It may just be this one shot, but... If Britney would stop trying to be a Lolita and just act her age she wouldn't be a half-bad looking lady. It's always when she's TRYING that she fucks everything up.
Britney is another one of those girls who was cute when she was younger, but gets ugly as she gets older. Her face isn't "pretty" at all and neither is her short tree trunk body.
Y'all know she didn't deliberately dye her hair that yellowish-orange color, it's just what happened when she scratched her scalp while eating cheetos.
Orrr, it could be that the build-up of Cheetos dye is leeching out through her scalp...
I have a nephew who would only eat, as veggies go, butternut squash and carrots for his first year. Little man Jake looked like a damn oompa loompa....lol
Here's a tip, girls - when your eyes are already really far apart and make you look like a calf, don't wear the goddamned Paris Hilton bugeye glasses. Otherwise, no matter what comes out of your mouth, all I hear is "mmmoooooOOO!" I'm looking at you too, Jamie-Lynn.
And I'd go gay for Mike Rowe in a heartbeat. He's so frigging awesome...
My husband won't let me watch Dirty Jobs anymore because he knows I have the hots for Mike Rowe. I would be happy to slather mud all over that hot bod.
Omg what the hell happened? Why's everyone suddenly jocking My Mike? I was into him Pre-DirtyJobs. Damn damn damn. Oh, and Brit's looking better. At least bitch ain't POUTING. God. You're a grown woman already. Shit.
Somebody please remind this stupid girl that she's divorced, and wearing her old wedding ring does not make her look like any less of a whore. Pawn that thing to buy some new fishnets, boots, underwear, and a life. And a couple parenting books.
I feel so much better knowing I'm not weird for my love of Mike Rowe! He's adorable. Who could of imagined 5 years ago that she would look like this now? I mean, seriously. I'd love to jump 5 years in the future and see what she'll look like. My bet? Dead.
Mike Rowe is one hot piece of man meat. So masculine and sexy. You know he must fuck like a banshee...mmmm mmmm mmmm, I've got a couple of dirty jobs for him. :)
You know Brit's 'thinking': "I've always wanted cheeto flavored highlights." And about Mike, as well noted here, is a stone cold fox. A fox who can do me ten ways from Sunday, whether he's covered in penguin poo or not.
You know Brit's 'thinking': "I've always wanted cheeto flavored highlights." And about Mike, as well noted here, is a stone cold fox. A fox who can do me ten ways from Sunday, whether he's covered in penguin poo or not.
I have been looking all over this damn city for Mike Rowe. Turns out he lives in San Francisco and I have yet to find him. Oh I love me some dirty Rowe. How the hell did Britney's hair grow so fast?
Sorry to disappoint you, ladies, but considering that Mike Rowe lives in Frisco and his 'looking for a understanding lady' pleas, he just might be batting for the other team. Good show though and he seems like a cool dude.
I'm a fag hag and I've never known a gay man who'd do what Mike does on Dirty Jobs. My gay friends would have sex with him, but they wouldn't do his job. I don't think he's gay sry2say
According to his site, "I've never married, but continue to pursue a life of serial monogamy with a very understanding woman in San Francisco." And frankly, I think that if he were gay he'd just flat out tell you. I guess you girls at least have a shot. Oh, the #1 group on his music list is The Cure, so bring eyeliner.
Guys, I'd like your help. Perez has my IP blocked from posting comments. Why don't you all copy and paste the following onto his comment pages. Don't take this the wrong way, I'm not trying to direct traffic to this tool's website (lets face it, at this point it doesnt make a difference) I'm merely trying to drive the guy into obscurity.
"i love how the reason Perez got so big is because Paris Hilton bankrolled him back when he was just a tiny little blogger under the condition that he wouldn’t write anything bad about her… I notice he still doesn’t write anything bad about her sooooo……. are ya still getting those Hilton checks monthly, Mario, you tubby parasite fuck?"
You HAVE heard of other channels besides E! and MTV haven't you? You should check out Discovery or History or Science channel every once in a while. (for a pic, try this new thing called Google)
I don't think she cares about her image at this point. Her life is shifting (as everyone's does), unfortunately for her it's happening infront of all of us. You people should be ashamed. I'm not saying she is without flaws, none of us are, but who are we to judge another? Honestly. I hope they rid tabloids, no good comes from them.
I think the hair itself is cute, not so much the color, but the cut. Better than those nasty extensions she had. Best pic I've seen of Brit in a while.
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Leave Your CommentI'd like proof that she's not really a shaved ape. Can someone do a DNA test?
By mutterhals, on August 21, 2007 12:25:14
Those ugly ass sunglasses to nothing to help her retarded eyes. The space between them looks even bigger.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 12:29:17
I think she's channeling Mandy Moore's looks just a wee bit, hahaa!
Mandy is a saint, compared to the BS. ;-)
By Shammy, on August 21, 2007 12:29:40
I have a total crush on Mike Rowe, too!
By Amanda, on August 21, 2007 12:34:58
Mike Rowe = HOT!!
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 12:37:02
God, she is one hot mess.
I agree, Mike Rowe can get me dirty ANYtime..
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 12:40:30
she's as ugly as it gets
By barf, on August 21, 2007 12:44:21
i wouldn't even hit it with someone elses 9 foot pole.
By Matt, on August 21, 2007 12:48:32
She looks like a 41 year old lesbian trying pass herself off as a soccer mom. And failing.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 12:49:40
Yes, bout time someone gave Mike Rowe his dues. He's a FOX!!
By Dream, on August 21, 2007 12:50:09
It may just be this one shot, but...
If Britney would stop trying to be a Lolita and just act her age she wouldn't be a half-bad looking lady. It's always when she's TRYING that she fucks everything up.
By jbonz, on August 21, 2007 12:51:14
Britney is another one of those girls who was cute when she was younger, but gets ugly as she gets older. Her face isn't "pretty" at all and neither is her short tree trunk body.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 12:58:53
Y'all know she didn't deliberately dye her hair that yellowish-orange color, it's just what happened when she scratched her scalp while eating cheetos.
By Snarky McSnarkerson, on August 21, 2007 13:04:24
Orrr, it could be that the build-up of Cheetos dye is leeching out through her scalp...
I have a nephew who would only eat, as veggies go, butternut squash and carrots for his first year.
Little man Jake looked like a damn oompa loompa....lol
By joejoe, on August 21, 2007 13:08:44
Here's a tip, girls - when your eyes are already really far apart and make you look like a calf, don't wear the goddamned Paris Hilton bugeye glasses. Otherwise, no matter what comes out of your mouth, all I hear is "mmmoooooOOO!" I'm looking at you too, Jamie-Lynn.
And I'd go gay for Mike Rowe in a heartbeat. He's so frigging awesome...
By Osama Bin Goldfarb, on August 21, 2007 13:10:14
That's what happens when you get mounted by Carrot Top
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 13:10:21
My husband won't let me watch Dirty Jobs anymore because he knows I have the hots for Mike Rowe. I would be happy to slather mud all over that hot bod.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 13:12:23
oh mike rowe <3333 le sigh
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 13:14:45
Omg what the hell happened? Why's everyone suddenly jocking My Mike? I was into him Pre-DirtyJobs. Damn damn damn. Oh, and Brit's looking better. At least bitch ain't POUTING. God. You're a grown woman already. Shit.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 13:20:45
Somebody please remind this stupid girl that she's divorced, and wearing her old wedding ring does not make her look like any less of a whore. Pawn that thing to buy some new fishnets, boots, underwear, and a life. And a couple parenting books.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 13:47:06
I feel so much better knowing I'm not weird for my love of Mike Rowe! He's adorable.
Who could of imagined 5 years ago that she would look like this now? I mean, seriously. I'd love to jump 5 years in the future and see what she'll look like. My bet? Dead.
By Rachel, on August 21, 2007 13:48:52
Mike Rowe is one hot piece of man meat. So masculine and sexy. You know he must fuck like a banshee...mmmm mmmm mmmm, I've got a couple of dirty jobs for him. :)
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 13:54:07
You know Brit's 'thinking': "I've always wanted cheeto flavored highlights."
And about Mike, as well noted here, is a stone cold fox. A fox who can do me ten ways from Sunday, whether he's covered in penguin poo or not.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 14:02:12
You know Brit's 'thinking': "I've always wanted cheeto flavored highlights."
And about Mike, as well noted here, is a stone cold fox. A fox who can do me ten ways from Sunday, whether he's covered in penguin poo or not.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 14:02:13
In the words of Austin Powers, "That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!"
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 14:03:27
You know she couldn't showcase her newly exposed real hair without fucking it up with a wack dye job! That would be too classy...
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 14:04:45
Girl is hot wearing less than a bikini
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 14:17:21
I have been looking all over this damn city for Mike Rowe. Turns out he lives in San Francisco and I have yet to find him. Oh I love me some dirty Rowe. How the hell did Britney's hair grow so fast?
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 14:25:22
12:29:17 - LOL @ "retarded eyes"! Why the hell is her head smack up against the visor like that?
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 14:51:32
i LOVE Mike Rowe too! he is a hot-daddy!! And an ex-opera singer..dirty sexy
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 14:57:49
Yes, Britney, KEEP not wearing your seatbelt while you're driving your convertible! That's the right idea!!
By grim reaper, on August 21, 2007 15:01:44
Sorry to disappoint you, ladies, but considering that Mike Rowe lives in Frisco and his 'looking for a understanding lady' pleas, he just might be batting for the other team. Good show though and he seems like a cool dude.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 15:06:11
I'm a fag hag and I've never known a gay man who'd do what Mike does on Dirty Jobs. My gay friends would have sex with him, but they wouldn't do his job. I don't think he's gay sry2say
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 15:15:52
Got to hand it to Brit.. blonde, brunetter, redhead, she is equally ugly.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 15:23:51
According to his site, "I've never married, but continue to pursue a life of serial monogamy with a very understanding woman in San Francisco." And frankly, I think that if he were gay he'd just flat out tell you. I guess you girls at least have a shot. Oh, the #1 group on his music list is The Cure, so bring eyeliner.
By Gern Blanston, on August 21, 2007 15:43:08
"very understanding" means "can deal with me not being home a lot because of my job"
he's not gay
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 15:46:01
Jesus Christ...I think her foul weave may actually look better than her pathetic ass orange hair. Her face is beyond fug!
By lanorigb, on August 21, 2007 15:49:30
this is blonde nor orange colorblind or what
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 15:50:40
she looka way better with her hair like that than with all those bad extensions. i hope she keeps it like this.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 15:57:52
Well now she looks like a LEZ school teacher.. ewwww!
By FUGBRIT, on August 21, 2007 15:58:15
she looks like a teacher or a politician. good thing she doesn't have the brains to be either.
By prettyboy, on August 21, 2007 16:29:50
Can anyone say washed up soocer mom?!?!?
By fairygirllv, on August 21, 2007 16:41:00
Guys, I'd like your help. Perez has my IP blocked from posting comments. Why don't you all copy and paste the following onto his comment pages. Don't take this the wrong way, I'm not trying to direct traffic to this tool's website (lets face it, at this point it doesnt make a difference) I'm merely trying to drive the guy into obscurity.
"i love how the reason Perez got so big is because Paris Hilton bankrolled him back when he was just a tiny little blogger under the condition that he wouldn’t write anything bad about her… I notice he still doesn’t write anything bad about her sooooo……. are ya still getting those Hilton checks monthly, Mario, you tubby parasite fuck?"
By Moe GreeneIsDead@yahoo.com, on August 21, 2007 16:48:23
She reminds me of my organic chemistry professor in college. She was British. Really nice, though.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 18:03:15
Unbelievable---and Halloween is just around the corner--save that look. I feel an onset of nausea coming on.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 19:21:28
what's Ellen Barkin's pic doing here?
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 20:06:36
She had to do the color herself, no way she PAID someone for orange hair? ya think?
Who the hell is Mike Rowe? post a pic
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 20:41:36
You HAVE heard of other channels besides E! and MTV haven't you?
You should check out Discovery or History or Science channel every once in a while.
(for a pic, try this new thing called Google)
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 20:44:36
What an ugly bitch.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 21:20:42
she looks like my grandma
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 21:37:40
Hey look! It's Sandy Duncan! Eat some Wheat Thins, you skank!
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 22:39:56
20:44 FYI - I don't watch TV at all, mofo.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 22:53:04
I don't think she cares about her image at this point. Her life is shifting (as everyone's does), unfortunately for her it's happening infront of all of us. You people should be ashamed. I'm not saying she is without flaws, none of us are, but who are we to judge another? Honestly. I hope they rid tabloids, no good comes from them.
By anonymous, on August 21, 2007 23:33:46
Mike Rowe - yum :)
By Samantha, on August 22, 2007 00:31:06
Please. Someone.
Remove this scumbag from the face of this Planet!
Such a waste of oxygen!!!
By Matt, on August 22, 2007 06:07:43
Mike Rowe = TOTAL HOTTNESS!!!
...gay, straight or otherwise. My vibrator and I don't care what his sexual orientation is.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 06:27:21
$100 says the extensions go back on tomorrow...
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 07:32:39
She's been visited by the UGLY fairy!
By Reschey, on August 22, 2007 07:55:32
I think the hair itself is cute, not so much the color, but the cut. Better than those nasty extensions she had. Best pic I've seen of Brit in a while.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 07:58:08
anonymous 23:33
but who are we to judge another?
We're the internet, you dumb slut.
By Snoop Dong, on August 22, 2007 07:58:46
I don't believe this girl maintains Vigilante standards of pussy grooming.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 08:43:00
"Ellen Barkin" LMAO! Or how about "When Mongoloid's Attack?" Yikes.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 09:28:32
somebody kill her already please
By diebitchdie, on August 22, 2007 10:32:52
I wouldn't fuck that with a vaccinated crowbar.
By anonymous, on August 22, 2007 11:45:40
gotta agree with all the mike rowe love!! so hot! i remember him when he used to do local san francisco shows--deelish!
By maxpurr9, on August 22, 2007 14:14:35
SHE IS AN ESCAPED SOMEWHAT SHAVED APE FROM THE SAN DIEGO ZOO.
By anonymous, on September 16, 2007 14:40:42
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