has ultimately made he self-destruct not being able to compete.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 20:51:24
she gona kill the baby
By rorodada, on July 27, 2007 14:32:30
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