28 Comments:

• No surprise at all. Jenna has lost her mind (along with most of the bone structure in her face) and she keeps telling this story hoping it'll come true. She and Britney should hang out and talk about all the movies they're working on and then hit things with umbrellas.

  By Abe Lincoln's Reanimated Corpse, on July 31, 2007 12:00:02

• Not a Transformer, an Austin Powers Fem-Bot, baby!

  By Vigilante, on July 31, 2007 12:00:20

• I think Jocelyne Wildenstein would be a better fit.

  By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 13:02:05

• I'm not surprised. This story sounded as phony as the "Grandpa Hilton cuts off family because of Paris" story.
  What actress with an ounce of credibility would want to play Jenna Jameson, anyway? There's nothing compelling about her, no additional story beyond the porn.

  By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 13:26:43

• Just hire Britney for the job. I'm sure she'd take it.

  By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 13:33:16

• Nice one. As a Hollywood movie there will be no porn (although San Fernando Valley is right around the corner).
  Yet we can probably count on countless people being mowed down with machine guns and gutted so that the movie gets its PG-13 rating.

  By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 13:56:22

• I don't get it, what exactly is she supposed to be doing in these pics? She's not dancing, or stripping, or singing....what gives?

  By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 14:10:33

• anonymous 14:10:33
  
  Before the Pussycat Dolls transformed themselves into the shittiest pop band ever, they were a burlesque club act that was as much posing and looking old-school tarty as it was singing and dancing. A lot of actresses and celebrities did guest shots with them and performed whatever they were good at. After hearing Scarlett "sing" with The Jesus and Mary Chain I think it's apparent that her biggest skill is sitting still and having a big rack.

  By The Freshly Exhumed Jonbenet Ramsey , on July 31, 2007 15:10:42

• sorry but Jenna's face was messed up even before all the plastic surgeries

  By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 16:24:17

• I have to say Jenna's face looks pretty synthetic in those pics. Her tits look hard as rocks. Why do women feel like they have to destroy themselves to have immovable, plasticine lips tits and faces?

  By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 16:55:01

• I am pretty sure I found a typo. You wrote reports claimed Scarlett accepted the role yesterday. I have it on good authority that it is spelled "roll".

  By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 17:21:02

• this is the most hilarious part:
  
  ."I remember thinking to myself, this girl has such a sexuality without even really trying to be sexy," Jameson said. "I was like, 'This girl could play me.'"
  
  hahaha! like she would be granting a favor if she CHOSE her to play her in a movie! like she is one of the chosen few that could have the honor.
  
  hahhahaha
  RIIIGHT! SJH is WAY hotter than jenna j EVER was. and she is not a used skanky hoe.

  By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 19:53:46

• They should offer the role to Elisha Cuthbert, whatever her name is, that chick from 24. Her only talent is blond hair and a rack. She has a terrible track record as far as movie projects go, she has nothing to lose.

  By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 21:04:19

• Jenna's subtle. What with the legs spread and the tits hanging out. I guess that is what she means by "sexuality without even really trying to be sexy" reminding her of herself. Because we all know that to portray a porn star in a biopic you'll need nuance, subtlety and finesse. Class all the way.

  By anonymous, on July 31, 2007 22:49:34

• The movie can be good if they make a NC-17 thats as close they can get to an X rating and scarlett show play her that was we can get to see SCARLETTS DELICOUS TITS MMMMMMMMMM awesome creamy tasty scarlett johansen tits wow

  By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 00:37:03

• July 31, 2007 17:21:02,
  A "Roll" is a small delicious bread product, an undulating portion of skin and fat on a human body, or an action depending on the context.
  A "Role" is a job position, or a part in a theatrical production or film.
  Dictionary.com it if you dont beleive me.
  

  By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 05:35:07

• What has Jenna Jamenson done for this world other then make porn movies. Why make a movie about some slut, she has done nothing for theis world.

  By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 06:32:22

• Well 00:37:03, I don't know if Scarlett has implants or not, but I doubt they have the same grapefruit half consistency of Jenna's. I guess she'd have to go under the knife to simulate that. Bleah. Who gives a shit about a Jenna biopic anyway? I'll give you the story and you can apply to any woman in porn: Throughout her childhood someone horribly sexually abused her. She grew up feeling like her sexuality was her only source of self worth, since its all anyone ever wanted from her. By the age of 12 she had the hundred yard stare of a P.O.W. She thinks the only power she has is sex. People are drawn as adults to what horrified them as children, pretty universally. So she strips or does porn in a twisted and ineffectual attempt to take control over her sexuality, the one area that was repeatedly taken from her all her life. For her, it feels like power, even though the reality is that she is being used and she is still not developing a real self esteem. She ages, she because less HAWT, she desperately tries to use plastic surgery to 'fix' it and she develops a substance abuse problem along the way. Then she has a life crisis because she's no longer HAWT because its the only thing she knows how to value about herself. She commits suicide/ overdoses/ dies in miserable anonimity which for her is a fate worse than death.

  By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 07:31:23

• Jenna has a great backstory, it rules, and you are a fucking moron 07:31:23 because that's not it at all, so you can fuck off read that goddamn book it's actually good, ghost-written or not, I actually love Jenna Jameson because she actually is intelligent and not a typical porn star and that's why she's so well known. she may not be as popular anymore because of the choices she's made in plastic surgery but seriously back off she's clearly more intelligent than you

  By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 08:45:44

• She's more intelligent than me but she needs a ghost writer to pen her autobiography? Sure, because that makes total sense, you asshat.

  By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 09:55:42

• 8:45, 8:45, you fucking idiot. "Jenna has a great backstory" sure. What ATM? Or her "unique" dialogue as an performer - "harder, harder, oh yeah, harder, harder..." Great story, just great. She’s a hideous monster, inside and out and wouldn’t give you the shit off her shoe, so fuck off and die.

  By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 10:07:19

• 07:31:23
  
  That was awesome dude.

  By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 11:41:05

• hmmm 07:31:23 thats the story for other porn stars but not for JENNA she will not die in anonimity because everyone knows her , the rest of what you say about porno girls being abuse and having a bad family life is true in some of them but not all , some are just fucking whores from a very young age ,remember when you were in middle school and high school din't you had a group of sluts who all they were about was to look good and fuck, lots of girls as soon as they turn 18 they go to LA to become a porno whore and their homes are regular homes no abuse no drunk dad no sick uncle nothing like that just a regular subburb girl who likes cock

  By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 12:29:18

• 12:29:18
  Your grasp of human sexuality, which I'm sure you aquired at med school, is actually quite incorrect. Are you sure you haven't been hanging out with a bunch of 14 year old boys with little to no grasp of what sex is like for males, much less for females? Adolescent women do NOT just act like whores. One in every four women in the US have been raped or molested. That's a conservative estimate because most sexual abuse comes with other threats to prevent exposure, and so goes unreported. When childrend are molested the either shun sexuality altogether or they become hyper-sexual and seek out 'careers' in porn and stripping because they think their sexuality is their only value. Its sad and disturbing.

  By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 14:26:28

• "everyone knows her" what planet are you from? I will stop short of suggesting planet-fucktard, because that's overused and abused, even though so obvious in your case 12:29. Jameson is a marginalized hopeless train wreak with a drug induced inflated sence of self worth; a relic from a past generation of porn that is now irrelevant and represents nothing of intrinsic value. Like all porn. She has made a lot of money sucking cock lamly demanding "harder, harder, harder," to her coked up counterparts, while taking it up the rear. What a story. You idiot.

  By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 15:42:03

• 12:29:18
  some girls just love cock, and some girls just love money. Its really not fair to say everyone in the sex industry is the same, Even though you are obviously... OBVIOUSLY the head of some government funded, sex industry employee/ sexual molestation research team.

  By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 16:00:04

• 16:00:04 it is fair and it is true, it just isn't popular. Men don't want to think about what kind of hopless road a person takes in life to land her front of a camera doing anal and faking orgasms with some random perv for barely enough money to make rent. If she gets paid that much. Men don't want to thik about that because it would mean they have to admit she is a person. And for so many 'men', that just ruins it for you. Sexually oppressing a woman requires you to think of her as sub-human and whorish. If she was ever a five year old girl with pig-tails and dreams of being a doctor, it just isn't as much fun to think about humiliating her by jizzing in her face. Because we all know little pig-tailed five year olds all want to grow up to be cum-dumptsters for the slacker pervs that go into porn because it is the only way a woman will have sex with him. All little girls dream, instead of becoming an astronaut, to be filmed doing ass to mouth with some asshat so other people can watch it on video, jeer at them and call them sluts. Oh yes, every girl's dream. EVery parents hope that their child will become 'most jacked off to' on the net. Or maybe all girls are actually human. I know that ruins it for you, but suck on it.

  By anonymous, on August 1, 2007 18:28:36

• No dummy, this is AFTER she messed up her face. Go back to about 1999-2000 to see what she used to look like.

  By Crazy Kook Magellan, on August 23, 2007 10:44:01