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64 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThat is the best news of the year by far.
By rip, on July 30, 2007 07:51:03
Gosh I hope this is true. Way to go Kathy! Rick's really gonna' love you now! Burn!!!!!
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 07:51:39
OMG. Please let this be true. It's always the third generation that screws up the wealth.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 07:53:01
I don't believe it!
But man, how I want it to be true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe she'll have to start "modeling" again. Hopefully not eyewear, the lazy-eyed skank!
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 07:55:49
Wow. You mean that the entire family is getting cut-off? Damn rights they are going to want to stone Paris. From now on, Hilton family get togethers will be very, very tense.
By Big L, on July 30, 2007 08:03:54
Serves her right!!
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 08:04:39
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Paris just got PWNED!
Suck it up Wonky, suck it up.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 08:07:24
I'm sorry, I just had a stroke ... can you repeat all that again?
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 08:07:53
BEST. NEWS. EVER. Please, please, please let it be true. Next story will be about finding Paris' body beaten to a pulp with high-priced shoe imprints on her.
By Snarky One, on July 30, 2007 08:08:30
Not conrad (he died in 1979 at the age of 91), but Barron Hilton has cut her off. BUT Barron contested the will before when Conrad senior cut him off, and he won. Hopefully he will give away the money before he croaks.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 08:13:29
Does this mean that I won't get free nights inside Paris Hilton if I use my Hilton Honors points?
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 08:22:15
oh.. there IS a god after all. this made my day lol
By froofroo, on July 30, 2007 08:23:23
Agreed, 8:13. No doubt 'Ol Barron will be visited by several of Paris' gorgeous "friends" in the near future.
"What's that, Barron? You want a blowjob? SURE! Just sign this paper bequeathing Paris half your estate and I'll blow your mind, baby!"
By Vigilante, on July 30, 2007 08:24:30
Hoooooooooooooooraaaaaaayy!!
I agree with what is already said. This is by far the best news I have read this year.
By Mr-Comments, on July 30, 2007 08:27:53
Good job Grandpa Hilton!
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 08:35:06
f-ing finally. I wondered how long this would take...usually grandparents aren't down with porn. i think it's a generational gap...anyway, she totally has ruined their name. i'm glad that he cut EVERYBODY out though...making things way worse for paris. also, agreed, 8:13.
By eeeks.com, on July 30, 2007 08:41:24
I think she's already gotten part of it though. I mean, she had to have some money to buy that SLR in the first place. Generally inheritances get doled out in stages--one trunk at 18, another at 30, another at 40, etc. It's so that the beneficiaries can be cut off if they turn into, you know, porn stars, drunks, drug addicts, etc. She won't starve, but she won't be buying jets in the future anymore.
By sean, on July 30, 2007 08:47:06
Grandpa Hilton is now my hero. Great move - fuck those parasites over!
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 09:03:37
This made my WEEK. And even if she has inherited some of the money already, you better believe she'll blow through that (no pun intended) in a heartbeat. The girl doesn't know how to live a "normal" life. $60 shoes? Aren't those for homeless people?
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 09:17:05
Sorry but I don't think this is true. Her whole family is scum, and I don't think they mind that Paris is famous for being a whore. Bad press is still press and dumb people still stay at Hilton properties even though they shouldn't.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 09:19:09
Her grandfather threw her a party at his house when she got out of jail. I call bs on this story.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 09:21:27
Unfortunately, I agree this is bullshit.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 09:47:18
Well, if it is true. I can now stay at a Hilton without being made physically sick from the idea of remotely supporting that girl.
By avid traveler, on July 30, 2007 09:49:36
I actually laughed out loud when i read this.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 10:05:07
I agree with avid traveler. I refuse to stay at any Hilton because I dont want any more money going to this skanky broad.
BEST. NEWS. EVER.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 10:13:30
Ha! Now everyone in the family fuckin hates her! That bitch wrecked their Gravy Train! LMAO!
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 10:17:47
I laugh at all you people who actually believe this. This is just another publicity stunt.
By dm, on July 30, 2007 10:18:12
HAAAAA! Now dat bitch is gonna need to start charging for Head! LOL! Good for her, sucks for the rest of the respectable Hiltons tho! Dayum!
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 10:20:04
I'm sure she'll be fine. Sorry.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 10:21:59
By sean, on July 30, 2007 08:47:06
- Paris Hilton's car has been repossessed after she failed to make the last two payments, it has been reported. The hotel heiress, who is serving a 45-day jail sentence for driving with a suspended licence, will be shocked to learn that her Mercedes - allegedly worth a staggering $500,000 - has been towed away .
Club Paris owned the cars, after they fired her, she was to give the cars up or make payments, she didn't, they repoed the cars, her SLR and Ferrari.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 10:36:35
I had to look up Club Paris. It closed down/ was shut down yesterday. Outstanding. I hope this is true and that Paris feels the full, angry brunt of her actions when her pissed off cousins and siblings come down on her for fucking them all out of millions. She's a racist, elitist pig and so is her mom and sister. I assume the rest of her family are just as bad but probably less public about it. I'm still boycotting Hilton because this should have been done years ago.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 11:58:33
Awesome news! Let's hope it's really true!
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 12:03:15
this is so unfair. it is not right. you guys are so wrong saying it is the best news you heard all week.
Paris should be left the ole $1.00 in his will.
I had wondered if the grandfather was going to exclude for her her behavior(jail, DUI, sex tape, private tapes at a party calling the name Nig..., Fa...) .
It would serve her right.
The rest of her siblings and the other Hilton cousins should not be excluded because of Paris Hilton's behavior. .. unless they all act like trash too.
By 90210, on July 30, 2007 12:20:17
Im sure that Rick is not broke, ergo Paris will not go broke. Rick still has the Hyland RE right? And both Conrad's have been dead for years.
By C. baines, on July 30, 2007 12:36:50
Good to hear not everyone in the Hilton family is a freeloading, brainless leech like Paris-ite. This is the best thing I have ever heard in my life. Enjoy the "simple life" among the commoners you always thought you were so much better than, you dirty herpes-ridden hoebag!
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 12:44:19
I dont think it's bs, as it is being carried on other news outlets. At least i hope its not BS.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 12:54:01
^90210
I really, really hope you were just being funny... You were . . . right?
By Big L, on July 30, 2007 13:34:33
Uhhhh.........Rick Hilton has made more than a quarter of a billion dollars off of Hilton/Hyland Real Estate. I'd be willing to bet Paris doesn't really give two shits about what her grandfather isn't giving her. Sorry guys, as much as you'd like to think so, Paris' family isn't a bunch of free-loaders who are at risk of being broke.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 13:40:50
But how will she ever be able to afford more ridiculous rainbow striped outfits?!?
By O. Tinius, on July 30, 2007 13:47:20
And now she's selling her house???
I hope the potential buyer gets a clause for backout in case of hidden herpes infestation.
By Vigilante, on July 30, 2007 13:57:13
HELL. YES.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 14:06:35
First Jail, now this? Can she hold off the suicide?
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 14:17:40
WAIT! Wait, that can't be right.
Don't do that, IDLYITW.
Please go deep and make sure the story is real.
This sounds way to poetic to come to real life.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 14:27:54
I hear she just put her house on the market.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 14:36:15
his name is William Barron Hilton. Conrad is his father.
good to see someone stepped up to the plate. of course paris's father and gold digging mother will give her money regardless. they raised her to be the way she is..moreso her mom than her dad because her mom is a failed actress and we know how them failed actresses with children are (drew barrymore's mom and dina lohan to name a few). its obvious kathy wears the pants in that relationship and thats sad because shes a broke whore. richard hilton is an embarassment to the hilton name. he's a let down to both his father and his grandfather.
By prettyboy, on July 30, 2007 14:57:15
May they all, save WBH, burn in hell.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 15:28:20
I don't believe it.
It's like Christmas every day.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 15:30:07
As long as she has a cunt she will never be broke. She might have to get used to shopping at Walmart and eating at McDonald's though.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 15:58:35
This is actually quite funny.
Even funnier if the story proves to be true.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 16:18:00
Wait a minute. Paris screws up so ALL the grandkids are penalized???? She's the one who's still gonna make money no matter what. NOT FAIR!!
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 16:28:40
The story is COMPLETE BS. It's shock therapy only. Her grandfather will never cut her out of the will. He is simply trying to get her to think about her lifestyle.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 16:50:42
According to TMZ, this story is complete bullshit. Comeon guys, i need to be able to trust you! I almost got a good giggle going over this only to be crushed to find out she's still rich and i am not.
By IbePiglet, on July 30, 2007 17:53:41
Geeez why does the name "heiress' or "heir" seem so glamorous.. it's just another term for "Getting Daddy's money after he carks it"
I can see the future.. Paris is doing sex tape # 432...gosh not another one!
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 18:01:06
This is the kinda shizz that makes me smile from ear to ear. Parasites having to sink or swim cuz somebody in the gene pool had enough to make something of himself. Not sure if it's true but I hope against hope it IS. Please let their be a god. I've never seen a more undeserving person.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 18:24:02
The Simple Life has been canceled according to one of those entertainment magazines on tv today. FINALLY. I didn't realize anyone was still watching that crap.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 19:48:53
Word is the last straw was her jail time; wow, you'd have thought that night-vision BJ would have been the tipping point...
By DifferentStandards, on July 30, 2007 20:07:00
money or no money, this chick is still burning in hell, so who really cares.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 20:27:56
YAY! Dear GOD I hope this is true!!!
By anonymous, on July 30, 2007 23:46:36
like someone else said rick hilton is worth around 300 million dollars so shes not poor at all
sry
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 00:21:42
Laughed out loud 3 hours ago when I read this, I'm still laughing. I'm not religious but this is proof that there is a God, and he has an awesome sense of humour.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 00:59:33
UPDATE: TMZ claims the story is bullshit and that Paris stands to inherit about $30 million. So I guess this Barron character isn't as awesome as I originally thought. Way to suck, old man.
By Bella, on July 31, 2007 08:07:07
It's not a lie. Grandpa ripped a huge hunk off her ego at the compound and told her to work for it or else. That money has to be divided between many sibblings and he can say no at the last minute if things don't improve. I doubt Paris is taking it seriously and is deviously plotting to make a lot of money in a short time in case he does give her nothing. The hilton family has sold their hotels and the money will be put in a charity fund, not for the family. Poor dears. I bet Mama is saying .. hurry and marry girls. Marry well before the world knows we get zilch. At least Paris's father has money wisely invested for himself, and doesn't have to worry much unless Mrs Hilton goes on a spending spree before the next years allowance. They depend on friends and elite contacts for their lovely trips, but that might be hard to achieve when Grandpa dies, because all the rich and famous hate Mrs Hilton and her nasty spawn.
By DynamiteSal, on July 31, 2007 14:27:32
well she can always make money as a porn star, we all know she's good at that
By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 03:13:34
This story is a complete fabrication, just like most stories about Paris Hilton which the tabloids print.
PH is currenty renting a house by the beach in Malibu.
Her house in Hollywood is on the market because she is moving into a more exclusive gated community.
By anonymous, on August 9, 2007 04:44:47
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