I'm confused. This is what she actually does (and exceptionally well). Isn't she supposed to be in a too-small bikini or looking like a linebacker in a formal dress? This is the wierdest ESPN redirect ever.
The leg cramp was obviously legit, you could see the actual spasm clearly. How can you question it? That leg has to hold up one buttcheek (53 lbs) and one boob (37 lbs) - while she (it?) runs. Jeebus.
yo yo YO! YO! Why you postin a pic of her making a face?! Huh? Huh, muthafucka!? Y'all is trying to get the RACIST FUCKING CRACKAS to turn down their Billy Joel, and run they job-having responsibility-taking neat-dressing Jaguar-driving child-raising law-abiding success-having slow-running bad-dancing cracker asses to the keyboard to comment, huh??
Did you know that first two people in the world came from Africa?! Das right!! And they still keepin it real over there, like it's 1999 (BC). You will all bow down before us, for we are a superiorized people. You are purposfullitically taking this photos out of contextation. She is yelling because she just tasted the sweet cornbread of victory, and she is an emotionallistic woman. I bet you don't even have the nuts to conversate with a woman like this.
Serena Williams should be disqualified for playing on the women's circuit. I mean, take a look at picture 7, don't lie to me and tell me that's a woman.
I'm always torn on Serena. I have nothing against her and she's a kickass tennis player, but her father is the biggest douchenozzle stage dad this side of Joe Simpson and Matthew Knowles. Every time she scored I'd be all "w00!" and then they'd show her damned father hopping up and down on the sidelines and I'd start yelling "KILL HER, FOREIGN LADY!" The only thing that calmed me down was seeing the hip-hop dressed kid in her family's box who *never moved*. Kid just sat there peering out from under his hat and you just know that every time she scored he quietly said "word."
And as long as we're talking 'bout the Williams girls, what the FUCK happened to Venus? Those girls have always been built the exact same, but Serena put on 15 pounds during retirement and now Venus looks like she has AIDS. The girl has no ass now! Allow me to repeat that - Venus Williams has NO ASS. That's like losing the faces off Mt. Rushmore.
Sadly if you actually watch either one of the williams sisters play they aren't very 'technically' good. For years J. Mac. has had an open challenge to either one of them that he will beat them 6-0 6-0 if they agree to play with wooden rackets. They simply ignore him because they both would suck if they couldn't use there strength advantage. Just because you are built like a Silver back Gorilla doesn't mean your good.
Eck-SCUSE ME?! Eck-SCUSE ME?! Y'all is calling my girl a GORILLA?! Oh no you didn't!! Y'all is drinking way too much Haterade!!! That's right, you is all a bunch of haters. mmm-HMMM!
Now don't MAKE me climb through the screen and slap y'all across your narrow heads!
To Blingy: You can get all up in my beautiful badonkadonk ass ANY time, dog.
Serena has a core skill. Almost everyone else you 'report' or in your important blog is basically a journeyman or a wannabe on the make. I think your 'article' is vaguely racist. Didn't you yanks have some kind of civil rights movement already?
Well done on your president too. He's totally awesome.
Hey you bloody Limey, you should keep your thoughts on our president to yourself and thank the US of A that you aren't speaking German right now. If you considered the post racist, then maybe it's YOU who has the problem. The author can't help what you infer.
i hate the Williams sisters, they are full of shit. if they are losing then there is something wrong with them, they are sick or tired or hurt or "have cramps". bullshit! you just suck and need an excuse to be crap funny how when they win they are fine again
if you can't put your hands on 10,000.00 before noon tomorrow your poor poor trash on your ratty sofa with the ducks on it unfairly criticising a multimillionaire....don't hate congradulate
Hi Uncle Sam. Thanks for Hiroshima too. Fantastic! I suppose suggesting a large black woman is a neanderthalic monosyllabic primate wouldn't strike you as being vaguely racist. You probably think Iraq is a success. BTW, I'm not a Limey, myopic much?
not one person who has left a comment is or has been a professional athlete, therefore you cannot know the toll that sports can take on a person's body. ALL athletes have different techniques for winning-the williams use their speed-just be proud that Americans are even making tennis news anymore!
53 Comments:
Leave Your CommentYou forgot the part about "I EAT BABIES!!"
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 08:45:18
I love her big round juicy ass
By a, on July 3, 2007 08:53:38
She actually beat her calf with the racket. She must be lethal in the sack.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 08:55:49
Uh oh...here we go.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 08:57:26
I'm confused. This is what she actually does (and exceptionally well). Isn't she supposed to be in a too-small bikini or looking like a linebacker in a formal dress? This is the wierdest ESPN redirect ever.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 08:58:17
http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Canopy/2330/baboon.jpg
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 08:58:44
She actually beat her calf with the racket.
I didn't even know she had a baby, much less one she abuses.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 08:59:28
All that cramp stuff was bullshit, imo. It was unsportsmanlike conduct to break her opponent's rhythm.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 09:00:24
we have a girl who yells like that whenever the cops are coming.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 09:02:48
The leg cramp was obviously legit, you could see the actual spasm clearly. How can you question it? That leg has to hold up one buttcheek (53 lbs) and one boob (37 lbs) - while she (it?) runs. Jeebus.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 09:05:40
yo yo YO! YO!
Why you postin a pic of her making a face?! Huh? Huh, muthafucka!? Y'all is trying to get the RACIST FUCKING CRACKAS to turn down their Billy Joel, and run they job-having responsibility-taking neat-dressing Jaguar-driving child-raising law-abiding success-having slow-running bad-dancing cracker asses to the keyboard to comment, huh??
Did you know that first two people in the world came from Africa?! Das right!! And they still keepin it real over there, like it's 1999 (BC). You will all bow down before us, for we are a superiorized people. You are purposfullitically taking this photos out of contextation. She is yelling because she just tasted the sweet cornbread of victory, and she is an emotionallistic woman. I bet you don't even have the nuts to conversate with a woman like this.
Cracka asses!
By Blingy Washington, on July 3, 2007 09:05:53
Look at her scream like King Kong.
By dm, on July 3, 2007 09:08:00
That's 'roid rage. She and Chris Benoit had the same doctor.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 09:14:05
Serena Williams should be disqualified for playing on the women's circuit. I mean, take a look at picture 7, don't lie to me and tell me that's a woman.
By jamie foxx, on July 3, 2007 09:21:48
There is nothing attractive about this woMAN.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 09:21:55
you might think she's smiling, but actually that's called a "threat display"
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 09:25:24
I don't really get why everyone is mean to her. She never said she was thin and feminine or tried to be a couture model.
Anyways, I can't believe she won yesterday. She was obviously in a great amount of pain and it must feel amazing to win while being so hurt.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 09:26:04
Picture seven looks like Terrell Owens with long hair
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 09:28:00
Looked at the expression on that red-haired woman's face - Serena's cock must have popped out for a second.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 09:31:34
Well done Serena!!
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 09:36:21
Of her kind, Mike Nesmith was my favorite.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 09:50:26
I'm always torn on Serena. I have nothing against her and she's a kickass tennis player, but her father is the biggest douchenozzle stage dad this side of Joe Simpson and Matthew Knowles. Every time she scored I'd be all "w00!" and then they'd show her damned father hopping up and down on the sidelines and I'd start yelling "KILL HER, FOREIGN LADY!" The only thing that calmed me down was seeing the hip-hop dressed kid in her family's box who *never moved*. Kid just sat there peering out from under his hat and you just know that every time she scored he quietly said "word."
And as long as we're talking 'bout the Williams girls, what the FUCK happened to Venus? Those girls have always been built the exact same, but Serena put on 15 pounds during retirement and now Venus looks like she has AIDS. The girl has no ass now! Allow me to repeat that - Venus Williams has NO ASS. That's like losing the faces off Mt. Rushmore.
By Dickie Hateface, on July 3, 2007 09:54:47
She makes Barry Bonds look like a puppy. Just look at those arms.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 09:54:54
Their dad decided that Venus was never going to be #1, so he took her ass and gave to to Serena so she could have two. He's very controlling.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 10:01:38
He/She is a man, There is no way "it" was born a female.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 10:11:05
SHe needs to slow down on the weight training she is waaaaaay to masculine.....
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 10:33:25
I watched a few minutes of this match yesterday. Not that I knew it...
I thought I was watching some feminine, slim-bodied Soviet battle a pre-op transgendered male in a twisted Battle of the Sexes.
But, that was no transgendered man. Sorry about that, Serena.
By joejoe, on July 3, 2007 10:50:19
The most difficult part of her match was getting the chair umpire to ok a medical timeout to attend to her scrotal injury.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 10:58:46
Sadly if you actually watch either one of the williams sisters play they aren't very 'technically' good. For years J. Mac. has had an open challenge to either one of them that he will beat them 6-0 6-0 if they agree to play with wooden rackets. They simply ignore him because they both would suck if they couldn't use there strength advantage. Just because you are built like a Silver back Gorilla doesn't mean your good.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 11:10:24
Pacman Jones made it rain. Zing!
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 11:16:06
Woo hoo! Blingy Washington is back! Holla"! Groove on, Blingy!
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 11:41:04
Tell me picture #7 isn't of an NFL cornerback. Good lord.
By i don't like you in any way, on July 3, 2007 11:52:06
Serena your a talented player. Don't mind the haters just keep laughing all the way to the bank.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 13:12:57
I swear this dude is on steroids. Do they test for steroids in tennis?
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 13:13:58
Eck-SCUSE ME?! Eck-SCUSE ME?! Y'all is calling my girl a GORILLA?! Oh no you didn't!! Y'all is drinking way too much Haterade!!! That's right, you is all a bunch of haters. mmm-HMMM!
Now don't MAKE me climb through the screen and slap y'all across your narrow heads!
To Blingy: You can get all up in my beautiful badonkadonk ass ANY time, dog.
By Shaniqua Jackson, on July 3, 2007 13:27:52
At first glance, I thought the title of this entry was: "Serena Williams is a Big Giant WEINER" - that would have made perfectly good sense to me...
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 13:31:38
Jeezus! That top pic gave me a bad flashback. She used to scream like that right before skeeting in my eyes...
By Serena's ex-bf, on July 3, 2007 14:24:16
fuckin' haters
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 17:00:35
Serena has a core skill. Almost everyone else you 'report' or in your important blog is basically a journeyman or a wannabe on the make. I think your 'article' is vaguely racist. Didn't you yanks have some kind of civil rights movement already?
Well done on your president too. He's totally awesome.
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 17:10:16
Hey you bloody Limey, you should keep your thoughts on our president to yourself and thank the US of A that you aren't speaking German right now.
If you considered the post racist, then maybe it's YOU who has the problem. The author can't help what you infer.
By Uncle Sam, on July 3, 2007 17:22:38
Hey! Anon 20:10:16
Fuck you and the Fergie you rode in on...
By anonymous, on July 3, 2007 18:05:08
i hate the Williams sisters, they are full of shit. if they are losing then there is something wrong with them, they are sick or tired or hurt or "have cramps". bullshit! you just suck and need an excuse to be crap
funny how when they win they are fine again
By Pete, on July 3, 2007 20:18:46
if you can't put your hands on 10,000.00 before noon tomorrow your poor poor trash on your ratty sofa with the ducks on it unfairly criticising a multimillionaire....don't hate congradulate
By johnny t., on July 3, 2007 21:46:07
Hi Uncle Sam. Thanks for Hiroshima too. Fantastic! I suppose suggesting a large black woman is a neanderthalic monosyllabic primate wouldn't strike you as being vaguely racist. You probably think Iraq is a success. BTW, I'm not a Limey, myopic much?
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 02:14:18
Gorillas in the mist
By Brad, on July 4, 2007 03:50:48
johnny t.
don't hate congratulate
Eat a bowl of dicks, you retard.
By The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther Dicknozzle, on July 4, 2007 08:28:17
She looks like an angry gorilla playing tennis. Fugly to the max!
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 09:25:54
Serena lost today. But, I don't think it was fair, the other girl's coach was distracting her with bananas.
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 16:50:19
How fascinating! They've taught it how to communicate! Jane Goodall really does amazing work.
By anonymous, on July 4, 2007 17:22:46
i think it funny that you will make fun of serena..
no she not the prettist girl around..but there are other tennis player that are are pretty either.
Do you post gorilla looking comment about them
do we want to name some of the uglier white woment that lost. no....
By yo, on July 5, 2007 07:07:39
The weird thing is that some people look at her, and STILL believe in creationism.
By anonymous, on July 5, 2007 09:10:32
not one person who has left a comment is or has been a professional athlete, therefore you cannot know the toll that sports can take on a person's body. ALL athletes have different techniques for winning-the williams use their speed-just be proud that Americans are even making tennis news anymore!
By anonymous, on July 12, 2007 21:21:40
LOTS OF LOVE,I LOVE YOU SO MUCH,I WANNA WISH YOU GOOD LUCK ON YOUR NEXT MATCH,GOD BLESS
IN HIS LOVE
MAX
By MAXWELL MBAVARIRE, on July 21, 2007 12:42:28
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