Man, you've got to give Sting credit, getting married for love alone. Alfred E. Neuman has nothing on her. As for the pregnant chef, I recall reading somewhere that she was taking a lot of time off, and refusing to do certain events due to travel, so every story has two sides to it.
Man those ears are weird... can plastic surgeons move ears. In drawing class, I was taught top of ear lines up with eyes and bottom of ear lines up with nose... not with this chick.
OH..HAAHA..man u people r funny. Just pay her the G's...they are zillion airs, and they lost! Whats that tell ya and tey still wont pay....and they look horrable...like they turned into monsters. Id be like, listen hun, Im gettin a tan and some pussy! Im Sting! beeeotch!
eh... Sting is smoking hot & bangs whoever he wants [probably including that ex-chef - paterinity test for the baby please!] I'd bet Jane's piddly salary Trudie's just jealous of something between her man & sweet Jane] maybe years of swinging have taken its toll on poor the poor dear, dumpling-like as she appears now - it catches up eventually.
granted Sting's wife doesn't look, eh, shall we say great in this photo. but come on, Sting isn't so amazingly hot. How come these older guys like Bruce Willis, Michael Douglass, Clooney can bang people half their age...oh, but Demi marries (not just has sex with) someone fifteen years or so younger and she's the "old lady"?
gigi I couldn't have said it better myself. "The years of swinging have caught up with her". Trudie admitted on Howard Stern years ago that she engages in sex with him and groupies. That's how she hangs on. She said, I quote, "Its rock n roll, baby!" So yeah, paternity test! She's pissed!!!
I love how these limosine liberals want us to all live by their social engineering rules ....and then exempt themselves. By the way, before Michael Moore makes any more hay about our healthcare system, the fat disgusting pig ought to stop stuffing biscuits in his pie hole.
Holy shit, she's ugly. Wow. What the hell was he thinking? Was she always this "grotesque" looking? I've never actually seen her before. Not a Sting fan.
He doesn't look that bad, I don't think. I mean, he's aging, but he still looks human. Like a young grandpa, maybe. But she looks like something you'd see on Star Trek. One of those fucked up alien species like the Farenge or something.
17:20:37, Trudie Styler is 53 fucking years old -- what, exactly do you think her neck should look like? I cannot WAIT until you start showing some signs of age -- maybe you'll kill yourself and spare the rest of us your judgmental yammering.
The Police is an okay rock group, but I always knew that Sting was an asshole. When he divorced his pretty wife for that pig Trudy I knew for sure he was a piece of shit. Pay up Sting you overrated piece of shit!
Trudie is so damn ugly, and Sting is not much better. He used to be hot, YEARS ago. Why would they even bother to fight it? Just pay up, you were found by a judge to be guilty.
I don't think I have ever seen a photo of Trudie before. I think I'd remember if I had - her neck is HUGE. It's bigger than his! She looks like her head has been photoshopped onto Michael Chiklis' body!!
Sting always was a promiscuous dog .. women in most cities .. desperate ugly wife puts up with it all to retain brand 'sting and trudie', if it exists. They are both delusional .. saving the planet, my arse!! Humanitarians, yeah right!! Do us all a favour you self righteous, self promoting, publicity seeking, social climbing narcisstic pigs for employers, GO AWAY and live a nice life where the sun don't shine!!
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Leave Your CommentIf Sting did something, that means it's right. People always get it confused and say "God," but really, it's Sting.
I never before realized how huge Trudie's ears are. Daaamn.
By Rachel, on July 17, 2007 10:55:12
$51,000? lol, that is like loose change for Sting.
By dm, on July 17, 2007 11:00:11
Trudie is too ugly for him. He needs to have tantric sex with me.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 11:01:07
I DIDNT KNOW THAT STING MARRIED THE JOKER.
By THE PUNISHER, on July 17, 2007 11:03:43
Sting is fucking his grandmother? Huh, never knew he was a Texan.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 11:04:18
You guys better watch what you say about Trudie. I'm sure that, whereever you are, she'll be able to hear you!
THE EARS ARE HUGE!
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 11:08:48
Sting is too busy tantrically banging Alfred E. Newman to make his own mac and cheese?. What a dick. Hope he turns her over....ugh.
By Megan, on July 17, 2007 11:11:00
If ugly ass Michael Douglas can bang Catherine Zeta-Jones, then STing could easily bang someone way hotter than Fugly Trudie. What the fuck?!
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 11:14:53
stingy should hook up with kirsten dunsty
By tobes macquire, on July 17, 2007 11:16:21
Trudy and Jordan Bratman obviously come from the same tribe of monkeys.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 11:18:39
Megan, my thoughts exactly. When I saw Trudie's picture, I thought (my god, give her red hair and she'd be on the cover of MAD magazine!
By Mr. T, on July 17, 2007 11:21:02
Poor Trudie Styler. I guess Serena Williams is on Vacation.
By dm, on July 17, 2007 11:21:26
she looks like she belongs on the cover of Mad magazine.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 11:38:30
Grandiose ego my ass. It's its ears that are grandiose.
By Purl, on July 17, 2007 11:40:41
Man, you've got to give Sting credit, getting married for love alone. Alfred E. Neuman has nothing on her. As for the pregnant chef, I recall reading somewhere that she was taking a lot of time off, and refusing to do certain events due to travel, so every story has two sides to it.
By kitkat, on July 17, 2007 11:44:46
"Sting is too busy tantrically banging Alfred E. Newman to make his own mac and cheese?."
LOL! well played...
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 11:45:44
Those aren't ears, they're HANDLES. Not only are they huge but they're too low on her head.
By Vigilante, on July 17, 2007 11:49:57
Uh....Why isn't he bangin some 23 yr old super model....He's Sting for Christ's sake.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 11:56:58
Man those ears are weird... can plastic surgeons move ears. In drawing class, I was taught top of ear lines up with eyes and bottom of ear lines up with nose... not with this chick.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 12:07:15
Did you hear that? That's Sting reaching into the crevices of his couch pulling out the loose change to pay this chef. Chump change to Sting!
By chuggdog, on July 17, 2007 12:10:22
chop off her hair, and it's Gollum from LOFR!
By pizda, on July 17, 2007 12:22:28
Sting does look 55. However his wife looks to be around 155.
By jt, on July 17, 2007 12:29:47
OH..HAAHA..man u people r funny. Just pay her the G's...they are zillion airs, and they lost! Whats that tell ya and tey still wont pay....and they look horrable...like they turned into monsters. Id be like, listen hun, Im gettin a tan and some pussy! Im Sting! beeeotch!
By mark, on July 17, 2007 12:39:21
Sweet Jesus, Trudie Styler IS Alfred E Neuman!
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 12:46:43
eh... Sting is smoking hot & bangs whoever he wants [probably including that ex-chef - paterinity test for the baby please!] I'd bet Jane's piddly salary Trudie's just jealous of something between her man & sweet Jane] maybe years of swinging have taken its toll on poor the poor dear, dumpling-like as she appears now - it catches up eventually.
By gigi, on July 17, 2007 14:00:08
Christ.
I hope my husband looks this good at 55.
Oh, wait. He doesn't look that good NOW....
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 14:00:14
Trudy might have Dumbo ears, but she's still fucking Sting. Ouch...
By newfgirl, on July 17, 2007 14:01:23
forget her ears... look at how fucking DISGUSTING her NECK is. my eyes are burning.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 14:20:37
Shouldn't Trudy be collecting nuts and storing them in some tree trunk for the winter right about now?
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 14:35:11
Yes, every story has two sides to it but it looks like a judge heard both and decided Trudy is a fucking bitch who should pay up.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 14:39:33
Aliens exist?
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 14:47:22
Huh, turns out Smeagol is a girl. Filed.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 14:48:21
trudie shoudn't be such a fucking bitch considering how ugly she is.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 15:27:22
LMFAO Look at those Ears on that bitch! She looks like she could flap em and fly away! haaaaaaaa!
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 16:01:34
granted Sting's wife doesn't look, eh, shall we say great in this photo. but come on, Sting isn't so amazingly hot. How come these older guys like Bruce Willis, Michael Douglass, Clooney can bang people half their age...oh, but Demi marries (not just has sex with) someone fifteen years or so younger and she's the "old lady"?
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 16:38:10
do married couples start out looking like twins or do they just morph into each other after so many years?
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 16:42:30
sting probably has $51,000 in his shirt pocket right now.
boy that judge sure taught him a lesson!
By i don't like you in any way, on July 17, 2007 16:53:24
OMG I want to have Sting's babies.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 17:05:38
"That's just something cooked up by the liberal media, like global warming and aliens."
Whoever writes for this site is a genius! And you're also more right than you know.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 17:50:03
oh mah gawd that woman is fug
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 18:22:37
They are not aging well! UGLY both of them.
By FUGLY!, on July 17, 2007 20:01:52
Anon 17:48:21: We always knew Smeagol was a girl, and her name is Tara Reid.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 20:36:21
Wonder how much the Sting baby will be getting a month on the sly?
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 21:18:19
gigi I couldn't have said it better myself. "The years of swinging have caught up with her". Trudie admitted on Howard Stern years ago that she engages in sex with him and groupies. That's how she hangs on. She said, I quote, "Its rock n roll, baby!" So yeah, paternity test! She's pissed!!!
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 21:40:05
I love how these limosine liberals want us to all live by their social engineering rules ....and then exempt themselves. By the way, before Michael Moore makes any more hay about our healthcare system, the fat disgusting pig ought to stop stuffing biscuits in his pie hole.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 21:59:20
Sting > Bono
By dm, on July 17, 2007 22:00:31
Holy shit, she's ugly. Wow. What the hell was he thinking? Was she always this "grotesque" looking? I've never actually seen her before. Not a Sting fan.
He doesn't look that bad, I don't think. I mean, he's aging, but he still looks human. Like a young grandpa, maybe. But she looks like something you'd see on Star Trek. One of those fucked up alien species like the Farenge or something.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2007 22:31:13
I believe their starring together in the film adaptation of a newly discovered Dr. Seuss work, On Beyond Bellboy (for you few Who fans out there).
By Wastie, on July 17, 2007 22:52:12
i dont care how old Sting is, he's still very sexy. His wife is fucking disgusting though.
By saz, on July 18, 2007 01:40:16
Trudy, ure one fucking ugly ass whore!!!
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 06:27:59
pig feces > Dm
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 06:54:26
That picture, here face! Bet he has his hand in her ass and makes her mouth move while he throws his voice. SHE'S FUCKING HOWDY TRUDIE!!!!
By Tyler, on July 18, 2007 06:57:11
They are both begining to look like garden gnomes.
By DynamiteSal, on July 18, 2007 08:01:47
Now we all can see why he can have sex for hours. With a face like that I wouldn't cum either.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 08:10:39
17:20:37, Trudie Styler is 53 fucking years old -- what, exactly do you think her neck should look like? I cannot WAIT until you start showing some signs of age -- maybe you'll kill yourself and spare the rest of us your judgmental yammering.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 08:18:14
The Police is an okay rock group, but I always knew that Sting was an asshole. When he divorced his pretty wife for that pig Trudy I knew for sure he was a piece of shit. Pay up Sting you overrated piece of shit!
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 08:39:27
59:20
A) he has
B) wow. you're so original
By 59:20 is a right-wing asshole, on July 18, 2007 08:59:32
Sting has married proof that chimps and giraffe have mated.
/ Case closed
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 09:33:11
Trudie is so damn ugly, and Sting is not much better. He used to be hot, YEARS ago.
Why would they even bother to fight it? Just pay up, you were found by a judge to be guilty.
By judy, on July 18, 2007 10:06:35
Damn! Fugly multiplied by 10.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:24:22
Dang. girl is looking all Zira from Planet of the Apes and shit. or maybe Sting just likes to have something to hang onto.....
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:25:08
she has major neckhead going on here. and her ears are ridiculous. wow.
By The Rage, on July 18, 2007 10:48:56
First of all Trudie is a dog...These people are supposed to be humanatairams what phonys.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 10:51:14
Aye yi aye. Pay for an ear pinning. Or tell dear Trudie to always wear her hair down. Yeowza.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 11:00:16
If u all r goin to call them names and dis them u shuld at leest lern 2 spel. u stupid, fucking, uneducated, jealous, small-town idiots.
By Uh huh, on July 18, 2007 11:34:00
She looks like the spawn of Alfred E Newman and a chimp. She must have an amazing tongue is all I can think.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 12:07:01
Oh shit i bet there's no pre-nup that's why Sting can't divorce that ugly horse-ass face whore.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 14:25:59
I don't think I have ever seen a photo of Trudie before. I think I'd remember if I had - her neck is HUGE. It's bigger than his! She looks like her head has been photoshopped onto Michael Chiklis' body!!
By anonymous, on July 18, 2007 18:43:17
Sting's wife has a neck like a man and she looks funny the way her ears stick out.She needs to staple them things to the back of her head.
By blue1965, on July 18, 2007 18:44:13
The title says Sting has to pay, but from teh looks of her, he has been paying for a long time!
By RunningD, on July 19, 2007 12:34:16
Trudie looks like a monkey to me. Wow, startling photo of her.
By Jaided, on July 19, 2007 14:46:22
which one is sting, they both sting my eyes, why hack only on her, he looks like shidt, if I could figure out which one is sting.
By brick195969, on July 19, 2007 16:09:51
Sting always was a promiscuous dog .. women in most cities .. desperate ugly wife puts up with it all to retain brand 'sting and trudie', if it exists. They are both delusional .. saving the planet, my arse!! Humanitarians, yeah right!! Do us all a favour you self righteous, self promoting, publicity seeking, social climbing narcisstic pigs for employers, GO AWAY and live a nice life where the sun don't shine!!
By anonymous, on July 21, 2007 15:35:03
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