Britney Spears Doesn't Like Pants

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  1. Jee-ZUS! WHAT THE FUCK????

    By Vigilante, on August 29, 2007 11:15:01

  2. Disgusting. She's such a pig. I still wouldn't wear that even if I had Jessica Alba's body. She's such a whore. Remember when she actually claimed she was a virgin? That was the biggest joke. They need to take those kids away NOW. But they won't, she get to keep them and get away with everything she's been doing, like all the other sluts - Lindsay, Paris, Nicole. The courts better point their fingers at themselves if - god forbid - something horrible (and yes, more than she's doing to them now) happens to those kids!!

    By Amy, on August 29, 2007 11:17:10

  3. SHE GETS MORE NASTY EVERYDAY

    By THE PUNISHER, on August 29, 2007 11:19:30

  4. Why doesn't someone in her entourage tell her? Excuse me Brit, your dress/shirt does not cover your butt. its showing. its dimpled.

    By Carolina , on August 29, 2007 11:22:16

  5. Are these recent pics? My question being, does this mean she put the extensions back in already?

    She's a wreck. I mean, how many times and in how many different ways can you say it. She is a complete and total mess.

    And she's going to put her ciggy out on her kid's eye one of these days.

    But, at least she doesn't have VPL (visible panty line). Small favors and all...

    By I just threw up in my mouth a little, on August 29, 2007 11:22:30

  6. Oh...God....my eyes!!!! DA GOGGLES DO NAHTING!!!!

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 11:25:11

  7. I think Brit missed the memo where that was a shirt. Not a dress.

    By Fruity McGaygay, on August 29, 2007 11:28:03

  8. Britney, we know you don't have long hair or naturally blonde hair, so why do you keep lying to us?

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 11:32:04

  9. i can never eat cottage cheese again...blah

    By angry asian, on August 29, 2007 11:32:45

  10. She gets uglier every day.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 11:41:09

  11. Hey, don't swear at me. Free will, remember? Ya fuckin ingrates...

    By Jesus, on August 29, 2007 11:45:13

  12. You know what the really really sad part is? She knows Kfed is trying to get the kids and this is her best behavior? And please tell me she had some kind of underwear on even a thong or something to stop her from leaving a nasty snail trail..

    By Lisa G., on August 29, 2007 11:50:16

  13. geez thanks guys for showing us this. Now I have to spend god knows how long cleaning chunks of vomit from my keyboard.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 11:51:07

  14. Just when you think it can't possibly get any worse, it does.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 11:54:20

  15. I think she's trying to look bad so that K-Fed gets the kids and then she won't have to worry about them.

    Seriously though, how cool would it be if she put out a hardcore industrial/goth album?

    Btw, Michael Jackson should turn himself into a blonde woman since he's already half way there. Then, he should sing creepy/eerie songs about kids/parties/plastic surgery, etc. How freakin' cool would that be? I mean what the hell else is he gonna sing about? Anyways, I think it would be totally unexpected which would be cool. But he won't do that b/c he's a freak in denial.

    By Micropede, on August 29, 2007 11:58:16

  16. "Tokyo Rose of the Trailer Park" - Joe Dirt.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 12:00:10

  17. No comment, actually.
    I want a filter that spares me of any newsflashes concerning this redundant goner - once and for all.

    By die Krautsalaten, on August 29, 2007 12:03:51

  18. fucking hilarous. what a train wreck. someone needs to put hang a noose outside her house. she'll know what to do.

    By hates hollywood, on August 29, 2007 12:04:47

  19. Britney, please stop whatever it is you are trying to accomplish right now. Put some real effort into therapy, and I don't say that to be mean, you just need to re-center your life.

    Take some time off, stay home for awhile, be with your boys, and surround yourself with people that really care about your well-being, not employees or hanger-ons.

    By Josh, on August 29, 2007 12:05:06

  20. Okay... I have it figured out. No one is this retarded. It has to be a Britney look-alike on a mission to destroy the real Britney. It's the only explaination.

    By Dave, on August 29, 2007 12:10:29

  21. i kinow a dude who knows (leeches) off k-dud and he always talks about how loud britney screams when shes gettin banged. she also has a hairy bush and hasta wax her happy trail...OD already, christ!

    By anna nicoles scripts, on August 29, 2007 12:10:48

  22. Sorry Jesus. Hey, it's almost happy hour. I'll buy you a drink. Unless you want to make your own...would a bottle of Evian do it for ya?

    By Vigilante, on August 29, 2007 12:11:54

  23. She is such a piece of trash.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 12:14:57

  24. Wow, Josh. You really care. Too bad no one else does.

    By britney please od already, on August 29, 2007 12:15:51

  25. It's official, I will now refrain from EVER making negative comments on Britney.

    WHY?

    Because this woman clearly has a mental illness.

    Am I an asshole? You best fuckin' believe it....

    Am I an asshole who makes fun/light of mental illness? No.

    (That being said, I will still read, and likely chuckle, at others' comments in the threads. GAME ON!...;) )

    By joejoe, on August 29, 2007 12:16:59

  26. my eyes are bleeding now

    By faroukahli, on August 29, 2007 12:23:36

  27. shes starting tol ook like her buddy Rosie O'Donnell.... hahahahaha

    By virgo, on August 29, 2007 12:26:00

  28. Someone should search her bed...looks like there's a bag of marbles hidden under her ass when she sleeps.

    By capadigutz, on August 29, 2007 12:33:26

  29. If I did this, I'd be arrested for indecent exposure...but then again if I had been caught with cocaine and involved in a DUI, I'd be doing time. These celebutards can get away with anything.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 12:52:35

  30. Oh Brit,, Give it a rest,, Just because you have money,, you believe you are hot ,, and the chosen ONE,, you have no style,, and no sence of EYE,,,

    can i come and work for you??? i have bad habits was well,,, but i will keep you in check,,, maybe give you some sence of EYE,,

    By burntfinger, on August 29, 2007 12:55:38

  31. this is exactly why there is a fucking taliban, good god man.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 13:01:30

  32. What, NO ONE had the balls to tell this girl her ass was hanging out for the world to see?

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 13:03:58

  33. This chick is 5 kinds of crazy, Its hard to feel sorry for her. She needs help so very bad

    By lookwhaticando, on August 29, 2007 13:05:32

  34. Die, Britney, DIE!!!!

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 13:07:09

  35. It's a very nice shirt though- but worn over a denim miniskirt or a pair of jeans;-)

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 13:10:08

  36. As soon as she SHOULD go barefoot she doesn't. Short girls and their short tree trunk legs should wear boots like that.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 13:12:03

  37. Just when I think I've seen it all with her - then this, WTF exactly? WHO GOES OUT LIKE THAT? Even the streetwalkers have more sense than this - I'm just flabbergasted by her sheer stupidity

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 13:16:56

  38. That's just sad.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 13:16:58

  39. where is everyone running to these kids' aid like everyone is for these damn dogs. those poor babies...

    By confused..., on August 29, 2007 13:17:03

  40. All that money; why no liposuction? Seems like almost as easy a quick-fix as some pants.

    On an unrelated note, that security guy from the last pic looks like the Skipper from Gilligan's Island, if the Skipper were African American and not dead and hung out with a second retard not named Gilligan.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 13:19:43

  41. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST........SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOONE GIVES A GODDAMN FUCK ANYMORE YOU STUPID PIECES OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 13:23:54

  42. Her kids give a fuck, and she doesn't give a fuck about them, that's why people give a fuck. What if this was your mom?

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 13:28:46

  43. Jesus FUCKING Christ...hmmm...

    Isn't that like telling Jesus to go fuck himself?

    Well, that ain't very nice.

    By Vigilante, on August 29, 2007 13:29:04

  44. slimfast should be offering her a deal, or trimspa, someone lord!

    By hates hollywood, on August 29, 2007 13:30:16

  45. Britney has the same body as the girl we all used to fuck in college. You guys know her....you were drunk as hell, you just saw her near the end of the night at the bar or a party, and an hour later you were doin it doggy style, looking down at that pimpled, disgusting ass, trying to figure out how not to puke all over her before you cum.

    Wait, thats just me? Sorry.

    By Jim, on August 29, 2007 13:32:51

  46. The Jesus Christ comment is from Shitney herself. It's like so obvious, don't cha know? Like gag me with a spoon (or your ottis)

    By chuggdog, on August 29, 2007 13:38:06

  47. What a fine piece of ass!

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 13:59:53

  48. You people crack me up! Do you realize how difficult it is for a woman NOT to have celulite?! Only in a man's dreams can he have a percect woman. You guys are just pissed because no matter what your woman looks like, she doesn't have as much money as Britney.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 14:06:13

  49. I agree with the previous comment about how she's acting like this to get out of custody with her kids. She can blame it on her mental illness or lack of ability to be a fit mother. What a selfish bitch. She got pregnant to keep her man and now she lost him she doesn't want the kids anymore.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 14:08:15

  50. She is crazy

    By Me, on August 29, 2007 14:14:45

  51. I just figured this out. This horrifying photo - this is clearly Dina Lohan from maybe 30 years ago. Same A+ parenting skills, same delusional fashion sense, same commitment to trashy and over the top.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 14:20:23

  52. I'm going to find a pencil so I can poke my eyes out!

    By Tina, on August 29, 2007 14:27:17

  53. Is she even coherent these days??

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 14:30:01

  54. I agree with the previous comment about how she's acting like this to get out of custody with her kids. She can blame it on her mental illness or lack of ability to be a fit mother. What a selfish bitch. She got pregnant to keep her man and now she lost him she doesn't want the kids anymore.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 14:08:15
    ---------------------------
    you've obviously overestimated her brain capacity.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 14:41:44

  55. Oh, man, not AGAIN. Just when you think she's at her grossest. Brit Twit really outdid herself this time, which one would surmise, is exactly the point. When you're trying to get the judge to take your children away from you forever and ever and ever, that is. Can't wait to see how much child support FedEx will be asking for once he's got full physical custody. Oops, there goes Brit's fortune.

    By Sami, on August 29, 2007 14:47:05

  56. ^14:06 - You are missing the main point that this woman is not wearing any pants, and maybe not any underwear, in public. If she had a spectacular ass and did this, it would be tolerable. Alas, she does not have such an ass.

    Lisa G.: Yes, I too was wondering if there was a thong or not. It's hard not to wonder.

    By Big L, on August 29, 2007 14:49:37

  57. Shitney is so fucked in the head it isn't funny. Oh wait, it is funny, fucking funny shit, all that's missing is the soiled toilet tissue or tampon string hanging out her backdoor. Thanks Shitney for your daily affirmations of being a fucking funny bi-polar slut from hell.

    By Lala, on August 29, 2007 14:59:49

  58. "^14:06 - You are missing the main point that this woman is not wearing any pants, and maybe not any underwear, in public. If she had a spectacular ass and did this, it would be tolerable. Alas, she does not have such an ass."

    Good luck trying to explain obvious stuff to a Britney fan. They're all retarded. A for effort though.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 15:28:22

  59. Britney, that is not a dress, THAT IS A SHIRT, you stupid ho!

    By i hate her, on August 29, 2007 15:31:06

  60. i cant STAND to look at her anymore. Shes disgusting. Please can we boycott anything to do with her, gooddddd!!

    By steph, on August 29, 2007 15:37:55

  61. That's it. I used to think she didn't know any better than to do disgusting shit like this, but now I'm convinced that she's trying. She must realize that her career is over and be like "Fuck it." It's people like her that us Southerners a bad name. Really bad.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 15:43:16

  62. Todd and Jenny left out the pics that show that not only did she forget her pants, she forgot to put both blue contact lenses in her eyes. The girl was walking around pantless and with only one fake blue eye! WTF? This girl is clearly not fit enough to take care of her damn self but her fantards still insist she can handle two kids.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 15:50:54

  63. oh shit not again damn it , just had dinner and you post those disgusting pics of shitney or what ever her new name is great there goes dinner down the toilet

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 16:18:04

  64. How Can ANYONE Walk Around With Their Ass And Cooter Flapping In The Breeze! Gross

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 16:30:55

  65. I don't ever see regular people walking around without pants...why would she think that she can? sick

    she's also has a bad receding hairline but I guess that is the least of her worries

    lastly, Jim -- I want to marry you!

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 16:46:53

  66. What I don't understand is why we continue to follow her around and platering her photo's all over the net? If she is such a loser and such a fat pig why don't we just leave her alone and maybe she will go away.
    Follow Beil and Alba around. I would rather see more photo's of them.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 17:11:04

  67. please tell me she is at least wearing a thong? also...those "dimples" on her skanky ass actually look like scars caused by lypo-suction. i wouldn't be surprised. but seriously this woman is all out CARAZEEEEEE!

    By faroukahli, on August 29, 2007 17:12:38

  68. I think that she is so freaking psycho now, that she really truly believes that she is still hot.
    She probably has all the old pictures of herself plastered all around (obviously in front of all the mirrors) and thinks that is how she looks.

    SOMEONE is telling this skank that shes hot. During that shoot for Allure Magazine, I read that the photog(?) or wig stylist(?) said her natural hair was beautiful (WTF?) and that the cameras love her (again, WTF?). She obviously believes that total bullshit.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 17:16:24

  69. Don't you people get it, it's the new fashion trend ya'll!!! And of course I'm not wearing a thong. I like to let my snatch breathe you tards. Oh, and I've decided not to do anymore shaving. Not on my head or body. Can't wait to see my hairy legs can you? Dammit, gotta go..the kids are screaming to have their teeth brushed! Hugs & kisses to all my adoring fans!

    By MS SPEARS, on August 29, 2007 17:18:02

  70. I'm lost for words. It just seems to get more and more ridiculous every day...

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 17:54:56

  71. I look forward to the autobiography so we have some insight into this madness!! Come on, you know you'd be lining up to buy that one!!

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 18:00:57


  72. Dear GOD!!! I WAS TRYING TO EAT!!!!!

    By Shammy, on August 29, 2007 18:42:23

  73. Gosh, y'all...gimmee a brake!

    I'm just havin' some problemos with my cooter and a real bad case of them there panty crickets, so I'm goin' 'commando' style an' hopin' some of 'em fall out, real natural like! And I gots to leave the trailer when I do it, cause my young'uns will eat 'em up real quick when they hit the floor.

    Love ya! Shitney


    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 19:05:05

  74. I'm starting to think this is just crap. I dont think shes talented enough to restart a singing career, so she gets publicity through bad publicity! Its like she tries to out do herself when she feels like the "craziness" is wearing off...

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 20:18:21

  75. Just frickin' shoot me. UGH!

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 20:21:20

  76. There is no doubt in my mind that this girl has some serious mental problems.

    If her immediate family cannot step in and remedy the situation then the authorities must step in to protect the two kids.

    I feel like I am watching her kids play on the railroad tracks and that she is the locomotive barreling ahead at 200 mph. And we are all silently screaming, "STOP!!" But no one is listening. No one hears.


    By Rocky, on August 29, 2007 21:54:44

  77. We all looked at it anyway ...

    Britney's just like when you take a dump and you KNOW it ain't gonna be pretty, but you STILL get up and look back down at it.

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 22:12:19

  78. How the fuck do you have a bad hair day when you wear a wig?

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 22:46:03

  79. Pls don't post this photo .Very ugly ugly

    By anonymous, on August 29, 2007 23:34:58

  80. Oh Gawd... She is so crazy, I bet she FORGOT to put the pants. he he

    By Mia, on August 30, 2007 00:05:47

  81. She's gonna trip on her lips unless she puts some drawers on.

    By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 01:33:01

  82. STOP. Just STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 02:59:21

  83. somebody please kill her now
    anybody....

    By diebrittneydie, on August 30, 2007 06:14:39

  84. Obviously, Britney thinks she looks hot. Her lastest batch of hired help that quit on her said that she frequently walks around nude, asking everyone if she looks 'sexy'? I guess if this were one of the conditions of employment, I would have quit too.

    By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 07:55:22

  85. I just threw up a little. Thanks Shitney (N).

    By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 08:01:42

  86. I can not help but to keep watching. She is a train wreck and needs to be locked away. The kids need to be taken far far away and adopted. Keep them away from both of these idiots.

    By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 08:03:17

  87. Can you imagine the smell?? Cigarette smoke, Taco Bell & clams baby!!

    By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 08:24:45

  88. Perhaps nobody has told her she isn't wearing pants because, like the story of the Emporer's New Clothes, nobody wants her to think they are unfit for service in the royal court...

    By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 10:00:57

  89. I think people DID attempt to give her valable fashion advice, but she ignorantly thinks that she looks great in clothes several sizes too small, and over-exposed. 'Hillybilly Couture.' Vanity Fair designers where blown off, and Britney let her then personal assistant do her makeup for her. Once trailer trash, always trailer trap.

    By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 11:34:03

  90. I am convinced she has a mood disorder - this is so irrational it defies words. Believe me, I had a manic-depressive mom and even she didn't walk out of the house wearing a shirt and shoes. She did do some strange stuff though.

    By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 12:47:31

  91. ^Sorry to hear that. That must have been hard trying to live with a mother who had this disorder. I worked with a women who had Bi-polar disorder and she nearly drove our office to the brink of insanity until we found out what was going on. Yeah, Britney definitely has something that required medication.

    By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 14:52:43

  92. She's spending money like she'll never run out of it. This girl is going to be bankrupt soon.

    By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 14:56:34

  93. This twat has celulite >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "You people crack me up! Do you realize how difficult it is for a woman NOT to have celulite?! Only in a man's dreams can he have a percect woman. You guys are just pissed because no matter what your woman looks like, she doesn't have as much money as Britney."

    By anonymous, on August 30, 2007 21:36:37

  94. Ewwwwww Her ass is nasty looking! Cover that shit up!

    By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 06:28:51

  95. I really think that if she wasn't a millionaire that she would have been forced to get some sort of help by now. People with mental disorders are usually very resistant to treatment because they think it's everyone else with the problem and not them (because they're crazy!!!). Seriously, she is not getting the help she needs and it just keeps getting worse. She is going to completely embarass herself at the VMA's - for fuck sake, why is no one stepping in and putting their foot down. How many more times can she humiliate herself? Reeeealllly bad.

    By Sam, on August 31, 2007 06:48:56

  96. I wish someone in her circle would pull her aside and tell her to get it together. But seeing as it didn't work for her mother it probably wouldn't work for them either.

    By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 17:03:25

  97. I should have know. Brit forgot to dress again. Scum is scum and Brit well, she is scum.

    By anonymous, on August 31, 2007 21:40:53

  98. That's really gross....She looks gets uglier everyday...Go on a diet Fat Pig.......

    By anonymous, on September 4, 2007 04:31:08

  99. Given her booze prob, I say If Shitney actually thinks she looks good, she must dress herself wearing beer googles.

    By anonymous, on September 11, 2007 19:28:24

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